YT 2/11/20 - Live Reading of SNT Vs Sonichu

Can't believe I'm saying this, but its nice being able to see Chris on camera again after so long. He doesn't look as unwell as I was thinking he was. Obviously his mental illness is getting worse, but seeing him do something on his own volition and not in an interview/discord/reaction is like a breath of fresh air.
Really, nigga. What show were you watching. He's beginning to look like this.
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Bet he has a gunt rash.
 
So, Chris tries to be all exciting and mysterious about the big event, even hinting coyly that it may be of interest to a certain 3 individuals! What is he going to do? Will he start drawing the next issue of Sonichu live? Will we witness him attempting a polyamorous threesome with Magi-Chan and Silvana using glove puppets and cardboard cutouts? Will Da Merge actually unfold before our unworthy eyes?

He reads a crappy fanfic for several hours, fails at convincing us of awesome psychic powers yet again, and whines a lot while begging for a considerable sum of money (of which some stupid arsewipe gives him a large chunk). His occasional spazzes at his poor pets and pizza pranks are the only things of note.

CPU Goddess Blue Heart, I am disappoint. Bring back Classic Chris.

Edit: never mind his man-tits, his gut will soon have its own weather system.

Further Edit: that look of infantile desperation on his face as he cuddles 'Magi-Chan...and Cryzel' is almost enough to make me feel sorry for him. Deep down, he knows none of his bullshit is true.
 
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If not for the pizza pranks I would have tapped out. Whoever did that? You win dude.

In a way I feel bad for the pizza place having to cook that pizza and sending a kid to deliver it, just to be told he has to go back.
But seeing Chris get so pissed he had to "Namaste" to calm down did get a chuckle out of me.

Also, I'll never get used to Chris's skinny legs. He's like a chicken. Sticks for legs and a massive torso.
 
Just like I expected, she missed the point of the story. It's suppost to make fun of her bullshit so I knew she won't get it. That's ok, hope she reads the sequel, I'm currently working on the 3rd installment
Chris NEVER learns. He's had Vivian's story, Asperchu, this story, and many other spoofs of his life handed to them and chris nowadays just says "Well, those were Chris chans of ANOTHER reality. I'm actually the all good, super hero of all reality. the CPU goddess!" Separating himself from the lessons people tried to teach him.

After sitting through this 3 hour abortion, I think chris KNOWS what the story is trying to say but these lessons depress the fuck outta him so he plays pretend to feel like some kinda big shot in life. He's running away from reality in favor of a nice, friendly, pleasant fantasy. Ironically, the exact thing his story counterpart does. He KNOWS, he doesn't actually believe in the merge. Its just a game of pretend to put on a happy face while things turn to shit.

If nothing else, I hope chris streams again. Those pizza delivery pranks were funny as hell.
 
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Just like I expected, she missed the point of the story. It's suppost to make fun of her bullshit so I knew she won't get it. That's ok, hope she reads the sequel, I'm currently working on the 3rd installment
For the sake of @TheOnlyYamchaFan sanity, can keep it to fucking novella length next time?
 
I've never heard any dog barks like the ones shown here.

It literally "AAAARRRRGGHGHHHH". They sound sick. They sound like they've never had real oxygen from the outside and just inhale hoard fumes.

The ASPCA would freak over this.
What spooked me was when the first time the pizza guy showed up. Chris goes to the door, the dogs bark, then whine like they were kicked, then go quiet for a while. I swear it then sounds like he wants to put them in the basement to keep them quiet. Then there's when he violently shoves the cat off his bed when it's trying to kill the stream by playing with the camera.

For the sake of @TheOnlyYamchaFan sanity, can keep it to fucking novella length next time?
I"a Cthulhu Fhtagn! I"a Cthulhu Fhtagn!
That would be wonderful.
 
I"a Cthulhu Fhtagn! I"a Cthulhu Fhtagn!
That would be wonderful.
listening to that shit was like being a liquidator at the Chernobyl reactor, I could only stand it for 90 seconds at a time. As soon as that high pitched cartoon voice broke out, I was gone. The kids these days like the to throw around the word “cringe”, but I physically winced more than once.
 
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