Manosphere Amud - The Balloon Loon, Loveshy Extraordinaire

[JU 199]

I really don't understand why Incel types seem to curse sluts. Surely, sluts are a godsend for people like this?

In Incel's minds: sluts are having sex with everybody but them.

 

[MayMay]

I really don't understand why Incel types seem to curse sluts. Surely, sluts are a godsend for people like this?

Even sluts have standards...

 

[ChuckSlaughter]

Welp, he sounds pretty legit. Ladies, let us begin to form a queue so that we might obtain his genetic benefits to pass on to our eventually genetically superior offspring.

It's undeniable I'm a straight guy and I wish he would impregnate me.

is Amud even a looner to start with? looners are people with sexual interest in balloons and pool toys, inflatable funitures etc, is there anything sexual about putting a latex balloon up in your nose?
I'm a non-popper, I hate poppers tbh but thats other story and has nothing to do with Amud.

popping is murder!

 

[Durable Mike Malloy]

So when you slowly withdraw the engorged balloons from your nasal cavities, how would you describe your erection? We talkin' half-chub you can take care of later or do you just immediately ejaculate?

is Amud even a looner to start with? looners are people with sexual interest in balloons and pool toys, inflatable funitures etc, is there anything sexual about putting a latex balloon up in your nose?
I'm a non-popper, I hate poppers tbh but thats other story and has nothing to do with Amud.

@Amud , please advise?

I'll note that, if you're not a weird pervert with a nose-balloon fetish, you might like to think about what you're doing that is giving people the wrong idea.

Edit: Don't worry, @ILoveMylarBalloons - I was asking for clarification on @Amud 's nose-balloon fetish status, not picking on you. It is clear to everyone that you are too smart to stick a small latex balloon up your nose for any reason. Also, you are not a racist. I am sorry I told everyone you were a bad role model in fonduman's thread - clearly some people could stand to learn a lot from your example.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Surely, Mylar balloons, with their superior material, would be better for skull shaping than those inferior latex balloons.

 

[ChuckSlaughter]

is Amud even a looner to start with? looners are people with sexual interest in balloons and pool toys, inflatable funitures etc, is there anything sexual about putting a latex balloon up in your nose?
I'm a non-popper, I hate poppers tbh but thats other story and has nothing to do with Amud.

I love that a guy who is famous for fucking balloons is able to make our new friend look like a jackass
I always ignored your thread sir but now I will check it out.

yes! popping should be illegal! I also hate sharp objects.

deviant and yet i like it. that sounds wrong

 

[redline]

I read "Ignobilid" as "Goblinoid".

I read "Potatid" as "Potato kid".

 

[ILoveMylarBalloons]

Sure but you aren't supposed to talk about weird sex shit with people other than your partner. That's private shit, thus lolcow.

I know its getting off-tupic now since it has nothing to do with amud. but I was trying to make a statement and I think people should learn more about sexual fetishes and understand that not everyone is sexual interested in humans. but lets end it here and go back to the subject: Amud.

 

[Arkangel]

I know its getting off-tupic now since it has nothing to do with amud. but I was trying to make a statement and I think people should learn more about sexual fetishes and understand that not everyone is sexual interested in humans. but lets end it here and go back to the subject: Amud.

Off-Topic: You can have any kind of sexual fetish you want, but if you broadcast it where other people can see it, don't expect for people to be readily accepting of it.

On-Topic: @Amud never answered my question: Where do you hope to go with your computer science degree?

 

[ILoveMylarBalloons]

Off-Topic: You can have any kind of sexual fetish you want, but if you broadcast it where other people can see it, don't expect for people to be readily accepting of it.

On-Topic: @Amud never answered my question: Where do you hope to go with your computer science degree?

why should I accept male+female sex or male+male or female+female sex when they don't accept me?
Amud never answered my question either why he likes europe...

 

[Pikonic]

Holy balls guys. This shit started today?!
So I'm late again. So this guy snorts balloons, I googled "nasal ballooning." Turns out it's real, I had no idea.

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balloon_sinuplasty

Apparently surgeons will put balloons with a little air cath in your nose and quickly expand the balloon a little to open up your sinuses. This is beneficial for people with sinus clogging that drugs won't treat. Now I know, and now you know.

So putting b-loons in your face hole ain't that cray. But remember kids, Performing amateur surgery on yourself is always cray.

 

[Meowthkip]

Amud never answered my question either why he likes europe...

Because he's pretty much a white nationalist in denial.

 

[Coldgrip]

@Amud, you still haven't answered me. Is it because everybody here has been tearing your pseudoscience to shreds and you're afraid that by talking more about Native Americans it will reveal your deep-seated racism?

 

[JU 199]

@Amud still hasn't answered any of my questions. How rude of him.

 

[ILoveMylarBalloons]

Because he's pretty much a white nationalist in denial.

oh man.. I hate nationalists. we have many of them where I live too.

Because he's pretty much a white nationalist in denial.

I guess Amud supports this idiot:

 

[Amud]

Also -
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This dude's skull barely even superficially resembles a neanderthal skull. His cranium is smaller and more rounded. His jaws are dramatically smaller. He hasn't got the pronounced bony eye ridge. And this is only comparing shape, completely ignoring actual scale difference. Or - you know - DNA.

That's because the "skull" you used is actually an artistic representation of what a "typical" Neanderthal skull looked like, based on only the most archaic specimens. Most Neanderthals had a lesser degree of prognathism, chin recession, brow ridge prominence, and forehead sloping. Although Postlethwaite would not be mistaken for a 100% pure Neanderthal, he comes very close to some of the later specimens.

Smooth, can I get your Tinder? I've always dreamed of reproducing with a man who puts foreign bodies into his nose and argues on forums about outdated pseudoscience.


Speciation has never been observed. That is a fact. What we do have is the fossil record, which show us that we share a common ancestor with neanderthalis but we are not directly decended from them.

I just showed the fossil record.

I think you 'forgot' my post again:

I think women should learn to appreciate me more. I've already done my part of the burden by contributing so much to our body of scientific knowledge.

@Amud ignored my question earlier, but that is understandable considering how active this thread is. I would like an opportunity to ask again.

I think women should learn to appreciate me more. I've already done my part of the burden by contributing so much to our body of scientific knowledge.

@Amud , Can you elaborate on this point? What would this type of political system look like? Are there any historical or contemporary examples that at least partially reflect your value system? How would you accomplish these directives?

I don't think any society has existed that matches up with what I have in mind. That's because we've never had a society where the rulers and the commonfolk aren't all a bunch of ignobilid morons.

Seriously why did you mention Pete Postlethwaite, do you honestly think that he's not human cause you don't like how his face looked like in a couple of pictures?

I like the way he looks and I do consider him to be human.

is Amud even a looner to start with? looners are people with sexual interest in balloons and pool toys, inflatable funitures etc, is there anything sexual about putting a latex balloon up in your nose?
I'm a non-popper, I hate poppers tbh but thats other story and has nothing to do with Amud.

I'm not a looner. My use of balloons is practical and medical only, with no sexual experience involved.

Off-Topic: You can have any kind of sexual fetish you want, but if you broadcast it where other people can see it, don't expect for people to be readily accepting of it.


On-Topic: @Amud never answered my question: Where do you hope to go with your computer science degree?

I would love to create software that can use mathematical algorithms to demonstrate the truth of my theories (facial archetypes, Neanderthal evolution,etc.)

@Amud, you still haven't answered me. Is it because everybody here has been tearing your pseudoscience to shreds and you're afraid that by talking more about Native Americans it will reveal your deep-seated racism?

I posted Wolf Robe (a notable Southern Cheyenne chief)to show how different the original Native Americans look to the ones nowadays, who were wiped out by race mixing.

 

[Miniscule Spritz]

I think women should learn to appreciate me more. I've already done my part of the burden by contributing so much to our body of scientific knowledge.

Troll.

 

[JU 199]

nationalists

I think women should learn to appreciate me more. I've already done my part of the burden by contributing so much to our body of scientific knowledge.

@Amud Why do you think women owe you something?

 

[ILoveMylarBalloons]

That's because the "skull" you used is actually an artistic representation of what a "typical" Neanderthal skull looked like, based on only the most archaic specimens. Most Neanderthals had a lesser degree of prognathism, chin recession, brow ridge prominence, and forehead sloping. Although Postlethwaite would not be mistaken for a 100% pure Neanderthal, he comes very close to some of the later specimens.



I just showed the fossil record.





I think women should learn to appreciate me more. I've already done my part of the burden by contributing so much to our body of scientific knowledge.



I don't think any society has existed that matches up with what I have in mind. That's because we've never had a society where the rulers and the commonfolk aren't all a bunch of ignobilid morons.



I like the way he looks and I do consider him to be human.



I'm not a looner. My use of balloons is practical and medical only, with no sexual experience involved.



I would love to create software that can use mathematical algorithms to demonstrate the truth of my theories (facial archetypes, Neanderthal evolution,etc.)



I posted Wolf Robe (a notable Southern Cheyenne chief)to show how different the original Native Americans look to the ones nowadays, who were wiped out by race mixing.

so let me get this right you use latex balloons as drugs?

 

[UndeadSpergatory]

Why are neanderthals portrayed as unitelligent sub-humans incapable of speech except for hoots and growls? Is there some homo sapiens bias against them? I suspect sluts!