Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

[Dan Abrams]

I believe not, but I have heard that people over 350 pounds get special treatment.

There is a giant scale outside the front doors and if you weigh in at over 350, you eat for free. I almost went in during my last trip to Vegas but decided I'd hate myself too much if I ate their 8 patty, 12,000 calorie burger.

 

[Hatoful Dandy]

There is a giant scale outside the front doors and if you weigh in at over 350, you eat for free. I almost went in during my last trip to Vegas but decided I'd hate myself too much if I ate their 8 patty, 12,000 calorie burger.

They'll even wheel whomever finishes their massive burgers out to their car in a wheelchair.

 

[Davis O'Shaughnessy]

I don't think he has enough money for that shit.

No surgery addicts have the money for it, there is always someone ready to loan it though. It just seems like it's the easiest way for him to "improve" and Boogie seems keen to do things the easy way.

 

[Frokaccino]

They'll even wheel whomever finishes their massive burgers out to their car in a wheelchair.

Probably more convenient to keep the hearse parked around the back for boogie, the true challenge however is finding one big enough for his fat ass. Maybe they'll have to cut him in quarters and have a hearse for each.

 

[Ashley Lynne Coulter]

@A Kiwi Lurking I laughed at this. This is super grim. We're dissecting him already? He's not even dead yet!

 

[PonelessBizza]

Probably more convenient to keep the hearse parked around the back for boogie, the true challenge however is finding one big enough for his fat ass. Maybe they'll have to cut him in quarters and have a hearse for each.

Even that would have a chance of not being able to fit

 

[KiwiJoe]

If his feet/legs get amputated, how will be walk again? Will it be wheelchair for life from now on or he's gonna get some prosthetics or what?

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

If his feet/legs get amputated, how will be walk again? Will it be wheelchair for life from now on or he's gonna get some prosthetics or what?

Fear boogie on a scooty puff. Boogie won't settle for just a simple wheelchair

 

[Astro Galactic Megalul]

I've seen double diabetees and it isn't pretty. They can't just slap another leg on like they snapped in those chompers and everything's going to be fine.

Soon we'll have Jack Scalafini and Boogie permanently in wheelchairs(I think Jack is still in the chair right?) Chantal accepting her scooterior future, and AL once again openly eating herself to death.

2020 is going to be a roller coaster to the grave.

The question is, will there be a race?

 

[PonelessBizza]

The question is, will there be a race?

There should be one

 

[Astro Galactic Megalul]

There should be one

And I don't mean race to the grave, that's already happening. Just to clarify: Wheelchair race.

 

[PonelessBizza]

And I don't mean race to the grave, that's already happening. Just to clarify: Wheelchair race.

I'd still love to see that happen

 

[Jeb-sama]

Good idea. I just need to edit the Mancubus sprite set to give it Boogie's teeth + curly hair and it would be basically indistinguishable.

I gave it a shot

 

[Cowboy Christ]

I gave it a shot

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Gave you an inch, you took Route 20.
I nearly died from laughter thanks to the fuckin' dog.

 

[Rat Lord]

Whoa his legs have gone full barney the dinosaur purple. The beetus' will take his legs soon for sure that seriously looks very alarming, why he hasn't had it looked at yet is beyond me.

 

[Spergichu]

Fear boogie on a scooty puff. Boogie won't settle for just a simple wheelchair

Finally, a man worthy of fucking Mobility Mary.

 

[Overcast]

Reads front page post regarding Boogie stomping on burgers with diseased looking legs

Clicks on link

...I don't know what I expected.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

@A Kiwi Lurking I laughed at this. This is super grim. We're dissecting him already? He's not even dead yet!

Kenshiro tried to ATATATATATA him, but Boogies fat absorbed the blows.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Kenshiro tried to ATATATATATA him, but Boogies fat absorbed the blows.

Just have to move the fat out of the way to strike the pressure point.

 

[Billy_Sama]

Is there already a picture of Boogie as the Corpus Dwarf on the mechanical spider legs from Morrowind yet?