Wuhan Coronavirus: Megathread - Got too big

[remiem]

42 days... what the fuck is this? Don't some forms or radiation dissipate quicker than that?
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Holy fucking cow shit

BNO Newsroom on Twitter

“NEW: Quarantine officer of Japan's health ministry diagnosed with coronavirus, defense minister says”

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BNO Newsroom on Twitter

“BREAKING: 39 new cases of coronavirus on cruise ship near Tokyo, raising ship's total to 174 - Jiji”

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BNO Newsroom on Twitter

“NEW: Japan will deny entry to visitors from China's Zhejiang Province due to coronavirus, prime minister says - Kyodo”

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The last one. Poor Japan.

I guess Coronavirus decided it wasn't just China, better make the other Asians pay for the Rape of Nanjing

 

[HumanHive]

Sorry to double post but what the fuck is going on? It's an hour late
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"Send more brains"

 

[Allakazam223]

How racist!

Well, Kung flu gets my vote. Also we can call the brave folks trying to contain the virus Kung Flu Fighters

Everybody was Kung Flu Fighting,
The tests were fast as lightning,
It was a little bit frightening,
But people kept dropping

Eta: Thank you Dr. Purr, very cool!

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

Is it just me, or has Putin and Russia been astonishingly quiet all through this? Beyond shutting their Chinese border day one? What’ Putin been up to? Besides staring at a map and calculating how much new land he has once the Chinese die off in a few weeks?

Putin in order is 1) Consulting with his experts on the next bioweapon that will take care of the blacks and the browns.
2) Writing the legal paperwork that will marry his granddaughter and Baron Trump. Thus enshrining a glorious Aryan future.
3. Sketching his tomb on Mars for after the newly christened Anglo-Russo empire establishes the first permanent settlement in 2035.

 

[JacksonHeights]

Indian here.
Sorry for being late, had to poop on a street. Good news!!! 2 out of the 3 infected people who have corona virus in India have now recovered. You made fun of us indians for saying superpooper 2020 but the era of the Indian man has arrived. This also hints that east asians are genetically fucked as the disease may have higher mortality rates in East Asians that any other race. We are offering resources to Bhutan, Afhgan, Paki and China to help combat corona chan. With the threat of novel coronavirus looming large, the Union Health Ministry has decided to stock up at least 50,000 personal protection equipment (PPE) kits for doctors and other medical staff treating the patients. The move assumes significance as there could be a spurt in the demand for PPE, which includes disposable clothing, boots, masks and gloves, in case India witnesses an outbreak of the deadly coronavirus that has claimed more than 900 lives in China(unlikely since we are superpooper). Nothing else to say.
Fuck Winnie the Xi, GET THOSE PICTURES ABOUT MY HOUSE OFF THE INTERENT!!!!! and stay safe.
Further reading:

How India is helping its neighbours fight the coronavirus outbreak

World leaders have praised Modi.

qz.com

Coronavirus live updates: 135 coronavirus cases confirmed on cruise ship in Japan, say captain

The death toll from coronavirus has surged past 900 in China, overtaking global fatalities in the 2002-03 SARS epidemic. The viral outbreak has now in

timesofindia.indiatimes.com

2 of 3 confirmed coronavirus patients in India RECOVERED from deadly illness

After declaring a regional health emergency over the novel coronavirus, two of the three confirmed patients in India's state of Kerala – the only known cases in the country – seem to have recovered from the illness.

www.rt.com

Also forgot to say Thank you Dr Purr, very cool!!!!

 

[dunbrine47]

Everybody was Kung Flu Fighting,
The tests were fast as lightning,
It was a little bit frightening,
But people kept dropping

Now just needs the intro redone with coughing and hacking.
Edit: Thanks to the Purr.

 

[ulsterscotsman]

Indian here.
Sorry for being late, had to poop on a street. Good news!!! 2 out of the 3 infected people who have corona virus in India have now recovered. You made fun of us indians for saying superpooper 2020 but the era of the Indian man has arrived. This also hints that east asians are genetically fucked as the disease may have higher mortality rates in East Asians that any other race. We are offering resources to Bhutan, Afhgan, Paki and China to help combat corona chan. With the threat of novel coronavirus looming large, the Union Health Ministry has decided to stock up at least 50,000 personal protection equipment (PPE) kits for doctors and other medical staff treating the patients. The move assumes significance as there could be a spurt in the demand for PPE, which includes disposable clothing, boots, masks and gloves, in case India witnesses an outbreak of the deadly coronavirus that has claimed more than 900 lives in China(unlikely since we are superpooper). Nothing else to say.
Fuck Winnie the Xi, GET THOSE PICTURES ABOUT MY HOUSE OFF THE INTERENT!!!!! and stay safe.
Further reading:

How India is helping its neighbours fight the coronavirus outbreak

World leaders have praised Modi.

qz.com

Coronavirus live updates: 135 coronavirus cases confirmed on cruise ship in Japan, say captain

The death toll from coronavirus has surged past 900 in China, overtaking global fatalities in the 2002-03 SARS epidemic. The viral outbreak has now in

timesofindia.indiatimes.com

2 of 3 confirmed coronavirus patients in India RECOVERED from deadly illness

After declaring a regional health emergency over the novel coronavirus, two of the three confirmed patients in India's state of Kerala – the only known cases in the country – seem to have recovered from the illness.

www.rt.com

Also forgot to say Thank you Dr Purr, very cool!!!!

Fucking super immune system 2020 never mind super power.

 

[LazyLizard]

Indian here.
Sorry for being late, had to poop on a street. Good news!!! 2 out of the 3 infected people who have corona virus in India have now recovered. You made fun of us indians for saying superpooper 2020 but the era of the Indian man has arrived. This also hints that east asians are genetically fucked as the disease may have higher mortality rates in East Asians that any other race. We are offering resources to Bhutan, Afhgan, Paki and China to help combat corona chan. With the threat of novel coronavirus looming large, the Union Health Ministry has decided to stock up at least 50,000 personal protection equipment (PPE) kits for doctors and other medical staff treating the patients. The move assumes significance as there could be a spurt in the demand for PPE, which includes disposable clothing, boots, masks and gloves, in case India witnesses an outbreak of the deadly coronavirus that has claimed more than 900 lives in China(unlikely since we are superpooper). Nothing else to say.
Fuck Winnie the Xi, GET THOSE PICTURES ABOUT MY HOUSE OFF THE INTERENT!!!!! and stay safe.
Further reading:

How India is helping its neighbours fight the coronavirus outbreak

World leaders have praised Modi.

qz.com

Coronavirus live updates: 135 coronavirus cases confirmed on cruise ship in Japan, say captain

The death toll from coronavirus has surged past 900 in China, overtaking global fatalities in the 2002-03 SARS epidemic. The viral outbreak has now in

timesofindia.indiatimes.com

2 of 3 confirmed coronavirus patients in India RECOVERED from deadly illness

After declaring a regional health emergency over the novel coronavirus, two of the three confirmed patients in India's state of Kerala – the only known cases in the country – seem to have recovered from the illness.

www.rt.com

Also forgot to say Thank you Dr Purr, very cool!!!!

so far there's only 1 death outside of china and it was a chinese man with health issues so yea that might mean non asians are better off.

 

[Ahriman]

Already shared it on the BoP thread, but it's definitely worth sharing here as well...

Coronavirus destroyed Margot Robbie's film Birds Of Prey

Warner Bros. has blamed China's coronavirus for the box office failure of Margot Robbie's latest film, Birds of Prey.

www.dailymail.co.uk

This might the the first time in recorded history where a virus is so powerful, it KILLS a movie.

I don't even know where my sides are anymore, I'm dead

[Laughs uncontrollably]

 

[This_is_a_Throwaway]

https://archive.is/mWFtI

If you are in need for anything in appliances, electronics, or tools. Get them now.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Putin in order is 1) Consulting with his experts on the next bioweapon that will take care of the blacks and the browns.
2) Writing the legal paperwork that will marry his granddaughter and Baron Trump. Thus enshrining a glorious Aryan future.
3. Sketching his tomb on Mars for after the newly christened Anglo-Russo empire establishes the first permanent settlement in 2035.

Well yeah... but is he doing anything UNUSUAL in light of the Kung Flu epidemic?

 

[Ahriman]

First US evacuee from China to have coronavirus is mistakenly released from hospital

The first US evacuee from China confirmed to have the coronavirus was mistakenly released from a San Diego hospital as a result of a botched test result that showed he was not infected.

nypost.com

 

[Allakazam223]

Well yeah... but is he doing anything UNUSUAL in light of the Kung Flu epidemic?

Calculating how much Chinese owned buisnesses will be worth, and Chinese land value. I hope that this destroys all Chinese investors. If they had bothered to reinvest the millions of dollars back into their own country, they could easily be the actual superpower of the 21st century.

But they think so little of their own countryman that they prefer to profit off of them, and have buisness interactions with anybody BUT Chinese. Potemkin country. Paper tiger. The truely horrifying part is that for the most part, it seems the only infected people are commoners, which as we know under "capitalistic communism," is nearly slave labour, and treated as such by the same people who make millions.

 

[Mike Hunt]

what a absolute shit name...that kinda pisses me off a bit. God damn...how uninspiring.

That's probably what WHO wants. Make it so boring and, hopefully, forgettable enough that people will stop talking about it (or at least refer to it as some variant of "whats-its-name flu") in years to come. Of course, they didn't consider the fact that there are already multiple memes and the internet never forgets. So Kung Flu, WuFlu, Wuhan virus it is.

I wonder if they're bagging three kids at a time to hide the numbers, or if they're running out of body bags.

Or both, both is posible.

Someone should send this to Greta Thunberg. She should be pleased by how this particular body bag has been maximized fully, which saves the earth or something. No to single-use body bags!

But seriously, I hope those kids didn't have a violent death and went in their sleep, at least.

 

[dopy]

Calculating how much Chinese owned buisnesses will be worth, and Chinese land value. I hope that this destroys all Chinese investors. If they had bothered to reinvest the millions of dollars back into their own country, they could easily be the actual superpower of the 21st century.

But they think so little of their own countryman that they prefer to profit off of them, and have buisness interactions with anybody BUT Chinese. Potemkin country. Paper tiger. The truely horrifying part is that for the most part, it seems the only infected people are commoners, which as we know under "capitalistic communism," is nearly slave labour, and treated as such by the same people who make millions.

wait until you find out how every other financhu system outside of china is propped up

 

[RodgerDodger]

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First US evacuee from China to have coronavirus is mistakenly released from hospital

The first US evacuee from China confirmed to have the coronavirus was mistakenly released from a San Diego hospital as a result of a botched test result that showed he was not infected.

nypost.com

We should probably just start dynamiting the tunnels and passes through the Rockies, shouldn't we?

 

[Coleslaw]

Not even conspiracy theorists have theorized that the disease doesn't actually exist. That's heartening.

 

[Jaimas]

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First US evacuee from China to have coronavirus is mistakenly released from hospital

The first US evacuee from China confirmed to have the coronavirus was mistakenly released from a San Diego hospital as a result of a botched test result that showed he was not infected.

nypost.com

God fucking damn it, of course it's California.

 

[Computer Boy]

Nothing to see here folks

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

It's become very clear that the WHO has basically been captured as a propaganda arm of the CCP. Surprised they don't make an animated short along the lines of "Eurodame, Help!" about how quarantines are racist fearmongering. Expect a lot more of this from here on out: (on mobile, won't let me post image)

WHO is like every other unaccountable globalist organization: they kiss third world ass and believe that fighting racism is a bigger priority for them than fighting disease despite being the World Health Organization. Tits on a bull has more use during this pandemic than WHO.