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[W00K #17]

This nigga literally suggested fucking in a high school bathroom. This shit is pathological.

Not to mention I was in high school once, if memory serves the bathrooms were fucking nasty and the last place i can imagine maintaining a boner.

 

[Bob's Vagene]

7 Spontaneous Places to Have Sex on Valentine’s Day (Ranked by Risk)

Valentine’s day is supposed to be the most romantic day of the year, so why does it feel so boring for people in relationships? The typical Valentine’s dinner date can feel cliché and just like any other date night. If you want to spice up your relationship, consider having sex somewhere exciting. These places are sorted by lowest to highest risk level — choose wisely!

1. In a hotel room (Lowest risk)
   1. For a low risk, but fun Valentine’s Day night, book a hotel room for the night for you and your partner.
   2. Decorate the room with rose petals and candles.
   3. Experiment with role play by choosing your alter egos and meeting each other at the bar as strangers.
   4. Bring some kinky sex toys for extra fun.
2. In the car
   1. Find a private area with a beautiful view where you can park your car.
   2. Play some romantic music.
   3. If anyone happens to come by, you’re already in your getaway car.
   4. Be aware that different times of the day offer different risk levels of being caught!
3. On the roof
   1. The roof is a great place for sex in the open air while maintaining some privacy.
   2. Bring some rose petals and candles up there to add some romance.
   3. Always be mindful of your safety!
4. At your old high school
   1. Bring your partner to the football field for some spontaneous public sex.
   2. This is surprisingly romantic, since you’ll be able to look up at the stars.
   3. Be mindful about the timing, security guards could be around.
   4. The high school bathroom (if you can get in) might be an option.
5. In a public park
   1. Visit your local park when no one’s around.
   2. Find a private, covered spot if you want to lower the risk.
   3. Choose the timing wisely, you can definitely get in trouble if you’re caught!
6. On a balcony
   1. This is perfect if you’ll be staying in a hotel for the night.
   2. Use an umbrella if you still want some coverage.
   3. Wondering if the neighbors will see you increases the mystery and arousal and increases the risk.
7. In a public pool or hot tub (Highest risk)
   1. Sneaking into a public pool or hot tub will pump you both with adrenaline!
   2. Bring some wine to get you in the mood.
   3. This is the highest risk for obvious reasons, but no risk no reward, right?

Valentine’s day sex doesn’t have to be in the bedroom. Awaken your adventurous side and try out these spots with your partner. If you want more than just a quickie, pack a premature ejaculation kit to keep the lovemaking going all night long. Have fun and be safe (always remember your condom)!

https://trustednerd.com/2020/02/13/...to-have-sex-on-valentines-day-ranked-by-risk/
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This nigga literally suggested fucking in a high school bathroom. This shit is pathological.

Not to mention I was in high school once, if memory serves the bathrooms were fucking nasty and the last place i can imagine maintaining a boner.

..and a public pool, which is super fucking disturbing considering his 12 year old topless pool party idea.

 

[W00K #17]

..and a public pool, which is super fucking disturbing considering his 12 year old topless pool party idea.

Its nuts how he has to take already creepy shit and then push it next level.

It's not just a pool, its gotta be a public pool.

It's not just a bathroom, it's a HIGH SCHOOL bathroom. Once again demonstrating not just his bathroom fetish, but his fixation on the minors who might be inside. He literally cannot separate the thought of a washroom and adolescent children from each other.

 

[sixthwave]

You can tell by how this article is written exactly how many times Yaniv has had sex.

 

[wabbits]

Durex will state it has no affiliation with Mr. Pud Puller in...

a. 48 hours
b. 24 hours
c. 12 hours

 

[ProtonMailMan]

This bathroom stuff. I am in my early 50s and I literally have NO MEMORY of the bathrooms in high school. Could not tell you one single thing about them--I cannot picture them in my mind's eye--I couldn't find them if I went back to school (which is right down the street as it happens). I have no memory of ever having gone to the bathroom in high school although I must have I went there for four years. Apparently some people lie around at night fantasizing about the topic. The Weird just never ends with this one.....

 

[wabbits]

It's not just a bathroom, it's a HIGH SCHOOL bathroom. Once again demonstrating not just his bathroom fetish, but his fixation on the minors who might be inside. He literally cannot separate the thought of a washroom and adolescent children from each other.

Miriam's Pudsy McPudpuller had to wait until he was in college to have sex on a school washroom floor. He couldn't keep his micro peen in, he said, but he did bang her head against the wall a few times, which is banging, right?

 

[WGkitty]

https://trustednerd.com/2020/02/13/...to-have-sex-on-valentines-day-ranked-by-risk/

6 On a balcony

Is he, uhhh, directing that at me? No Johnathan you're not seeing your neighbors get laid tomorrow night. Fucking weirdo.

 

[snailslime]

https://trustednerd.com/2020/02/13/...to-have-sex-on-valentines-day-ranked-by-risk/

he speaks like he has sexual experience

also lol at his vibrator reviews

 

[Short Stack]

I'm no longer shocked....Every time I've thought he couldn't get any stranger...HE DOES
We can hypothesize on a MH Dx....Quote the DSM (using the DSM 2 he would be institutionalized by now)
Yet he knows no bounds...the sex assault tweets are still up, as Amy is suing him....& he tweets about having sex in a bathroom????????
He's his own goddamn DSM with some sideshow added in
JY is the 1st one I ever chose to follow this past summer...Did I ever pick a winner
So what's his schedual for the coming week?...That might be an idea for a new thread...just a calendar of his court schedual

 

[Second Hand Syringe]

This bathroom stuff. I am in my early 50s and I literally have NO MEMORY of the bathrooms in high school. Could not tell you one single thing about them--I cannot picture them in my mind's eye--I couldn't find them if I went back to school (which is right down the street as it happens). I have no memory of ever having gone to the bathroom in high school although I must have I went there for four years. Apparently some people lie around at night fantasizing about the topic. The Weird just never ends with this one.....

I can remember the smell. The bathrooms always smelled like old farts and stale piss, with the change rooms offering a delicate yet sour bouquet of body odor and gym mats. Not what I'd call sexy. Students would book a private instrument practice room if they wanted to have sex during the school day; the rooms were mostly sound proof and not often used.

 

[oKTrooner]

So what's his schedual for the coming week?...That might be an idea for a new thread...just a calendar of his court schedual

That would be very helpful. Not only would it help me know when to check KF, but also how much charge I will need to keep in my phone..

 

[Unpleasantness]

What a creepy fucking cunt

 

[wabbits]

8. On video in front of the town council.

1. Leave your princess gown unzipped in the back to give you more breathing room.​

2. Let your cutlets pull the front of your gown down to your waist.​

3. Have Miss Rightie, your favorite spontaneous sex partner, reach below the podium.​

4. Bring all the counselors to climax by softly moaning into the microphone, "Tampons, tampons, tampons."​

​

9. At the aesthetician's.

1. Find a woman offering waxing services for other women out of her home.​

2. Badger her on Facebook until she tells you where she lives.​

3. Hammer on her door moaning, "Wax my lady balls, wax my lady balls," while letting Miss Rightie tiptoe through your tulips.​

4. Have an explosion of delight when her husband pulls up in the drive and begins chasing you around with his kirpan.​

10. At the gynecologist's.

1. Get a referral and make threats until you get an appointment.​

2. Strip, hop up on the table before the doctor enters, and put your feet in the stirrups.​

3. Moan, "Pap smear me, Pap smear me," when the doctor enters.​

4. Let Miss Rightie console you after you find out where your prostate is.​

​

 

[cloneconspiracy]

6 On a balcony

Is he, uhhh, directing that at me? No Johnathan you're not seeing your neighbors get laid tomorrow night. Fucking weirdo.

Probably meowing with Miriam when doing so.

 

[Mia Zapata's Ghost]

In a public pool is at the top? That makes his obsession with topless teen pool parties somehow even creepier.

 

[W00K #17]

I'm no longer shocked....Every time I've thought he couldn't get any stranger...HE DOES
We can hypothesize on a MH Dx....Quote the DSM (using the DSM 2 he would be institutionalized by now)
Yet he knows no bounds...the sex assault tweets are still up, as Amy is suing him....& he tweets about having sex in a bathroom????????
He's his own goddamn DSM with some sideshow added in
JY is the 1st one I ever chose to follow this past summer...Did I ever pick a winner
So what's his schedual for the coming week?...That might be an idea for a new thread...just a calendar of his court schedual

I've been in his thread since the night it was first posted and the ride has only gotten wilder. Absolutely top tier cow.

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

6 On a balcony

Is he, uhhh, directing that at me? No Johnathan you're not seeing your neighbors get laid tomorrow night. Fucking weirdo.

,,,
,,,
...
So, you doing anyonething tomorrow?

Just curious.

 

[WGkitty]

,,,
,,,
...
So, you doing anyonething tomorrow?

Just curious.

If you're near Langley drop by and look up at the balconies. I'll be out there on it

 

[ZapThePickle]

If you're near Langley drop by and look up at the balconies. I'll be out there on it

In true kitty cat fashion, hoeing it up on a balcony yowling....wait are we sure Yanny the manny isnt pretending to be WGkitty so he has an enemy so he can go on meowing sessions on the balcony?!

(Joking of course, Wg is a Canadian national hero, deserves the highest maple leaf on the tree)

I mean....I have never been sexually assaulted, so I can't speak for those that have been... But I highly doubt if I was I would be writing nasty sex articles just weeks after such a traumatizing event.


So traumatizing I had to go see a rape trauma center....