Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[Mr Foster]

Or maybe she's just trolling for views and to get people talking. It's hard to believe she's *that* stupid.

This is a woman who went to the E.R because she ate a whole wheel of cheese.

That's the standard here.

 

[raritycunt]

Confused about homemade? Can't blame ya; Chantal has lied to herself so many times, she doesn't know what's down or up and she's dumb on top. However, she does have a language of her own, and neophytes wishing to gain more esoteric understanding of the subject and veteran scholars who need a reference list may avail themselves of my handy-dandy Chantal glossary.

Ableist - anyone who suggests that normal humans in their thirties should be able to walk and breathe unassisted.

Accountability - Asspats

Alone - in solitary confinement without access to social media

Anxiety attack - a moment of clarity

Apology - angry rant

Authentic - whatever slop the local ethnic takeout place sells

Beezin' - being naughty

Bibi's sister - Satan

Binge - A midnight meal eaten on top of three or more massive meals during the day. Mukbangs are not included.

Bizoire - a roach-infested pile of papers and junk near the litterbox

Boyfriend - roommate

Busy - Eating more than usual while watching Netflix and/or curating her YouTube comments

Cleanse - gulping down fruit juice between huge meals

Death - something awful that happens to other people but not her fat ass

Delish - good enough to gorge on

Diet - a unique and cruel punishment invented by men, inflicted upon women, and a political reason to engage in gluttony

Doctor - quack

Fast food - specifically food that can be purchased from a drive-thru window. However, there are important exceptions: Starbucks or any place that does not advertise internationally. Those are not "fast food" and occupy higher places on the health pantheon.

Grandma - Sugargranny

Hateful comment - Legitimate criticism

Holistic - any kind of bullshit that means getting healthy without quitting eating

Homeless person - Fictional archetype of a person less fortunate than her; frequent stand-in in her stories and offhand remarks

Homemade food - food that is cooked on a range or conventional oven, including frozen food and home-delivered food kits. Homemade food may be served in restaurants as long as they adhere to the rule of having been cooked on a range or oven, Microwaved food doesn't count, but Clotso assumes restaurants do not use microwaves.

Ignore - Read obsessively

Inspire - Prove she is better

Intelligent - intellectually stunted; borderline-dull, lacking in all critical reasoning skills

Moment of clarity - acknowledgement for a moment that her eating has been out of control, which excuses further eating

Not alone - livestreaming or shooting a video

Not perfect - absolute repeated consecutive failures, never broken by a modest success ever; complete and total ineptitude and incompetance

OMAD - daily orgy of gluttony

Overweight - Morbidly obese to the point of literally springing leaks

People - intolerant shits

Plant-based - might contain trace amounts of vegetable matter

Sex - (editor's note: I can find no evidence that she comprehends this word. Even her sex stories contain no sex)

Toxic - critical of her

Understand - won't enable

Vegetarianism - License to shame people while secretly consuming meat

You forgot one:

Lover- any man who looks at her, is in the vicinity of or breaths the same air as her at any given point

 

[hambeerlyingnreed]

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Did she actually spend 35 bucks on ONE intro that she will never use? haaaahahahaa

 

[THOTto]

Confused about homemade? Can't blame ya; Chantal has lied to herself so many times, she doesn't know what's down or up and she's dumb on top. However, she does have a language of her own, and neophytes wishing to gain more esoteric understanding of the subject and veteran scholars who need a reference list may avail themselves of my handy-dandy Chantal glossary.

Ableist - anyone who suggests that normal humans in their thirties should be able to walk and breathe unassisted.

Accountability - Asspats

Alone - in solitary confinement without access to social media

Anxiety attack - a moment of clarity

Apology - angry rant

Authentic - whatever slop the local ethnic takeout place sells

Beezin' - being naughty

Bibi's sister - Satan

Binge - A midnight meal eaten on top of three or more massive meals during the day. Mukbangs are not included.

Bizoire - a roach-infested pile of papers and junk near the litterbox

Boyfriend - roommate

Busy - Eating more than usual while watching Netflix and/or curating her YouTube comments

Cleanse - gulping down fruit juice between huge meals

Death - something awful that happens to other people but not her fat ass

Delish - good enough to gorge on

Diet - a unique and cruel punishment invented by men, inflicted upon women, and a political reason to engage in gluttony

Doctor - quack

Fast food - specifically food that can be purchased from a drive-thru window. However, there are important exceptions: Starbucks or any place that does not advertise internationally. Those are not "fast food" and occupy higher places on the health pantheon.

Grandma - Sugargranny

Hateful comment - Legitimate criticism

Holistic - any kind of bullshit that means getting healthy without quitting eating

Homeless person - Fictional archetype of a person less fortunate than her; frequent stand-in in her stories and offhand remarks

Homemade food - food that is cooked on a range or conventional oven, including frozen food and home-delivered food kits. Homemade food may be served in restaurants as long as they adhere to the rule of having been cooked on a range or oven, Microwaved food doesn't count, but Clotso assumes restaurants do not use microwaves.

Ignore - Read obsessively

Inspire - Prove she is better

Intelligent - intellectually stunted; borderline-dull, lacking in all critical reasoning skills

Moment of clarity - acknowledgement for a moment that her eating has been out of control, which excuses further eating

Not alone - livestreaming or shooting a video

Not perfect - absolute repeated consecutive failures, never broken by a modest success ever; complete and total ineptitude and incompetance

OMAD - daily orgy of gluttony

Overweight - Morbidly obese to the point of literally springing leaks

People - intolerant shits

Plant-based - might contain trace amounts of vegetable matter

Sex - (editor's note: I can find no evidence that she comprehends this word. Even her sex stories contain no sex)

Toxic - critical of her

Understand - won't enable

Vegetarianism - License to shame people while secretly consuming meat

You forgot some of the most important ones:

Beauty - balding, bad skin with no trace of facial features.

Bbw - ugly obese mess of what was once a human

Content - whatever that can be slapped together with the least amount of work see also: Effort

Curves - fat rolls and gunt

Effort - breathing/gasping for air

Jealous - Mocking valid negative traits

Lover - Any man who looks at her even if they’re laughing or staring with a weird look

Obsessed - Barely paying attention to her

Other woman - the girlfriend or SO of whatever guy was sticking his dick in her

You know? - Validate her !!! Also filler

 

[Pizza Sloth]

Did she actually spend 35 bucks on ONE intro that she will never use? haaaahahahaa

you mean 1 Uber Eats dollar

You forgot some of the most important ones:

Beauty - balding, bad skin with no trace of facial features.

Bbw - ugly obese mess of what was once a human

Content - whatever that can be slapped together with the least amount of work see also: Effort

Curves - fat rolls and gunt

Effort - breathing/gasping for air

Jealous - Mocking valid negative traits

Lover - Any man who looks at her even if they’re laughing or staring with a weird look

Obsessed - Barely paying attention to her

Other woman - the girlfriend or SO of whatever guy was sticking his dick in her

You know? - Validate her !!! Also filler

Glossary additions with common phrases:

Honestly..... - I'm about to talk so much shit my ass will get jealous

I know, it's not the healthiest - don't give me shit when I know I'm fucking up my latest diet trend and somewhat self aware that I'm making a bad decision. I'll delete your comment if you do.

Saving it for Bibi - I pretend to order for two or more people but we all know I'll eat this off camera

Shhhh! I said SHHH!!!! - a unique tic that implies the food is so delicious she yells at voices only she can hear

 

[Fascist Ferret]

Thats definitely against Ontario health code (animals aren't even allowed on patios), but this spot looks like they don't care much about health code violations...yum.

that wont stop chantal

now that i think about it, do you think that since she buys so easily into fad diets and bogus science, she might see eating food like that as beneficial?

I'm thinking of that clip of the office where dwight eats a sandwich out of the garbage can..... lol i wish i could find the clip

 

[IBrokeBob]

Confused about homemade? Can't blame ya; Chantal has lied to herself so many times, she doesn't know what's down or up and she's dumb on top. However, she does have a language of her own, and neophytes wishing to gain more esoteric understanding of the subject and veteran scholars who need a reference list may avail themselves of my handy-dandy Chantal glossary.

Ableist - anyone who suggests that normal humans in their thirties should be able to walk and breathe unassisted.

Accountability - Asspats

Alone - in solitary confinement without access to social media

Anxiety attack - a moment of clarity

Apology - angry rant

Authentic - whatever slop the local ethnic takeout place sells

Beezin' - being naughty

Bibi's sister - Satan

Binge - A midnight meal eaten on top of three or more massive meals during the day. Mukbangs are not included.

Bizoire - a roach-infested pile of papers and junk near the litterbox

Boyfriend - roommate

Busy - Eating more than usual while watching Netflix and/or curating her YouTube comments

Cleanse - gulping down fruit juice between huge meals

Death - something awful that happens to other people but not her fat ass

Delish - good enough to gorge on

Diet - a unique and cruel punishment invented by men, inflicted upon women, and a political reason to engage in gluttony

Doctor - quack

Fast food - specifically food that can be purchased from a drive-thru window. However, there are important exceptions: Starbucks or any place that does not advertise internationally. Those are not "fast food" and occupy higher places on the health pantheon.

Grandma - Sugargranny

Hateful comment - Legitimate criticism

Holistic - any kind of bullshit that means getting healthy without quitting eating

Homeless person - Fictional archetype of a person less fortunate than her; frequent stand-in in her stories and offhand remarks

Homemade food - food that is cooked on a range or conventional oven, including frozen food and home-delivered food kits. Homemade food may be served in restaurants as long as they adhere to the rule of having been cooked on a range or oven, Microwaved food doesn't count, but Clotso assumes restaurants do not use microwaves.

Ignore - Read obsessively

Inspire - Prove she is better

Intelligent - intellectually stunted; borderline-dull, lacking in all critical reasoning skills

Moment of clarity - acknowledgement for a moment that her eating has been out of control, which excuses further eating

Not alone - livestreaming or shooting a video

Not perfect - absolute repeated consecutive failures, never broken by a modest success ever; complete and total ineptitude and incompetance

OMAD - daily orgy of gluttony

Overweight - Morbidly obese to the point of literally springing leaks

People - intolerant shits

Plant-based - might contain trace amounts of vegetable matter

Sex - (editor's note: I can find no evidence that she comprehends this word. Even her sex stories contain no sex)

Toxic - critical of her

Understand - won't enable

Vegetarianism - License to shame people while secretly consuming meat

Fasting- the period of time in which you do not eat... because you are asleep

 

[marjoram]

Confused about homemade? Can't blame ya; Chantal has lied to herself so many times, she doesn't know what's down or up and she's dumb on top. However, she does have a language of her own, and neophytes wishing to gain more esoteric understanding of the subject and veteran scholars who need a reference list may avail themselves of my handy-dandy Chantal glossary.

Ableist - anyone who suggests that normal humans in their thirties should be able to walk and breathe unassisted.

Accountability - Asspats

Alone - in solitary confinement without access to social media

Anxiety attack - a moment of clarity

Apology - angry rant

Authentic - whatever slop the local ethnic takeout place sells

Beezin' - being naughty

Bibi's sister - Satan

Binge - A midnight meal eaten on top of three or more massive meals during the day. Mukbangs are not included.

Bizoire - a roach-infested pile of papers and junk near the litterbox

Boyfriend - roommate

Busy - Eating more than usual while watching Netflix and/or curating her YouTube comments

Cleanse - gulping down fruit juice between huge meals

Death - something awful that happens to other people but not her fat ass

Delish - good enough to gorge on

Diet - a unique and cruel punishment invented by men, inflicted upon women, and a political reason to engage in gluttony

Doctor - quack

Fast food - specifically food that can be purchased from a drive-thru window. However, there are important exceptions: Starbucks or any place that does not advertise internationally. Those are not "fast food" and occupy higher places on the health pantheon.

Grandma - Sugargranny

Hateful comment - Legitimate criticism

Holistic - any kind of bullshit that means getting healthy without quitting eating

Homeless person - Fictional archetype of a person less fortunate than her; frequent stand-in in her stories and offhand remarks

Homemade food - food that is cooked on a range or conventional oven, including frozen food and home-delivered food kits. Homemade food may be served in restaurants as long as they adhere to the rule of having been cooked on a range or oven, Microwaved food doesn't count, but Clotso assumes restaurants do not use microwaves.

Ignore - Read obsessively

Inspire - Prove she is better

Intelligent - intellectually stunted; borderline-dull, lacking in all critical reasoning skills

Moment of clarity - acknowledgement for a moment that her eating has been out of control, which excuses further eating

Not alone - livestreaming or shooting a video

Not perfect - absolute repeated consecutive failures, never broken by a modest success ever; complete and total ineptitude and incompetance

OMAD - daily orgy of gluttony

Overweight - Morbidly obese to the point of literally springing leaks

People - intolerant shits

Plant-based - might contain trace amounts of vegetable matter

Sex - (editor's note: I can find no evidence that she comprehends this word. Even her sex stories contain no sex)

Toxic - critical of her

Understand - won't enable

Vegetarianism - License to shame people while secretly consuming meat

One more for the glossary,

Creator-"This is a REAL job. Don't laugh, I MEAN it!!!! I am important!"

 

[Dank Souls]

It's here gorls!!!

 

[Chandra]

It's here gorls!!!

I wonder how much Peetz paid for all of this...

 

[Punkinsplice]

I wonder how much Peetz paid for all of this...

I haven't watched all of it, but I suspect they do the eating in the car and not in the haunted house because there are no lights on in the building. Lame clickbait!
Edit: yep, car mukbang and the tray is almost (but alas, not entirely) covering Chinny's chin chins.

 

[Pizza Sloth]

Holy shit. They actually debate if the shape of a burger changes the taste. So we know they had pizza earlier, now Wendy's and eating in the car. With the tray. What did one therapist say "why can't you do what I ask you to do?!" This. This

LOL Peetz keeps correcting her - he totally is undermining her and it's hysterical.

Chantal talking about ghosts vs 'residual energy' and tells Peetz she's going to haunt him. He zings back "Not like I'm going to out live you that long" and she chimes in sarcastically "I'll lose weight, you'll see, eating Wendys" talks about weight loss and it's "one meal and comes down to calories in a sense". Peetz gives his input as to how dieting confused bodies. He likes to eat M&M's and chips.

She's so out of breath it's quite disturbing and BOOM there it is, they were apartment hunting today. Hence the Tangerine Pizza stop.

She talks about mukbangs at home and setting up an area for them. Peetz freezes with a total look of "I think I've made a BIG mistake" and perhaps may be regretting his decision. He talks about how he got an influx on Twitter and the drama. Chantal now wants to make her own chili cheese baked potatoes at home because potatoes are nutritious....

 

[marjoram]

Chinny and the cuck are painfully awkward together, and painfully painful to listen to. Can't work up much enthusiasm for more vids with extra Peetz.
ps-don't listen to this with headphones...Chinny's trying to deafen you at the end there...

 

[A borscht-on]

It's here gorls!!!

Ah, my dear beast Chantal. You are right on schedule with the fast food...as I knew you would be...as we all knew you would be.

I solemnly thank you for keeping the Chantalverse in perfect running order. We can time it by a stopwatch to the very second. I await the poll you will post onto your YouTube community section, only to completely ignore in favour of the very thing you were always going to do anyway.

After the rain comes a rainbow, gorls.

 

[Punkinsplice]

Trying hard to think of something on a fast food menu that is more disgusting than a Wendy's baked potato with chili. Both items are horrible on thier own, but combined? Masochism!

 

[Dank Souls]

So this is her demographic. lmao





ETA: I can't wait to see how much she lies with her daily summary of calories.

 

[AlabamaWhitman]

It's here gorls!!!

Here's the video Chantal references. I'm sure this video, published on October 25, 2011, has nothing to do with the "Haunted House" the Billings Estate (not Manor) hosts every year for Halloween. This video also seems to be the only source of "Barney Reilly" (who blew up a house and himself then was dumped on the property) ever existing. Its also the only source suggesting the property is haunted. Its a museum and event space...that hosts a childrens haunted house for Halloween.

Peetz is almost grosser than Chantal to watch eating. The food in his beard is disgusting.

"Reputedly", this is a fucking embarrassment of a video.

 

[Strine]

Chantal's dozen-or-so actual supporters are uniformly fat delusional mongburgers cut from the same cheesecloth as she is. Whales swim in herds.

I for one am not looking forward to more Peetz in videos. The only thing Peetz contributes to a video is a better chance I'll chuck subs on and mute it. Her on-camera dialogue with Peetz always reminds me of teen comedies where a bully would say something stupid and then his pencil-neck sidekick would second him in a comical voice. Oh wait, that's exactly what their dialogue is. I'm still haunted by the sound of his "ableist" chidings; like a prissy rent boy hissing through his teeth with a mouthful of semen. I haven't heard a gayer voice on any actual homosexual.

Their rapport, such as it is, is embarrassing to witness. Socially awkward people are a dime a dozen, but even they open up and speak freely with old friends. Not these two fruitcakes; ooing and heeheeing at each other across deafening silences as onlookers cringe. It's like two Furbys talking to each other. She ropes him in to be a male on camera in frame with her, but all their actual conversation is Cuntal nattering on about her dumbass life like the narc hog she is and Peetz occasionally lisping back with something Chantal ignores because she's still thinking about herself. She steamrolls over everything he says and clearly doesn't care (and for that I have every sympathy) while Peetz fusses and spergs and films her misshapen ass. Candid footage of Monstro is all he's good for.

 

[Kukkamaaria]

I think I'll just start calling Peetz a feeder at this point. Didn't Chantal mention at some point that she gained 100lb while living with him? And now this talk about how diets are BS and Chantal shouldn't even try to diet cause that will just mess up her body? And if not a feeder, then he at least willingly enables her eating habits. Not much a difference there.

 

[thejackal]

Spoiler: codependency a new sitcom on nbc