8. On video in front of the town council.
1. Leave your princess gown unzipped in the back to give you more breathing room.
2. Let your cutlets pull the front of your gown down to your waist.
3. Have Miss Rightie, your favorite spontaneous sex partner, reach below the podium.
4. Bring all the counselors to climax by softly moaning into the microphone, "Tampons, tampons, tampons."
9. At the aesthetician's.
1. Find a woman offering waxing services for other women out of her home.
2. Badger her on Facebook until she tells you where she lives.
3. Hammer on her door moaning, "Wax my lady balls, wax my lady balls," while letting Miss Rightie tiptoe through your tulips.
4. Have an explosion of delight when her husband pulls up in the drive and begins chasing you around with his kirpan.
10. At the gynecologist's.
1. Get a referral and make threats until you get an appointment.
2. Strip, hop up on the table before the doctor enters, and put your feet in the stirrups.
3. Moan, "Pap smear me, Pap smear me," when the doctor enters.
4. Let Miss Rightie console you after you find out where your prostate is.