Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

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How long will Chibi's Japan Adventure Last?

  • He's never coming back.

    Votes: 35 12.5%
  • 1 year

    Votes: 26 9.3%
  • 6 months

    Votes: 29 10.4%
  • 3 months

    Votes: 35 12.5%
  • 1 month

    Votes: 14 5.0%
  • The job is a scam.

    Votes: 141 50.4%

  • Total voters
    280
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The whole scandal was self-manufactured for drama and attention; he posted his own fucking video and reposted his old nudes that he was bombarding that underage girl with from years ago.
Given who we're dealing with, though, I'm more inclined to just call bullshit all together
You can never tell if anything he says is true though, so it could all be a ploy for sympathy from the asspats and whiteknights he still has left that didn't jump ship this past week.
He registered the domain, aquananudes.com, five days ago - about the time this entire fiasco started. I think the only smart thing he has ever done in his life is pay the extra 3 USD/year to have his WHOIS information protected - we’ll see if he was smart enough to set it up for auto renewal in a year.

There’s just absolutely no way this wasn’t self-fabricated.


This thread and this man genuinely bum me out. There are cows like amber and darksydephil who are idiots but they're assholes and they are selfish and have some motives

This guy is just incompetent, his actions scream desperately for attention, hes absolutely unremarkable beyond his gaffes and failures.

I cant bring myself to be mad or annoyed or find this funny. I pity him. It bums me out, because I dont think he is malicious, I think hes exceptionally incompetent.
 
This thread and this man genuinely bum me out. There are cows like amber and darksydephil who are idiots but they're assholes and they are selfish and have some motives

This guy is just incompetent, his actions scream desperately for attention, hes absolutely unremarkable beyond his gaffes and failures.

I cant bring myself to be mad or annoyed or find this funny. I pity him. It bums me out, because I dont think he is malicious, I think hes exceptionally incompetent.
Nah Chibi is kind of a selfish dick if you see the things he does. For instance, getting a stable job so that he can support himself/not rely on mom; he whines that mom and his counselors won't let him pay the house bills, and just the internet because of his meme stream career, the reason why they won't depend on you being able to pay the bills is because of his NEET life in the first place. Most internet content creators will have some unexpected dip in their incomes due to youtube shitting the floors again etc. Its not a stable flow of money compared to an actual job. So if he actually cared about mom, he'd put streaming as a hobby and work at Walmart.

I wish we were in the timeline where Metokur streamed with BigAl to talk about Chibi and how he fucked over other people's reputation and even got a few fired from their jobs because he's an irresponsible tard.
 
the reason why they won't depend on you being able to pay the bills is because of his NEET life in the first place. Most internet content creators will have some unexpected dip in their incomes due to youtube shitting the floors again etc. Its not a stable flow of money compared to an actual job. So if he actually cared about mom, he'd put streaming as a hobby and work at Walmart.

At the same time, though, I still believe he genuinely doesnt realize this. He likes the mental capacity /maturity to understand these things. That's why he doesnt act. Its pathetic and sad

I wish we were in the timeline where Metokur streamed with BigAl to talk about Chibi and how he fucked over other people's reputation and even got a few fired from their jobs because he's an irresponsible tard.

Lol metokur shitting on him would definitely make this fun for me, NGL.

Actually, you reminded me of a clip that fits.

Aquana, give this helpful vidya a gander

 
At the same time, though, I still believe he genuinely doesnt realize this. He likes the mental capacity /maturity to understand these things. That's why he doesnt act. Its pathetic and sad
Only if he was low functioning. A sperg can still go to the toliet and piss, they aren't completely braindead and should be held responsible for their actions like everyone else. And some are capable of understanding criticism and not just shut them off as "mean trolls that bully me". The absolute best thing you can do to disabled people is to see/treat them like a real human bean, and not coddle them and raise them to be man children who throws a tantrum when someone says "no". If you dehumanize them, they'll forever use the "muh autism" excuse to slither away from their responsibilities and problems.
 
Only if he was low functioning. A sperg can still go to the toliet and piss, they aren't completely braindead and should be held responsible for their actions like everyone else. And some are capable of understanding criticism and not just shut them off as "mean trolls that bully me". The absolute best thing you can do to disabled people is to see/treat them like a real human bean, and not coddle them and raise them to be man children who throws a tantrum when someone says "no". If you dehumanize them, they'll forever use the "muh autism" excuse to slither away from their responsibilities and problems.
You're absolutely correct. My dumbfoundedness due to his actions had me carelessly fall into that type of trap.
 
You're absolutely correct. My dumbfoundedness due to his actions had me carelessly fall into that type of trap.
i demand more apologies and reparationz u bigot screeeeee
JK its natural instinct for living things to avoid cripples or things that are contagious/can be spread etc. without it we'd be dead by now or still be hairy monkeys dicking around in caves and shit.
 
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the same time, though, I still believe he genuinely doesnt realize this
Dude, you are misinformed as hell. Read this thread first at least, it's not that big. If he is high functioning enough to hold the job for some time, then he has no excuse, aside from "his mother didn't wrangle him enough".
 
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He registered the domain, aquananudes.com, five days ago - about the time this entire fiasco started. I think the only smart thing he has ever done in his life is pay the extra 3 USD/year to have his WHOIS information protected - we’ll see if he was smart enough to set it up for auto renewal in a year.

There’s just absolutely no way this wasn’t self-fabricated. No one cares about this dude; his fifteen minutes of fame stemmed from him being punked by an even bigger faggot during AGDQ several years ago. The thing with Chibi is that he’s average in every single respect, except intellect. Average looking, average sized dong, etc. There’s nothing interesting, or marketable, about someone who is so incredibly average. Chibi so desperately wants to achieve Internet fame, but he cannot even manufacture ridicule for himself properly.

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Chibi seems like he's autistic but not full on retarted - this all seems like he's realized he isn't going to be a streamer that people watch uninroincially - he's trying to generate controversy and get some of the DarkSidePhyl audience. DSP having his financials leaked and Chibi realizing that Phil made gigantic stacks of cash just for being mediocre and controversial is probably why the timing is "now'.

Chibi wasn't being blackmailed - because blackmailers target people who have things. What are you going to blackmail Chibi for, a $15/month reduction on your Verizon bill? He lives in his mom's basement, he has no money to speak of, and there isn't anything you can leverage him for. From a blackmailer (and many other) perspective, he's 100% worthless.

Him buying a domain, posting the nudes on twitter (or taking/sending the nudes in first place), and then posting shit like "If you fuck with me I'll get the cyber police" on twitter are all tactics to draw out trolls and desperately trying to generate hype.

Don't feel bad for this man (who is an adult) - he knows exactly what he's trying to do.
 
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He makes $16 an hour and this is the first job that he's been able to hold onto for more than a month. Besides the impossibility of raising those kinds of finances within the next ten months, a banker could literally get fired for notarizing a lone for someone whose employment history is a dozen part-time minimum-wage jobs that have lasted days. The best Chibi can hope for is a cheap apartment that he actually fronts his share of the bills for-- which he has never done to date.
 
I need to see this happen because I know Chibi has even less financial acumen than Phil or Spoony, but alas he's a fag who will give up and never mention the idea again the second he finds out houses cost money.

I'm willing to settle for him renting an apartment and creeping the fuck out of his roommate/s until they run him out though.
 
At this point, is there anything that can be done to change this little man's life around?

Personally, I feel like he should enlist, specifically because he'd never make it out of boot camp, but it would still be rigorous enough to yank him out of his comfort zone.

No. Nothing will change him. He will forever remain an autistic manchild and failure in pretty much everything. It's kinda frustrating because compared to other crazy cows, gross cows and so on. His biggest sin is being just very very VERY awkward, awkward and just...weird. Like that sped kid in your class that everyone knew were bit off except Chibi never grew up.

Maybe if his mommy died or something and he would be forced to support himself? If anything his weird deluions of being some kind of famous speedrunner when he was mediocre at best and not on a cosmo level is also one of his major downfalls.
 
I need to see this happen because I know Chibi has even less financial acumen than Phil or Spoony, but alas he's a fag who will give up and never mention the idea again the second he finds out houses cost money.

I'm willing to settle for him renting an apartment and creeping the fuck out of his roommate/s until they run him out though.

The funny part is this already happened. He moved in with a few of his fans and they eventually kicked his ass to the curb because he weirded them out and he was irresponsible.
 
Haha, where did this sudden desire to become a home owner come from? He is going to be very disappointed when he realizes how expensive houses are.

I'm guessing a mixture of his latest argument with his mother making him want to move out again and realisation that he's now in his thirties and many normal, functional adults would be setting their sights on home ownership at his age.

When manchildren start to age and feel social pressures harder than ever, you get weird breakdowns like Chibi, Chris, etc.
 
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