Lolcow Melinda Leigh Scott & Marshall Castersen - Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believe Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. 0-6 on lawsuits. Marshall is dead.

[Adamska]

Keep in mind by the by that the upped age element is very common in Semitic ancient age mythology. The Jews were not the only lot that gave extremely long lifespans to the first few generations given the Sumerians and Akkadians both did this too.

Also it still doesn't address the aged body is more likely to fuck up due to the mechanical and genetic wear on the body anyways.

 

[SS Reichsmarshall]

@TamarYaelBatYah Can you answer my question? What would Marshmallow do if he was walking down the street and he happened to spot @Null ?

 

[Bryan Dunn]

@TamarYaelBatYah Can you answer my question? What would Marshmallow do if he was walking down the street and he happened to spot @Null ?

Pounce him and put that goyim back in his place with a good ole fashion rape education

 

[PomegranateKing]

Pfft, guys, it's all clear now. Kiwi farms is a site created by Satan to torment Melinda. And her best method to fight LITERAL FUCKING SATAN is to fail in court, then post here on a daily basis.

That's a bold move, Cotton, let's see how that works out for her...

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

Calling it now...her cunt is Possessed by Satan. She just gives into the Cunt's demands, even if they involve Anti-American manlets.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

You're interacting with other humans using a plastic box and you're worried about ME being schizophrenic?

I don't buy into everything psychology says, some of it contradicts Scripture....so even if I was (and never have been diagnosed btw) it wouldn't bother me. There's evidence in Scripture that Tzaddikim displayed traits of schizophrenia

There 's also evidence in real, actual life that contradicts scripture. Oooh....let me think.....like everything? But as you talk to YccCChchWUUCH (sorry, I don't have them phlegm for it) can you ask god a question, pretty please? Well, two questions:-

1. Did Adam and Eve have navels and
2. What's he got against vowels?

I've never read your thread. I could though. But I disagree that this is just a humor site. It has a much deeper demonic purpose. I believe Satan has used The Stalker and Kiwi Farms to try to attack my husband and I.

That would be "my husband and me." If we were flexing our command of the English language 'n all. Which, of course, nobody here would do. Terribly bad form, don'cha know.

Proof?

Hahahahahahahahahaha


Fun fact kiwis; we probably are protected by the Masons. My grandaddy may or may not have been first GrandmasterWyzzerd GeneralBigCheese (or whatever they call it) of a specific Lodge which he formed, although I'm fairly sure there were no demons involved and his only big secret was the recipe for a particular type of cake. I'm fairly sure the hurly barble doesn't get sweaty about buns. Everybody likes buns.

 

[Bryan Dunn]

Pfft, guys, it's all clear now. Kiwi farms is a site created by Satan to torment Melinda. And her best method to fight LITERAL FUCKING SATAN is to fail in court, then post here on a daily basis.

That's a bold move, Cotton, let's see how that works out for her...

Im going to need you to calm down there Masonic Brother. You know you took an Oath not to reveal any important details while using this site as a front. How can we keep her in the dark if she knows about the implication... Ill see you at the Lodge

 

[Spergichu]

Pfft, guys, it's all clear now. Kiwi farms is a site created by Satan to torment Melinda. And her best method to fight LITERAL FUCKING SATAN is to fail in court, then post here on a daily basis.

That's a bold move, Cotton, let's see how that works out for her...

Well Chris did say Supreme Leader was under demonic possession.

 

[byuu]

Null's censorship really has gone too far. He should be sued for these first amendment violations.

 

[SwattedKat]

Be civil. Don't get angry over Lolcows.

Some of you guys seem really angry.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Unfortunately, I don't own a boat. But it's on the list of things I want.

I had an Everglade 270 to sell two years ago, should have been on the farms back than. I rarely used it since I had no time to take trips out to use it and it was costing too much to store it. Any time I want to go camping with the kids and fish I just head to one of the decent streams in the area or head up north to Kakisa Lake.

 

[Deadpool]

Be civil. Don't get angry over Lolcows.

Some of you guys seem really angry.

Don't backseat moderate. You are not a moderator.

I can play quote the rules too!

 

[TamarYaelBatYah]

@TamarYaelBatYah
If you ended up divorcing Marshall, would you consider marrying Andrew instead?

Marry The Stalker?
I wouldn't marry him if he was the last man on Earth. He is a vile, disgusting, evil man with a black heart who wouldn't know the first thing about pleasing a woman or being a good husband. If I'm lucky, YHWH will chop him into little pieces and throw him into the ocean to be eaten by sea creatures.

 

[Burmese Rice Farmer]

Marry The Stalker?
I wouldn't marry him if he was the last man on Earth. He is a vile, disgusting, evil man with a black heart who wouldn't know the first thing about pleasing a woman or being a good husband. If I'm lucky, YHWH will chop him into little pieces and throw him into the ocean to be eaten by sea creatures.

Probably shouldn't say that now that it seems Marshall is tired of slamming your head against the sink, realistically Andrew the only other candidate once Marshall goes running to kill another baby

 

[TamarYaelBatYah]

why do I interpret this as ....

Because you're a person with a spiritual sickness who likes to spout off at the mouth slander, folly, and baseless accusations. Also a product of your lack of education

Why don't you take your own advice and sit in silence? Get some education

 

[Deadpool]

Because you're a person with a spiritual sickness who likes to spout off at the mouth slander, folly, and baseless accusations. Also a product of your lack of education

Why don't you take your own advice and sit in silence? Get some education

Isn't it time for you to be beaten unconscious and raped? Or is @Marshall Castersen masturbating to the memories of what happened to Bradley tonight?

 

[Trombonista]

There 's also evidence in real, actual life that contradicts scripture. Oooh....let me think.....like everything? But as you talk to YccCChchWUUCH (sorry, I don't have them phlegm for it) can you ask god a question, pretty please? Well, two questions:-

1. Did Adam and Eve have navels and
2. What's he got against vowels?

I guess this is a good time to remind everyone that YHWH is not supposed to be pronounced as written. It's usually pronounced "Adonai" or "HaShem".

 

[Rod Dangerous]

Do not show this photo to @Marshall Castersen.

 

[redcent]

Because you're a person with a spiritual sickness who likes to spout off at the mouth slander, folly, and baseless accusations. Also a product of your lack of education

Why don't you take your own advice and sit in silence? Get some education

Hahahaha

Let's see, melinda is:
-a flat earther
-an anti vaxxer
-thinks you can fix getting bitten by a snake by sucking the wound with your mouth
-has a bunch of failed lawsuits
-supports spousal rape
-is an insult to all abrahamic religions
-has a thread on kiwi farms, which she keeps on bumping

Am I missing something? I probably am, because fuck, this is just the tip of the iceberg of how fucking stupid you are

And you have the gall to call me uneducated

This is beyond pot calling kettle black. This like a black hole calling the sun too dark.

I am not going to be quiet, not for you. You couldn't even come up with a better rebuttal. Maybe that accusation that your batshit insane beliefs getting in the way of family hit too close to home, huh?

Face it, the only education you support anyone getting, including your kids, is lies and ignorance that make you and anyone you touch only good for mockery

 

[SS Reichsmarshall]

Marry The Stalker?
I wouldn't marry him if he was the last man on Earth. He is a vile, disgusting, evil man with a black heart who wouldn't know the first thing about pleasing a woman or being a good husband. If I'm lucky, YHWH will chop him into little pieces and throw him into the ocean to be eaten by sea creatures.

You're in love with @xtamarlover. Whenever Marshmellow is pushing his love into you, you secretly wish you were pregnant with Andrew Carlson's baby. Imagine holding a little newborn and it being half you, half @xtamarlover . The infant would have Andrew's nose and your eyes. Don't tell me you dont fantasize about him....