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In case you don't remember the Shatner saga, our Violet tweeted at the legend and actually got a reply. Should have been a nerd's finest hour, but alas...
Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT
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In case you don't remember the Shatner saga, our Violet tweeted at the legend and actually got a reply. Should have been a nerd's finest hour, but alas...
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So he admits to receiving child pornography voluntarily? That's a federal felony. It doesn't matter WHY you're looking at it, if you access it knowingly, you're breaking the law. Good job jackass.
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Given that he’s claiming he only did it to get these people arrested, and given that nobody has been arrested, one could be forgiven for thinking his claims of detective work are nothing more than an alibi for when the FBI catch him fapping over CP.
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He just keeps loads of nude pictures of zoe quinn for activism against gamergate, yeah that's it. The child porn was just sent to him that proves 8chan is a haven of nazi pedophiles, he totally didn't download it to spank to it
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This recent wave of harassment is really taking its toll on poor Jake. He's having nightmares, stayed up to 8AM and didn't go to the gym today.
Poor Jake, he didn't get to go to the gym to do his intense workout of lifting a weight bar with no weights on it.
Poor Jake, he didn't get to go to the gym to do his intense workout of lifting a weight bar with no weights on it.
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Pete Townsend of The Who downloaded CP and made similar claims. He ended up on the sex offenders registry. Jake should be really careful about admitting to federal felonies in public. He would not fare well in prison.
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Good thing he didn't go to the gym, probably a hashtag or two waiting to jump him in the locker room.
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Gee, that doesn't AT ALL sound like an excuse from someone who didn't really feel like working out anyway.
Go jogging. Do pushups or sit ups.
Don't blame your fat ass on Twitter.
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"grab my purse"... Jesus.
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Jake desperately wishes Zoe would grab his purse
If you know what I mean
If you know what I mean
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Poor Jake is so rattled by his Totally Real Assassination Attempts that he misspelled "stuff my face with Slim Jims" as "going to the gym"
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So he sat in the dark staring at a wall for five hours because he was thinking about child pornography so hard that his heart rate elevated?
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Without follow-ups you'd get nothing of value, It would just be Jake verbally googleshnging instead of doing it on twitter.
"Violet, are you Jake Alley?"
"No, don't listen to stalker nazi websites. I looked at KF once and they 'doxed' me as some random guy that lived in Texas. I'm fairly sure they're stupid and don't know what they're doing."
"Yes, but that was years ago and they have now amassed mounds of evidence- let me rephrase, was your legal name ever Jake Alley?"
"No follow-ups."
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"No functional email."
It literally takes less than two minutes to create a new email address. I guess it takes longer if you're waiting for one of your nonexistent friends to click the buttons for you and set it up with an imaginative but memorable password.
It literally takes less than two minutes to create a new email address. I guess it takes longer if you're waiting for one of your nonexistent friends to click the buttons for you and set it up with an imaginative but memorable password.
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You'll never guess what Jake was doing tonight!
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There were infact multiple factions of the alt right planning on ambushing him at the gym and enacting nightmarish sexual violence upon his fragile person while every brah within a hundred miles loudly cheered and beat off to the spectacle
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Poor Jake. No matter how hard you try, Becky isn't going to watch Kamen Rider with you or let you become her "Karen Rider".