Inactive Andrew Dobson / Tom Preston / CattyN - STOP DOING SEXIST CRAP

[CrimsonKnight]

Dobson's stupidity is such that he doesn't understand people will never stop making fun of him.

He continues to give them ammo to keep ragging on him.

 

[XtrmGamr719]

He continues to give them ammo to keep ragging on him.

I mean we are the only people who give him any sort of attention longer than the span of a goldfish

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Dobson talks about his first ever D&D campaign.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Dobson talks about his first ever D&D campaign.
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I wonder just who the fuck in 2018 (had to have been in MA then not MN) thought it was a good idea to let Dobson play D&D with them. I guess they didn't know of his online infamy. If you don't tell the DM what you're doing WHEN you're doing it, does shit like that even COUNT? "Oh I secretly extracted a TOOTH of a corpse that was BURNED TO A CRISP (maybe ashes) but I didn't tell you back then" probably so they wouldn't remember there might not have been a tooth to extract? "I wanted to surprise everyone" Uh that's not how D&D works, nor how "surprising" people works. You surprise people by rolling really good rolls and taking out a fucking beetle in one series of three rolls as a ranger. Not by not telling the DM what the fuck you're doing and having sekrit plans.
"Scheduling conflicts" yeah I'll just bet. I think they ghosted him and told them they disbanded (they probably just kept on playing but threw him out without telling him they're throwing him out because he's untrainable and a goddamn autist to end all autists and a creep) because he's a shit D&D player who doesn't understand his role or the role of the DM, and is a perma-noob, and was suddenly behaving "strangely".

If any could find out/reach out to find those D&D players or if they played with dobson and see Dobson's posts/Posts on THOAD or whatever, that would be amazing, to get the other side of the story.

Dob still hasn't replied to "leaf flavored water" on the debate is bad thread, but at least their comment is not blocked from view.

Valentines abomination thread:

Some more posts in the Reylo Mouse thread:

Google translate gives us this: THE ONE THAT HAS THE SPANISH IS A CAPO, NOW THE ONE WHO WANTED TO READ THIS I WANT TO KNOW, THAT REIN [Rey] AND BEN [Kylo Ren] ARE THE BEST, NOW IF THEY WANT TO PUT POU [Poe] WITH FLIN [Finn] THIS GOOD I DO NOT JUDGE ANYONE.... It feels good to say all that. I'm sorry if you don't understand a few words

Another comment in the emotional incontinence thread:

 

[The tired cat]

Dobson talks about his first ever D&D campaign.
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Ooookaaay...reading this D&D story this makes me wanna point out several things: What level was their party? A resurrection spell is kinda a high lvl spell for a cleric specifically it's level 7 spell and Curse of Shtrad is made for a party form 1-10 levels. Thus Dobbo wouldn't be able to cast a resurrection spell in the first place, also I wanna point out that for the spell to work they would just need the corpse (and the diamond, which is a spell that does require a good amount of rolls to main concentration) not a fucking tooth. If their party was level 13th (i.e. where the said spell is available), then they shouldn't have much of an issue with this adventure. Curse of Shtrad is by no means an easy campaign, but for a party of 13th level? These guys could just sneeze and shit would go down, hell this makes me question what Cleric did Dobbo pick? Cleric's themselves have various subclasses and each of them is a damage-dealing machine on their own.

Now, later stuff he says how he wanted to "surprise them" from an RP standpoint, if that's what he implies unless he really wanted to have a private chat with the GM. But, it makes me wonder how fast did his guy's alignment mess up? Like, alignment switches haven't been much of a thing, unless it's spells or your GM wants to really make the whole roleplaying aspect more fun, which hey some GMs do that so props to them. Still, however, this makes me raise my eyebrow more of how much of a whimpering puss bag his character was.

I wonder just who the fuck in 2018 (had to have been in MA then not MN) thought it was a good idea to let Dobson play D&D with them. I guess they didn't know of his online infamy. If you don't tell the DM what you're doing WHEN you're doing it, does shit like that even COUNT?

Well, that usually depends, now if the GM asks "Hey what are you guys gonna do on your downtime?" then each player can say individually, the private part if they don't want the party to know or just pass some notes if they have their own agenda for their character. But the way Dobbo describes it, this sounds like he wanted to do the later aspect.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Ooookaaay...reading this D&D story this makes me wanna point out several things: What level was their party? A resurrection spell is kinda a high lvl spell for a cleric specifically it's level 7 spell and Curse of Shtrad is made for a party form 1-10 levels. Thus Dobbo wouldn't be able to cast a resurrection spell in the first place, also I wanna point out that for the spell to work they would just need the corpse (and the diamond, which is a spell that does require a good amount of rolls to main concentration) not a fucking tooth. If their party was level 13th (i.e. where the said spell is available), then they shouldn't have much of an issue with this adventure. Curse of Shtrad is by no means an easy campaign, but for a party of 13th level? These guys could just sneeze and shit would go down, hell this makes me question what Cleric did Dobbo pick? Cleric's themselves have various subclasses and each of them is a damage-dealing machine on their own.

Now, later stuff he says how he wanted to "surprise them" from an RP standpoint, if that's what he implies unless he really wanted to have a private chat with the GM. But, it makes me wonder how fast did his guy's alignment mess up? Like, alignment switches haven't been much of a thing, unless it's spells or your GM wants to really make the whole roleplaying aspect more fun, which hey some GMs do that so props to them. Still, however, this makes me raise my eyebrow more of how much of a whimpering puss bag his character was.



Well, that usually depends, now if the GM asks "Hey what are you guys gonna do on your downtime?" then each player can say individually, the private part if they don't want the party to know or just pass some notes if they have their own agenda for their character. But the way Dobbo describes it, this sounds like he wanted to do the later aspect.

Since Dobbo's a super scrub, and from how the whole D&D gang likely ghosted him instead of actually disbanding due to "scheduling conflicts", it sounds like Dobson didn't even tell the DM. It sounds like he was trying to play hero to resurrect the female character (from what dobson described, it sounds like the player may have been female as well) "as a surprise" so that she'd be impressed by his l33t skillz and maybe go out with him. (And can't surprise her IRL if even the DM knows, amirite? lol) Maybe Dobson got a moment of absolute nerd thirst for this chick (if it indeed was a chick)? Maybe he creeped her out so bad that she asked the DM to politely convince Dobson they were no longer playing D&D together so he wouldn't show up anymore because he was m'lady-ing so hard his fedora fell off into the back of beyond. If the player wasn't female, maybe ICly his Neutral Good Hobbit Cleric (how many kinds of Clerics can Hobbits be? All of them, or are there restrictions?) had the hots for the female character. (This is less likely but still).

I also have questions about how that female rogue character ended up where she wasn't supposed to, and dobson making it sound like nobody knew what was going on while it happened (unless they In Character-ly didn't know, as opposed to OOCly, and it sounds like dobson has trouble with the difference between In Character and Out Of Character).

 

[The tired cat]

Since Dobbo's a super scrub, and from how the whole D&D gang likely ghosted him instead of actually disbanding due to "scheduling conflicts", it sounds like Dobson didn't even tell the DM. It sounds like he was trying to play hero to resurrect the female character (from what dobson described, it sounds like the player may have been female as well) "as a surprise" so that she'd be impressed by his l33t skillz and maybe go out with him. (And can't surprise her IRL if even the DM knows, amirite? lol) Maybe Dobson got a moment of absolute nerd thirst for this chick (if it indeed was a chick)? Maybe he creeped her out so bad that she asked the DM to politely convince Dobson they were no longer playing D&D together so he wouldn't show up anymore because he was m'lady-ing so hard his fedora fell off into the back of beyond. If the player wasn't female, maybe ICly his Neutral Good Hobbit Cleric (how many kinds of Clerics can Hobbits be? All of them, or are there restrictions?) had the hots for the female character. (This is less likely but still).

I also have questions about how that female character ended up where she wasn't supposed to, and dobson making it sound like nobody knew what was going on while it happened (unless they In Character-ly didn't know, as opposed to OOCly, and it sounds like dobson has trouble with the difference between In Character and Out Of Character).

Looking through the book, if Dobbo did play a halfling. I think he also went for a wrong alignment as halflings are usually lawful good types. Now, this falls into the category that sometimes players don't wanna pick alignments that the book sticks them with they go for their own (usually chaotic good or neutral good/chaotic neutral, since sadly the lawful good side have a bad stigma attached to it), however! A neutral good Cleric? Hell, I can buy maybe a Chaotic good Cleric, but a Neutral good? Never gonna happen, since Cleric's like Paladin's fall mostly into the Lawful or Chaotic good category but they are never neutral good. It seems Dobbo either couldn't tell the difference between In-character or OOC stuff, but it could also mean that the girl did pass the GM a note of what she wanted to on her own. Since Dobbo didn't give many contexts properly, shocker, it pretty much falls between either option A or B.

 

[redbarchetta]

Dobson apparently has been playing D&D with people.

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Is it bad that my first thought upon seeing the character with no context was “Why did he draw a Jewish midget?”

Dobson was trying to sell that Fantasy Sky Mall of shit D&D items in 2018 around the time he claimed to be playing this campaign. This art (in the quote above) was mid-2019, and at the time we'd concluded he was playing the Curse of Strahd campaign online, not in person as we know he's far too scared to do that.

I can't find quotes from back then as to how we determined it or if he said it himself in a screeenshot, but Curse of Strahd is an expansion pack that can be played through Steam's FantasyGrounds so I see no reason to believe he met people in real life.

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

Curse of Strahd is one of the more popular official 5e campaign books. It’s easy, has no level or out of game experience requirement, and is a pretty fun self contained story set in one of the more interesting locations in 5e’s universe

It’s pretty commonly played online, through roll20 or tabletop sim. As many in the thread have already said, there’s little chance that Dobson actually left his house to play.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

I’m noticing that Dobson’s posting habits seem to be late late at night and noon to early afternoon these days.

 

[Koby_Fish]

If Dobson's D&D adventures were indeed online instead of IRL, then it would have been very easy to ditch him, even easier than IRL. I know there's D&D based MU*s out there, all they'd need to do is change servers without telling him. Or whatever.

I’m noticing that Dobson’s posting habits seem to be late late at night and noon to early afternoon these days.

speaking of late night bullshit, Dobson's on a reblogging streak again:

One is a huge long thread of images that are captioned "VOTE" (One's an image of a starving polar bear, another's an image of Indian protesters vs. Riot police (I think it's photoshopped as the Indians are clearly Mohawks and probably CANADIAN or on the Canadian side of the border, so Americans voting means nothing here), "kids in cages covered with tinfoil" (an image I am PRETTY SURE is from 2014 lol), a dude at a corner store that has a handwritten sign stating 'No Gays Allowed', a picture of Justice Cavanaugh making a face, a muslim couple holding up a blue folder that says United States of America, a roadway in presumably Puerto Rico stating S.O.S., a picture of drumpf shaking hands with pootin, a line of students doing i don't know what, a shelf full of very old dilapidated and beat-the-shit-out-of American Government textbooks, a homeless amputee (probably a veteran) on the street panhandling, some guy with a shit ton of medication boxes and bottles on his table, a shot of tiki torch bearing white mens, and finally this:

Earth to Dobson and the people who are reblogging this: IRONY. ALL these things, are a problem, which Democrats have NEVER solved. Michigan is run by WHO again, kids? DEMOCRATS. Flint Michigan, local, same issue. Not run by Republicans. IF Republicans are the fucking true monsters, why are the DEMOCRATS the ones that are NOT fixing the water up there, not replacing the textbewks (no indication of which school district it is but still, the bulk of the WORST schools are almost invariably in Democrat districts). Obama was the monster in charge when those kids were sleeping under tinfoil behind a fence. Democrat Cities have the highest homeless population and they don't fix the problem at all; their "progressive" "solutions" only exacerbate it. In B4 "BUT MUH FEDERAL GUBMINT".

Dobson reblogs this dumbass shit and I think I've mentioned this before but it's thanks to fucking UNIONS that people have an 8 hour day; 100 years ago nobody but the very wealthy had fucking hobbies because everybody else was working fucking 16 hour days. 8 hour days are fucking luxuries that prior generations couldn't enjoy, and these dumbfucks have no clue. Also if an 8 hour day is leaving you too tired to have any hobbies, you need to re-evaluate your health or your life choices. Fuck, back when the dinosaurs roamed the earth and I worked 8 hour days, I still played video games and drew. Shit. And I probably wasn't in any better shape than these clowns.



Something something doing everything in a frenzy reblog:


"Do as I say not as I do":

 

[The tired cat]

Curse of Strahd is one of the more popular official 5e campaign books. It’s easy, has no level or out of game experience requirement, and is a pretty fun self contained story set in one of the more interesting locations in 5e’s universe

It’s pretty commonly played online, through roll20 or tabletop sim. As many in the thread have already said, there’s little chance that Dobson actually left his house to play.

I wouldn't say it's that easy, the adventure is made for a party from 1-10 levels. An sure, if a party is level 1 a GM worth their salt will prob lower the difficulty IF he's playing with newbies, but upon higher levels, ya usually stack that shit to make it more of a challenge. The problem again is that Dobbo mentions a resurrection spell, which implies their party was the least level 13th. An by that point Curse of Strahd becomes more of a cakewalk.

 

[UtopiaGuy]

Yet another fandom Dobson tried to insert himself into for attention or money. Again he failed, and no surprise. He wants a fast track to fame and fortune, not the tried and true path of long hours, putting in the work, the effort, building both skills and relationships, and all the rest. He's standing out in an empty field waving a lightning rod around, desperately hoping for lightning to strike, but the dumbass didn't look at the weather report or even bother to notice himself that it was a bright sunny day without a cloud in the sky.

 

[One Man Bland]

I wouldn't say it's that easy, the adventure is made for a party from 1-10 levels. An sure, if a party is level 1 a GM worth their salt will prob lower the difficulty IF he's playing with newbies, but upon higher levels, ya usually stack that shit to make it more of a challenge. The problem again is that Dobbo mentions a resurrection spell, which implies their party was the least level 13th. An by that point Curse of Strahd becomes more of a cakewalk.

From the sounds of it, it sounds like he didn’t have the necessary level or materials to perform a resurrection spell, and I’m sure the DM has to explain this Dobson several times, hence pulling the tooth and aforementioned looting. Although if his plan was to revive a whole person from that one tooth, he’s definitely misread the rules of the spell or being VERY generous from about the “missing body parts are restored” tidbit of the spell. If I were the DM, I wouldn’t allow that since the specification is that the player touches a creature, implying that you need enough of a body to recognize it as such. And actually looking at the spell he named specifically, Raise Dead, that DEFINITELY wouldn’t work because you absolutely do need a body for it. Considering Dobson calls his Halfling a hobbit, I can only assume he doesn’t read the wording of spells carefully and that it does whatever he assumes it will do. I’m sure his ignorance and refusal to learn alone would’ve been enough to convince his playing group to ditch him.

And from the sounds of it, he might’ve been doing stuff like declaring “I secretly take a tooth” or “I scavenge as much gold as I can” with-or-without stealth/slight-of-hand and then not giving an explanation because he had this whole plan to pull at that tooth and then cast resurrection. Which would’ve been hilarious because either the DM would’ve tell him right there that the spell doesn’t work like that, or the player whose character it was - and who has probably settled into a new character by that point - probably wouldn’t want to go back to the dead character and refuse the resurrection. I get why the players likely ditched him, but we did miss out on a potentially hilarious Dobson tantrum.

Although you also gotta love how patronizing Dobson sounds when talking about the female character and or player: “Oh, poor m’lady! Didn’t she know that she shouldn’t explore the house without an escort?”

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

I dunno, it seems more likely to me that Dobson just made up the whole thing after maybe skimming a PDF of the adventure and listening to various D&D podcasts. The likelihood of him actually socializing with someone, even online, long enough to invite himself into a campaign and not get kicked out partway through boggles the mind.

Though even if he did, I think it's most likely that his "first" campaign was also his only... I'm sure word of him being a That Guy quickly spread.

 

[Marissa Moira]

His whole story sounds like complete bullshit and he portrays himself as being the center of attention.

There are people who play nothing but Table top Japanese School RPGs and they are less of a faggot attention whores than dobson. They wouldn't even tolerate his bullshit,

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

From the sounds of it, it sounds like he didn’t have the necessary level or materials to perform a resurrection spell, and I’m sure the DM has to explain this Dobson several times, hence pulling the tooth and aforementioned looting. Although if his plan was to revive a whole person from that one tooth, he’s definitely misread the rules of the spell or being VERY generous from about the “missing body parts are restored” tidbit of the spell. If I were the DM, I wouldn’t allow that since the specification is that the player touches a creature, implying that you need enough of a body to recognize it as such. And actually looking at the spell he named specifically, Raise Dead, that DEFINITELY wouldn’t work because you absolutely do need a body for it. Considering Dobson calls his Halfling a hobbit, I can only assume he doesn’t read the wording of spells carefully and that it does whatever he assumes it will do. I’m sure his ignorance and refusal to learn alone would’ve been enough to convince his playing group to ditch him.

And from the sounds of it, he might’ve been doing stuff like declaring “I secretly take a tooth” or “I scavenge as much gold as I can” with-or-without stealth/slight-of-hand and then not giving an explanation because he had this whole plan to pull at that tooth and then cast resurrection. Which would’ve been hilarious because either the DM would’ve tell him right there that the spell doesn’t work like that, or the player whose character it was - and who has probably settled into a new character by that point - probably wouldn’t want to go back to the dead character and refuse the resurrection. I get why the players likely ditched him, but we did miss out on a potentially hilarious Dobson tantrum.

Although you also gotta love how patronizing Dobson sounds when talking about the female character and or player: “Oh, poor m’lady! Didn’t she know that she shouldn’t explore the house without an escort?”

Resurrection traditionally has worked with the equivalent of a tooth: put a lock of hair in a glass vial, and upon death break glass and revive. Raise Dead, on the other hand, needs a full body to work properly. From what I read, Dobson is trying to pull a Munchkin move here, doing what he can to get the maximum advantage for himself (and m'lady, of course).
With a little luck, the people who ran this will submit their experiences to either THOAD or /tg/ and we can judge for ourselves.

 

[Granola Grenadine]

Him bragging about being “one of the firsts” for a ship where he literally does so to punish one of the characters(his most hated fictional character ever, no less) for dating Korra and Assami always annoys the hell out of me.

Incidentally, that same reason is literally why Korrasami became popular with the fandom to begin with. It's a major elephant in the room, it seems.

 

[Koby_Fish]

More spergy do as I say not as I do reblog:


Reblogging how to show writers love:

(and as a writer I have to go -_- >.< *facepalm* because OF FUCKING COURSE I FUCKING WANT FUCKING INPUT)

I wonder why Dobson's reblogging this. Does his lack of girlfriend bring him peace now maybe?


Reblogging BoP sperging:


Just as an aside, "Bruce" the hyena is probably female, due to how Spotted Hyenas work (the females actually have MORE testosterone than the males, to the point of being bigger than the males, having a "pseudo-penis" and fake scrotal sac). Opportunity missed for Woke Hyena portrayal...

 

[Saxxon]

More spergy do as I say not as I do reblog:
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Reblogging how to show writers love:
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(and as a writer I have to go -_- >.< *facepalm* because OF FUCKING COURSE I FUCKING WANT FUCKING INPUT)

I wonder why Dobson's reblogging this. Does his lack of girlfriend bring him peace now maybe?
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Reblogging BoP sperging:
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Just as an aside, "Bruce" the hyena is probably female, due to how Spotted Hyenas work (the females actually have MORE testosterone than the males, to the point of being bigger than the males, having a "pseudo-penis" and fake scrotal sac). Opportunity missed for Woke Hyena portrayal...

You can smell the desperation of the shills, imagine calling Birds of prey "risky".