Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

Why does she think anyone cares if they are homemade or not? Why does she lie about the stupidest shit? It's baffling.

I think the purpose of this specific lie is because in the fat community food that is "homemade" is automatically better than food you eat at a restaurant. Something about controlling how much oil and extra fat goes into a meal means that you can justify eating basically the same cheesy, sugary, calorie-dense food you would get (minus 100 or so calories from omitting a tiny amount of butter or olive oil etc.) by eating out without feeling guilty or getting shit for it online from other fat people that sell themselves the same lie.

But she's obviously at a restaurant so maybe she meant "homestyle"?
 
She's been using "homemade" the wrong way since forever, and it's rarely her trying to lie to her viewers (for once). I went looking, and it didn't take long to find another example. At about 1:50 in OPA'S RESTAURANT MEDITERRANEAN-STYLE FOOD MUKBANG FEAST!, she refers to their garlic sauce as "homemade." It almost makes sense - she should say "house-made", but close enough. But she frequently refers to entire restaurant meals as being homemade, when she's simultaneously very open about them being delivery/takeout, etc.

She's not pretending to have cooked those potatoes herself (this time), she's just an idiot.

 
Or maybe she's just trolling for views and to get people talking. It's hard to believe she's *that* stupid.

I"m going with our Queen Heffalump of very little brain *IS* that stupid. I doubt she does not realize that home made food is food made at home and from scratch and not a commercial kitchen. Here's a hint or her: If it's from a commercial environment and you have to pay to get the food cooked, it's not a homemade meal.

Apparently, to her, if it's made in a restaurant, it's still house-made, which at times can apply to food products like a specialty item, like a pie made in-house meaning it wasn't purchased from another vendor. But for all intents and purposes, her doctor has told her not to dine out - no fast food, no restaurants unless for a rare occasion.

But I'm sure it's going to be the pity party pizza with Peetz.
 
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See also (spoilered just because this is stupid and need not take up room):



What I'm really hunting for is one of the times she has described something she's eating in her CAR as homemade. That shit just tickles me.
 
Sorry for double post - I'm in a rush to post this. I think she's at this place, Tangerine Pizza based on a Search o one of the menu items in the photo. of course it's organnnnnnnnnnic. She's probably trying to get Peetz into his veggie journey already.

I also can't think of Spritewith Peetz without thinking "can I have a sip of your Sprite?" when Peetz was unable to get her the Ginger Ale on NYE.

I also wonder if she'll post a video or if this dining out with Peetz will go to the Asian Buffet black hole a few weeks back.


Google Map photos of the interior ETA: Yep, the potatoes are on the images if you scroll.

 
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Sorry for double post - I'm in a rush to post this. I think she's at this place, Tangerine Pizza based on a Search o one of the menu items in the photo. of course it's organnnnnnnnnnic. She's probably trying to get Peetz into his veggie journey already.

I also can't think of Spritewith Peetz without thinking "can I have a sip of your Sprite?" when Peetz was unable to get her the Ginger Ale on NYE.

I also wonder if she'll post a video or if this dining out with Peetz will go to the Asian Buffet black hole a few weeks back.


Google Map photos of the interior ETA: Yep, the potatoes are on the images if you scroll.



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Putting aside the spelling/grammar... Ow, my eyes.
 
Haha. Found one. "Homemade" grape leaves snorfed out of a styrofoam box in her car.



"Bonus": judging from the top comment on this video, this is the origin of "beauty bite!!!" (ugh)
This grape leaves story reminded me of the time she said the dr told her no fast food and she said the Greek food took Uber eats. 70 min to get to her so it definitely wasn’t “fast food”.
 
It's certainly true that Cuntal only trades in male attention, but I don't think she'll want sex from Peetz. Would you? She'll only want him for the same thing she's been using him for throughout her YouTube career: as a prop to try to evidence to uncaring strangers that she gets attention from men, because Bibi won't come near her (and hasn't for years). I think she's eating her feelings so hard these days that she doesn't want sex anyway; same as Amber. If Peetz died today she'd hunt for a different biological male, very possibly a homeless one, to ostentatiously accompany her. Other people are not subjects to Chantal; they are objects.

As regards her future romantic endeavours: lol no. If she wanted to, she could find some wheezing feeder to turkey slap her backtits and he might concede to be touted on camera — we all know her only criteria in a man are a Y chromosome and verifiable-to-online-randoms existence — but as funny as it would be for her to try to date again, she wouldn't disclose anything lulzy about it. She's plenty dumb, but more than that, she's vain. When she inevitably catfishes some poor 30-something IT guy who's looking to settle down, the most we can hope for is an imaginatively amended account of it from her, between hippopotamus bites of something carb-heavy, where small penises and flatulence figure prominently as narrative motifs. She had to bully James into a relationship, and that was when she was younger, employable, thinner and saner: even when she was leagues above where she is now, she couldn't even seduce Peetz.

She's talked, and will continue to talk, about how she won't get together with Peetz, but it's always that she doesn't find him attractive, as if she's the more desirable party when she's a balding barren nutcase whose body looks like an overfilled jumbo garbage bag on two inverted traffic cones. She'll try to cultivate the idea that Peetz might have a thing for her as much as she can get away with, which, considering it's dickless Peetz, is probably quite a lot. But if she ever has anything like a "boyfriend" again, I'll be more amazed than if she had finally climbed Everest. Fittingly, she who objectifies everybody else now has no value except as a fetishist sex object. Set a Google alert for "BBW Gatineau".
Aphrodite's Peach has a video about Peetz complaining openly about Chantal. Borrowing a lot of money from him and rarely paying him back. It is pretty obvious that Peetz isn't all there mentally. So now Chantal is going to move in with him to do her best to bleed him dry even further. She is toxic.
 
Kinda late, since the break up drama has pushed us past it, but I just discovered an interesting tidbit about her 'cooking with chantal' intro trailer nonsense from the other week (last week?)

She stole one of them from Paris fucking Hilton lmfao:


This stupid, stupid psychotic cunt.
Actually, she claims she paid someone to make that for her. "Investing in my channel" with the money she will save (hasn't yet) from stopping fast food deliveries. So, she is even dumber than we think. I wonder how much she paid?
 
But she's obviously at a restaurant so maybe she meant "homestyle"?
People have mentioned her using the phrase "homemade" as a broad sweeping generalization of a huge amount of foods.

I think what she's doing is conflating "scratch made" and "homemade". To normal people it's probably not that big of a deal, but she's doing it to trick her viewers so it seems extra scummy. The argument will probably be something like: "It wasnt fast food from a chain restaurant. Since someone *made* it, rather than reheating or just putting it together, it still counts! The doctor told me to eat healthIER, this is all about baby steps."
 
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Kinda late, since the break up drama has pushed us past it, but I just discovered an interesting tidbit about her 'cooking with chantal' intro trailer nonsense from the other week (last week?)

She stole one of them from Paris fucking Hilton lmfao:
Five seconds in it starts

This stupid, stupid psychotic cunt.
Actually, she claims she paid someone to make that for her. "Investing in my channel" with the money she will save (hasn't yet) from stopping fast food deliveries. So, she is even dumber than we think. I wonder how much she paid?

She didn’t steal it. Neither did someone specifically make it just for Chantal . It’s a template. There’s a ton of websites with templates like that. You just pick one, pay and then you get your customized intro. Which is also what Paris or her people/whatever did.

Edit: found the template

Funny thing: music isn’t included and in Chantal’s intro you can still hear the “audio jungle”tag. Audio Jungle is the website you would need to buy the audio at for the intro.
 
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Here is an insight into Peetz, I dug up from his blog:

December 9, 2014, he sums up what it is like to be a cuck:

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Peetz may be heterosexual, but he is more like an incel than anything else. He is also unusually preoccupied with LGBT storylines from Marvel, which he mentions frequently. I think he's the kind of guy whom Bubba would turn flamboyant quickly in a prison cell.

I don't think he has a boner for moving in with Chantal. I think his attitude is his usual, "Meh. Whatever"
Peetz is the one Virgil spoke of in Dante’s Inferno when he described “those who live with neither infamy nor praise.”

A motivationless, spineless waste of space who stands for nothing, gives up when the slightest oppositional headwinds begin to blow and is doomed to run behind a blank banner for eternity. Or wash the giant back folds of a hee-heeing fart demon, whichever.

Also can we just talk about how furiously Peetz and Chantal are posting that they don’t care about the old tweets...but neither is even trying to pretend they aren't about Chantal? She wears out her threadbare “saving the rest for Bibi” lie every time she eats, but somehow even she knows she can't pretend Peetz’ words weren’t about her. Incredible.
 
Confused about homemade? Can't blame ya; Chantal has lied to herself so many times, she doesn't know what's down or up and she's dumb on top. However, she does have a language of her own, and neophytes wishing to gain more esoteric understanding of the subject and veteran scholars who need a reference list may avail themselves of my handy-dandy Chantal glossary.

Ableist - anyone who suggests that normal humans in their thirties should be able to walk and breathe unassisted.

Accountability - Asspats

Alone - in solitary confinement without access to social media

Anxiety attack - a moment of clarity

Apology - angry rant

Authentic - whatever slop the local ethnic takeout place sells

Beezin' - being naughty

Bibi's sister - Satan

Binge - A midnight meal eaten on top of three or more massive meals during the day. Mukbangs are not included.

Bizoire - a roach-infested pile of papers and junk near the litterbox

Boyfriend - roommate

Busy - Eating more than usual while watching Netflix and/or curating her YouTube comments

Cleanse - gulping down fruit juice between huge meals

Death - something awful that happens to other people but not her fat ass

Delish - good enough to gorge on

Diet - a unique and cruel punishment invented by men, inflicted upon women, and a political reason to engage in gluttony

Doctor - quack

Fast food - specifically food that can be purchased from a drive-thru window. However, there are important exceptions: Starbucks or any place that does not advertise internationally. Those are not "fast food" and occupy higher places on the health pantheon.

Grandma - Sugargranny

Hateful comment - Legitimate criticism

Holistic - any kind of bullshit that means getting healthy without quitting eating

Homeless person - Fictional archetype of a person less fortunate than her; frequent stand-in in her stories and offhand remarks

Homemade food - food that is cooked on a range or conventional oven, including frozen food and home-delivered food kits. Homemade food may be served in restaurants as long as they adhere to the rule of having been cooked on a range or oven, Microwaved food doesn't count, but Clotso assumes restaurants do not use microwaves.

Ignore - Read obsessively

Inspire - Prove she is better

Intelligent - intellectually stunted; borderline-dull, lacking in all critical reasoning skills

Moment of clarity - acknowledgement for a moment that her eating has been out of control, which excuses further eating

Not alone - livestreaming or shooting a video

Not perfect - absolute repeated consecutive failures, never broken by a modest success ever; complete and total ineptitude and incompetance

OMAD - daily orgy of gluttony

Overweight - Morbidly obese to the point of literally springing leaks

People - intolerant shits

Plant-based - might contain trace amounts of vegetable matter

Sex - (editor's note: I can find no evidence that she comprehends this word. Even her sex stories contain no sex)

Toxic - critical of her

Understand - won't enable

Vegetarianism - License to shame people while secretly consuming meat
 
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