Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

I've assisted in enough amputations to know what dead body parts look like. His foot is definitely partially dead. When you cut into it, everything inside has turned to this white gelatin, and feels like rubber. There is no way to undo the damage because the tissue no longer has any components left that can reestablish blood-flow. The sooner he has surgery, the more of his foot/leg he will be able to save.
 
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Ozul said:
I've assisted in enough amputations to know what dead body parts look like. His foot is definitely partially dead. When you cut into it, everything inside has turned to this white gelatin, and feels like rubber. There is no way to undo the damage because the tissue no longer has any components left that can reestablish blood-flow. The sooner he has surgery, the more of his foot/leg he will be able to save.
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My stomach will probably regret this, but what is the white gelatin in the leg? I'd like the full horrorcow description, just in case Boogie reads this and wants a glimpse at his near future.
 
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737 MAX Stan Account said:
How the fuck do you let yourself get to that of obesity?
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reel tawk; once you're used to gorging, your body allows you to consume more and more over time. When fattys cry about how hard it is to lose weight, it's because once you're already fat, eating a "normal" amount of food really does cause hunger pains because your fat pig guts are used used to a truckload of food that it feels like you've under-eaten. You're killing yourself, but your stupid guts think they're keeping everything in check and hit the FUCK SOMETHING'S WRONG PANIC button when you try to change, which is why people cry it's hard to lose weight (because it is) and why dietitians and trainers hammer home over and over again "It's a lifestyle change", because you literally have to retrain your stupid insides to function with less food, and you're gonna feel hungry for like 3 or so months because of it.
 
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Uncle Ted said:
My stomach will probably regret this, but what is the white gelatin in the leg? I'd like the full horrorcow description, just in case Boogie reads this and wants a glimpse at his near future.
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The technical term is "slough," Mainly comprised of collagen, dead white blood cells, fibrin, liquefied tissue and such that basically all rots together into this white gummy sludge.
 
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Ozul said:
The technical term is "slough," Mainly comprised of collagen, dead white blood cells, fibrin, liquefied tissue and such that basically all rots together into this white gummy sludge.
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Hammerstein said:

Comes in chocolate and vanilla flavor.
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if boogie gets desperate enough he'll cut his legs with an X-acto knife and suck it out with a straw while saying trolls drove him to do it

and then threaten suicide once people call him grotesque and disgusting
 
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Testicular Manslaugther said:
Via S&T: this doesn't look healthy, does it?
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Not fat-sack-of-shit-unhealthy, but more "wheelchair when"-unhealthy.
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Has Boogie ever been to a gym before? Even without weight loss in mind, working your muscles do wonders for your health. He doesn't even need aerobic shit, just lift some metal. He strikes me as someone who almost never leaves his chair for anything. It's probably too late to fix anything (I don't believe that) but anything is better than nothing. If you do it enough you eventually enjoy it, but Boogie is probably so far gone that he'd flee from a dumbbell like it's radioactive material. He's probably going to end up like Chance Carmichael. From the outside looking in, Boogie strikes me as the guy who only takes measures to lose weight for appearances, and not the cosmetic appeal kind of appearances.
 
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The Un-Clit said:
As a man who has (and now controls) the Diabeetus, I can say this with complete accuracy. Boogie has the 'beetus.

This is pure edema and low circulation. If he dosen't start wearing compression socks, cutting down his sodium levels, eating metformin and januvia, and above all LOSING FUCKING WEIGHT, he's gonna start losing toes and be bound to taking insulin injections for the rest of his life.

Because no matter what, his lifestyle and health dysfunctions boil down to a single cause:
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Yup. If you get the beetus you better learn to be hardcore asap. You eat lean protein and nonstarchy vegetables, period. You fucking work out however you can and do it such that you ramp it up not just make a token effort..... or you die horribly.
 
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MarvinTheParanoidAndroid said:
Has Boogie ever been to a gym before? Even without weight loss in mind, working your muscles do wonders for your health. He doesn't even need aerobic shit, just lift some metal. He strikes me as someone who almost never leaves his chair for anything. It's probably too late to fix anything (I don't believe that) but anything is better than nothing. If you do it enough you eventually enjoy it, but Boogie is probably so far gone that he'd flee from a dumbbell like it's radioactive material. He's probably going to end up like Chance Carmichael. From the outside looking in, Boogie strikes me as the guy who only takes measures to lose weight for appearances, and not the cosmetic appeal kind of appearances.
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The only lifting Boogie does is lifting his fat ass out of the computer chair to walk to the fridge. Although pound for pound, that's probably more weight-lifting per day than most people do.
 
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Hammerstein said:

Comes in chocolate and vanilla flavor.
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Now I'm just remembering how my granddad had this shit before he died. I thought he was turning into candy as a kid so I poked him a lot with a spoon.

Also adding to the weight loss shite, if I can go from 210 in July of 2019 to currently being 168 thanks to active lifestyle change, weights, and less eating (not even changing what I eat) then an attention whore like Boogie can.
 
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MarvinTheParanoidAndroid said:
Has Boogie ever been to a gym before? Even without weight loss in mind, working your muscles do wonders for your health. He doesn't even need aerobic shit, just lift some metal. He strikes me as someone who almost never leaves his chair for anything. It's probably too late to fix anything (I don't believe that) but anything is better than nothing. If you do it enough you eventually enjoy it, but Boogie is probably so far gone that he'd flee from a dumbbell like it's radioactive material. He's probably going to end up like Chance Carmichael. From the outside looking in, Boogie strikes me as the guy who only takes measures to lose weight for appearances, and not the cosmetic appeal kind of appearances.
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Dude have you seen his ring fit video? When he has to do squats he fucking bends over. This guy has no concept of working out
 
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Lick Joe said:
Now I'm just remembering how my granddad had this shit before he died. I thought he was turning into candy as a kid so I poked him a lot with a spoon.
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Fukken lmao

It's amazing how so many internet personalities (fats in general) come crashing down when they aren't positioned in their perfect spot to hide all physical failures. It's like chick's doing those "above the head" angled photos to hide their folds and give an illusion of depth.

In other words, boogie has reached peak e-thot levels of obfuscation.
 
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MarvinTheParanoidAndroid said:
Has Boogie ever been to a gym before? Even without weight loss in mind, working your muscles do wonders for your health. He doesn't even need aerobic shit, just lift some metal. He strikes me as someone who almost never leaves his chair for anything. It's probably too late to fix anything (I don't believe that) but anything is better than nothing. If you do it enough you eventually enjoy it, but Boogie is probably so far gone that he'd flee from a dumbbell like it's radioactive material. He's probably going to end up like Chance Carmichael. From the outside looking in, Boogie strikes me as the guy who only takes measures to lose weight for appearances, and not the cosmetic appeal kind of appearances.
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he used to swim a lot
 
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