Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

Looks like Boogie has finally taken stock of his situation and got his act together. Might as well lock the thread, the ride is over.
How long until beetus legs gets called out for harassing the tik tok preteens for burger smashing videos
 
71k views on that last video, 63k on the burger smashing one, 4.39 million subs. His channel is dead. No wonder he's trying to go viral on Tik Tok now.
The teens move ever onward. A lot of people in the industry shat their pants when they realized youtube subs were an ever churning pool. Lots of ad money dumped in on the concept that once subbed, that person was a lifetime watcher, a perfect ad candidate. Instead, it was people that usually were 9-13 for the gaming channels who forgot all about their account once they hit high school.
 
When Boogie's and onlyusemeblade's legs finally fall off from the beetus/alcohol they can corner the market on wheelchair IRL streaming. They can call it Hot Wheel Homies or the Dorks of Hazzard or something.
It will definitely be "Dorks of Hazzard", along with a story that the Dukes of Hazzard tv show was the only thing that kept him going in between beatings and rapings from his mother, father, both siblings, and the dog. This was always a lifelong passion for Boogie, and don't you dare question him on why he is just now bringing this up.
 
I rate this video and comment with the biggest fucking :optimistic: in the world.
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The teens move ever onward. A lot of people in the industry shat their pants when they realized youtube subs were an ever churning pool. Lots of ad money dumped in on the concept that once subbed, that person was a lifetime watcher, a perfect ad candidate. Instead, it was people that usually were 9-13 for the gaming channels who forgot all about their account once they hit high school.
Not to mention, there are a significant number of people out there who just make new accounts every time they get a new device because remembering secure passwords is a bitch.

I wouldn't be surprised at all if 90% of Boogie's subscribers are accounts that haven't been logged into for over a year.
 
Looks like Boogie has finally taken stock of his situation and got his act together. Might as well lock the thread, the ride is over.

Jesus. In the first 2 minutes he just can't help himself from attempting to avoid responsibility for his own pathetic behavior. While shilling his TikTok channel, he explains that he created it "as a joke, when all the hate started happening".

That's an interesting way of framing the ridiculous garbagefire that he set ablaze in his sad attempt to own the haterz.

But poor innocent Boogs, forever a victim of those mean internet bullies (worse than rapists, because rapists believe in raping!) who have the gall to point out his dishonesty and manipulation! Our hefty hero is just trying to live his best life, squishing burgers between his toes and the hate just happens out of nowhere!

I also find it amusing that right after he proudly declares that his life has improved so much without Twitter, he makes sure to tell us all the other social media he fence-sits and attention-posts on. I give him another 2 weeks until he's back with 100 misspelled hot takes.
 
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I know I'm late on this, but this is not gout. It's either PAD or diabetes. It makes me shudder.

Def not gout. Venous insufficiency related to obesity and diabetes. The larger someone is, the more surface area has to be covered for veins to return blood to the heart. Veins have one-way valves to help prevent blood that's returning to the heart from backing up and going the wrong way. But with venous insufficiency, these valves begin to fail. So blood begins to back up and the vessels start to bulge and burst, leading to the discoloration. But hey, at least his legs aren't all ulcerated and necrosed (yet).
 
I'm still just completely impressed this dude won't make the move and take Every Damn Day Fitness's guiding. He could literally make more money being an irl streamer, fuckin livestream his workouts and meal consumption throughout the day. FFS even play Ringfit Adventure, which is the best of both worlds. Like seriously, he's nocturnal which happens to be when Twitch is most active, and he wouldn't have to resort to grasping at the straws he has left to continue floating on through life like a turd in the stream.

Not only this, but the dude has a Vive. He could do a full playthrough of the new half-life game, a hot ass game that is bound to get a shitton of attention when it comes out next month. Anything that gets this fuck off his ass and moving around is good for his health and livelihood. Just sayin
 
I'm still just completely impressed this dude won't make the move and take Every Damn Day Fitness's guiding. He could literally make more money being an irl streamer, fuckin livestream his workouts and meal consumption throughout the day. FFS even play Ringfit Adventure, which is the best of both worlds. Like seriously, he's nocturnal which happens to be when Twitch is most active, and he wouldn't have to resort to grasping at the straws he has left to continue floating on through life like a turd in the stream.

Not only this, but the dude has a Vive. He could do a full playthrough of the new half-life game, a hot ass game that is bound to get a shitton of attention when it comes out next month. Anything that gets this fuck off his ass and moving around is good for his health and livelihood. Just sayin

What part of this nearly 800 page thread makes you think he actually wants to get off his ass and move around? He likes being an obese slug that whines constantly. That's his natural habitat.
 
This is the "cam girl" that he did the burger stunt with. It's sad what passes for a "cam girl" these days. This chick ain't even an Arkansas 6.

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Boogie2988 vs. Onlyusemeblade: Who's foot will be amputated first?
I think Blade will first but Boogie will too not long after.
Diabetes kills your dick. None of these hamcows are bonin'.
I would struggle to find the will to live if my body was in as bad shape as Boogie. I guess all the money he has and his food addiction keeps him going?
 
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