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Imagine being blind and your friends set you up on a date with Chantal just to prank your ass
I imagine it would be like OPLs blind date with Faerin
Two's company snapshots - CWCki

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Imagine being blind and your friends set you up on a date with Chantal just to prank your ass
It wouldn’t be surprising in the least if she eventually says shit like “Bibi and Peetz kept me back from traveling whenever I wanted to” (if she already has or someone else did mention it before). She has on many occasions justified her flawed thought process and impulsive nature, the break up just gave her another opportunity to do that.I’ve never seen someone drive so far just for FOOD, I mean I’ve witnessed people go to a city for a weekend for shopping and a hotel stay and while they’re there they hit up the best food places but that’s not the sole reason they go....Chantal is the kind to plan a vacation based on where she can eat and that’s so weird.
I don't believe she'd go there alone. In a restaurant where you actually have to walk in & sit down, she needs someone with her. Even Peetz.Looking at the map there's Cheesecake factory in Syracuse which is a few minutes drive away from Cicero. Hope she visits it and packs on even more weight before she starts a new diet.
Giving me Dongatribe vibes. Could there be a new IBS arc? Someone tell jcaesar187 to get her on the show.View attachment 1146162
Chantal if any of us actually did fight you, ya know OFF the Internet where you can’t disable comments then you’d get your ass kicked.
An aside about her penchant for watching My 600 Pound Life: when I was an active junkie, I used to LOVE getting high and watching Intervention. I would laugh at all the people in the show and how pathetic they were, and thought about how much more I had my shit together then those losers did - it made me feel better about myself.I would say she's lost it but you can't lose what you never had.
Is it really about the location being busy? I thought she avoided more city-adjacent fast food places because she’s terrified of being seen while she pigs in public. Like maybe they wouldn’t have a dedicated parking lot and she’d have to eat inside, horror of horrors.There's Nandos in Toronto and the suburbs, but the ever so metropolitan Chintal thinks the GTA is like souper buzy. She might have to wait more than five minutes for her food!
Looked it up, and there seems to be Nandos in Ottawa as well. She can still get her taste of African cooking even though her Rock is gone.
I would say she's lost it but you can't lose what you never had.
"I hate cardio, unless it's from sex.."I would say she's lost it but you can't lose what you never had.
We all know Chantal lies, but the one lie that I could never entertain was that she had an active sex life during 8 years with Bibi. How could Bibi, who couldn’t be bothered to even pay attention to Chantal ticking away filming videos, be bothered to lift those massive legs and dig through her fupa to fuck?? There’s just no logistical way. Especially by virtue of him being a manlet about half Chantal’s size."I hate cardio, unless it's from sex.."![]()
I’m pretty sure Fatso isn’t doing enough during sex to qualify as cardio. Of course if she was actually having sex."I hate cardio, unless it's from sex.."![]()
If I may put my pop-psychologist hat on for a moment (mine has a twirly propeller on top).
I've often mused about her stunted emotional and intellectual growth. It's there, and obvious to anyone paying enough attention. But at what age is she stunted? I've come to the conclusion that there seem to be three ages of stunting at play.
The first major stunting of her emotional and intellectual development seems to have happened around the age of three or four. When we haydurs call her an overgrown toddler, there's a reason. Her issues with impulse control, tantrums, abandonment, all-or-nothingisms, sharing, fascination with shit, and maybe even her eating itself seem almost infantile. Just my rando guess, but something traumatic may have happened to her around that age (which, IIRC, corresponds roughly with Grandma taking over full-time child raising duty? Just a guess)
The second mass stunting seems to have occurred during adolescence, at the cusp of sexual maturity. Her gross jokes, her fart humor, her confusion about sex, her love of drama, her need to be adored, her obsessiveness, her Mean Girls streak, her disrespect of adult propriety, her antisocial tendencies, her general social awkwardness, her lack of foresight and planning, and her bipolar mood shifts bespeak of a never-ending puberty that has never been resolved. I'd guess the traumatic experience here happened around the age of 14-15, maybe as early as 13, and it might have been something as simple as being rejected in high school for being a fat freak.
The final stunting seems to have occurred around the ages 18-20, and it is more of an intellectual stunting than an emotional one, but not exclusively so. She seems to have given up on education entirely during high school (from what we know of her, I would guess truancy and absenteeism were issues in high school and college) Chantal is educated enough that she can correctly apply present perfect verb tense (have eaten, have seen), which Amberlynn, the Slatons, and Amy can't do (have ate, have saw), which suggests a minimal intelligence the aforementioned fatties lack. However, she displays a fatal lack of curiosity about the world and life itself that ordinary young adults thrive on. Her displays of basic lack of knowledge concerning history, current events, culture, politics, or literally any subject under the sun suggests a stunting of intellectual development throughout high school. In addition, she displays one of the most abject lacks of critical thinking skills that I have ever seen in a person who is not at least mildly retardo. Like zero, zilch. Those are supposed to kick in during high school, but they never did for her. She can report facts (kinda, she's pretty poor at it really), but she can never provide insight.
So, at her most adult and mature of micro-moments, she is like an under-educated 20-year-old. Other times, she is like a gross and obnoxious 14-year-old, and many times she is a raging, tantrum-throwing 4-year-old. Depends on which emotional or intellectual characteristic we are considering.
I will now remove my propeller hat.
I remember what Toad said in his doc about Chantal’s earlier years. I’m reminded of Chris Chan in there’s a decent chance that life would have been fucked even if the Internet didn’t come into play.If I may put my pop-psychologist hat on for a moment (mine has a twirly propeller on top).
I've often mused about her stunted emotional and intellectual growth. It's there, and obvious to anyone paying enough attention. But at what age is she stunted? I've come to the conclusion that there seem to be three ages of stunting at play.
The first major stunting of her emotional and intellectual development seems to have happened around the age of three or four. When we haydurs call her an overgrown toddler, there's a reason. Her issues with impulse control, tantrums, abandonment, all-or-nothingisms, sharing, fascination with shit, and maybe even her eating itself seem almost infantile. Just my rando guess, but something traumatic may have happened to her around that age (which, IIRC, corresponds roughly with Grandma taking over full-time child raising duty? Just a guess)
The second mass stunting seems to have occurred during adolescence, at the cusp of sexual maturity. Her gross jokes, her fart humor, her confusion about sex, her love of drama, her need to be adored, her obsessiveness, her Mean Girls streak, her disrespect of adult propriety, her antisocial tendencies, her general social awkwardness, her lack of foresight and planning, and her bipolar mood shifts bespeak of a never-ending puberty that has never been resolved. I'd guess the traumatic experience here happened around the age of 14-15, maybe as early as 13, and it might have been something as simple as being rejected in high school for being a fat freak.
The final stunting seems to have occurred around the ages 18-20, and it is more of an intellectual stunting than an emotional one, but not exclusively so. She seems to have given up on education entirely during high school (from what we know of her, I would guess truancy and absenteeism were issues in high school and college) Chantal is educated enough that she can correctly apply present perfect verb tense (have eaten, have seen), which Amberlynn, the Slatons, and Amy can't do (have ate, have saw), which suggests a minimal intelligence the aforementioned fatties lack. However, she displays a fatal lack of curiosity about the world and life itself that ordinary young adults thrive on. Her displays of basic lack of knowledge concerning history, current events, culture, politics, or literally any subject under the sun suggests a stunting of intellectual development throughout high school. In addition, she displays one of the most abject lacks of critical thinking skills that I have ever seen in a person who is not at least mildly retardo. Like zero, zilch. Those are supposed to kick in during high school, but they never did for her. She can report facts (kinda, she's pretty poor at it really), but she can never provide insight.
So, at her most adult and mature of micro-moments, she is like an under-educated 20-year-old. Other times, she is like a gross and obnoxious 14-year-old, and many times she is a raging, tantrum-throwing 4-year-old. Depends on which emotional or intellectual characteristic we are considering.
I will now remove my propeller hat.
What? No discipline? Toad McKinley has ya beat, Chantal.View attachment 1146162
Chantal if any of us actually did fight you, ya know OFF the Internet where you can’t disable comments then you’d get your ass kicked.
That feeling of feeling better watching train wrecks goes back decades. Look at things like Jerry Springer and Maury.An aside about her penchant for watching My 600 Pound Life: when I was an active junkie, I used to LOVE getting high and watching Intervention. I would laugh at all the people in the show and how pathetic they were, and thought about how much more I had my shit together then those losers did - it made me feel better about myself.
I imagine Chantal's love for MSHPL is very similar; it allows her to think she's not that badly off, look at those losers on screen who are bedbound, etc.