Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[lolwatagain]

Another terrible movie idea that isn’t original. Imagine my shock.
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Isn't that just Ant Man and the Wasp?

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Isn't that just Ant Man and the Wasp?

Yep. He’s even ripping off an MCU movie of course.

 

[Drunk and Pour]

Another terrible movie idea that isn’t original. Imagine my shock.
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More Basement Bob and his billion dollar ideas. For one, I remember playing a game like this back in the day, don't know if it was Hot Wheels or Micro Machines, or just some generic small car racer. It was fun because it was a video game and you got to control your microcar.

This will be a Billion dollar franchise just like Battleship, because *EVERYBODY* knows it.

And this is basically Antman and his Superior Female Partner in Every Way. His billion dollar idea is just what he consumed, and was considered kind of lackluster, by a multibillion dollar international corporation that has been around for almost a century.

This dude is so stupid, he doesn't even realize his inspiration for a movie is the literal movie he watched and reviewed a year ago, except the difference is the brand name.[/quote]

And shrieking over Tulsi being on Hannity.
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"Shocker" is what he wants to give her.

This again shows how Bob has no moral center. Besides Hillary's stupid as shit accusations that Tulsi is a Russian agent, and she has the audacity to talk to Joe Rogan and Fox News, what policy position does he disagree with?

Fuck I can't even try to get into this moron's head. Just waste away, Bob.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

Another terrible movie idea that isn’t original. Imagine my shock.
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And shrieking over Tulsi being on Hannity.
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The problem with Bob's "Hot Wheels" movie idea is that if the technology to shrink things was ever developed, it wouldn't just be used to move a few vintage cars, it would probably be used in various military and scientific applications to revolutionize warfare and technology as we know it. For a while, it would probably only be known to a few people, and used in clandestine operations until the knowledge of the technology had finally leaked out to the masses at large. It's doubtful it would ever be used for purely commercial applications - not until the technology became widely known and by that time, life on this Earth might be so changed, that we barely recognize it.

One movie that uses shrinking technology very well is Fantastic Voyage, which has a group of scientists entering a submarine, getting shrunken down, and being injected into the body of an ailing scientist who has important technological secrets that will become lost if he isn't cured. It's implied that the shrinking technology will radically change the world as soon as it's perfected and the tension of the story revolves around keeping said shrinking technology away from the Soviet Union.

If Bob really wants a "Cars shrunken down and confused for Hot Wheels" movie, he could have the cars be highly technologically advanced spacecar weapons that get shrunken down by a group of evil spies who burst into the laboratory where they were developed with the intent to steal them and smuggle them out of the country. A few of the scientists who worked on the space cars get shrunken down by accident, and they hop in the now shrunken spacecars and drive them away, escaping the evil spies. Once out on the street, the shrunken supercars run into a small boy who mistakes them for Hot Wheels, scoops them up and takes them home. It's up to the teeny scientists to escape from the boy, find more fuel to power their supercars (they had to use it all up in their escape attempt,) and find a way to get the cars to the authorities and restored to their regular size before the evil spies track them down. There. You now have a premise for a throwaway kids movie based on a toy franchise. The whole thing could be 3-D animated by Illumination for a song. Yer welcome. I want ten percent of the take from the toy sales in exchange for this idea.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

"Shocker" is what he wants to give her.

This again shows how Bob has no moral center. Besides Hillary's stupid as shit accusations that Tulsi is a Russian agent, and she has the audacity to talk to Joe Rogan and Fox News, what policy position does he disagree with?

Fuck I can't even try to get into this moron's head. Just waste away, Bob.

Cinema Robert doesn't actually have policy positions. If he did, he would be able to at least grudgingly acknowledge what Trump and Musk have done for space travel. He has his team and the enemy team. Everything else is just justifications.

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

Cinema Robert doesn't actually have policy positions. If he did, he would be able to at least grudgingly acknowledge what Trump and Musk have done for space travel. He has his team and the enemy team. Everything else is just justifications.

It's like that one fan made Overwatch comic where Reaper shows up on a team of almost all Overwatch agents, with the justification being "Fuck the red team" as Reaper just wants to win the match. The justifications are paper thin, it's all us vs. Them and he doesnt care who he has on the "us" side.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

It's like that one fan made Overwatch comic where Reaper shows up on a team of almost all Overwatch agents, with the justification being "Fuck the red team" as Reaper just wants to win the match. The justifications are paper thin, it's all us vs. Them and he doesnt care who he has on the "us" side.

I'd say it's more like he cares very deeply who's on the "us" side, he just doesn't care what they're actually doing, just what their general image is in pop culture Hollywood politics. So it'd be more like if Reaper was like, "I'm on the blue team. Fuck the red team. Kill 'em all. Because they're on the red team. Blue good, red bad, no other details matter. Why is blue team good? Because they're blue. It doesn't matter if they've done horrible things, or if there's a bunch of reasons I should hate them. They're inherently good because they're blue. Same in reverse for red. It doesn't matter if they do something good, they're bad by virtue of being red."

There are lots of politispergs who are like this to a degree, Bob is just a particularly bad case, especially since his own values don't even line up well with his "team."

 

[BScCollateral]

If Bob really wants a "Cars shrunken down and confused for Hot Wheels" movie, he could have the cars be highly technologically advanced spacecar weapons that get shrunken down by a group of evil spies...

I have bad news for you: I'm pretty sure that was an episode of Chip 'n' Dale's Rescue Rangers.

 

[Emperor Julian]

Anyway, Spacedad does seem to be the exact caliber of leftist Robert would be on good terms with.

Spacedads observations here are particulary funny because he acted like a total cunt during GG and it did nothing to improve the situationfor quinn and Anita, turned him into a laughting stock and his posts where often used for rhetorical advantage by gamergate. If Gamergate was actual Nazi's Spacedad should have been awarded he Grand Cross of the German Eagle for foreighn supporters of the reich.
It's unsurprising Bob and him are on the same beat, kindred spirits to the core.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

The problem with Bob's "Hot Wheels" movie idea is that if the technology to shrink things was ever developed, it wouldn't just be used to move a few vintage cars, it would probably be used in various military and scientific applications to revolutionize warfare and technology as we know it. For a while, it would probably only be known to a few people, and used in clandestine operations until the knowledge of the technology had finally leaked out to the masses at large. It's doubtful it would ever be used for purely commercial applications - not until the technology became widely known and by that time, life on this Earth might be so changed, that we barely recognize it.

One movie that uses shrinking technology very well is Fantastic Voyage, which has a group of scientists entering a submarine, getting shrunken down, and being injected into the body of an ailing scientist who has important technological secrets that will become lost if he isn't cured. It's implied that the shrinking technology will radically change the world as soon as it's perfected and the tension of the story revolves around keeping said shrinking technology away from the Soviet Union.

The fact that you snubbed the greatest shrinking movie ever, Downsizing, is an affront that cannot be ignored! Tiny Matt Damon may forgive you but movie genius idea man Moviebob and I will not!

 

[Mola Ram]

The fact that you snubbed the greatest shrinking movie ever, Downsizing, is an affront that cannot be ignored! Tiny Matt Damon may forgive you but movie genius idea man Moviebob and I will not!
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Innerspace says go fuck yourself.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

With all of his ideas clearly being nothing but remakes and rehashes, one would think Robert would fit right perfectly with the current business model, philosophy, and strategy of Disney. But he's too unlikeable to be hired nor taken seriously.

 

[King Dead]

With all of his ideas clearly being nothing but remakes and rehashes, one would think Robert would fit right perfectly with the current business model, philosophy, and strategy of Disney. But he's too unlikeable to be hired nor taken seriously.

There's a key difference between Disney's remakes and Blobbo's ideas. Disney is producing cheap, soulless knockoffs of their existing properties, but they at least manage a pastiche of familiarity with the concept. You're not going to get a very different story from the original. It's played safe to a fault, but it works well enough because of that. When parents want to take their kids to the movies, they know that a Disney remake is going to be a safe bet, and it'll tick their own nostalgia boxes from watching these movies when they were younger. It doesn't hurt that there really don't seem to be a whole lot of kids' movies released in theaters these days, so Disney has more or less cornered the market, to the tune of a hefty pile of cash with every remake.

Bobby, on the other hand, seems to believe that the correct way to remake any franchise is to subvert expectations a la Rian Johnson, which for him generally means "come up with the dumbest way to flip a story around and then praise yourself for being so smart to think it up." His ideas are often built on spite towards existing fans of a series or people he hates ("Terminator except the bad guy is the mayonnaise ghouls"), or they come from a place of sheer insanity ("Care Bears but it's Paradise Lost"). And that's when he's not ripping off material that he's already seen before, such as the "Hot Wheels movie but they're shrunken cars" that is literally pulled from Ant-Man and the Wasp. Top it off with his insistent claim that each one of his retarded ideas is a "billion-dollar franchise," and you've got yourself a standard MovieBob film idea.

Disney's remakes are bland and safe. Robert's hot takes are actively antagonistic or incomprehensible. Even if he had any sort of clout to be noticed, nobody would hire him for any of his garbage concepts.

 

[BR55]

There's a key difference between Disney's remakes and Blobbo's ideas. Disney is producing cheap, soulless knockoffs of their existing properties, but they at least manage a pastiche of familiarity with the concept. You're not going to get a very different story from the original. It's played safe to a fault, but it works well enough because of that. When parents want to take their kids to the movies, they know that a Disney remake is going to be a safe bet, and it'll tick their own nostalgia boxes from watching these movies when they were younger. It doesn't hurt that there really don't seem to be a whole lot of kids' movies released in theaters these days, so Disney has more or less cornered the market, to the tune of a hefty pile of cash with every remake.

Bobby, on the other hand, seems to believe that the correct way to remake any franchise is to subvert expectations a la Rian Johnson, which for him generally means "come up with the dumbest way to flip a story around and then praise yourself for being so smart to think it up." His ideas are often built on spite towards existing fans of a series or people he hates ("Terminator except the bad guy is the mayonnaise ghouls"), or they come from a place of sheer insanity ("Care Bears but it's Paradise Lost"). And that's when he's not ripping off material that he's already seen before, such as the "Hot Wheels movie but they're shrunken cars" that is literally pulled from Ant-Man and the Wasp. Top it off with his insistent claim that each one of his exceptional ideas is a "billion-dollar franchise," and you've got yourself a standard MovieBob film idea.

Disney's remakes are bland and safe. Robert's hot takes are actively antagonistic or incomprehensible. Even if he had any sort of clout to be noticed, nobody would hire him for any of his garbage concepts.

God I still love the "Care Bears but it's Paradise Lost" pitch.
"Terminator but Skynet is the good guy" is dumb but "Care Bears meets Paradise Lost" is just so fucking retarded and so out of left field it just kills me every time.
The climax being an Avengers style team up to take down an Old Testament God figure is just the cherry on top.
The Terminator Secret Good Guy Skynet pitch is fucktarded but it at least makes "sense" as an inversion of the actual thing.
Lucifer Dark Heart being cast down from the magical land of Carealot is insane even by Bob standards.
The only thing that comes close in sheer tonal clash and ridiculousness is the Mario and Luigi "It's a Brooklyn thing" Bowser beadown.

 

[XtrmGamr719]

God I still love the "Care Bears but it's Paradise Lost" pitch.
"Terminator but Skynet is the good guy" is dumb but "Care Bears meets Paradise Lost" is just so fucking exceptional and so out of left field it just kills me every time.
The climax being an Avengers style team up to take down an Old Testament God figure is just the cherry on top.
The Terminator Secret Good Guy Skynet pitch is fucktarded but it at least makes "sense" as an inversion of the actual thing.
Lucifer Dark Heart being cast down from the magical land of Carealot is insane even by Bob standards.
The only thing that comes close in sheer tonal clash and ridiculousness is the Mario and Luigi "It's a Brooklyn thing" Bowser beadown.

Can I get screenshots and archives at this ideas of exceptionalism?

 

[Mola Ram]

Can I get screenshots and archives at this ideas of exceptionalism?

Not an archive, but Bob is generally too stupid to take these embarrassments down. (And if he does now, we'll know you're reading, chubs.)

Pitch Me, Mr. B: "CARE BEARS"

Well, then. We've finally reached the end point of this little experiment. With CAPTAIN PLANET , MEGA MAN (now to be a real thing, for bet...

moviebob.blogspot.com

EDIT: haha holy Christ it's been too long since I read this abomination:

This is it: Our final battle, the Care Bears versus The Cloudkeeper - a revolt of The Angels against their self-appointed creator-god.

Bob should literally be institutionalized.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Does anyone know who actually owns the Care Bears IP?

 

[XtrmGamr719]

Not an archive, but Bob is generally too stupid to take these embarrassments down. (And if he does now, we'll know you're reading, chubs.)

Pitch Me, Mr. B: "CARE BEARS"

Well, then. We've finally reached the end point of this little experiment. With CAPTAIN PLANET , MEGA MAN (now to be a real thing, for bet...

moviebob.blogspot.com

I realize that it was a mistake to ask about Bob’s movie ideas.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Not an archive, but Bob is generally too stupid to take these embarrassments down. (And if he does now, we'll know you're reading, chubs.)

Pitch Me, Mr. B: "CARE BEARS"

Well, then. We've finally reached the end point of this little experiment. With CAPTAIN PLANET , MEGA MAN (now to be a real thing, for bet...

moviebob.blogspot.com

EDIT: haha holy Christ it's been too long since I read this abomination:



Bob should literally be institutionalized.

There is an archive from 2016. The internet never forgets, Bob.

 

[BR55]

Not an archive, but Bob is generally too stupid to take these embarrassments down. (And if he does now, we'll know you're reading, chubs.)

Pitch Me, Mr. B: "CARE BEARS"

Well, then. We've finally reached the end point of this little experiment. With CAPTAIN PLANET , MEGA MAN (now to be a real thing, for bet...

moviebob.blogspot.com

EDIT: haha holy Christ it's been too long since I read this abomination:



Bob should literally be institutionalized.

It must have been a truly spicy Mt Dew marinated chicken that induced Bob to think "the world needs to see the Care Bears wage a War in Heaven and this time Michael won't be there to save God The Cloudkeeper"!
Like I'm torn between thinking this is so braindead it needs to be purged from the world and thinking this is so batshit that it kinda needs to happen.
"Care Bears meets Paradise Lost" even Alex Jones would tell Bob to lay off the crack pipe.