What have you been banned for? - Kickin' the Autistic: Internet Edition

Back when I used reddit

  • For saying "niggers tongue my anus"
  • From a q&a sub for advising a 13 year old boy to get in a fight to confront bullies
  • from /r/ beermoney for offering to buy people's souls, because I required a real name and date of birth
  • from a troon infested anarchist sub for saying "tranny" not even in a derogatory context
  • probably more but this is just what I remember
 
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I poorly photoshopped hardcore gay porn of some loser small time streamer. And I'm not sorry and I'll fuckin' do it again
 
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I thought Reddit liked this kind of stuff.
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Apparently not, the kid was a canadian muslim boy mercilessly bullied by others, my reasoning was there's no use in reasoning with unreasonable people and sometimes you just have to beat a motherfucker. I also advised him not to use a weapon since a schoolyard fight can turn into manslaughter pretty fast that way.
 
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  1. Got temporarily banned from /b/ years back for behaving like a tard.
  2. Multiple and many subreddits, but that isn't actually difficult. All you really have to do is be mildly controversial or desent enough.
  3. Getting banned from r/braincels was fun.
  4. Been banned from multiple discord servers for shitposting porn, and behaving like a tard.
  5. Got banned from a certain beauty parlor thread, for you guessed it...behaving like a tard.
  6. Got messaging privileges, avatar privileges and being able to comment on profiles revoked for...actually no clue on that one. Probably for behaving like a tard.
  7. Been banned from at least one or two localised snapchat groups for pointing out when others behaved like tards. No one actually minded that I shitposted porn.
I'm genuinely surprised I haven't managed to get myself banned from anywhere (mostly bars) irl.
 
Oh boy do I have a history.
  • From a certain network of wikis, basically because while I was a good editor most of the time, sometimes I would fuck up the page titles and get a laugh out of it.
  • From Wikipedia because of some extra spergatory editing I did there. I still have an account to use mainly because I was smart about waiting a few years to ban evade, unlike some other sockpuppeteers they have there.
  • From wikiHow, twice, each time for a week. The full reason is in the spoiler below, as it pretty much takes a whole textwall to explain.
  • Other wikis, with the reasons basically relating to sockpuppetry.
wikiHow has a forum and one of the subforums is called "Forum Games." One of the games is called "Gender Battle Game," where both genders compete to get to either 1,000 (if you're a girl) or -1,000 (if you're a gentleman). Enough with that; lemme get onto the actual ban reason:

I secretly created an alt which I would use on more than one occasion. The rules forbade double-posting (for those who don't know, it's when you immediately make a post after the previous one, which is often frowned upon), but I wanted to make it appear as if I wasn't double-posting. I would constantly switch between the alt and my main account to basically get the number down quite a bit, usually while no one else was on the forums. This went on for quite a while until one of the smarter users on the site investigated and blew the whistle on me. After that all my double-posts were reverted and discounted, but that didn't get me the ban, oh no.

Another much slower version of the game, "Super Gender Battle," basically had the girls coming on top like crazy. To try to stop this, I created SEVERAL sockpuppets (it felt like dozens), to push the number in the gentlemen's favor. Didn't quite end well, as it was ultimately what ended in the first ban.

The second ban was because I tried again at creating a single alt as I did before, but this time I was caught pretty quickly.
I never figured I'd be sharing this here, but as it turns out, man oh man is sockpuppetry the Internet version of smoking cigarettes. Once you get into it, it's quite hard to quit, and to this day I still feel like I could get banned from somewhere else and crave creating sockpuppets. I personally hope to avoid doing it any more after all this shit.
 
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/r/pcgaming /r/games for saying that being a tranny is a mental disorder

/r/upliftingnews for saying that parents that let their kids be trans should have them taken away.

/r/animedubs for calling somebody a fag
 
I got banned from a coin community forum after attacking a baby boomer about banks that have those coin deposit machines. I forgot what I said in detail, ( I think it was along the lines of you better not go to the bank I go to when I DM him.) I think he was being a dick to the employees, because he would come back to the same bank branch bring in many boxes of coins in hundreds of dollars that he went through looking for silver coins. I didn't know he was a benefactor and bought and sold coins on the forum's web page. That how I got banned.

I remember getting banned from a lot of Star Trek RPG AOL based chat rooms when I was a young teen. For not showing up, cussing at other members, and starting fights or just being annoying. There were so many weirdos, perverts, gays, pedos, trannies, and assholes in these Star Trek RPG chat rooms.

I got banned from JCP for giving head in the men's dressing room and men's room. :oops: The store manager and head of security decided to ban me instead of calling the cops

I got kicked out from the local St Patrick's Day event for yelling out this holiday is a poor representation of All Irish Americans portraying us as drunks that beat Irish baby making women.

I got kicked out from a local GLBTQ event when I threw ice cold soda in some guy's face because he texted some unkind words to me on Grindr a week before the event.
 
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Currently banned from 4chan, sitewide ban for posting in a /tv/ "I am Jazz" general a bunch of tranny insanity pictures (pictures of stories about getting sex reassignment surgery and the horror stories of both the trannies not keeping their wounds clean and how the doctors fucked them all up) There is an obvious tranny mod on /tv/ that dislikes people posting "tranny hate" which really means the truth. About a month ago the same mod banned me after asking for a picture of what they called "gore" after the fact. A bait ban.
 
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PrussiansMarchingOn1819 said:
I got kicked out from a local GLBTQ event when I threw ice cold soda in some guy's face because he texted some unkind words to me on Grindr a week before the event.
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Firstly, check your spelling before posting.

Secondly, that was hella retarded of you to shove soda into someone's face just because he hurt your fee-fees. I can't believe I'm saying this, but even fucking latex wearing weirdos in pride parades seem more civilised than you in this instance.
 
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CybrRobotnik said:
Firstly, check your spelling before posting.

Secondly, that was hella exceptional of you to shove soda into someone's face just because he hurt your fee-fees. I can't believe I'm saying this, but even fucking latex wearing weirdos in pride parades seem more civilised than you in this instance.
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To be fair...
PrussiansMarchingOn1819 said:
I was in special ed throughout grade school, I had to stay until I was 21
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Uncle /pol/ said:
Currently banned from 4chan, sitewide ban for posting in a /tv/ "I am Jazz" general a bunch of tranny insanity pictures (pictures of stories about getting sex reassignment surgery and the horror stories of both the trannies not keeping their wounds clean and how the doctors fucked them all up) There is an obvious tranny mod on /tv/ that dislikes people posting "tranny hate" which really means the truth. About a month ago the same mod banned me after asking for a picture of what they called "gore" after the fact. A bait ban.
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Wait if so there's a tranny mod, why the hell do they allow the I Am Jazz threads?
 
Permabanned from a Minecraft forum for making tons of autistic posts, starting flamewars, shitting on the staff, disagreeing with the headadmin politically, putting giant images in my sig, starting threads for the sole purpose of causing drama and posting about conspiracy theories.
 
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uncleShitHeel said:
  1. Got temporarily banned from /b/ years back for behaving like a tard.
  2. Multiple and many subreddits, but that isn't actually difficult. All you really have to do is be mildly controversial or desent enough.
  3. Getting banned from r/braincels was fun.
  4. Been banned from multiple discord servers for shitposting porn, and behaving like a tard.
  5. Got banned from a certain beauty parlor thread, for you guessed it...behaving like a tard.
  6. Got messaging privileges, avatar privileges and being able to comment on profiles revoked for...actually no clue on that one. Probably for behaving like a tard.
  7. Been banned from at least one or two localised snapchat groups for pointing out when others behaved like tards. No one actually minded that I shitposted porn.
I'm genuinely surprised I haven't managed to get myself banned from anywhere (mostly bars) irl.
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But you were just helping the poor girl in that beauty parlour thread.
 
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