Jaron Seth Bloshinsky / Jazz Jennings / I Am Jazz - Puberty Blockers: Not Even Once

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Interesting. Does that mean morning wood is dependent on sleep position? I never knew.

 

[Muttnik]

Old clip but it was so Lynchian that I had to share. I'm ready for those sweet islamic content ratings, boyos.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

The only thing worse than Jazz asking his mom for opinions on his neosnatch is Jazz asking his dad for opinions on his neosnatch.

Goodbye, horses.

 

[The Pink Panther]

Old clip but it was so Lynchian that I had to share. I'm ready for those sweet islamic content ratings, boyos.

Who the fuck talks to their son/daughter like this?

It is quite Lynchian. Imagine talking about how your dad has sex and he's just sitting there laughing and goofing like his son just made a joke. He's like Beaky Buzzard in that clip. Wtf.

 

[Muttnik]

Greg's limp-dick weakness pisses me off so much. Like you can see the pain and frustration in his eyes but he never says anything to shut this madness down. Jeanette has him by the balls and he refuses to fight back. He knows that talking with your child about how vaginas look is disturbing and gives off gross incest vibes but he won't make an effort to get Jazz or Jeanette to shut the fuck up and leave that talk for the doctors.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

Old clip but it was so Lynchian that I had to share. I'm ready for those sweet islamic content ratings, boyos.

Too bad there's no "Iranian content" rating. That would be on the (mandrill-esque) nose.

After Trump is done building the wall, he should see about getting a contractor to build some fucking boundaries for these people.

Greg's limp-dick weakness pisses me off so much. Like you can see the pain and frustration in his eyes but he never says anything to shut this madness down. Jeanette has him by the balls and he refuses to fight back. He knows that talking with your child about how vaginas look is disturbing and gives off gross incest vibes but he won't make an effort to get Jazz or Jeanette to shut the fuck up and leave that talk for the doctors.

Even notwithstanding the creepy shit, Greg can't be so stupid as to think that what his son is getting installed is anything like an actual vagina. You have to be legitimately delusional to think that a flesh cul-du-sac in the pelvis where the twig and berries used to be is anything more than the most superficial recreation of a vagina. And Casper Milquetoast won't even raise the topic.

 

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Old clip but it was so Lynchian that I had to share. I'm ready for those sweet islamic content ratings, boyos.

Too bad, have a like rating instead.

That dad is such a pushover. He's clearly and visibly uncomfortable with the conversation at hand, and when he states in no uncertain terms that he wants to change the conversation, Jazz just yells "no" at him as if the conversation is important. It's pathetic how he lets his family walk all over him to the point they become indignant and belligerent when he tries to have a say in anything.

What's especially horrific is that Jazz clearly doesn't understand sexuality in general when he thinks men look up a woman's vagina like a periscope, and they still let him transition before he even knows what anything he's chopping off himself or crudely replicating means. According to that very clip, Jazz was willfully ignorant of sexual maturity, which means his transitioning all the more a poor decision. This is what happens when you have two passive parents with too much money and an entire collective family with zero sense.

 

[AnOminous]

Is pathetic how he lets his family walk all over him to the point they become indignant and belligerent when he tries to have a say in anything.

He should kill himself but he's doing the next best thing, I suppose.

 

[OttoWest]

Old clip but it was so Lynchian that I had to share. I'm ready for those sweet islamic content ratings, boyos.

YFW in ten years when Jazz goes full-on Richard Horne against Jeanette while sped Greg still sits helplessly at the dining room table.

And will anyone blame him?

Twin Peaks - Richard Horne Attacks Grandma

Twin Peaks Season 3 Episode 10

youtu.be

 

[sperginity]

A man's "morning wood" is due to pressure of the full urinary bladder on his sacral nerves. It is a reflex arc, not mediated by the brain, and thus should not be inhibited by GnRH agonists or estrogen. Although I'm not certain how much these actually cause tissue atrophy at the penis itself.

That is part of it, it is also about testosterone levels peaking first thing in the morning and a man's general cardiovascular health.

Greg's limp-dick weakness pisses me off so much. Like you can see the pain and frustration in his eyes but he never says anything to shut this madness down. Jeanette has him by the balls and he refuses to fight back. He knows that talking with your child about how vaginas look is disturbing and gives off gross incest vibes but he won't make an effort to get Jazz or Jeanette to shut the fuck up and leave that talk for the doctors.

it is pretty hard to be a successful attorney while also being a total pussy, it makes me wonder if she has something on him that would destroy him in a divorce.

 

[MiniMuffin]

Does anyone believe Jazz got accepted to Harvard for any reason other then as a token? Her grades didn't seem great and she didn't seem like was much into school.

Jazz’s self proclaimed stats:

Class Ranking: 1 out of 113
Cumulative GPA: 4
Academic Core GPA: 4.4457
Weighted Cumulative GPA: 5.4138

However I’ve seen it pointed out that a 5.41 GPA is basically mathematically impossible, and I notice his standardized test scores haven’t been made public, which suggests they weren’t terrific. Also, Jazz went to an online school, and I wonder what was stopping the family from just hiring someone to do all the work and take all the tests for him.

 

[DCMediaSped]

Jazz’s self proclaimed stats:

Class Ranking: 1 out of 113
Cumulative GPA: 4
Academic Core GPA: 4.4457
Weighted Cumulative GPA: 5.4138

However I’ve seen it pointed out that a 5.41 GPA is basically mathematically impossible, and I notice her standardized test scores haven’t been made public, which suggests they weren’t terrific. Also, Jazz went to an online school, and I wonder what was stopping the family from just hiring someone to do all the work and take all the tests for her.

Ya ok Jazz. 5.4138. She's to self absorbed to give a shit about 'online school', which is pretty much a joke anyway.

 

[MiniMuffin]

Someone on r/detrans posted this referral letter for top surgery on them; they were only 14 at the time. They live in British Columbia and 3 therapy sessions are all that’s required to get a referral to surgically transition.

I wonder how much real therapy Jazz has had? Has he ever seen anyone who WASN’T making their living diagnosing “trans” people? I mean, there’s an old saying that if you are a hammer every problem looks like a nail.

 

[Mrs. Addams]

Jazz’s self proclaimed stats:

Class Ranking: 1 out of 113
Cumulative GPA: 4
Academic Core GPA: 4.4457
Weighted Cumulative GPA: 5.4138

However I’ve seen it pointed out that a 5.41 GPA is basically mathematically impossible, and I notice her standardized test scores haven’t been made public, which suggests they weren’t terrific. Also, Jazz went to an online school, and I wonder what was stopping the family from just hiring someone to do all the work and take all the tests for her.

I went to a fairly fancy college-prep high school and GPAs over 5.0 were pretty normal. I think it was due to AP courses.

 

[Muttnik]

I don't believe Jazz is anywhere near even a 4.0 average. Look at the way he talks. "Like like like like etc." On and on. You never see him reference a book or a piece of art or history. You never see him calculating or observing how government systems that don't address trans issues function. He's already flunked science by his and Jeanette's efforts to completely undermine the natural brain development that puberty brings to the body. He acts like he's still in early junior high on top of all the shallow behavior of a vapid, spoiled child. I don't mean to pick on the poor kid, but it's true. Jazz exhibits no brains. He might have a host of untapped talents somewhere in there but logic is not one of them.

 

[The Pink Panther]

I don't believe Jazz is anywhere near even a 4.0 average. Look at the way he talks. "Like like like like etc." On and on. You never see him reference a book or a piece of art or history. You never see him calculating or observing how government systems that don't address trans issues function. He's already flunked science by his and Jeanette's efforts to completely undermine the natural brain development that puberty brings to the body. He acts like he's still in early junior high on top of all the shallow behavior of a vapid, spoiled child. I don't mean to pick on the poor kid, but it's true. Jazz exhibits no brains. He might have a host of untapped talents somewhere in there but logic is not one of them.

You gradually overestimate the intelligence of a 4.0 GPA kid. Most kids who have 4.0's aren't going to reference history or shit like that, especially public education ones. They only get good grades because "lol gotta get a high grade to get into a good college". They are as dumb as the rest of them, it's just that they do the work. Public education sucks and private does too, for other reasons.

 

[MiniMuffin]

I went to a fairly fancy college-prep high school and GPAs over 5.0 were pretty normal. I think it was due to AP courses.

How many AP courses can such a small school have, though? A graduating class of just 113 students? The GreatSchools profile for Jazz’s school lists AP participation at <1%.

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

You gradually overestimate the intelligence of a 4.0 GPA kid. Most kids who have 4.0's aren't going to reference history or shit like that, especially public education ones. They only get good grades because "lol gotta get a high grade to get into a good college". They are as dumb as the rest of them, it's just that they do the work. Public education sucks and private does too, for other reasons.

When I was growing up I noticed that there were a few kids who didn't bother putting in the work just because they were smart. Sure, it wasn't ideal for impressing their parents or getting into a good college but just talking to them you could tell that they knew a lot more than test scores and home work would tell you. I don't know if they were disinterested or disillusioned or what, but GPA is most definitely not related to how smart a kid is.

 

[The Pink Panther]

When I was growing up I noticed that there were a few kids who didn't bother putting in the work just because they were smart. Sure, it wasn't ideal for impressing their parents or getting into a good college but just talking to them you could tell that they knew a lot more than test scores and home work would tell you. I don't know if they were disinterested or disillusioned or what, but GPA is most definitely not related to how smart a kid is.

I understand that completely, that's the point I'm trying to make. Kids with high gpas aren't necessarily the kinds of people that are regularly intelligent in the normal term of things.

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

I understand that completely, that's the point I'm trying to make. Kids with high gpas aren't necessarily the kinds of people that are regularly intelligent in the normal term of things.

I'm aware, I was agreeing with you.