Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

[thejackal]

I'm sorry, I saw this, and I immediately thought
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oh you've done it now.

 

[Lone Outsider]

What a sick, sad PoS.

 

[Maggots on a Train v2]

What kind of exceptional individual slams their leg in a car door? How is it even possible? Finger, common. Hand, fine. How do you slam your whole ass leg in a car door? His story doesn't really explain why he has the same condition in his other leg. His story doesn't make sense.

What makes a lot more sense is that he developed lymphadema because fat, didn't seek treatment for it (so many deathfats don't bother) and then he got cellulitis because the lymphadema/fat made him a lot more susceptible to infection.

Whenever some nutty fuck has a big problem caused by years of neglect, and they describe how the problem began, I always figure that their perception of the "beginning" is actually just the tipping point where shit went from bad to irreversibly worse.

tl;dr dumbass's legs were already probably ruined before he did something that wouldn't have injured a healthy person.

 

[thejackal]

Whenever some nutty fuck has a big problem caused by years of neglect, and they describe how the problem began, I always figure that their perception of the "beginning" is actually just the tipping point where shit went from bad to irreversibly worse.

to;dr dumbass's legs were already probably ruined before he did something that wouldn't have injured a healthy person.

the "sepsis" and "infections" are symptoms tho not causes. if some "accident" led to one leg getting infected it wasn't a primary cause -- the beetus was. boogie is a funny guy he thinks his implausible lies cover him in glory. another lolcow trait I guess.

 

[Queen Of The Harpies]

Press F for Boogie's legs.

 

[Blood Bath & Beyond]

Boogie really out here looking like the fucking Mancubus from Doom 2

Good idea. I just need to edit the Mancubus sprite set to give it Boogie's teeth + curly hair and it would be basically indistinguishable.

 

[Thumb Butler]

In all seriousness, I hope my midlife crisis is never as bad as someone deriving pleasure from being ridiculed on the internet. There are few things I can think of that can bring as much sadness to one's life.

In this case is not a midlife crisis. He's been like this for years, if not his whole life.

 

[Cheesy Toe Number 2]

How long until boogie's feet look like something similar to my profile picture?. Maybe after that a new saga can start once he gets prosthetics replacements, If that happens I will label it the "Bionic Boogie Boogaloo" saga.

 

[Supreme Coomer]

 

[Glad I couldn't help]

How long until boogie's feet look like my profile picture?. Maybe after that a new saga can start once he gets prosthetics replacements, If that happens I will label it the "Bionic Boogie Boogaloo" saga.

The teeth replacement and cutting up his stomach were only the beginning. He's going to replace each of his diseased body parts with newer, light-weight mechanic parts. It's ultimate weight loss plan, as it require no vigorous exercise and proper diet, only the replacement of his entire body.

 

[Hammerstein]

How long until boogie's feet look like something similar to my profile picture?. Maybe after that a new saga can start once he gets prosthetics replacements, If that happens I will label it the "Bionic Boogie Boogaloo" saga.

You'll need tank treads at the very least.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

It's ultimate weight loss plan,

The ultimate weight loss plan is freeing Boogies soul from his fat body. He is eager to make that happen very soon.

 

[Brit Crust]

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I actually thought that was his foot leaking some kind of amber/dark yellowish fluid in the second pic

 

[The Batter]

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The bullshit gets worse, unsurprisingly.

 

[pr3nt177]

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20 years? If that wasn't a wakeup call all those years ago to get off his idle arse and look after his general health then he deserves to be where he is today.

Only question is which foot is first to go?

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Nigga needs to wear some compression socks.

Probably even wear a pump-based compression boot.

 

[inexplicable ethos]

Nigga needs to wear some compression socks.

Probably even wear a pump-based compression boot.

He needs more than that. In a few years, if he hasn't died by then, Boogie will be making low effort rant videos from a Golden Throne-type life support system that holds his massive necrotic bulk together and keeps his blood artificially pumping while injecting a nutritional paste made of finely ground beef and high-fructose corn syrup directly into his digestive tract. We can call him the Emperor of Fatkind.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

He needs more than that. In a few years, if he hasn't died by then, Boogie will be making low effort rant videos from a Golden Throne-type life support system that holds his massive necrotic bulk together and keeps his blood artificially pumping while injecting a nutritional paste made of finely ground beef and high-fructose corn syrup directly into his digestive tract. We can call him the Emperor of Fatkind.

Sorta reminds me of this:

 

[The Ether Is Real]

I've actually seen the future, I know what happens to Boogie.

This is how it ends.

 

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

Via S&T: this doesn't look healthy, does it?
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Not fat-sack-of-shit-unhealthy, but more "wheelchair when"-unhealthy.

That’s the type of skin tone I want to use for my nurgle army.