FemaleGoodra / slugfucker - the Pokemon lolcow to end all lolcows

[fishercat]

And so, we enter another phase of the Slugfucker Cycle.

 

[malegoodra]

Well it's not much but I've got this that cropped up in the Goodra tag

 

[Bluebersaur]

Really?

Reeeeally?

My lord, Slugfucker, you really are an idiot. To think I tried showing you a bit of sympathy and understanding; feh, I should have known better. Delusional fools don't give up with ease.

Somebody stop this ride I want off.

 

[StallChaser]

Really?

Reeeeally?

My lord, Slugfucker, you really are an idiot. To think I tried showing you a bit of empathy and understanding; feh, I should have known better. Delusional fools don't give up with ease.

Somebody stop this ride I want off.

This is the part where the ride "ended" and the only place you can go is a new entrance.

 

[Adamska]

I wonder if this person too has severe psychological damage? Probably, since they decided to follow the world's saddest legacy in the history of sad legacies.

Spoiler: To Slugfucker

You fucked up your one chance. Because you wasted this one chance, I will now happily go back to dissecting just how many ways you need to see a therapist, because man you fruitier and way more batty than a fruit bat. You also choose way stupider things to do with your time than one, and likely would lose to it in any test of achievement.

 

[Meowthkip]

I wonder if this person too has severe psychological damage? Probably, since they decided to follow the world's saddest legacy in the history of sad legacies.

Spoiler: To Slugfucker

You fucked up your one chance. Because you wasted this one chance, I will now happily go back to dissecting just how many ways you need to see a therapist, because man you fruitier and way more batty than a fruit bat. You also choose way stupider things to do with your time than one, and likely would lose to it in any test of achievement.

Spoiler

Don't bring fruit bats into this, they never done anything to nobody.

... Not counting that scene from The Abominable Dr. Phibes, of course.

 

[LordCustos3]

If this is not Slugfucker, then it is a tryhard ween who should be starved of attention.
If this IS Slugfucker, for real for reals, then we should reward him with his own shiny ED page, so that the twoll horde can be alerted and the dataforce of pwnage be doubled.
Attention, we are back at Step 5

If legit confirmation is made, fire at will, gentlemen. Fire at will.

This duplicity will not be tolerated.

 

[Chipmunk's Bounty]

The thing is, he posted on his blog again, and followed it up by deleting everything and changing his blog's layout. Even if this new blog somehow isn't him, he's active again. He was full of shit when he said he was done. He realized we weren't going to back off of his blog and now he's either hunting for a safe haven to spew his bullshit, or he's going to retreat to spamming /vp/ until he thinks we've given up.

 

[Jumpin Jenkins]

I don't even know anymore. Every time I read about Sir Slugsalot, I can hear my brain cells committing suicide one by one.

Spoiler

I don't know why, but I always imagine Sluggsy drawing like this.

 

[Chipmunk's Bounty]

I don't even know anymore. Every time I read about Sir Slugsalot, I can hear my brain cells committing suicide one by one.

Spoiler

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I don't know why, but I always imagine Sluggsy drawing like this.

Sure is good he never posted art and we've never talked about it in this thread before, then.

 

[Meowthkip]

Sure is good he never posted art and we've never talked about it in this thread before, then.

I think some fanfic that was attributed to Slugfucker's was posted.

It was boring and bland as fuck.

 

[Chipmunk's Bounty]

I think some fanfic that was attributed to Slugfucker's was posted.

It was boring and bland as fuck.

I may have missed those entirely. With him trying to lay low, mind sending them my way so I can try a dramatic reading to keep us occupied?

 

[Meowthkip]

I may have missed those entirely. With him trying to lay low, mind sending them my way so I can try a dramatic reading to keep us occupied?

Here and here.

Have fun!

 

[Sailor Failure]

Here and here.

Have fun!

Thanks for posting these, I missed them too. Though I prefer your slugfucker fanfic by far.

 

[Stratomsk]

Goddammit man, he just can't get away from this can he? He had his one chance to fall into the realm of obscurity but instead chose to keep following his bullshit obsession.

 

[Chipmunk's Bounty]

Waiting for my throat to clear up a bit to do the dramatic reading, but the new blog posted again today.

Spoiler

 

[Meowthkip]

Waiting for my throat to clear up a bit to do the dramatic reading, but the new blog posted again today.

Spoiler

I hope Goodrafag 2.0 sent Goodrafag 1.0's family some flowers. They must be completely distraught.

 

[Stratomsk]

Lets all have a moment of awkward silence for the original Goodrafag.

Amen.

 

[Bluebersaur]

Waiting for my throat to clear up a bit to do the dramatic reading, but the new blog posted again today.

Spoiler

This Slugfucker 2.0 doesn't seem so...pushy, I guess? I mean they're still relatively a delusional twit, but so far their blog is more about Goodra being predominantly/preferred female more than just bashing at male Goodras or wishing death upon them and those who use them. They're seemingly more mild-mannered, which is nice but also makes them far less amusing than the original Slimediddler.

If this is the original Gooboy under a new guise, he's doing a damn good job toning himself down with not completely sperging over Goodra (at least not yet). I'm not utterly convinced this is the original Slugfucker, but it's also really difficult for me to believe somebody would actually pick up his crusade and carry on with it.

Definitely keeping an eye on this new blog. Right now they aren't as amusing as original Gooboy, but maybe something will cause them to completely chimp out and become something worth closer observation.

 

[Chipmunk's Bounty]

This Slugfucker 2.0 doesn't seem so...pushy, I guess? I mean they're still relatively a delusional twit, but so far their blog is more about Goodra being predominantly/preferred female more than just bashing at male Goodras or wishing death upon them and those who use them. They're seemingly more mild-mannered, which is nice but also makes them far less amusing than the original Slimediddler.

If this is the original Gooboy under a new guise, he's doing a damn good job toning himself down with not completely sperging over Goodra (at least not yet). I'm not utterly convinced this is the original Slugfucker, but it's also really difficult for me to believe somebody would actually pick up his crusade and carry on with it.

Definitely keeping an eye on this new blog. Right now they aren't as amusing as original Gooboy, but maybe something will cause them to completely chimp out and become something worth closer observation.

They may not be pushy on the blog, simply because they aren't responding to critics currently. If they're the same person posting on /vp/, they still have the "kill all male goodra" attitude.

Spoiler

EDIT: "Haha, I posted it again! :^)"