Amy Ramadan / Amy Lee Bell / Amy David / Amy's Life Journey!!! / Amy's DesignZ / amysdesignz - Convicted thief, grifter, fat YouTuber in a spandex hijab; confirmed child abuser

krazy orange cat said:
No one will ever convince me that Amy's pregnancies didn't involve a turkey baster. Just look at Ali -- he couldn't even lift her massive gunt to try and find her dainty hole.
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Medical-grade meat hooks, my man.

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Don’t worry, y’all...Mama Ramadan does not use the wooden spoon to beat her kids like we assumed, Amy has a perfectly rational reason for having it in the car at all times. She needs to have the spoon readily available to save her family from drowning. LOL

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The comment above was posted by a concerned subscriber who saw Amy casually pull the wooden spoon from the van’s visor in the video below.


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XLCoffin said:
Don’t worry, y’all...Mama Ramadan does not use the wooden spoon to beat her kids like we assumed, Amy has a perfectly rational reason for having a wooden spoon in the car at all times. She needs to have the spoon readily available to save her family from drowning. LOL

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She's PHYSO?! Like bitch, learn how to spell. How hard is psycho? Seems your IQ needs to be below a certain threshold to be a death fat. Jesus.

Edit: I too am special and added my comment to the quote. Corrected.
 
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XLCoffin said:
Don’t worry, y’all...Mama Ramadan does not use the wooden spoon to beat her kids like we assumed, Amy has a perfectly rational reason for having it in the car at all times. She needs to have the spoon readily available to save her family from drowning. LOL
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And she was waving it around in her room in case the house gets swallowed by a sink hole and she needs to eat the kids after totally not beating them with it.
 
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There are several problems with her dumb lie. I'll grant that amy might be dumb enough to think a wooden spoon can shatter a car window using her limited strength.... BUT how the fuck would she save her kids or herself when she is too large to do anything useful in the crapper van from the front seat? I guess she would shatter the driver seat's car window and embrace death knowing she did "everything she could" to save the kids??? Do they even know how to swim? They would have to release themselves from their car seats and crawl over her and swim. I guess she is counting on miah being there to save the kidses???
 
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StrawberryDouche said:
And she was waving it around in her room in case the house gets swallowed by a sink hole and she needs to eat the kids after totally not beating them with it.
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Amy is going to have to really use her imagination, to come up with some more excuses, considering how many spoon sightings I’ve encountered in her videos.

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Out of all the dumb excuses for having a wooden spoon in your car; I think ‘I need it as an escape tool in case my crapper wagon drives off a bridge and I have to rescue my babies’ is by far the dumbest.
Bitch that wooden spoon will shatter if you try and use it to break a window while under water.
If she said she was using it to snack on cake batter while driving I wound find that excuse more credible. JFC.
 
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clusterfuckk said:
Out of all the dumb excuses for having a wooden spoon in your car; I think ‘I need it as an escape tool in case my crapper wagon drives off a bridge and I have to rescue my babies’ is by far the dumbest.
Bitch that wooden spoon will shatter if you try and use it to break a window while under water.
If she said she was using it to snack on cake batter while driving I wound find that excuse more credible. JFC.
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Even if by some miracle she could break the window with that dumb fucking spoon, there is no way she’s getting out of that disgusting van through the window. She could possibly seal up the one window with her fat, but that’s about it.
 
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Gawdamit said:
Since Fat Amy uses a wooden spoon on her kids when they're this little, what is she going to use on them when they are bigger? A lead pipe?
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The best outcome of this story would be the kids using the wooden spoon; or preferably the lead pipe; on her. Not like she could outrun them.
 
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clusterfuckk said:
The best outcome of this story would be the kids using the wooden spoon; or preferably the lead pipe; on her. Not like she could outrun them.
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Hopefully, she only has a few years of mobility (at best) left (hit me with your rainbows). Though the Esraa-smacking non-video may have been the fastest I’ve ever seen her get up. She just needs to look at her spoon(s) to remember her motivations for staying a svelte 475 lbs.
 
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Amy got called out by a subscriber for slave-driving Miah. Here is her long drawn out response, which is littered with bullshit lies. At the 23 minute mark Amy tells us that Ali has a combination lock on his bedroom door. I suppose that's to keep Kay Jewelers from repossessing that $14k wedding ring.

Seriously, what is he hiding? This family is so fucking creepy.

 
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