CWC's GameStop Assault and Arrest MegaThread & Speculation (27-Dec-2014)

[Trilby]

Here ya go: It was in the trial thread in the Updates board.

First time I saw it just now. If I didn't know that was Chris I swear it was someone else if not for that hair!

 

[Tsukiko]

First time I saw it just now. If I didn't know that was Chris I swear it was someone else if not for that hair!

Chris looks a lot thinner there than I'd expect. I know it's probably just the angle, and that he's stood next to Barb who is short by comparison, but still.

 

[Stud2Stud]

Chris looks a lot thinner there than I'd expect. I know it's probably just the angle, and that he's stood next to Barb who is short by comparison, but still.

Yeah, the coat certainly hides his rotund shape... especially when the only noticible thing about his body are these really thin legs.

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

Ew, those legs are creepy in their thinness.

I remember someone once called him a potato man. I guess they were right.

 

[Marvin]

Chris looks a lot thinner there than I'd expect. I know it's probably just the angle, and that he's stood next to Barb who is short by comparison, but still.

He's about 200 pounds, which, for 5'10", isn't that huge.

 

[Lipitor]

He's about 200 pounds, which, for 5'10", isn't that huge.

Are you sure? I'm skeptical. Only way that's possible is if he has the most basic of muscle mass, but even then he looks 250 lbs to me. His arms and legs are skinny but he's still corpulent.

 

[General Juicer]

Fat weighs a lot less than muscle. If Chris let his legs and lower back atrophy from sitting around all day, he could weigh 220 or even 200 pounds.

 

[Captain Homicide]

Chris's body is so fucking weird. He's the only person I've ever seen that I'd describe as both fat and scrawny.

 

[Sonic Boom]

Chris's body is so fucking weird. He's the only person I've ever seen that I'd describe as both fat and scrawny.

Pixar consulted with a physiologist for Wall E on the deterioration of the human body from a sedentary lifestyle when they could have just watched this for free.

 

[Gensdupays]

Pixar consulted with a physiologist for Wall E on the deterioration of the human body from a sedentary lifestyle when they could have just watched this for free.

This wasn't one of Chris Farley's better roles.

 

[Lipitor]

Pixar consulted with a physiologist for Wall E on the deterioration of the human body from a sedentary lifestyle when they could have just watched this for free.

I just love the look on his face at about 0:12. Priceless. I like how the thinks he deserves some credit for trying. He would have succeeded if the factors he was trying to disprove weren't in fact totally real.

Not gonna lie, pull ups are hard. I can only do a few. But the average non-exercising guy should be able to get some lift or at least have enough stamina to hold in there for more than one second.

 

[Stud2Stud]

I just love the look on his face at about 0:12. Priceless. I like how the thinks he deserves some credit for trying. He would have succeeded if the factors he was trying to disprove weren't in fact totally real.

Not gonna lie, pull ups are hard. I can only do a few. But the average non-exercising guy should be able to get some lift or at least have enough stamina to hold in there for more than one second.

What can I say? In Chris' world "At least I tried" is the next best thing compared to "I actually did it". Thus, it's in fact equal, cause olympian spirit and whatever cartoons say in these circumstances.

 

[deeman]

Not gonna lie, pull ups are hard. I can only do a few. But the average non-exercising guy should be able to get some lift or at least have enough stamina to hold in there for more than one second.

Thus, mace was invented.

 

[Ravenor]

Here ya go: It was in the trial thread in the Updates board.

I know the audio isn't that clear, and there isn't much of it but he isn't doing that screachy womans voice, I think he only put's that on for special occasions.

I don't know why I find that surprising, but again he is half arseing things to medium lenghts.

 

[Stud2Stud]

I know the audio isn't that clear, and there isn't much of it but he isn't doing that screachy womans voice, I think he only put's that on for special occasions.

I don't know why I find that surprising, but again he is half arseing things to medium lenghts.

Since he talks to Barb, maybe she told him to either talk normal or stuff it...

 

[Washington0592]

He's about 200 pounds, which, for 5'10", isn't that huge.

I think it's because he's so short on muscle. He weighs about 10 pounds less than me, but is visibly much larger (in the sense of "takes up more space") because so much of his body is fat. Normally you'd expect an overweight guy to be fairly strong because of the need to push their heavier body around, but Chris is so sedentary that he never really developed that kind of build. Hence the skinny legs, noodle arms, and fat torso.

 

[SJWs are cool]

He's about 200 pounds, which, for 5'10", isn't that huge.

if he's 5'10 there's no way he's only 200 pounds

source: am 5'10, was 200 pounds

 

[Sonic Boom]

He must weigh like FIVE TONS.

 

[Washington0592]

if he's 5'10 there's no way he's only 200 pounds

source: am 5'10, was 200 pounds

You probably have a better muscle:fat ratio than Chris to even it out.

 

[Lipitor]

You probably have a better muscle:fat ratio than Chris to even it out.

It's true Chris has poor muscle mass, but I still think he's closer to 230-250.