Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

The end of EvaXephon?


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Technically no? The girl in question has come out to verify it happened, however she was unable to provide proof of any of their messages. Unless I just missed something.



I showed a screenshot of the code to a friend of mine who loves to code. He called it "gross" but also said "if its working for him though then it's not a bad thing to use it." When I showed it to him I started it off with no context. If course I couldn't help but rant a little bit, but I didn't get too into it as my goal was just to see what he thought if just the programming. He did mention it was really weird to him though that he had else if for things that didn't need it.

It's one thing to code a really hacky script or program for a microcontroller because nowadays it doesn't matter. Processors are so fast your 3mb file is going to run no matter what.

Doing the same to a 3d game affects the performance (as we can see) but more importantly by using a shitty approach the game can't be fixed or modified easily.

It's important to note I don't know shit about shit, but this thread got me thinking about coding and unity.

If/else isn't inherently wrong, and it can be used in conjunction with Unity's state machine. Run all the minor NPCs off a state machine and the script uses if/else checks to call certain actions. Because the if/else statements don't actually control the behaviour directly you only would have to modify the state machine to make AI changes.

Like, for an alpha I really can't see why you wouldn't code a single state machine for the unimportant NPCs and then just use a random number system so they execute the actions at slightly different times and in different orders.
 
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chad Kamoshida vs virgin Alex
 
By the way, whatever happened to the whole "let's rename the game because it's not serious enough" thing? People agreed that he had to change the title, and yet nothing happened. Did Eva himself elaborate in any way, or did he just forget?

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It's been four fucking years.

Mmmmmaybe he's planning on waiting until the game comes out? I mean it would be kinda dumb to wait...bu. It is weird though, I hadn't realized he hasn't brought it up again in so long.
 
These builds are getting less and less frequent at this point. They're also ballooning in file size somehow.
That would likely be due to poor Unity resource/asset management, and possibly not compressing imported resources. I'm not familiar with Unity and have barely done some of the tutorials, but I've gotten used to some of the quirks commonly seen in Unity games that seem to repeatedly come up with newer developers. One of those quirks is file sizes that are much larger than they actually need to be. For instance, the November 2019 build of Yandere Simulator is about 2.14 GB on my drive, while the compressed file I downloaded and extracted the build from is 1.07 GB. That's bad, but not actually the worst case I've seen which was something like a 120 MB or so compressed file becoming around 1.2 GB uncompressed. Once that developer got beyond the "proof of concept" phase and got more familiar with Unity, there's hardly a difference between the filesize of the game itself and the compressed download that's distributed.

Obviously, I don't think we'll see that happening with Yandere Simulator in our lifetimes.
 
"Don't listen to the infidels Gremlins and follow the plan, the Rapture Release will come in 2017 early 2018 2019 early 2020 2022"
The more the time passes the more I believe that theory that some dude exposed about how Alex is trying to start somewhat of a cult here, but instead of using uppity sociopathic schizos and guillable depressed people to obtain sex slaves and massive amounts of wealth, he's going to use underage permanently-online girls and the artists that are still dumb enough to work in exchange for exposure (they must be as dumb as a rock especially if we consider what kind of exposure we're talking here, for God's shake, Alex is a pedo, a sadist, a greedy kike and a addict to gambling, not all publicity is good publicity, especially in a professional regard) to grift around half a million (?) and get underage nude pics while still living with his parents, towards who he seems to be abusive or at the very least manipulative.
What a pathetic discount version of a death cult.
I am pretty sure the Rapture is going to happen way sooner than the release of YanSim.
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Yes, Alex I'm calling you a pedo and a sadist, you are not a sex offender, we never claimed you were, but you are a pedophile and a rape fetishist, it's not LIBEL if it's TRUE! That's not how libel works, so stfu about Gremlims and muh "I'm victim in this situation" bullshit.
 
I know we've joked about him being a hoarder over money, but what if he really does think "Yansim earnings = All fun money, all the time"?

That logic of spending all your earnings as soon as you earn them because you deserve treats is financially illiterate.
 
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I know we've joked about him being a hoarder over money, but what if he really does think "Yansim earnings = All fun money, all the time"?

That logic of spending all your earnings as soon as you earn them because you deserve treats is financially illiterate.
I cannot fathom him spending that much money in his hobbies or leisurement ambitions even with his gambling habit, he lives with his parents and apparently he pays for nothing, so food, power, phone bills, etc... are free. I cannot fathom this guy spending that much money in shit like Samus sexdolls or weeb merchandises. I honestly can't.
 
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I cannot fathom him spending that much money in his hobbies or leisurement ambitions even with his gambling habit, he lives with his parents and apparently he pays for nothing, so food, power, phone bills, etc... are free. I cannot fathom this guy spending that much money in shit like Samus sexdolls or weeb merchandises. I honestly can't.
Why do people still volunteer for this incel for free? He makes more than enough money on Paetron he can afford to pay at least several of them.
 
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