TGWTG The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler and Rachel Baker / @RaeAngel07 - The touching romance between a washed-up videogame reviewer throwing a decade-long pity party and his delusional Canuck stalker. #weaknotsick #donttellmehowtosulk

[Bowser986]

Stupid arrogant M***** F***** doesn't know what real hell is. he has people who supports him and wants him to do better even when there are real conflicts in personality and belief systems. But he's so arrogant, so stuck up he's clear he knows everything and once he's decided in his mind something is something, then it's impossible for reality to crack the shell to crack the nuts inside. Instead of shouting to the world how, "wait, I still function!," he should remember that one type of personality stands, and another defeatist type falls. People have waited an eternity for this man to roll up a prime number and be better than he was before. He should ask himself why he throws his precious life away so recklessly. So what if he has to detonate three quarters of what's holding him down. It's better than four quarters. There's a universal greeting you give yourself in a time like this, and it's that even if you go down, you give the world a humongous repair bill.
Someone with his nose so high in the air, he should claw tooth and nail to stay afloat if he's going to cop these attitudes. How can people who genuinely don't like him (not me) have a sense of satisfaction if they keep going down so easily? A pissant like him might not think there is a God, but He has summoned everyone for a purpose in life. If he thinks nobody, especially a deity can summon him, well it pleases me that this is a first.
Every damn fiction he's probably been exposed to from a kid until now had people who gone through their darkest hour, and had to light the way. Because things are not going as he presupposes, he gives up announcing his failure and success at the same time. Noah: superior. Everyone cheering for him: inferior. He's not even 40 yet. He hasn't seen miracles yet. Experience, Spoon, you should learn to appreciate it.
The man should stop being so DAMN ARROGANT. Sometimes begging for help for his life helps, although sometimes not often. His pathetic attitude is something that must be stopped, no matter the cost. He's judging his life openly with the same contempt he quietly judges everybody else. And I have nothing but contempt for this court. He's got this snotty attitude about how life should go, but life can be infinitely more horrible and wonderful, more than you can imagine, Noah.
There's more people that he realizes who wants him back on track. Offer expires while you wait, operators standing by.

I'm honestly starting to wonder if he's terrified of a miracle in his own life turning around in a way he doesn't want to happen because it would validate other people he doesn't like for their beliefs and life choices. Unlike him, I've got better things to do than die.

Calm down

 

[RumblyTumbly]

I just thought of something. I don't know entirely how Patreon works, but I was wondering...

The measly sub-$400 that Spoony makes on Patreon now. How much of that money goes to Patreon? They get a cut of that money, right?

 

[RJ MacReady]

I just thought of something. I don't know entirely how Patreon works, but I was wondering...

The measly sub-$400 that Spoony makes on Patreon now. How much of that money goes to Patreon? They get a cut of that money, right?

The public figure shown is after Patreon's cut to my knowledge.

 

[The Dude]

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Really need to take a look at Noah's candle budget at this point.

If Spoony is going to keep up with this "Poor me! I have sad brains! Woe is me. Boo-hoo!" crap, I wish he would at least be honest with people like this who are just trying to encourage him. Instead of telling people "I can't" he needs to be honest and say "I won't". As with "need" and "want", there is a world of difference between "can't" and "won't". Spoony can get himself out of this rut, but he won't. He can go to therapy and take it seriously, but he won't. He can make changes and better himself, but he won't. I know Bi-Polar 2 is a bitch to live with. Believe me, I know. But it can be dealt with and someone who has it can live a happy, relatively normal and productive life.

Stupid arrogant M***** F***** doesn't know what real hell is. he has people who supports him and wants him to do better even when there are real conflicts in personality and belief systems. But he's so arrogant, so stuck up he's clear he knows everything and once he's decided in his mind something is something, then it's impossible for reality to crack the shell to crack the nuts inside. Instead of shouting to the world how, "wait, I still function!," he should remember that one type of personality stands, and another defeatist type falls. People have waited an eternity for this man to roll up a prime number and be better than he was before. He should ask himself why he throws his precious life away so recklessly. So what if he has to detonate three quarters of what's holding him down. It's better than four quarters. There's a universal greeting you give yourself in a time like this, and it's that even if you go down, you give the world a humongous repair bill.
Someone with his nose so high in the air, he should claw tooth and nail to stay afloat if he's going to cop these attitudes. How can people who genuinely don't like him (not me) have a sense of satisfaction if they keep going down so easily? A pissant like him might not think there is a God, but He has summoned everyone for a purpose in life. If he thinks nobody, especially a deity can summon him, well it pleases me that this is a first.
Every damn fiction he's probably been exposed to from a kid until now had people who gone through their darkest hour, and had to light the way. Because things are not going as he presupposes, he gives up announcing his failure and success at the same time. Noah: superior. Everyone cheering for him: inferior. He's not even 40 yet. He hasn't seen miracles yet. Experience, Spoon, you should learn to appreciate it.
The man should stop being so DAMN ARROGANT. Sometimes begging for help for his life helps, although sometimes not often. His pathetic attitude is something that must be stopped, no matter the cost. He's judging his life openly with the same contempt he quietly judges everybody else. And I have nothing but contempt for this court. He's got this snotty attitude about how life should go, but life can be infinitely more horrible and wonderful, more than you can imagine, Noah.
There's more people that he realizes who wants him back on track. Offer expires while you wait, operators standing by.

I'm honestly starting to wonder if he's terrified of a miracle in his own life turning around in a way he doesn't want to happen because it would validate other people he doesn't like for their beliefs and life choices. Unlike him, I've got better things to do than die.

Spoiler

80% of my sentences were hints of the 1986 Transformers movie script. Come on, guys.

Bah weep grah nah weep ninnybong.

 

[I Love Beef]

Stupid arrogant M***** F***** doesn't know what real hell is. he has people who supports him and wants him to do better even when there are real conflicts in personality and belief systems. But he's so arrogant, so stuck up he's clear he knows everything and once he's decided in his mind something is something, then it's impossible for reality to crack the shell to crack the nuts inside. Instead of shouting to the world how, "wait, I still function!," he should remember that one type of personality stands, and another defeatist type falls. People have waited an eternity for this man to roll up a prime number and be better than he was before. He should ask himself why he throws his precious life away so recklessly. So what if he has to detonate three quarters of what's holding him down. It's better than four quarters. There's a universal greeting you give yourself in a time like this, and it's that even if you go down, you give the world a humongous repair bill.
Someone with his nose so high in the air, he should claw tooth and nail to stay afloat if he's going to cop these attitudes. How can people who genuinely don't like him (not me) have a sense of satisfaction if they keep going down so easily? A pissant like him might not think there is a God, but He has summoned everyone for a purpose in life. If he thinks nobody, especially a deity can summon him, well it pleases me that this is a first.
Every damn fiction he's probably been exposed to from a kid until now had people who gone through their darkest hour, and had to light the way. Because things are not going as he presupposes, he gives up announcing his failure and success at the same time. Noah: superior. Everyone cheering for him: inferior. He's not even 40 yet. He hasn't seen miracles yet. Experience, Spoon, you should learn to appreciate it.
The man should stop being so DAMN ARROGANT. Sometimes begging for help for his life helps, although sometimes not often. His pathetic attitude is something that must be stopped, no matter the cost. He's judging his life openly with the same contempt he quietly judges everybody else. And I have nothing but contempt for this court. He's got this snotty attitude about how life should go, but life can be infinitely more horrible and wonderful, more than you can imagine, Noah.
There's more people that he realizes who wants him back on track. Offer expires while you wait, operators standing by.

I'm honestly starting to wonder if he's terrified of a miracle in his own life turning around in a way he doesn't want to happen because it would validate other people he doesn't like for their beliefs and life choices. Unlike him, I've got better things to do than die.

Spoiler

80% of my sentences were hints of the 1986 Transformers movie script. Come on, guys.

As resident spergmaster, even I have to say settle the fuck down, man.

I legit hate Spoony because like Adam Sessler, the guy was one of the few dickheads who showed the epoch of encouraging dickless insecure nerds being more judgemental, territorial, pissy, exclusive, and prejudiced if they didn't eat, breathe, inject, and endlessly indulge in that one hobby that their backass neanderthal primate brains couldn't handle like the rest of the monkeyfuck autists, outside of being hackeneyed "critics" who just yell and act like manbabies over entertainment if it doesn't check off their "elite taste checklist" as if it will get them laid.

He is an asshole, but that just comes with the territory. Take some time off of here man, I did.

 

[Mango Unchained]

Stupid arrogant M***** F***** doesn't know what real hell is. he has people who supports him and wants him to do better even when there are real conflicts in personality and belief systems. But he's so arrogant, so stuck up he's clear he knows everything and once he's decided in his mind something is something, then it's impossible for reality to crack the shell to crack the nuts inside. Instead of shouting to the world how, "wait, I still function!," he should remember that one type of personality stands, and another defeatist type falls. People have waited an eternity for this man to roll up a prime number and be better than he was before. He should ask himself why he throws his precious life away so recklessly. So what if he has to detonate three quarters of what's holding him down. It's better than four quarters. There's a universal greeting you give yourself in a time like this, and it's that even if you go down, you give the world a humongous repair bill.
Someone with his nose so high in the air, he should claw tooth and nail to stay afloat if he's going to cop these attitudes. How can people who genuinely don't like him (not me) have a sense of satisfaction if they keep going down so easily? A pissant like him might not think there is a God, but He has summoned everyone for a purpose in life. If he thinks nobody, especially a deity can summon him, well it pleases me that this is a first.
Every damn fiction he's probably been exposed to from a kid until now had people who gone through their darkest hour, and had to light the way. Because things are not going as he presupposes, he gives up announcing his failure and success at the same time. Noah: superior. Everyone cheering for him: inferior. He's not even 40 yet. He hasn't seen miracles yet. Experience, Spoon, you should learn to appreciate it.
The man should stop being so DAMN ARROGANT. Sometimes begging for help for his life helps, although sometimes not often. His pathetic attitude is something that must be stopped, no matter the cost. He's judging his life openly with the same contempt he quietly judges everybody else. And I have nothing but contempt for this court. He's got this snotty attitude about how life should go, but life can be infinitely more horrible and wonderful, more than you can imagine, Noah.
There's more people that he realizes who wants him back on track. Offer expires while you wait, operators standing by.

I'm honestly starting to wonder if he's terrified of a miracle in his own life turning around in a way he doesn't want to happen because it would validate other people he doesn't like for their beliefs and life choices. Unlike him, I've got better things to do than die.

Spoiler

80% of my sentences were hints of the 1986 Transformers movie script. Come on, guys.

Spoiler

Seriously though, Noah has ascertained that even if he could get better, he doesn't want to. Muthafucka lived in Hotel Momandad until he was 28, has been indulged and enabled wherever he went and, since his academic period, avoided places that could dictate his conduct. He surrounded himself with people who chortled and jumped at his every word, clinged to his DnD stuff as a way of life and TGWTG deteriorated his path even further. From there, it was almost prophetic that he would pounce on the Twitter podium and spout his smartass hyperbole in every direction like a broken hydrant. GF didn't want to dance to his tune and he couldn't do anything about it? Just ignore her and stress test her loyalty. A prominent political figurehead who's trend-hated? Hello, scapegoat! Muh sorrows hert can I haeb da monies? Good ol' Patreon suckers. Almost like in a DnD session, he ditched every faulty piece in his inventory that doesn't function his way and equipped all others that suit his needs, however toxic they may be, as long as he can continue this abysmal quest.

Edit: Btw @RumblyTumbly @RJ MacReady As a Patreon user I can confirm that it does take a very small bite out of your earnings, not enough to cause serious financial loss however.

Need I say more? Perhaps one thing;
Debits are red, saddums are blue, your attitude stinks and so do you, too - Happy valentines, Spoony!

 

[RJ MacReady]

Further confirmation that Noah's in contact with Miles.

Maybe Miles liked it because it reminded him that his brother has a CS degree and once actually tried.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

I'm sure that's something April heard time after time.

And Miles split Juan's taco

 

[Arthur Morgan]

If Spoony is going to keep up with this "Poor me! I have sad brains! Woe is me. Boo-hoo!" crap, I wish he would at least be honest with people like this who are just trying to encourage him. Instead of telling people "I can't" he needs to be honest and say "I won't". As with "need" and "want", there is a world of difference between "can't" and "won't". Spoony can get himself out of this rut, but he won't. He can go to therapy and take it seriously, but he won't. He can make changes and better himself, but he won't. I know Bi-Polar 2 is a bitch to live with. Believe me, I know. But it can be dealt with and someone who has it can live a happy, relatively normal and productive life.

I don't think he understands the difference. To get back to his old self would require work that won't immediately pay off, so he assumes that means he can't get back.

 

[RJ MacReady]

What I believe to be the most sexually forward comment Noah's made to a female acquaintance since the last time he tried in 2012.

 

[Adamska]

What I believe to be the most sexually forward comment Noah's made to a female acquaintance since the last time he tried in 2012.

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Don't you have to be dead to be a Black Lantern?

I guess his rape fetish evolved.

 

[RJ MacReady]

Miles actually flew in from Arizona to visit Noah. He clearly intimates moving back, as most anticipated.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

Miles actually flew in from Arizona to visit Noah. He clearly intimates moving back, as most anticipated.

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It shows miles cares for his trainwreck of a brother.
Good on him.

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

This whole "I can't express my true feelings so will convey them through my dog (via Twitter to my 10 readers, rather than to the person it's supposedly addressed towards)" is hard-a autism from Noah, he offers so little in return from the emotional burden he places on all around him.

 

[RJ MacReady]

It shows miles cares for his trainwreck of a brother.
Good on him.

I don't think it's commendable. I think it's unfair and (as @Man vs persistent rat touches on) demonstrative of the emotional burden he shoulders his family with.
A nearly forty year old man should not expect his siblings to fly halfway across the country to coddle him. But I think ugliest of all is that it'll change nothing. He's already back to tweeting about inane bullshit.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

I don't think it's commendable. I think it's unfair and (as @Man vs persistent rat touches on) demonstrative of the emotional burden he shoulders his family with.
A nearly forty year old man should not expect his siblings to fly halfway across the country to coddle him. But I think ugliest of all is that it'll change nothing. He's already back to tweeting about inane bullshit.

Eh, I dunno. I can see where you're going with how Noah shouldn't be coddled and I agree, but his family shouldn't completely ignore him either. I think Miles made an attempt to get Noah out of this circle of behavior, of course it failed because spoony likes the misery at this point, but my point is that Miles tried. If he keeps coddling his brother like this, then I'll fully agree with you.

 

[RumblyTumbly]

Don't you have to be dead to be a Black Lantern?

I guess his rape fetish evolved.

Now you know what 'loving you, my way" entails.

 

[The Dude]

And Miles split Juan's taco

Juan but not forgotten.

I don't think he understands the difference. To get back to his old self would require work that won't immediately pay off, so he assumes that means he can't get back.

You don't really "get back to your old self" with Bi-polar Disorder, especially when you've been living with it for years without making any effort to do anything about it. Bi-polar changes you. You can definitely improve, even get to a better place, with treatment and hard work. But you're never the same person, and it's always there looming over your life, waiting for its chance to take control again.

What I believe to be the most sexually forward comment Noah's made to a female acquaintance since the last time he tried in 2012.

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ArmzGunt? Sexy?! *GAG* No. Just...no.

Now you know what 'loving you, my way" entails.

Infrequently, prematurely, and with lots of sobbing and apologizing? Only April and Scarlet can tell us for sure.

 

[BScCollateral]

Commendable yes, smart no. Miles is in a painful position and I don't have the heart to criticize.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

I've got a theory, you can take it or leave it.

Spoiler: Is Noah a closeted furry?

He's LARPing as his dog, dreaming about everybody being dogs, unwarranted discussions about how gross cats are....
Perhaps a furry, or something else along those lines... there just seems to be a missing piece of this puzzle (heh) alongside his shattered ego, failed relationships, braindead atheism, and professional irrelevance that's locking him into a never-ending feedback loop.
In other words, Spoony's no mad dog killer, he is after something.
Like maybe he's afraid to admit it because he knows his old fanbase would ridicule the fuck out of it. . .

Anyways, even if I'm wrong, it would still be funny to see Noah being asked about it.