DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[actually]

By any chance, was anyone reading this logging chat via aN IRC client? My computer restarted of its own accord, so I missed most of the stream. I can use overrustle if I need to, but an IRC log will be more accurate.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

He doesn't play anime fighters. It's an arc sys game and he never likes their stuff or avoids them completely.

We already went over this a few days ago and someone in his chat pointed out it’s only an anime fighter in terms of looks(and he claims to like anime) it’s a much slower more methodical fighter like street fighter. He’s still going to write it off and not play it(and I can’t blame him, there’s a lot of other triple A games in March and April for him to dump 60 bucks on)

The real problem is the person you replied to, phil wouldn’t buy any Asia territory version early because that would require him to go through the hassle of making a foreign PSN account and buying psn cards only for that territory, he ain’t doing all that to lose in a fighting game a month early lol

 

[DZoomer]

"gamer face"
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It's so fascinating to me how DSP doesn't understand how bad he is as an entertainer.

I don't watch streams much nowadays, but one thing that for sure doesn't happen in a decent stream is the streamer being silent for almost a whole minute. And that happens all the time in DSP's streams.

The sad part is that he apparently takes pride in not watching other streamers. Watching a more successful streamer would probably be beneficial to... Ah, who am I kidding. He'd not learn anything, say that that's just not his style and continue being the same horrible streamer.

 

[Nypical Haterade Comment]

"gamer face"
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The sound effects add to how disgusting he looks.

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

The sad part is that he apparently takes pride in not watching other streamers. Watching a more successful streamer would probably be beneficial to... Ah, who am I kidding. He'd not learn anything, say that that's just not his style and continue being the same horrible streamer.

Remember when he was opposing direct-capture? Same kind of mentality. Phil doesn't care what other streamers do because he thinks his way of doing things is superior.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

It's so fascinating to me how DSP doesn't understand how bad he is as an entertainer.

I don't watch streams much nowadays, but one thing that for sure doesn't happen in a decent stream is the streamer being silent for almost a whole minute. And that happens all the time in DSP's streams.

The sad part is that he apparently takes pride in not watching other streamers. Watching a more successful streamer would probably be beneficial to... Ah, who am I kidding. He'd not learn anything, say that that's just not his style and continue being the same horrible streamer.

“See, now here’s the thing -it’s hilarious, fucking idiots in the stream chat- I actually DID start watching the khantent of other streamers!”
“Now, I won’t name any names here, but their playthroughs were EXACTLY THE SAME AS MINE! That’s right, they were making the same kinds of jokes, they were interacting with their audience (which I do), and they were reading donations, just like me!”
“So, I don’t know what people mean when they say ‘OH! Phil, you should be more like other content creators!’ I’m EXACTLY like most other gamers on the internet, it doesn’t matter what I do because idiots will still nitpick me anyway! *Snort* So there you go!@

 

[GuatamaBay]

Not one single person has a valid reason to dislike me,
And if they think they do they can't cite one single piece of evidence of that actually happening,
And if they can it's always from invalid sources,
And if it's not then it's something I don't do anymore.

Phil's such a scrub that he's taken his piglogic for losing Street Fighter games and applied it to his entire life

(Screenshot is taken from a Core-A gaming video btw)

 

[Prince Lotor]

Had a chuckle today thinking about Phil REE'ing about how he 'works his fucking ASS OFF!!!!' when he literally spends 95% of his life barefoot and in pajamas. Like, you only have shoes on 5% of a week at most dood.

 

[actually]

Had a chuckly today thinking about Phil REE'ing about how he 'works his fucking ASS OFF!!!!' when he literally spends 95% of his life barefoot and in pajamas. Like, you only have shoes on 5% of a week at most dood.

Then let me give you another chuckle as he talked about he was "hustling around" during his 3 hour break "doing stuff". Truly a king of suffering we have.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

It’s really weird to me how much dark bans such trivial shit.

He banned some guy tonight for asking what Pokémon he’s sexually attracted to, is this that big of a deal? This is something you just goat laugh to and give some meme answer like “the ones with the biggest tits” or something but he takes it as such a personal attack and it’s just weird.

Even people that are into beastiality or furries probably wouldn’t take offense to someone asking that question in a joking manner. But phil just takes every single thing as a personal attack

I’m debating on just adding this to the list of things proving he’s got such a weak grip on reality, I can’t think of any scenario where someone would take massive offense to this, at worst it’s just a bad joke.

This is also the guy who just the other night said he knows how to roll with a joke or whatever, but if you ask if he’s attracted to any Pokémon he immediately leans in on you like you just threatened to kill his family

 

[Forbidden Math]

The end of this pokemon stream has me mad at the internet. I just don't understand how people can waste $25 a pop to outbid each other for Phil to name a pokemon. WHO CARES?! Oh well, I guess I should just figure out my own scam at this point if even this habitual bad liar can get an audience.

Edit:
Seriously fuck this Cumlordlordofcum kid.

 

[Royalty Free Fish Food]

The end of this pokemon stream has me mad at the internet. I just don't understand how people can waste $25 a pop to outbid each other for Phil to name a pokemon. WHO CARES?! Oh well, I guess I should just figure out my own scam at this point if even this habitual bad liar can get an audience.

Edit:
Seriously fuck this Cumlordlordofcum kid.

The more he gets, the more the bankruptcy takes. If a bunch of morons wanna feed the bank due to autism, go for it. He has so much debt he's just gonna get railed. At best, he'll have some extra sweaty men cards to look at as he moves out of the Wakhando.

 

[Forbidden Math]

The more he gets, the more the bankruptcy takes. If a bunch of morons wanna feed the bank due to autism, go for it. He has so much debt he's just gonna get railed. At best, he'll have some extra sweaty men cards to look at as he moves out of the Wakhando.

Good point, just have to remember he's only going to dig himself deeper the more people give him.

 

[Royalty Free Fish Food]

$337 off the backs of a bunch re.tards. Big ups MidFirst for the money you'll be getting.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

The end of this pokemon stream has me mad at the internet. I just don't understand how people can waste $25 a pop to outbid each other for Phil to name a pokemon. WHO CARES?! Oh well, I guess I should just figure out my own scam at this point if even this habitual bad liar can get an audience.

Edit:
Seriously fuck this Cumlordlordofcum kid.

This "tip war" bullshit is the reason I think Twitch is a horrible, predatory website. Phil's not the only streamer to have benefited from this kind of thing, so I can't really claim that he isn't just a symptom of a larger beast. What I do hate is the "20 minutes left for you guys to beat the $5 top tip!" shit that harps on about all the god damn time and why I think he's fucking immoral.

It’s really weird to me how much dark bans such trivial shit.

He banned some guy tonight for asking what Pokémon he’s sexually attracted to, is this that big of a deal? This is something you just goat laugh to and give some meme answer like “the ones with the biggest tits” or something but he takes it as such a personal attack and it’s just weird.

Even people that are into beastiality or furries probably wouldn’t take offense to someone asking that question in a joking manner. But phil just takes every single thing as a personal attack

I’m debating on just adding this to the list of things proving he’s got such a weak grip on reality, I can’t think of any scenario where someone would take massive offense to this, at worst it’s just a bad joke.

This is also the guy who just the other night said he knows how to roll with a joke or whatever, but if you ask if he’s attracted to any Pokémon he immediately leans in on you like you just threatened to kill his family

This is the kind of thing that lends credence to the notion that he's a porn addict who's ultra-defensive over his "tastes".

 

[actually]

This "tip war" bullshit is the reason I think Twitch is a horrible, predatory website. Phil's not the only streamer to have benefited from this kind of thing, so I can't really claim that he isn't just a symptom of a larger beast. What I do hate is the "20 minutes left for you guys to beat the $5 top tip!" shit that harps on about all the god damn time and why I think he's fucking immoral.

TBH, that's not on Twitch. They don't even get money from tips. That hype train nonsense--absolutely on them. But not the tips. Phil's just a greedy cunt who can't even stick to his own rules. The two last tips came after he declared it was over, and he of course happily clowned it up. Anyway, shoutout to dumb cunt of the night, "cumlord", who spent about $200 to name a pokemon lesbianporn that will never be seen again.

Edit: Quick rundown of the day: Phil got ~$160 in cheers, but $117 of that came from wewiz. He got ~$515 in tips, with about half of that coming from cumlord/succmahdick/lesbianporn, who I'm betting is the same dipshit. So a good chunk of money from a couple of tards who got their NEETbux early or maybe their weekly allowance from mom and dad.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

$337 off the backs of a bunch re.tards. Big ups MidFirst for the money you'll be getting.

Scopely is getting that money. I just wanted to post this pic.

 

[Forbidden Math]

TBH, that's not on Twitch. They don't even get money from tips. That hype train nonsense--absolutely on them. But not the tips. Phil's just a greedy cunt who can't even stick to his own rules. The two last tips came after he declared it was over, and he of course happily clowned it up. Anyway, shoutout to dumb cunt of the night, "cumlord", who spent about $200 to name a pokemon lesbianporn that will never be seen again.

Edit: Quick rundown of the day: Phil got ~$160 in cheers, but $117 of that came from wewiz. He got ~$515 in tips, with about half of that coming from cumlord/succmahdick/lesbianporn, who I'm betting is the same dipshit. So a good chunk of money from a couple of tards who got their NEETbux early or maybe their weekly allowance from mom and dad.

I am convinced cumlord is under the age of 17 and no one will change my mind.

 

[actually]

I am convinced cumlord is under the age of 17 and no one will change my mind.

Possible. My theory is early 20s, single, and job that pays more than they're worth, so they have extra money. And because they grew up watching Phil. they have an emotional state that's roughly that of a teenager. So "cum", "lesbianporn", and "gabe horn" are hysterical to them.

 

[Forbidden Math]

Possible. My theory is early 20s, single, and job that pays more than they're worth, so they have extra money. And because they grew up watching Phil. they have an emotional state that's roughly that of a teenager. So "cum", "lesbianporn", and "gabe horn" are hysterical to them.

Makes me wonder how many people have been emotionally arrested by watching DSP.