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You have to wonder what's going on in his head. I mean, is he still in touch with reality and fighting desperately to maintain his image through a crumbling facade of lies, semantics and half truths? Aware that the walls are caving in and he knows it's passed the point of critical mass and just having his version of having fun before the hammer comes down? Or if he is really so far... Gone? Lost? Mentally ill? That this is a legitimate thing. That this has been a long and masterful campaign deviously crafted by an perpetually growing group of people specifically targeting him alone? That he was an innocent bystander of his entire life, and people have cruelly chosen to take a good, honest, hard working family man down for no good reason? The psychological questions are thrilling.
 
You have to wonder what's going on in his head. I mean, is he still in touch with reality and fighting desperately to maintain his image through a crumbling facade of lies, semantics and half truths? Aware that the walls are caving in and he knows it's passed the point of critical mass and just having his version of having fun before the hammer comes down? Or if he is really so far... Gone? Lost? Mentally ill? That this is a legitimate thing. That this has been a long and masterful campaign deviously crafted by an perpetually growing group of people specifically targeting him alone? That he was an innocent bystander of his entire life, and people have cruelly chosen to take a good, honest, hard working family man down for no good reason? The psychological questions are thrilling.
He unironically thinks that declaring bankruptcy means you will get rid of your debts and he doesn't seem to bothered that he lied in his bankruptcy filings.

So, yes, he's completely lost mentally.
 
He unironically thinks that declaring bankruptcy means you will get rid of your debts and he doesn't seem to bothered that he lied in his bankruptcy filings.

So, yes, he's completely lost mentally.

This compounded with the fact he's still spending all the money he's received over the past week on his wrestling gatcha game, it's hard to understand how he thinks these things work or even how it's not going to fuck him over in the very near future.
 
It's funny you talk about imagination because I was watching the TIHYDP Ocarina of Time 3DS and it stuck out that his brain doesn't work properly.
He'd fuck around in a room, leave it, re-enter the room, and be completely flummoxed. Specifically in Jabu Jabu belly he'd drop down the same hole again and again, and get surprise sexed by the same jellyfish again and again. It's like he wasn't taking in what was happening. At one point he left a room, came back in, and was astounded that the enemies respawned. It could be true that he just doesn't care about the game and he's not paying attention and he just wants it to end and he's only playing games for money, but I think it goes deeper.

I think Phil has medically induced short term memory loss.

There is a carcinogenic chemical called nitrosamine. It's mostly found in tobacco or rubber, but it's also found in bacon and cheese in high amounts. If you're a DSP fan you'll remember he used to do "Cooking with the King", which can be separated into two parts: videos where he cooks bacon and cheese, and videos where he opens plastic packets of pre-cooked bacon and pre-grated cheese. It's clear that his diet largely consists of packaged cheeses and pre-cooked frozen microwaveable meats. He has gout. That's a fucking medieval disease.
Nitrosamine has been proven to cause short term memory loss and cognitive impairment. All this heavy exceptional individual-rich food has taken a toll on his brain. It's not functioning like a normal brain. He can no longer imagine. He can't even picture a goomba let alone remember the last five minutes of his life. Thousand dollars on my credit card? What the fuck dude? I don't remember thaaat
To me, Dsp is the perfect storm of mental retardation, bad parents and luck. As Gtg once said: Youtube was the worst thing that happened to Phil, it was like a toddler winning the lottery ... it didn't end well
 
To me, Dsp is the perfect storm of mental exceptionalism, bad parents and luck. As Gtg once said: Youtube was the worst thing that happened to Phil, it was like a toddler winning the lottery ... it didn't end well
Something tells me even if Phil never hit it big on YouTube he would still end up in debt and filing bankruptcy. Hell pre YouTube he was putting himself in debt to go to fighting game tournaments and had the same shitty attitude he does today. The way he talked it was almost like bankruptcy was a goal he was always heading towards instead of a last resort.
 
Something tells me even if Phil never hit it big on YouTube he would still end up in debt and filing bankruptcy. Hell pre YouTube he was putting himself in debt to go to fighting game tournaments and had the same shitty attitude he does today. The way he talked it was almost like bankruptcy was a goal he was always heading towards instead of a last resort.
Agreed. The only thing YouTube did was give him a platform and therefore attention and money. Without it we likely never would have heard of him. He wouldn't be a cow, but he'd still be an idiot.

ETA that social media in particular has been a boon to the tried-and-true online activity of gawping at freaks. Without it and the resulting cultural shift into turning one's life into a monetized sideshow we wouldn't have nearly the herd we enjoy now. Every day I wonder whether the average Westerner having rock-bottom shame is a good thing or a bad thing as I cry, laughing, into another glass of whiskey.
 
This compounded with the fact he's still spending all the money he's received over the past week on his wrestling gatcha game, it's hard to understand how he thinks these things work or even how it's not going to fuck him over in the very near future.
Financially, Phil is so fucked that another $1000 isn't going to matter. I'm not saying he should use it on wrestling games, but if he's in debt $200,000 or $201,000 really makes no difference. It all comes down to whether the bankruptcy filing will be accepted by the court as is. But for his paypigs to not understand the "another $1000 doesn't matter" part and continue to throw money at him is truly exceptional. They might as well just light their cash on fire.
 
That positive vibe that she had for most of the mid 2010s, she's getting it back now. She's getting that groove back, getting that vibe back, she's ready for fun stuff and she hopes you guys are ready too.

Thank you, she can't even positive vibe post in proper format, it's a fucking crime. (Moreso than Phil hiding his paypal account on his creditor paperwork even...)

Something tells me even if Phil never hit it big on YouTube he would still end up in debt and filing bankruptcy. Hell pre YouTube he was putting himself in debt to go to fighting game tournaments and had the same shitty attitude he does today. The way he talked it was almost like bankruptcy was a goal he was always heading towards instead of a last resort.

You're right, he has the mental relationship with money that a poor person does. The injection of higher income for a while only allowed him to get deeper into debt thanks to that mindset and never made his mental context expand on the subject. I'm tempted to give DSP the benefit of the doubt and upgrade his mental relationship with money to middle class due to his use of tax preparers and attorneys, but he's got a poor person's mindset for hiring them too!

Phil, I know you read this thread, so for your own good, you're doing it wrong, call the gambling addiction hotline today before you crash this financial fighter into the flight deck with no extra lives trying to land it safely.

Wait a minute, his twitch payment is coming today, it's too late, he won't listen, since all that money goes directly to pay bills...
 
at some point in his life, there will be a hurdle that can't be solved with money

There are few problems for Phil that in his mind couldn't be solved by money. He actually lost the one woman who loved him (and most likely the only woman he loved) and his solution was to pay through the nose to fly in a she-horse. I mean, a mail order bride would probably be cheaper and more attractive, but Phil's an idiot with money.

The only problems Phil would have that can't be solved with money are probably just health issues. Even his parents dying won't register as sad for Phil, he'd probably immediately look for the will even before they're put six feet under. Well, health issues and the odd chance that money gets devalued in a post-apocalyptic world and Phil has to actually do honest labor to survive.
 
Lack of motor skills is a sign of autism.

I dont even think it's a lack of motor skills thing. This man eats noodles with a spoon.

I think he is just dumb as fuck, below average intelligence due to his odd shaped head and that his mom was smoking while having this piglet in her belly.

But he did nothing wrong, he did everything correct dooooood
 
Something tells me even if Phil never hit it big on YouTube he would still end up in debt and filing bankruptcy. Hell pre YouTube he was putting himself in debt to go to fighting game tournaments and had the same shitty attitude he does today. The way he talked it was almost like bankruptcy was a goal he was always heading towards instead of a last resort.
Probably, although what ends up happening with a lot of fools like Phil is once they start working full-time, they eventually settle down even if it's just due to not having time to fuck up. You don't have the chances to irrationally spend everything and get drunk off your ass every night when you have to punch in every morning.

That's why Youtube was simultaneously the best and worst thing to happen to Phil. It gave Phil every opportunity at a successful life, but he never learned the life lessons to utilize it. It's not a unique thing among content creators, nearly everyone at say TGWTG ended up like this. But, Phil is the perfect storm of dumb, unmotivated and pure luck to make the greatest lolcow.
 
Probably, although what ends up happening with a lot of fools like Phil is once they start working full-time, they eventually settle down even if it's just due to not having time to fuck up. You don't have the chances to irrationally spend everything and get drunk off your ass every night when you have to punch in every morning.
I've worked with plenty of drunks, only one of which was actually fired. If anything I'd expect Dave to spiral down if he has to get a real job and work for a boss that doesn't give a shit about his bad back or phobia of driving (showing up late).
 
Financially, Phil is so fucked that another $1000 isn't going to matter. I'm not saying he should use it on wrestling games, but if he's in debt $200,000 or $201,000 really makes no difference.
Maybe not but 50 days in a year where he gets $1k, which is hardly a stretch, is $50,000, a huge chunk of his debt. I'm not wrapped up in seeing Phil succeed or fail in this bankruptcy (though I certainly have inclinations on account of how scummy he's going about it) so I'm not going to bellyache about people helping him, but I'd just like to point out how Phil doesn't get just one drop in the bucket once in a while. It happens frequently, and sometimes he gets an honest to God deluge.
 
I've recently had an idea for a thread, but I'll ask here first, just to check if a more seasoned detractor knows if a thread like it already exists.

The idea for it is quite simple: "Confess". You know when DSP makes stupid mistakes when gaming and people make fun of him for it, but you've actually done the same stupid shit when you played the same game? No? I'm the only one? Okay then, nevermind.
 
I've recently had an idea for a thread, but I'll ask here first, just to check if a more seasoned detractor knows if a thread like it already exists.

The idea for it is quite simple: "Confess". You know when DSP makes stupid mistakes when gaming and people make fun of him for it, but you've actually done the same stupid shit when you played the same game? No? I'm the only one? Okay then, nevermind.

sounds like it would be a bit too full of powerlevel
 
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