DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Pepper Jack]

This stream has been gold dust thus far. Phil even fails at save scumming. Doom 2 brings out the true Phil because chat can't help.

I wish John Carmack could see this gameplay.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

I see this peakock25 trolling Phil hard in chat... and he's given him $55 in cheers today. I don't understand anything.

 

[actually]

I see this peakock25 trolling Phil hard in chat... and he's given him $55 in cheers today. I don't understand anything.

Check the fan thread. That r-tard gave Phil $50 in bits to buy Code Vein. Phil said no. So peakock cheered $5 more to tell Phil he was "out". Been saying troll shit since.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

Check the fan thread. That r-tard gave Phil $50 in bits to buy Code Vein. Phil said no. So peakock cheered $5 more to tell Phil he was "out". Been saying troll shit since.

So he’s just a negative fan who can’t escape the vortex despite how shitty phil treats him.

I keep telling you guys, these “trolls” giving him money are just fans poking the bear as autistically(—$) as they can. I guarantee the amount of people who actually dislike/hate phil and try to bait or troll him with money can be counted on one hand

 

[Schrödinger's Kat]

Just caught a few minutes of the stream. Holy shit. He saves when he has like 11% health and is about to walk into a room full of demons that all kill him in one hit. Then he just keeps dying and reloading the save dozens of times, complaining about how it isn't fair.

Is this game play style the result of his incessant mobile gacha playing? He just relies on luck that he doesn't die and just saves when he gets lucky. How do people watch this garbage?

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

It's because Phil hates most games he plays, including Doom. He just wants to get this over with and have it fit into his adult schedule. This shit is unwatchable, yet he gets hundreds of dollars for it.

 

[Prince Lotor]

This is something that I feel doesn’t get mentioned much. Isn’t smoking while your pregnant one of the worst things to do? Why does he so casually admit that his mom smoked while carrying him? That seems like one of the last things you would ever let slip when you’re suspected of being a mental midget by hundreds of people a day. It’s like casually telling people that call you an exceptional individual you were dropped on your head as a kid like it’s not going to be ample info to mock you for

Also I noticed on twitter he was doing a lot of family talk, someone baited him. He talks about spending time and having fun with his cat as some majorly positive thing but like...come on man. It’s a cat, you’re not spending 5 hours a day only playing with this cat...it’s probably just laying near you while you watch stupid shit on tv

Phil says if he breathes in cold air at all he "can't breath". Just from cold air he get's "completely short of breath and have issues". He also claims that his 'weak lungs and throat problems' are genetics ("It's genetics dood") because his mother smoked while she was pregnant and his entire childhood. Despite this Phil says he tried cigarettes in high school. Phil says he 'hates the feeling of having smoke in my lungs', but Phil I thought you lived in the 'Party Dorm Room' and smoked weed and had passed out bitches in your room. timestamp @ 40m57s
Edit: Phil says his problems get really bad after he turns on his heater for the season and that there's nothing he can do about it. I guarantee you Phil hasn't changed the air filter in his furnace ever. Also you can buy a higher rated filter. There are several things you can do about that.

 

[millais]

Phil says if he breathes in cold air at all he "can't breath". Just from cold air he get's "completely short of breath and have issues". He also claims that his 'weak lungs and throat problems' are genetics ("It's genetics dood") because his mother smoked while she was pregnant and his entire childhood. Despite this Phil says he tried cigarettes in high school. Phil says he 'hates the feeling of having smoke in my lungs', but Phil I thought you lived in the 'Party Dorm Room' and smoked weed and had passed out bitches in your room. timestamp @ 40m57s
Edit: Phil says his problems get really bad after he turns on his heater for the season and that there's nothing he can do about it. I guarantee you Phil hasn't changed the air filter in his furnace ever. Also you can buy a higher rated filter. There are several things you can do about that.

It took 6 years, but finally the Seattle air has become a detractor.

 

[Gotta Groom Em All]

Phil says if he breathes in cold air at all he "can't breath". Just from cold air he get's "completely short of breath and have issues". He also claims that his 'weak lungs and throat problems' are genetics ("It's genetics dood") because his mother smoked while she was pregnant and his entire childhood. Despite this Phil says he tried cigarettes in high school. Phil says he 'hates the feeling of having smoke in my lungs', but Phil I thought you lived in the 'Party Dorm Room' and smoked weed and had passed out bitches in your room. timestamp @ 40m57s
Edit: Phil says his problems get really bad after he turns on his heater for the season and that there's nothing he can do about it. I guarantee you Phil hasn't changed the air filter in his furnace ever. Also you can buy a higher rated filter. There are several things you can do about that.

The air filter company called him to remind him to change the filter when he explicitly told them to email him. So fuck them, seriously, if they can't follow simple instructions then he doesn't want to work with them anyway.

 

[Peakock27]

Check the fan thread. That r-tard gave Phil $50 in bits to buy Code Vein. Phil said no. So peakock cheered $5 more to tell Phil he was "out". Been saying troll shit since.

I tipped the 55$ thinking he'd actually buy the game. I saw it as me paying for a good "this is how you don't play" and the last 5$ was the rest of the money I had on twitch. I don't watch twitch so I just gave it to him. Me saying I was "out" was meant as that's the last time you'll get $$ from me was all. I don't hate Phil. I just enjoy watching a shit show.

 

[Salubrious]

DSP's biggest "problem" with money has always been that he's never felt the need to pay anyone.

If DSP make $750K last year, he would still have $130K in credit card debts, no savings, and still probably let the CT condo get foreclosed.

DSP always paid people the bare minimum that he had to, including his own friends, and then blew the rest of his money on stupid shit.

 

[NeverHappened]

I tipped the 55$ thinking he'd actually buy the game. I saw it as me paying for a good "this is how you don't play" and the last 5$ was the rest of the money I had on twitch. I don't watch twitch so I just gave it to him. Me saying I was "out" was meant as that's the last time you'll get $$ from me was all. I don't hate Phil. I just enjoy watching a shit show.

But, the shitshow is guaranteed for free. You bought him "shards" from what I understand.

 

[Peakock27]

But, the shitshow is guaranteed for free. You bought him "shards" from what I understand.

I'm not up to date on all the twitch lingo. Listening to Phil I know there's cheering, subbing and tipping. I didn't wanna sub cause I knew that was the first and last time I'd watch his channel. (Snort burnell, memeology or Ludwig is the only way to watch Phil.) So I'm not sure what I gave the guy. Money is money I figured..

 

[the khat quaffer]

I'm not up to date on all the twitch lingo. Listening to Phil I know there's cheering, subbing and tipping. I didn't wanna sub cause I knew that was the first and last time I'd watch his channel. (Snort burnell, memeology or Ludwig is the only way to watch Phil.) So I'm not sure what I gave the guy. Money is money I figured..

Question: why don't you just send his tax attorney a check instead of giving money to Phil? You know, cut the middlepig out?

That's where it's ending up anyways. That or his WWE Champions account. You just bought him one more pull for another sweaty, oiled up wrestler.

Say hi to mom and let her know what her son does with his money.

 

[tzgnilki]

Phil says if he breathes in cold air at all he "can't breath". Just from cold air he get's "completely short of breath and have issues". He also claims that his 'weak lungs and throat problems' are genetics ("It's genetics dood") because his mother smoked while she was pregnant and his entire childhood. Despite this Phil says he tried cigarettes in high school. Phil says he 'hates the feeling of having smoke in my lungs', but Phil I thought you lived in the 'Party Dorm Room' and smoked weed and had passed out bitches in your room. timestamp @ 40m57s
Edit: Phil says his problems get really bad after he turns on his heater for the season and that there's nothing he can do about it. I guarantee you Phil hasn't changed the air filter in his furnace ever. Also you can buy a higher rated filter. There are several things you can do about that.

he says hot/cold air bothers him, but its cause it's straight from the aircon and it has zero moisture in it, if he went outside once a day, his throat wouldn't be so dry and his body wouldn't have to over produce mucus to compensate for the lack of moisture

artificial air isn't the same as natural air like dsp thinks

 

[Wing Zero]

I tipped the 55$ thinking he'd actually buy the game. I saw it as me paying for a good "this is how you don't play" and the last 5$ was the rest of the money I had on twitch. I don't watch twitch so I just gave it to him. Me saying I was "out" was meant as that's the last time you'll get $$ from me was all. I don't hate Phil. I just enjoy watching a shit show.

You could have watched a shitshow without wasting 55 dollars' worth of bits. Also, it's hilarious that you were so desperate for attention that instead of realizing how stupid you were and just leaving, you HAD to spend that last 5 dollars to tell Phil you're never gonna give him money again.

DSP Quote: Thanks for the money, dummy

https://youtu.be/A4JBnbQJ7A4?list=LLrL7d149r8HCbqoirAsGB-Q&t=759

www.youtube.com

 

[tzgnilki]

You could have watched a shitshow without wasting 55 dollars' worth of bits. Also, it's hilarious that you were so desperate for attention that instead of realizing how stupid you were and just leaving, you HAD to spend that last 5 dollars to tell Phil you're never gonna give him money again.

DSP Quote: Thanks for the money, dummy

https://youtu.be/A4JBnbQJ7A4?list=LLrL7d149r8HCbqoirAsGB-Q&t=759

www.youtube.com

it's the longcon

dsp will have to pay taxes on it

 

[MoonRocker]

Paging @actually.

Any idea why these first two weeks of February 2020 have been so high in terms on contributions?

He has exceeded the daily and nightly tips goal every day for the last two weeks.

I always reveled during the “tips are very slow” salty moments but they’re basically nonexistent right now.

I’m under the impression that tips have increased since the announcement of the bankruptcy; an unpredicted, indirect effect of telling everyone he’s broke thus motivating his spergs to donate more:

 

[Peakock27]

You could have watched a shitshow without wasting 55 dollars' worth of bits. Also, it's hilarious that you were so desperate for attention that instead of realizing how stupid you were and just leaving, you HAD to spend that last 5 dollars to tell Phil you're never gonna give him money again.

DSP Quote: Thanks for the money, dummy

https://youtu.be/A4JBnbQJ7A4?list=LLrL7d149r8HCbqoirAsGB-Q&t=759

www.youtube.com

Well,

You could have watched a shitshow without wasting 55 dollars' worth of bits. Also, it's hilarious that you were so desperate for attention that instead of realizing how stupid you were and just leaving, you HAD to spend that last 5 dollars to tell Phil you're never gonna give him money again.

DSP Quote: Thanks for the money, dummy

https://youtu.be/A4JBnbQJ7A4?list=LLrL7d149r8HCbqoirAsGB-Q&t=759

www.youtube.com

It was awhile back some gave him some cash to buy a switch game I think?. Can't remember exactly. But like I said earlier I thought he'd buy the game and there would be a TIHYDP for my money. That last 5$ was what I had left on the account. If he didn't get it then it'd of just sat there.

 

[DarkSoulsPhil]

I tipped the 55$ thinking he'd actually buy the game. I saw it as me paying for a good "this is how you don't play" and the last 5$ was the rest of the money I had on twitch. I don't watch twitch so I just gave it to him. Me saying I was "out" was meant as that's the last time you'll get $$ from me was all. I don't hate Phil. I just enjoy watching a shit show.

Not only are you retarded enough to give him money (twice), you were more retarded to post here explaining it.

Maybe you could just not be retarded in the future. Optimistic of me I know