DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Si vis pacem para bellum]

It's been mentioned, but Kat is apparently making Phil watch other (better) Youtubers' playthroughs now, which is absolutely hilarious because you know Phil hates every second.

I mean I like the imagery of him being aware enough to realize they aren't watching his stuff and enjoying it ala MST3K or something, and being resentful of the YTer but more realistically it's like how many husbands/boyfriends get corralled into watching garbage just to spend time with/build goodwill with their partners who lack an actual hobby.

 

[Salubrious]

Phil is ranting about the detractor videos which are often edited together with clips of him saying one thing followed by a clip from a different day (or sometimes the same video) contradicting himself (sometimes flat-out lying)---but he claims there's no proof he lies. So the videos he hates are themselves the proof, yet there's no proof....ummmmm...how can you argue with that logic?

Sadly I see that a lot now; if you can say that the source of information is bad then you can ignore the actual information.

Usually I see this a lot in the fat acceptance movement. If you cite scientific studies at them that obesity is terrible for long-term heath, they just scream that doctors and scientists are bigoted against fat people and thus can be ignored. Same logic for DSP - only detractors and the "mentally ill" put those complications together so you can ignore anything they are saying because they just hate DSP.

Although my personal favorite is someone on the left said something that was either stupid or dishonest (I forget; probably both) and then when someone archived their article so they couldn't change it, the author claimed that archive.is was an alt-right hate site.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

I know right? You can’t just simply find Phil’s AHHHHAHHHHAHHHH laughter annoying, you can’t just find his singing to fill the dead air of his commentary annoying, you have to be part of this complex bandwagon, brainwashed essentially, to hate him.

Exactly. It's coping and extreme denial with his situation.

He's a douchebag and universally not liked by a lot of people. This is where his absolutes come in where he clumps everyone that dislikes him as some sort of conglomerate of mass hatred based off sheep mentality.

Phil did this way back then as well when he was really behind his King of Hate moniker. But instead of using it as a scapegoat as he does now, he coped by it somehow fueling his ego and how it motivates him. Well, seeing that it was all bullshit in hindsight because he seemed to turn it around as more of a defense mechanism because well, he actually seems to care now that people don't like him.

 

[Pepper Jack]

MightyD posted GamerJLee's response to Phil calling him out during the minecraft stream. It is a good listen.

He confirms Phil is an asshole in person, Panda was a cunt in person, and Rambo & OJ were genuine people.

He also shares insight that Phil would go into mod chat demanding people be banned ala Wingsofredemption.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

I love this tweet because it shows how much Phil cannot really think for himself and is trying to act like he's better than a Video Game Shop. Maybe I'm using a little too much peanut brain power on this but I have a few things to say about just a simple 12:00 AM tweet.


Alright first of all, great gif by the way there. Does he realize the source of it? Probably not but it's episode 5 : "Delusional Imports" from a show called Akiba Ranger, where Red and Green Ranger(Powerful Rangers) are typical American dudebros and sport the red and white stripes on their collar and belt. Main character is obsessed with figures and even transforms with the power of his Waifu gun/sword.

That aside, it's pretty fuckin' grand for him ,a 37 year old with a swimsuit model for a wife, to go to the store just to shake his head. Because without Gamestop in general, he wouldn't have been able to return his used discs while keeping his empty cases to giveaway to his beloved fans. The same store that he was dependent on to get the videogames to make content. I'm sure that was very fun and exciting for him to perform that brave act.

Now he realizes the store is filled with video game t-shirts, figures and what have you. For him to act like he's above that is hilarious when he is seen almost daily wearing some cringey teenage video game shirts while has thousands of dollars worth of figures stuffed in the closet. You aren't fooling anyone, old man.

Where the videogames, huh? Well, seeing it's Phil he didn't really think too hard on this one. He probably doesn't realize he might be part of the problem here because he exclusively buys games digitally. So they had to do what Phil never does and expand ways of making money by selling more types of video game shit.

Maybe he had a good buzz going, reminiscing about his own playthrough of God of Axe Throwing while playing Bejeweled: Oiled Man Edition, and thought of how much a fun time that he had to share his mundane experience going outside for once.

Anyway thank you for joining my Tedx talk.

 

[Gotta Groom Em All]

Damn, looks like the Minecraft rant on Monday really poked the hornet's nest and fired up the spergs. Really enjoying the reading in here so far, especially the stuff about the NPD that Phil shows every warning sign of.

Of all the gold bricks in that rant, the thing I found the most hilariously offensive was in the very beginning when someone tipped him and asked, "what would you do if you walked into your house and saw me sitting on your couch?"

His answer: "I'd immediately beat the shit out of you, then throw you out of my fucking house, then call the police, then I'd have you arrested" snake laugh

Oh Phil. I'd give a lot of money to see you fight someone. Anyone. My hype for a "Burnell vs _____" title fight would be more than if Mike Tyson announces he's coming out of retirement.

Edit: pig ups PigPigGo

 

[Pepper Jack]

Damn, looks like the Minecraft rant on Monday really poked the hornet's nest and fired up the spergs. Really enjoying the reading in here so far, especially the stuff about the NPD that Phil shows every warning sign of.

Of all the gold bricks in that rant, the thing I found the most hilariously offensive was in the very beginning when someone tipped him and asked, "what would you do if you walked into your house and saw me sitting on your couch?"

His answer: "I'd immediately beat the shit out of you, then throw you out of my fucking house, then call the police, then I'd have you arrested" snake laugh

Pig ups PigPigGo

Oh Phil. I'd give a lot of money to see you fight someone. Anyone. My hype for a "Burnell vs _____" title fight would be more than if Mike Tyson announces he's coming out of retirement.

Lowtax vs DSP MMA match.

Their spines of dust would crumble with both falling into a motionless lump on the mat.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

does anyone know if someone archived dsp amiibo rant im kinda curious of what he said

I hope so because Phil privated that video which Gamerj pointed out.

Also the group photos with Completionist compared to Phil+Rambo says a lot with that body language. There's like a foot gap between them in the photo.

 

[johnny5150]

Panda was a cunt in person

lets face it..Panda did have Resting bitch face

 

[MightyBob69]

from a show called Akiba Ranger

You can just call it Power Rangers, weeb.

 

[PieceofShet]

Stolen from Lipjan.

Beyond pathetic.

 

[BlackDragoons]

lets face it..Panda did have Resting bitch face
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I would still hit it.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

I love this tweet because it shows how much Phil cannot really think for himself and is trying to act like he's better than a Video Game Shop. Maybe I'm using a little too much peanut brain power on this but I have a few things to say about just a simple 12:00 AM tweet.
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Alright first of all, great gif by the way there. Does he realize the source of it? Probably not but it's episode 5 : "Delusional Imports" from a show called Akiba Ranger, where Red and Green Ranger(Powerful Rangers) are typical American dudebros and sport the red and white stripes on their collar and belt. Main character is obsessed with figures and even transforms with the power of his Waifu gun/sword.

That aside, it's pretty fuckin' grand for him ,a 37 year old with a swimsuit model for a wife, to go to the store just to shake his head. Because without Gamestop in general, he wouldn't have been able to return his used discs while keeping his empty cases to giveaway to his beloved fans. The same store that he was dependent on to get the videogames to make content. I'm sure that was very fun and exciting for him to perform that brave act.

Now he realizes the store is filled with video game t-shirts, figures and what have you. For him to act like he's above that is hilarious when he is seen almost daily wearing some cringey teenage video game shirts while has thousands of dollars worth of figures stuffed in the closet. You aren't fooling anyone, old man.

Where the videogames, huh? Well, seeing it's Phil he didn't really think too hard on this one. He probably doesn't realize he might be part of the problem here because he exclusively buys games digitally. So they had to do what Phil never does and expand ways of making money by selling more types of video game shit.

Maybe he had a good buzz going, reminiscing about his own playthrough of God of Axe Throwing while playing Bejeweled: Oiled Man Edition, and thought of how much a fun time that he had to share his mundane experience going outside for once.

Anyway thank you for joining my Tedx talk.

Wait a minute, do you mean to tell me that a business having a hard time making money due to a change in the market is trying to adapt as best they can? Business degree Phil says that's not possible nor a thing that companies do. This is clearly bugged inventory mechanics, nothing gamestop could do dood.

 

[Si vis pacem para bellum]

Damn, looks like the Minecraft rant on Monday really poked the hornet's nest and fired up the spergs. Really enjoying the reading in here so far, especially the stuff about the NPD that Phil shows every warning sign of.

I've met a lot of people with very mild to moderate cases of NPD through work, but our Gout King is a textbook case. It's difficult to look away.

lets face it..Panda did have Resting bitch face
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Did you hear her in the interview while she played Twisted Metal with some dude? She's absolutely brainless then like a child. Arrogant, bitchy, just...stuff like that made it hard to believe that she had changed until I chatted with others here on the topic of what her life was like and how much growth she probably underwent going from a supported child to a position of having to cook and clean for the pigroach, work to support the house, and fight off his sexual advances to push rope her way. It was eye opening to apply that information to her last spats with him before she escaped the pigpen.

You can just call it Power Rangers, weeb.

I had to look it up myself but it's literally not apparently, but some kind of parody show made by another company but the scene looks startlingly like the original run of power rangers I grew up with.

 

[Gotta Groom Em All]

Stolen from Lipjan.

Beyond pathetic.
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Anyone gonna do it? No? Well someone's got to... sigh...

Oh by the way, Geoff Keighley agrees with me.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Wait a minute, do you mean to tell me that a business having a hard time making money due to a change in the market is trying to adapt as best they can? Business degree Phil says that's not possible nor a thing that companies do. This is clearly bugged inventory mechanics, nothing gamestop could do dood.

It was also brought to my attention and I feel stupid for not remembering, but Toys R' Us isn't really a thing anymore. So to me it's a smart move to integrate more ways of revenue for what seems to be a dying store and picking up the slack with the video game toys and merchandise. Lil' ol me would have been fuckin' floored and would have killed for a Megaman figure.

It's just hilarious that a man in debt filing bankruptcy acts like he's above them.

Last I heard there are moving towards Gaming lan centers. So they are still trying to stay afloat while we have Goutman here trying to once again, kick others while they are down to feel he's not as much of a failure.


Edit:

I had to look it up myself but it's literally not apparently, but some kind of parody show made by another company but the scene looks startlingly like the original run of power rangers I grew up with.

Yeah, it's a Wapanese comedy show with Sentai/Power Ranger shit. The villain is played by a pornstar. That episode was based off the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers that most westerners remember.

Just funny to me with context, giving that the Power Rangers act like what the Japenese think Americans are like and integrated them to the Red/Green Ranger, and the main character of the show is obsessed with figures and has a waifu which somewhat is relative to Phil's collection and what seems to be disgust with the idea of "waifus".

 

[johnny5150]

[/QUOTE]

Did you hear her in the interview while she played Twisted Metal with some dude? She's absolutely brainless then like a child. Arrogant, bitchy, just...stuff like that made it hard to believe that she had changed until I chatted with others here on the topic of what her life was like and how much growth she probably underwent going from a supported child to a position of having to cook and clean for the pigroach, work to support the house, and fight off his sexual advances to push rope her way. It was eye opening to apply that information to her last spats with him before she escaped the pigpen.

i wouldn't be surprised if her life was a living hell being with the manchild.
I havent heard about the last spat they had?

 

[Gotta Groom Em All]

fight off his sexual advances to push rope her way

Isn't part of the lore that Panda has an abnormally high libido and DSP has basically zero? I seriously doubt that Phil ever pushed Panda for sex. On the contrary I think the opposite happened quite often, Panda face down ass up, begging, while the goutfather rolled over and pretended to be asleep

 

[WeeblesWobble]

Isn't part of the lore that Panda has an abnormally high libido and DSP has basically zero? I seriously doubt that Phil ever pushed Panda for sex. On the contrary I think the opposite happened quite often, Panda face down ass up, begging, while the goutfather rolled over and pretended to be asleep

There were quite a few jabs she made at Phil about not getting fucked enough.

 

[PenskeMaterial]

Stolen from Lipjan.

Beyond pathetic.
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Oh and by the way, Doritos Pope agrees with me. LMAO.