Lolcow Andrew Peter Carlson / Anaiah Carlson / Tamarlover / Xtamarlover - Jewish/Christian Wannabe Cult Leader, Stalker, Ugly af, dogfucker, mayor of spitsville

[SS Reichsmarshall]

Just fyi, Melinda claims in the other thread to know Hebrew, but I highly doubt her knowledge of hebrew is anything beyond elementary. Id put it at 5% chance that her knowledge of hebrew is anything more than having an extremely basic grasp on it. If her knowledge of law is any indication, her understanding of hebrew is certainly very distorted. For example she tries to say that the hebrew word for circumcise and foreskin doesnt mean those things in the bible. And she says that the 8th day aka the 8th "yom" means the 8th year even though it NEVER means that in Hebrew. And she thinks circumcised in hebrew means being righteous or pure.

Her hebrew explanations are crap. She could not communicate in hebrew with any jew i am sure.

When are you going to post your entire book?

 

[Anaiah Carlson]

When are you going to post your entire book?

Busy. This weekend though i intend to.

I paid melinda $6,000 of the restitution. $500 as a gift. And the rest i was planning paying $500 every month. I was faithfully paying for three months but then melinda tries to tack on an extra $3000 amd tried to force me to sign a contract agreeing to send the money. I said ill pay the extra 3000 but im not signing anything. And her response? She said you arent going to sign anything? Fine then deals off dont send her any more money. Im like what the fuck? Lol

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

LMAO you freak of nature, why did you steal your cover and title of your super special personal book from a shitty text-based video game?

 

[Anaiah Carlson]

LMAO you freak of nature, why did you steal your cover and title of your super special personal book from a shitty text-based video game?

I dont know what you are talking about. What cover and title and what video game?

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Affairs of the Court: Choice of Romance on Steam

Plunge into court politics and change the course of history, or pursue a love affair that rocks the kingdom to its foundations!

store.steampowered.com

What a muppet. This is where you're getting your inspiration from, I guess? Choose Your Own Adventure romance novels? Especially funny since looking at the reviews one of the big things people love about this game is how you can choose to play gay romances and pick non-binary pronouns or to be asexual. Basically a way to turn a historical romance into a diversity-fest. Why did this seem to you like great cover art for your magnum opus?

 

[Anaiah Carlson]

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Affairs of the Court: Choice of Romance on Steam

Plunge into court politics and change the course of history, or pursue a love affair that rocks the kingdom to its foundations!

store.steampowered.com

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What a muppet. This is where you're getting your inspiration from, I guess? Choose Your Own Adventure romance novels? Especially funny since looking at the reviews one of the big things people love about this game is how you can choose to play gay romances and pick non-binary pronouns or to be asexual. Basically a way to turn a historical romance into a diversity-fest. Why did this seem to you like great cover art for your magnum opus?

I got it from a random google search about love fighting in court. Also that's not the cover of my book, thats just the inside page. This is the cover of the book that i had sent her:

 

[SS Reichsmarshall]

I got it from a random google search about love fighting in court. Also that's not the cover of my book, thats just the inside page. This is the cover of the book that i had sent her:
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Can you just post the whole damn book already?

 

[Anaiah Carlson]

Can you just post the whole damn book already?

No im not home. Ive barely had any time to myself this entire week. By the time i get home im exhausted. I typically get around 4 to 4.5 hours of sleep per night so it makes me really out of it a lot of the time.

In response to Karl from other thread, Melinda told me what she spent it on. She has none of my money left.

 

[SS Reichsmarshall]

In response to Karl from other thread, Melinda told me what she spent it on. She has none of my money left.

What did she spend the $86,000 you gave her on?

 

[Anaiah Carlson]

What did she spend the $86,000 you gave her on?

Around $3,000 or so (so about half of the $6,000) was spent on paying off debts she had. Of the remaining, if I recall she also bought things like a new TV, cable, minutes for her phone, school supplies, clothes for her kids, maintenance for her car. She might have used it for a few other things she didn't tell me, but she told me she didn't use it for porn lol. She was all out of money and had to beg me for money beyond the payment we had agreed to. We were doing around $200-300 a month as the plan, but she kept asking for more money and would say specific things.

There was one occasion where she was stranded at a gas station due to being practically on empty and needed help. Marshall wasn't going to be able to help her until he got out of work or something and she was scrambling and didn't know what to do. So i sent her the money she needed and she said thank you so much and that it was very meaningful to her that I had helped her out in that situation. Anyways, it was evident she was going to need around $500 a month. Well around the time she cut things off with me, it appeared that she was doing better financially. I think its because my money helped her recover. And she told me that this wouldn't keep happening and that she had been stuck in a hole but that me sending the money at that time that I did helped her dig herself out of that hole. So i can say for a fact that her life situation is significantly better due to my financial assistance. So in that sense I am glad to have helped. Even if she thinks I am a horrible person, I can rest content knowing I did a good deed to her to right my wrongs and that I had compassion and kindness towards her and her family and that i significantly improved her life in response to the damage i caused her. As far as I am concerned I have made adequate restitution. But if Melinda wanted me to send more money, I would be open to the possibility. Not because i think i owe it to her, but because I want to make peace with her and do something good to make a positive impact in her life and I still would like to undo any damage that still remains because of me.

 

[SS Reichsmarshall]

Around $3,000 or so (so about half of the $6,000) was spent on paying off debts she had. Of the remaining, if I recall she also bought things like a new TV, cable, minutes for her phone, school supplies, clothes for her kids, maintenance for her car. She might have used it for a few other things she didn't tell me, but she told me she didn't use it for porn lol. She was all out of money and had to beg me for money beyond the payment we had agreed to. We were doing around $200-300 a month as the plan, but she kept asking for more money and would say specific things.

There was one occasion where she was stranded at a gas station due to being practically on empty and needed help. Marshall wasn't going to be able to help her until he got out of work or something and she was scrambling and didn't know what to do. So i sent her the money she needed and she said thank you so much and that it was very meaningful to her that I had helped her out in that situation. Anyways, it was evident she was going to need around $500 a month. Well around the time she cut things off with me, it appeared that she was doing better financially. I think its because my money helped her recover. And she told me that this wouldn't keep happening and that she had been stuck in a hole but that me sending the money at that time that I did helped her dig herself out of that hole. So i can say for a fact that her life situation is significantly better due to my financial assistance. So in that sense I am glad to have helped. Even if she thinks I am a horrible person, I can rest content knowing I did a good deed to her to right my wrongs and that I had compassion and kindness towards her and her family and that i significantly improved her life in response to the damage i caused her. As far as I am concerned I have made adequate restitution. But if Melinda wanted me to send more money, I would be open to the possibility. Not because i think i owe it to her, but because I want to make peace with her and do something good to make a positive impact in her life and I still would like to undo any damage that still remains because of me.

Whats the make and Model of Melinda's car?

 

[Anaiah Carlson]

Whats the make and Model of Melinda's car?

I don't know. I'm not a car person. I think it was a van of some kind. Big enough to fit six people at least since she had 4 kids at the time i saw her car as well as her marshmellow. I think she has the same car she had from years ago she told me she bought a car when she was still my friend in 2014.

Interesting story I helped her get into a place called Indian Acres years ago. And during that process (either of buying her lot or selling her lot), Melinda actually asked me to pretend to be her agent so that it'd give the impression to the people that she was something successful and prominent and impressive. So i pretended I was her personal secretary type person and i made calls on her behalf referring to Melinda as my client. This actually happened I am not joking! lol. i helped her out so much when we were friends. Good times. Its upsetting that she completely overlooked all the wonderful things I did for her and whined and bitched about stupid things. We'd still be friends if it weren't for her stupidity and arrogance and stubbornness in refusing to admit she's ever wrong. It was always my fault if she and I had an issue. So frustrating to try to be friends with someone like Melinda. It was worth it while we were friends, but seriously she was the biggest drama-queen and over the top friend I have ever had. I loved every minute of our friendship though. But since she cut me off i have had a lot of growth (well significant growth maybe no a lot) that has lead me to not care about being friends with her anymore. I don't need her in my life anymore. Now this is just fun and entertaining. But like I said i'd love to be friends with her again, but the difference is now I have no sadness if she doesn't ever want to speak with me again. Like I am over being sad about Melinda cause I now realize she isn't actually really a nice person at all and is actually pretty pathetic in so many big ways and I have lost a lot of respect and admiration for her over the years based on all her antics that she has done and all the ways she has shown herself to be a loon and wacky far more than I am comfortable with.

 

[SS Reichsmarshall]

I don't know. I'm not a car person. I think it was a van of some kind. Big enough to fit six people at least since she had 4 kids at the time i saw her car as well as her marshmellow. I think she has the same car she had from years ago she told me she bought a car when she was still my friend in 2014.

Interesting story I helped her get into a place called Indian Acres years ago. And during that process (either of buying her lot or selling her lot), Melinda actually asked me to pretend to be her agent so that it'd give the impression to the people that she was something successful and prominent and impressive. So i pretended I was her personal secretary type person and i made calls on her behalf referring to Melinda as my client. This actually happened I am not joking! lol. i helped her out so much when we were friends. Good times. Its upsetting that she completely overlooked all the wonderful things I did for her and whined and bitched about stupid things. We'd still be friends if it weren't for her stupidity and arrogance and stubbornness in refusing to admit she's ever wrong. It was always my fault if she and I had an issue. So frustrating to try to be friends with someone like Melinda. It was worth it while we were friends, but seriously she was the biggest drama-queen and over the top friend I have ever had. I loved every minute of our friendship though. But since she cut me off i have had a lot of growth (well significant growth maybe no a lot) that has lead me to not care about being friends with her anymore. I don't need her in my life anymore. Now this is just fun and entertaining. But like I said i'd love to be friends with her again, but the difference is now I have no sadness if she doesn't ever want to speak with me again. Like I am over being sad about Melinda cause I now realize she isn't actually really a nice person at all and is actually pretty pathetic in so many big ways and I have lost a lot of respect and admiration for her over the years based on all her antics that she has done and all the ways she has shown herself to be a loon and wacky far more than I am comfortable with.

Damn thats a lot to do for a dumb broad with 5 kids and a Marshmellow in tow. Did she ever express attraction towards you physically or say anything like "youre so hot and I wish we were having sex? If so, post screenshots. Would be funny.

 

[Anaiah Carlson]

Damn thats a lot to do for a dumb broad with 5 kids and a Marshmellow in tow. Did she ever express attraction towards you physically or say anything like "youre so hot and I wish we were having sex? If so, post screenshots. Would be funny.

No. she said things like "i never told him that you are unattractive, I just told him you aren't physically my type." Cause one of her exes told me that she told him she thinks I am unattractive. so when I confronted her about him saying that, she said that's not true that she doesn't think I am unattractive and she didn't say that but had said I am not her type. Well in reality, she probably found me unattractive but just didn't want to hurt my feelings. Cause at the time we were still friends. I helped her with the indian acres thing long before she met marshmellow. She only had three kids at the time.

 

[SS Reichsmarshall]

No. she said things like "i never told him that you are unattractive, I just told him you aren't physically my type." Cause one of her exes told me that she told him she thinks I am unattractive. so when I confronted her about him saying that, she said that's not true that she doesn't think I am unattractive and she didn't say that but had said I am not her type. Well in reality, she probably found me unattractive but just didn't want to hurt my feelings. Cause at the time we were still friends. I helped her with the indian acres thing long before she met marshmellow. She only had three kids at the time.

Well, you have beautiful long locks of hair, sparkling green eyes, and are an intelligent man. You'd be a catch for any woman!

Hey, how about posting the whole book now?

Edit: I guess the whole book isn't getting posted... I truly liked your writing, but oh well. Your loss if you dont want the world to know about your amazing writing abilities. @xtamarlover

 

[SS Reichsmarshall]

Hey Andrew, are you @asperchu ?

 

[Anaiah Carlson]

Well, you have beautiful long locks of hair, sparkling green eyes, and are an intelligent man. You'd be a catch for any woman!

Hey, how about posting the whole book now?

Edit: I guess the whole book isn't getting posted... I truly liked your writing, but oh well. Your loss if you dont want the world to know about your amazing writing abilities. @xtamarlover

No I'm not asperchu or any other person on this website. I have only one other account on this site that I made like a year or two ago but i never used it to comment on anything and logged into it only two or three times.

I said this weekend dummy. still this weekend right?

Heres the next part. the songs of my heart section i had written for her. great poetry.



And the music videos for the full impact of the songs' power:

Missing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTIGKD6OjBA (the four guys at the end of the video are the four baby daddies and there's that jewish star of david lol; this is one of the songs of this i like most, but its really creepy feeling especially at the end of the pic with her and her four baby daddies and her witchy star of david; image gives off a really creepy freaky vibe)

Home: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fdAt0ke9w8

What I Am: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5Uza2QxJ24

SDGAF: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PweRI1-g5yo (very comical song)

Also for lols, here is one of Melinda's porn videos that she made with Marshall: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

Are All the Angels Listening (i made the lyric component of this video in 2017 specifically for Mel; it is actually really cool seeing the lyrics change in sync with the singing of the words):

Message of Love: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0sbNrs4_lU (beautiful sounding song, her voice)

You Are Beautiful: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltK2Jl4WL5s (another beautiful sounding song)

Sue Me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlqCfesfoYs&t=1m50s (the funniest song of all these songs in light of her lawsuits against me haha)

You Belong with Me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuNIsY6JdUw (im taylor swift in this song)

How Could I Ever Know: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JryHMQCLB3Y

Fancy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zplc4Ienkws (Luke said she loved this song and sang along with it on the radio while he was in the car with her)

So i took those songs and made my remix out of those lyrics. Like I said great poetry. Cringey but epic poetry.

PS in the other thread was mentioned to reichsmarshall "Does that make you imagine what it feels like to get a hard-on like a real man?" I have something pretty cool to share that I experienced many years ago. One time I had a dream where I experienced sex as a female. In the dream I had no penis but was a woman and I actually the pulsations of internal sexual stimulation that a woman experiences and it felt like I was being penetrated. I don't know for sure what I experienced is what a woman experiences, but it was so foreign to a male experience that I can only assume it was a very close approximation to the sexual experience of a woman. It was amazing to experience it. I was blown away by it. And also weird part about the dream is that there was no other person involved in the dream that i can recall. I seem to recall it was just myself and my body in the dream. thats it.

 

[Pump Meat]

Hey @xtamarlover when you've gotten some sleep and posted your book, could you tell me the story of how you got involved in Hebrew Roots? Any references to teachers you studied under, books you read, websites, etc would be very helpful. Seems you've gotten some shit for going that direction from family and friends.

 

[Anaiah Carlson]

Hey @xtamarlover when you've gotten some sleep and posted your book, could you tell me the story of how you got involved in Hebrew Roots? Any references to teachers you studied under, books you read, websites, etc would be very helpful. Seems you've gotten some shit for going that direction from family and friends.

Sure. And yeah i'm about to go to sleep so I'll answer later.

 

[SS Reichsmarshall]

No I'm not asperchu or any other person on this website. I have only one other account on this site that I made like a year or two ago but i never used it to comment on anything and logged into it only two or three times.

I said this weekend dummy. still this weekend right?

Heres the next part. the songs of my heart section i had written for her. great poetry.

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And the music videos for the full impact of the songs' power:

Missing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTIGKD6OjBA (the four guys at the end of the video are the four baby daddies and there's that jewish star of david lol; this is one of the songs of this i like most, but its really creepy feeling especially at the end of the pic with her and her four baby daddies and her witchy star of david; image gives off a really creepy freaky vibe)

Home: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fdAt0ke9w8

What I Am: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5Uza2QxJ24

SDGAF: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PweRI1-g5yo (very comical song)

Also for lols, here is one of Melinda's porn videos that she made with Marshall: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

Are All the Angels Listening (i made the lyric component of this video in 2017 specifically for Mel; it is actually really cool seeing the lyrics change in sync with the singing of the words):
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Message of Love: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0sbNrs4_lU (beautiful sounding song, her voice)

You Are Beautiful: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltK2Jl4WL5s (another beautiful sounding song)

Sue Me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlqCfesfoYs&t=1m50s (the funniest song of all these songs in light of her lawsuits against me haha)

You Belong with Me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuNIsY6JdUw (im taylor swift in this song)

How Could I Ever Know: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JryHMQCLB3Y

Fancy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zplc4Ienkws (Luke said she loved this song and sang along with it on the radio while he was in the car with her)

So i took those songs and made my remix out of those lyrics. Like I said great poetry. Cringey but epic poetry.

PS in the other thread was mentioned to reichsmarshall "Does that make you imagine what it feels like to get a hard-on like a real man?" I have something pretty cool to share that I experienced many years ago. One time I had a dream where I experienced sex as a female. In the dream I had no penis but was a woman and I actually the pulsations of internal sexual stimulation that a woman experiences and it felt like I was being penetrated. I don't know for sure what I experienced is what a woman experiences, but it was so foreign to a male experience that I can only assume it was a very close approximation to the sexual experience of a woman. It was amazing to experience it. I was blown away by it. And also weird part about the dream is that there was no other person involved in the dream that i can recall. I seem to recall it was just myself and my body in the dream. thats it.

Interesting.

No I'm not asperchu or any other person on this website. I have only one other account on this site that I made like a year or two ago but i never used it to comment on anything and logged into it only two or three times.

I said this weekend dummy. still this weekend right?

Heres the next part. the songs of my heart section i had written for her. great poetry.

View attachment 1147256View attachment 1147257View attachment 1147258View attachment 1147260View attachment 1147261View attachment 1147262View attachment 1147264View attachment 1147266View attachment 1147268View attachment 1147270View attachment 1147271View attachment 1147272View attachment 1147273View attachment 1147274View attachment 1147275View attachment 1147277

And the music videos for the full impact of the songs' power:

Missing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTIGKD6OjBA (the four guys at the end of the video are the four baby daddies and there's that jewish star of david lol; this is one of the songs of this i like most, but its really creepy feeling especially at the end of the pic with her and her four baby daddies and her witchy star of david; image gives off a really creepy freaky vibe)

Home: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fdAt0ke9w8

What I Am: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5Uza2QxJ24

SDGAF: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PweRI1-g5yo (very comical song)

Also for lols, here is one of Melinda's porn videos that she made with Marshall: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

Are All the Angels Listening (i made the lyric component of this video in 2017 specifically for Mel; it is actually really cool seeing the lyrics change in sync with the singing of the words):
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Message of Love: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0sbNrs4_lU (beautiful sounding song, her voice)

You Are Beautiful: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltK2Jl4WL5s (another beautiful sounding song)

Sue Me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlqCfesfoYs&t=1m50s (the funniest song of all these songs in light of her lawsuits against me haha)

You Belong with Me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuNIsY6JdUw (im taylor swift in this song)

How Could I Ever Know: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JryHMQCLB3Y

Fancy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zplc4Ienkws (Luke said she loved this song and sang along with it on the radio while he was in the car with her)

So i took those songs and made my remix out of those lyrics. Like I said great poetry. Cringey but epic poetry.

PS in the other thread was mentioned to reichsmarshall "Does that make you imagine what it feels like to get a hard-on like a real man?" I have something pretty cool to share that I experienced many years ago. One time I had a dream where I experienced sex as a female. In the dream I had no penis but was a woman and I actually the pulsations of internal sexual stimulation that a woman experiences and it felt like I was being penetrated. I don't know for sure what I experienced is what a woman experiences, but it was so foreign to a male experience that I can only assume it was a very close approximation to the sexual experience of a woman. It was amazing to experience it. I was blown away by it. And also weird part about the dream is that there was no other person involved in the dream that i can recall. I seem to recall it was just myself and my body in the dream. thats it.

Interesting I have never had a dream like that, but sounds like a vivid one. Sleep well my friend.