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TheKatIsNowGone said:
Makes me wonder how many people have been emotionally arrested by watching DSP.
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Well, if he has fans that are, lets say 20, then it's quite possible they've been watching him since the age of 10 give or take. Maybe I'm wrong though since Phil is not a 'children's entertainer.'
 
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Just saw this on Instagram randomly - this has got to be based on Dave to some degree (minus the political stuff lol)


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DSPGouting said:
Just saw this on Instagram randomly - this has got to be based on Dave to some degree (minus the political stuff lol)


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So, all the text, then? Because all the text has to do with political shit except for the the top left, and Phil doesn't get excited about anything and is almost completely apolitical except for some milquetoast ranting about how bigot humor isn't okay anymore. He hates every game he plays and hides his actual passions because he knows they're shameful and that people would mock him (something I wish more people on the internet would do).

This is retarded.
 
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TheKatIsNowGone said:
Makes me wonder how many people have been emotionally arrested by watching DSP.
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DSPs fans are so strange to me. I have been researching M5NSX aka SpartanKing. He is a 22year old graduate student at Michigan State and he has spent over $500 throwing quarters at Phil.

You are in graduate school in college. You can have friends, parties, and poon and this faggot is unironically watching a 37 year manchild play games miserably to raise tips for virtual sweaty men while in bankruptcy.

 
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RemoveKebab said:
DSPs fans are so strange to me. I have been researching M5NSX aka SpartanKing. He is a 22year old graduate student at Michigan State and he has spent over $500 throwing quarters at Phil.

You are in graduate school in college. You can have friends, parties, and poon and this faggot is unironically watching a 37 year manchild play games miserably to raise tips for virtual sweaty men while in bankruptcy.

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Even ironically throwing quarters at DSP requires an unfathomable amount of exceptionalism IMO. Unless Mr, Spartanking is independently wealthy, I bet that $500 will come in handy when those student loans come out of deferment. Maybe he can follow the GoutLord to bankruptcy court...
 
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WeeblesWobble said:
He doesn't play anime fighters. It's an arc sys game and he never likes their stuff or avoids them completely.
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He did play DBFZ despite it being Arcsys and anime, with predictable results. Likely wanted to sell himself as a huge Dragon Ball fan.

There was a clip where he didn't sound that against GranBlue vs, and he might be more likely to play it after hearing it's not an air-dasher, but he's absolutely going to hate it if he does try it. There aren't many games he doesn't hate, though.
 
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strandedcastaway said:
In a way these fools are more pathetic than Phil. These guys give money to a guy who doesn't care if they live or die and will ban them for any statement that triggers him (and a lot triggers him).
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They are more pathetic than Phil. Phil is walking away with their money. They are walking away with nothing but a condescending shout-out. Or a ban. His contributors get nothing in return, while Phil gets to go rank up in WWE Champions, get drunk on gin, continue to live in his $400,000 khando, and not pay his taxes or creditors. Might as well burn your money than contribute to Phil, because at least you could warm your hands with it.
 
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RemoveKebab said:
DSPs fans are so strange to me. I have been researching M5NSX aka SpartanKing. He is a 22year old graduate student at Michigan State and he has spent over $500 throwing quarters at Phil.

You are in graduate school in college. You can have friends, parties, and poon and this faggot is unironically watching a 37 year manchild play games miserably to raise tips for virtual sweaty men while in bankruptcy.

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It's because the kid was likely 12 when he started watching Phil. It's like some weird, perverse, father-son connection and this 'college graduate' can't cut the emotional cord and move on.
 
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By any chance, was anyone reading this logging chat via aN IRC client? My computer restarted of its own accord, so I missed most of the stream. I can use overrustle if I need to, but an IRC log will be more accurate.
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If you can still connect to twitch chat via IRC I don't mind doing this as well as whoever currently is for redundancy sake.
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Possible. My theory is early 20s, single, and job that pays more than they're worth, so they have extra money. And because they grew up watching Phil. they have an emotional state that's roughly that of a teenager. So "cum", "lesbianporn", and "gabe horn" are hysterical to them.
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Realistically I feel like for some of these people I think we're getting some of their tugboat.
Richard Harrow said:
It's because the kid was likely 12 when he started watching Phil. It's like some weird, perverse, father-son connection and this 'college graduate' can't cut the emotional cord and move on.
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If you listen to that aireandlord or however you spell it rant on DSP from like 2013ish....that is exactly what it is. He got attached to the dude because of bullying in high school (16-17) and has no strong father figure in his life, met DSP in real life and DSP kind of sperges into giving a random fan his real cell phone number which became one of his few real contacts. Now it's like another year or so from that and DSP pulled a DSP and flaked on him for dumb lazy reasons while stealing his game lol and the dude's rant is mostly just petulant child anger. I feel bad for the guy because if you can catch him talking about DSP outside of it he legitimately never got over it. Daddy pissed in his fruit loops and scarred him for life.
 
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SkippyLongbottom said:
I love this tweet because it shows how much Phil cannot really think for himself and is trying to act like he's better than a Video Game Shop. Maybe I'm using a little too much peanut brain power on this but I have a few things to say about just a simple 12:00 AM tweet.
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In fairness, he's pretty miserable and hates video games now outside of their use as a means of revenue. So, yeah, I'm sure it DOES feel different, Phillip.
 
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