YT 2/11/20 - Live Reading of SNT Vs Sonichu

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

The tard who sent him 100$ messaged him in Hawaiian "Aloha a hoʻomālamalama i koʻu kaikaina ʻōpio! "
Which google translates to "Love and enlighten my younger sister!"
I swear the people who give money to Chris are more exceptional than he is.
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Throw him into Kilauea and let Pele have him.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

The way those dogs yelped in fear when Chris went to see what was making them bark was horrible. Trying not to be moti, but damn...

An obidient dog would quiet themsleves with one command phrase under patience training, then there's Chris. I don't think he wanted another dog, until Barb pestered him to get one for her, then got another for himself. I guess when Chris got Patti, Bob did most of the care for that dog.

 

[Spergichu]

The way those dogs yelped in fear when Chris went to see what was making them bark was horrible. Trying not to be moti, but damn...

An obidient dog would quiet themsleves with one command phrase under patience training, then there's Chris. I don't think he wanted another dog, until Barb pestered him to get one for her, then got another for himself. I guess when Chris got Patti, Bob did most of the care for that dog.

Well that’s Chris for you. He couldn’t be assed to train the dogs when he got them yet he throws a shitfit and probably beats them when they don’t behave.

 

[Looney Troons]

Thank you for doing your best to transcribe this, @TheOnlyYamchaFan. You are clearly doing Godbear’s work (and I sincerely pray you don’t subject yourself to another 3-hour spergfest, fuck)

 

[dirtydeanna96]

Thank you for doing your best to transcribe this, @TheOnlyYamchaFan. You are clearly doing Godbear’s work (and I sincerely pray you don’t subject yourself to another 3-hour spergfest, fuck)

This is only a summary. A transcription will require both more work, and more autism.

 

[JULAY]

He actually is wearing a skirt D: (I had no idea until I rewatched the stream and saw it when he got up, sat down or leaned back like in the screen cap below)
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When you wear a skirt you have to sit a certain way...but I guess it's delusional of me to think he would ever adhere to any kind of social norm.

He gets fatter with every new appearance. Now he looks like some sort of autistic blob.

 

[somethingrandom987]

For anyone who had to sit through that cringy live-stream, you have my respect and I am really sorry you had to sit through that. Reading the rest of the story shouldn't have taken over 2 hours but of course because it is Chris, he has to complain about everything and go on tangents. By the time he was finished, you would have found a cure for cancer.

Anyway, I'm probably going to end up wasting a lot of hours on watching this live-stream myself over and over again if I want to learn all I can from it. But from what I can gather, I think she does know what she is doing is wrong but refuses to accept it or change for the better. Exactly the moral of the fan fiction. I'm just happy that all of the ways I made fun of him in the story I think he knew what I was talking about, but refused to claim responsibility like you are suppose to when you make a mistake.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

I have some spare time in hand right now. Dare I try that?...

I do love how, near the end, Chris once more proclaims the reality of Magi-Chan and Cryzel, drapes loving arms around thin air, then sags back onto his bed heavily and gracelessly, his arms moving involuntarily in such a way that they'd place a painful choke hold on both if they weren't just figments of his blinkered imagination.

 

[Bardle-B Jones]

Just like I expected, she missed the point of the story. It's suppost to make fun of her bullshit so I knew she won't get it. That's ok, hope she reads the sequel, I'm currently working on the 3rd installment

It’s “The Girl Who Brought Down the World “ all over again.

Chris just doesn’t get satire or commentary anything deeper than surface level.

A Girl Who Brought Down the World - CWCki

sonichu.com

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

I skipped through many parts (Chris's squealy little girl voice hurts my ears), but did anyone keep count of how many bottles of water Chris drank during the 3 hour reading? I swear it was 5 or 6.

Assuming the bottles are 500ml, Chris would have drunk the best part of three litres of water. Sure, some medications make you thirsty, but a litre of water an hour? Yeah, it's better than soda at least, but a litre an hour?

One of the first warning signs of diabetes is excessive thirst...

 

[Chan Fan]

I skipped through many parts (Chris's squealy little girl voice hurts my ears), but did anyone keep count of how many bottles of water Chris drank during the 3 hour reading? I swear it was 5 or 6.

Assuming the bottles are 500ml, Chris would have drunk the best part of three litres of water. Sure, some medications make you thirsty, but a litre of water an hour? Yeah, it's better than soda at least, but a litre an hour?

One of the first warning signs of diabetes is excessive thirst...

I thought it was a little odd to take water that's already in a bottle and put it into another bottle but maybe I'd do the same if I had a water bottle that cost $84.

Also I'd like to think the goddess could have foreseen the pizza pranks but *shrug

 

[Hogar Grupal]

He gets fatter with every new appearance. Now he looks like some sort of autistic blob.

He is Snorlax's son. Chris inherited most of his personality and genetics from his mother. The only thing Chris inherited from his dad is hereditary heart disease.

 

[Looney Troons]

I thought it was a little odd to take water that's already in a bottle and put it into another bottle but maybe I'd do the same if I had a water bottle that cost $84.

Also I'd like to think the goddess could have foreseen the pizza pranks but *shrug

I strongly believe the only reason he’s drinking so much water is because the crystal inside is now a source of his powers. He’s using water now, but once he realizes that he can pour whatever it is he wants in it (and the crystal doesn’t do anything), he’ll be pourin’ soda in.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Suggestion to change this thread title to "Chris spergs for three hours trying to read snt fanfic?"

Also love how when he gets off the pillows to use the shitter they look all flat and squished like saying they were supposed to go to a little girls room and rest her head at night not this ogre's fat ass! Kinda like that aok short about those mlp toys a filthy neck beard bought.

Plus I think I hear a phone ringing in the background maybe there is a demensional merge going on only Chris's house isn't turning into the cwcvile mayor's office, it's becoming the baker house from resident eVIL.

Edit: 42:23 again with the damn loud belching! God he's got the manners of a fucking farm animal and yet still has the audacity to claim he's really a kawi cute pony goddess. And when he came back he claims it's his method of meditation...to whoever wants the task of translating this garbage may God have mercy on your soul

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

The tard who sent him 100$ messaged him in Hawaiian "Aloha a hoʻomālamalama i koʻu kaikaina ʻōpio! "
Which google translates to "Love and enlighten my younger sister!"
I swear the people who give money to Chris are more exceptional than he is.
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So Chris netted at least $132.47 by sitting on his bed, reading a story with goofy voices, and yelling at his dogs. That's honestly not bad overall.

Well that’s Chris for you. He couldn’t be assed to train the dogs when he got them yet he throws a shitfit and probably beats them when they don’t behave.

Well, we know Barb probably used to absolutely lose her shit when she was upset, so it stands to reason Chris inherited that bit of hillbilly parenting. Thank god he doesn't have a kid otherwise it would be "Shake baby until it stops crying".

 

[A Grey Cat]

So Chris netted at least $132.47 by sitting on his bed, reading a story with goofy voices, and yelling at his dogs. That's honestly not bad overall.



Well, we know Barb probably used to absolutely lose her shit when she was upset, so it stands to reason Chris inherited that bit of hillbilly parenting. Thank god he doesn't have a kid otherwise it would be "Shake baby until it stops crying".

"I'm sorry heartsweet, I thought if I shook her enough Crystal would stop crying...I was kinda right."

But yeah I'd bet money Chris gives those poor dogos a kick to shut them up and thinks it's just "asserting dominance."

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

Thank you for doing your best to transcribe this, @TheOnlyYamchaFan. You are clearly doing Godbear’s work (and I sincerely pray you don’t subject yourself to another 3-hour spergfest, fuck)

Doing this was the only way I could stand watching chris bloviating for 3 hours. It was actually kinda fun taking the piss outta him in real time.

 

[Oregano]

Almost 3 hours of Chris just reading a story. In a way, this is some of the most interesting content I've seen from him in a bit.
I refuse to watch the whole thing (I barely made it through the parts I did watch), but God. Imagine how awful it is to be a Chandler pet. I physically recoiled when he screamed, "SHUT UP!" Gotta love how the CPU Goddess act wears off the second something doesn't go his way.
These dogs are malnourished, neglected, and fat. They haven't felt fresh air in god knows how long. Their owners are two loons who almost never acknowledge their existence. They don't get played with, petted, the few meals they do get are slowly killing 'em, and to top it all off, they probably get beaten.
I know the topic of "does Chris actually beat his dogs?" comes and goes whenever they're mentioned, but this stream only adds to it being true. (Plus that clip of him screaming at his cat and shoving it off the bed. Did he shove it off with the bottle? Fucking Christ.)

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

That cat's Baby. If you read the transcripts to date of the 'Photographing The TSSSF Deck' article on the CWCki, you'll find a bit where Chris loses his shit at her and chases her off again, including a bit that we don't see but do hear of what sounds very like some empty plastic container - a bottle, perhaps - being hurled, presumably at the poor cat. As the author says, much as I try not to attack Chris needlessly, that's a moment where I think 'yeah, fuck you, Chris'.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

That cat's Baby. If you read the transcripts to date of the 'Photographing The TSSSF Deck' article on the CWCki, you'll find a bit where Chris loses his shit at her and chases her off again, including a bit that we don't see but do hear of what sounds very like some empty plastic container - a bottle, perhaps - being hurled, presumably at the poor cat. As the author says, much as I try not to attack Chris needlessly, that's a moment where I think 'yeah, fuck you, Chris'.

He told us to not troll him about Baby (I hate how he named it that, by the way) and we can see why.

Hes the one already trolling the cat.