Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

[Marchesa of the Vast]

Boogie should just become a body horror streamer.

"Look what oozed out today!"
"How high does my heart rate go when I stand?"
"Hand and Mouth stuff"

 

[Dude Snakes]

They'll even wheel whomever finishes their massive burgers out to their car in a wheelchair.

WTF is with that company?

 

[Hatoful Dandy]

WTF is with that company?

A cautionary tale, apparently

Oh god, Avocado went there too!

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Ugh, my guesses would be Lymphedema, or Corprus.

I believe it's Lymphedema, he made a video years ago talking about why he doesn't fly anywhere or even do a lot of traveling.

 

[Autocrat]

This is the "cam girl" that he did the burger stunt with. It's sad what passes for a "cam girl" these days. This chick ain't even an Arkansas 6.

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Ok Mr.Standards

 

[Pissmaster]

I'm still just completely impressed this dude won't make the move and take Every Damn Day Fitness's guiding. He could literally make more money being an irl streamer, fuckin livestream his workouts and meal consumption throughout the day. FFS even play Ringfit Adventure, which is the best of both worlds. Like seriously, he's nocturnal which happens to be when Twitch is most active, and he wouldn't have to resort to grasping at the straws he has left to continue floating on through life like a turd in the stream.

Not only this, but the dude has a Vive. He could do a full playthrough of the new half-life game, a hot ass game that is bound to get a shitton of attention when it comes out next month. Anything that gets this fuck off his ass and moving around is good for his health and livelihood. Just sayin

Boogie has zero discipline, dude. He can't even keep a podcast going for more than a few episodes. The only way he's managed to keep a YouTube channel going for so long is out of sheer narcissism. If it weren't for that, his channel would have died on the vine ages ago and he'd be living entirely off of welfare and playing pirated games on a 10-year-old hand-me-down shitbox PC.

And still be as fat as ever. You can get a lot of calories out of the McDonalds dollar menu.

 

[You're a Big Guy]

Via S&T: this doesn't look healthy, does it?
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Not fat-sack-of-shit-unhealthy, but more "wheelchair when"-unhealthy.

I wonder if he'll get leg-holes like onlyusemeblade's.

 

[The Wichita Lion]

I wonder if he'll get leg-holes like onlyusemeblade's.

I bet he hopes so, lots of people are talking about Blade's leg and feet holes. In Boogie's mind as long as people are talking about him he doesn't really care what they are saying. If he can chimp out and get some free pity points then all the better.

 

[Carpenter Trout]

Via S&T: this doesn't look healthy, does it?
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Not fat-sack-of-shit-unhealthy, but more "wheelchair when"-unhealthy.

Fucking christ!
Get the chainsaw ready, we'll need to amputate some legs way sooner than you could think.

dem cicciobello doll legs

 

[Kamiii]

Still waiting for a another crying video for some sympathy views

 

[maymaymm]

Still waiting for a another crying video for some sympathy views

those are my absolute favorite from him. I got to make a compilation vid.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

my god his legs might have become gangrenous.

 

[LOOPS]

Old Booger is deteriorating at such a rapid pace that soon there will be nothing left but a set of pristine teeth and a giant puddle of toxic waste

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

If only Boogie's dog had the nuts to bite him back, it'd only take a little nip on the leg to get things rolling.

 

[Masta]

I remembered watching his episode on supersize vs superskinny and specifically remembered the leg scene, so I went back. Shit has gotten so much worse over the years even post weight loss surgery concerning his legs.

Before:

Spoiler: Before

After:

Spoiler: After

 

[Salubrious]

It's weird that I've watched so much "My 600 pound life" that seeing Boogie's legs doesn't even make me blink.

If you want to see a true horror show, look up James K. Or don't. There are near-literal barnicles on his legs from being bed ridden for decades. I have no idea how they haven't already been amputated.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

It's weird that I've watched so much "My 600 pound life" that seeing Boogie's legs doesn't even make me blink.

If you want to see a true horror show, look up James K. Or don't. There are near-literal barnicles on his legs from being bed ridden for decades. I have no idea how they haven't already been amputated.

Oh God, that show is one of my guilty pleasures. Y'reckon Boogie would ever go on a show like 600lb Life? On one hand, he'd love all the attention and he could plug his failing channel, but on the other hand, he'd be obligated to have a proper go at losing some weight.

 

[Salubrious]

Oh God, that show is one of my guilty pleasures. Y'reckon Boogie would ever go on a show like 600lb Life? On one hand, he'd love all the attention and he could plug his failing channel, but on the other hand, he'd be obligated to have a proper go at losing some weight.

I would say no, simply because he wouldn't be able to adhere to the radio silence provision in the contracts. I'm not sure how the Slaton sisters did it.

Before anyone asks, there have been people on the show that have had previous surgery before and then restretched their stomachs like Boogie.

Strangely, they keep finding people so big on the show that Boogie even if he was 500 pounds would be the smallest person on the show (to start) in like three years. Plus his height would also lower his BMI somewhat. The woman on the show this past week was 4'11" and 758 pounds for a BMI of 153. Boogie at 5'9" 500# would "only" have a BMI of 73.8. They've had some bowling balls on this show lately.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

Strangely, they keep finding people so big on the show that Boogie even if he was 500 pounds would be the smallest person on the show (to start) in like three years. Plus his height would also lower his BMI somewhat. The woman on the show this past week was 4'11" and 758 pounds for a BMI of 153. Boogie at 5'9" 500# would "only" have a BMI of 73.8. They've had some bowling balls on this show lately.

4'11" and 758lb. My God.

That's like Boogie plus another half a Boogie.

 

[Salubrious]

4'11" and 758lb. My God.

That's like Boogie plus another half a Boogie.

If we believe Boogie that he is still 340 pounds, these people are literally three times his size on the BMI scale.

Even if we want to say Boogie gained 100 pounds and is 440, the people on this show that are his height are typically in the 750-800 pound range.

It's almost impressive in a morbidly curious sort of way that people that are 750 pounds can still stand up and walk for ANY sort of distance without breaking their legs.