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Did he blow his head off? Or did he demonstrate his psychic powers again?
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- Thread starter Clown Doll
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Did he blow his head off? Or did he demonstrate his psychic powers again?
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- Feb 27, 2013
I always watch Chris videos on a private tab so I'm logged out of my account. I'm not even joking. I don't want to open YouTube and see Chris staring at me from a thumbnail, or worse yet, Sockness disgusting potato-head.
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He used his psychic power to make a water bottle fall from his hand.
look at it this way, you’re a trend setter.
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- Jun 12, 2019
Considering actual vveens pranked pizza places into going to 14 branchland court twice last night I legit thought you meant sending Chinese food to Chris.
Eh I'm sure it'll blow over once the next sperg kinght who gives Chris something that wastes a lot of cash makes the CWC updates. We're mostly just messing with you like college roomies making fun of each other. Kiwifarms it's like college with the mentality of a middle school boy's room.
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He won't live that long.
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Hmmm, he didn’t sound too sick yesterday. Maybe one of the delivery guys sneezed on his pizza knowing where it was going.
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Or maybe, he's just lying to get a reply from Tara.
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- Aug 13, 2018
Well from his birthday tweet to Tara Strong, he's been having a cold for a couple of weeks now. The real question is when will he inherit Bob's heart condition?
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Assuming this isn’t a flat-out lie (Which it almost certainly is) he’s probably just suffering from seasonal allergies and thinking it’s a cold. Or he might’ve gotten a sinus infection from somewhere and he’s too much of a dumbass to go to the doctor, thinking his crystal water bottle will heal him.
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Part of me - the sadistic part - really, really hopes that Silicone Tara gets to see those tweets. Between Chris's random Spanish interjections, his overly-desperate 'hey, I can RELATE! stuff, and his blithe announcement that he's a deity, he'd probably ensure that she'd block his creepy arse for sure, and for good. Even the most shamelessly thirsty bronies don't declare themselves goddesses. Just ramps up their nervousness about you from 'stalker' to 'fucking batshit insane stalker'.
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You’d think that’d be his first sign he’s not a diety.
RustyNail(her)
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That went from a happy birthday wish to a pity party really quick. Why is he always sick now? I can't tell if his years of terrible diet and litle exercise are finally catching up to him, or if he just says he's sick constantly so it excuses him laying in bed all day watching cartoons.
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Somebody make a coronachan joke yet?
Also motherfucker gets sick a lot. Dude's immune system is shitting it's pants.
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Years of eating like a teenager in college thinking he'd be one forever coupled with the filthy conditions. It's a wonder Chris hasn't gotten the damn Corona virus yet I know the chances of him going to the actual China have been on par with getting his favorite China but it's spreading all over.
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I always thought he did (Wendy's and CutCo), but like college, I guess that was his parents' doing. I wonder how Barb feels about mainstreaming Chris in his early years?
I guess she doesn't give a fuck, cause she's still getting his money.
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I'd be shocked if Chris voluntarily got a job at Wendy's and wasn't forced into it by his parents.
It seems radically out of character for Chris to want to do any work that doesn't involve his autistic obsessions.
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When you say early years, I'm assuming you mean till he was around 18. I think Bob realized he fucked up raising Chris at his HS graduation. Barb, I think realized mistakes were made when they started getting odd calls like the "chris is going to kill himself" call, when Chris was jacking off with "julie". If she didn't start having regrets then, probably at the vehicular assault trial.
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Honestly if Chris remained in his “classic” persona (the seemingly wholesome yet dorky autist) , he’d probably be able to attract some lonely asian girl; they speak mostly english in the Philippines. He’d be able to have his loyal, doting, maternal girlfriend due to asian values, and she’d probably attempt to turn 14BC into something resembling a normal household. But maybe that’s waaaay too optimistic.
Cardboard Box Mountain
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I grant you there are women who will tolerate almost anything. Criminal records, poor income, etc... if the man is good to them and sometimes even if he's not so good. I don't see Chris being good to any woman or having anything that would make up for his deficiencies. He wants a servant and would expect her to put up with the hoard, Barb, his disgusting habits and his abuse of the animals. She would be working 2 jobs to keep the lights on and he would constantly beg her for lego money while she hid the credit cards and checkbook (which his name would not be included on) in a tampon box. Even a slovenly whale who grew up poor wouldn't want to deal with him.