Manosphere Amud - The Balloon Loon, Loveshy Extraordinaire

[ON 190]

@Amud, what would you do if I suddenly took your side? What brand condom would you give me, and would I have to snort it right away, or is that reserved for when I truly become one of your disciples?

 

[Coldgrip]

...Incel blah blah blah

Incel isn't a word.

 

[TM Ambrose]

@Amud when do you suggest that a parent start shoving trojans up their child's nose?

 

[Tricksy Fuckin Hobbitses]

@Amud I still politely demand answers to the following:

Do we get to choose the manner in which we are executed?
Where are we being deported to?
Where are we being imprisoned?

I need to know these answers so that I can plan my outfit/pack my bags accordingly.

 

[Meowthkip]

@Amud when do you suggest that a parent start shoving trojans up their child's nose?

Probably while the fontanelle is still nice and soft.

 

[24isthehighestnumber]

It'll be a cold day in hell before I give up my sarcasm, dammit.

It's true. We're responding with sarcasm and mockery because this shit is good for nothing but scorn and ridicule. To construct an entire worldview around bending whole societies to soothe your inadequacies and fulfill your whims is deserving only of contempt. I'd be inclined to believe otherwise if these motherfuckers ever shed a tear for someone other than themselves.

 

[ON 190]

My new favorite quote from their forums is "people who like to bash incels are very insecure people."

It's true. I have to bang a slut every day to STAY NOT INCEL.

 

[JU 199]

That website hilarious . 10/10 would not Incel

 

[Dalcon]

Here's a collection of Tex Arcane's posts on Neanderthals. Given that Amud has the same deluded opinions as Tex it may be more correct to call him a Neanderthal-supremacist (i.e. a speciesist) than a racist.

This is the level of intelligence we're dealing with. From one (of oh so many insane) posts from Tex:

"I believe the Neanderthals were bareback riders with possible cloth stirrups and reins going back 300,000 years and in fact may have hunted the Dire Wolf to extinction in this fashion using domesticated dogs to track them and kill them. Their main motivation might have been to protect their ever growing herds from predation by these wolves at twilight. Of all the animals, the most dangerous was the Dire Wolf because of it's capacity for group strategies. Other large predators like the Sabre Tooth Tiger were very dangerous but they had no social organization to coordinate attacks as a collective effort. You were never just fighting one Dire Wolf, you were always fighting an entire pack hunting your herds.

Homo Sapiens is a liar and he continues to stretch his elaborate story every time he gets caught in his lies but at this stage he cannot be taken seriously. Sapiens no more domesticated the horse than he did any other animal.

Neanderthals had the greatest love of animals that has ever been seen in any race of men that has ever lived. They are the ones who brought these creatures in from the wild and made them into their best friends. They are the only ones who ever exhibited these kinds of magical, marvelous qualities to do what seemed impossible."​

And when asked to back up his claim, Tex answers.

"Leopard-spotted patterns in modern horses are sometimes linked with congenital problems such as stationary night blindness, perhaps explaining why any wild horses with them eventually died out long ago. As to why so many other horse fossils were found with them in the first place, perhaps this patterning provided camouflage in the snowy environments of the Stone Age, was attractive to mates or just stuck around due to random chance."
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*Edit because forgot link.

 

[Atsimuel]

That website hilarious . 10/10 would not Incel

.....So......you're saying....you would fuck them?

 

[ON 190]

That website hilarious . 10/10 would not Incel

I have some sluts you can borrow. Remember, that's half of all I had to learn for my UWM degree.

/Fuckbot logic

 

[TM Ambrose]

Hey @Amud, most of us don't care about getting laid as much as red pills. Calling us incels, a word that triggers my spell check, only makes us laugh more at you. Just a hint.

 

[ON 190]

@TM Ambrose, you're fantastic for bringing the science to own this motherfucker. You are and forever will be street.

 

[Atsimuel]

Hey @Amud, can I get your opinion on this?

Spoiler: NSFL

Edit: My first negative rating! Hooray!

 

[JU 199]

.So......you're saying....you would fuck them

No, I was poking fun at their sad Incel metric system

 

[Linako 2.0]

Incel metric system?

 

[Reverend_Lovejoy]

Has Amud been asked why his profile pic features him sticking a comdom up
his nose?

Yes.

Has he been asked why he hasn't changed the pic?

 

[ILoveMylarBalloons]

It's not something I normally listen to, but there have been a few occasions when I found myself enjoying rap that I was hearing. Some rappers have really impressed me with their vocal dexterity and word-smithing skill.



Why do I have to measure them? I've seen plenty of articles that include measurements of these skulls.



Ignobilid, for the most part



Are you advocating that I be forced to take synthetic drugs? That is reprehensible. Keep in mind that I am a functioning member of society and am not disabled in any way.



Hell no. She is a Borreby, and quite Ignobilid. She is also one of the sort of people who I would have executed.

hey you Amud, do not trash talk my Bratz Girlz....

 

[Linako 2.0]

Has Amud been asked why his profile pic features him sticking a comdom up
his nose?

Yes.

Has he been asked why he hasn't changed the pic?

I asked already.
admins changed it, why he hasn't changed it baffles me.

 

[ON 190]

I asked already.
admins changed it, why he hasn't changed it baffles me.

A verified lolcow is locked out of changing parts of their profile and editing their posts, preventing them from changing anything they may say.

It's awesome.