Orbiter Aly Hirschberg / Alan Christopher - The creep behind Chris Chan's fundraisers

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Is there anything more pure than the love between two sad, desperate, social pariahs that is actually completely one-sided?

Ahh, to be young and exceptional on line.

What the fuck is up with this trend of seeing Chris as a surrogate mother/sister/butt-buddy; especially from Hirschberg and Socko? It’s pretty obvious Chris would never assume the dominant role in any relationship with that dynamic. Also the very idea of it is horrifying.
 
It's like a monkey's paw situation - he just RPs all day instead.


Chris's debt is distinct from Barb's. His debt is unsecured, from credit cards, and doesn't put the house at risk since nothing is in his name.

Also Barb is as much to blame as Chris for the Financhu Crisis. Her debt is greater than Chris's, it was her decision to blow Bob's nest egg on paying Rob Bell to drag out the Snyder trial, and she took out the mortgage on the house just to deal with her consumer debt.


She couldn't have been in contact with him that long - he was begging for money for years until she recently started throwing money at him. Maybe she got in contact in late 2018? That's when the begging suddenly calmed down.

Dammit! I was meant to say that Hirschberg's donations didn't stop the creditors suing the Chandlers. Damn cellphone auto correct!

Unfortunately as much as I'd hate to say this, it's true according to Chris, he's confirmed through Twitter messages that handwritten letters were exchanged between 2008 and 2010 only under a different name, but Hirschberg would not got a respond back until mid August last year when Hirschberg wrote again only in her tranny name.

Hirschberg used the aliases "Victoria Davidson" (the name used for purchasing Barb's blankets) and "Richard Samuel" when she wrote to Chris between 2008 and 2010. Also Hirschberg never revealed what names she wrote to Chris under, only Chris himself gave a list of what "Sonichu fans" wrote to him and I searched them all through social media and to no surprise Hirschberg's face was in the profile pictures on both Davidson and Samuel's accounts. Samuel is also the name of Hirschberg's rapist father. And I remembered back in late 2007 to 2008 when Chris would upload videos on YouTube, a user would spam his comments section and the typing matches how Hirschberg types and let's not forget her love for Tails the Fox, SadisticLion's YouTube channel had a picture of Tails as the profile photo and if I remember correctly, Hirschberg admitted that @Tailschu was her account until it got banned.

Hirschberg never made her Twitter account until 2014, she's been making Chris fundraisers and has been sending him money and buying his shit for years. She already confessed to being an Ebay and Etsy customer and sent me screenshots of the purchases (much to the horror of my eyes).

I wonder when Hirschberg's going to log back into that @Azrael account?


Of course she'd reply with this. (inserts facepalm GIF here)
Hirschberg is another Sega lover just like Chris, completely obsessed with the Sonic series only Tails is her favorite character. Poor Tails! Isn't Tails just a kid? At least from what I can tell in the voice.

Hirschberg has actually done a Sega campaign herself, only she never maced any video game store employees. She has ranted on fb gaming groups about how Tails should have appeared more in the Sonic games when Sega were still developing consoles. As everyone is expecting, the members of the fb group just responded with laughing emojis and spammed the post telling her how retarded she was.
 
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@Duff I blame you for this person still being alive

If you hate the thread so much why do you keep returning to it and post in it? I'm starting to think you're secretly in love with Hirschberg because you waste seconds of your life and wasting all of your energy by your constant whining. It's just like the closet gays, they say hate homos then they become one.

What the fuck is up with this trend of seeing Chris as a surrogate mother/sister/butt-buddy; especially from Hirschberg and Socko? It’s pretty obvious Chris would never assume the dominant role in any relationship with that dynamic. Also the very idea of it is horrifying.

Sockness is a pervert and Hirschberg is a lunatic. However I don't think Hirschberg is really into all that incestery and paedophilic stuff that Sockness is into. She's more of a crazy sex addict that wants her fucktard ass beaten black and blue out of pleasure whereas Sockness wants to become a giant baby and be breast-fed by CWC or Yaniv and have Pedophiles listed along the LGBT community. Hirschberg's interest in Chris is obviously purely of desperation, loneliness, misery or just plain simple boredom because she has no offline friends and has nothing else better to than milk her way into Chris' life. All her classmates from school and college college befriended her out of pity and Hirschberg spends most of her daily life indoors online according to Lucy Lewis.
 
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If you hate the thread so much why do you keep returning to it and post in it? I'm starting to think you're secretly in love with Hirschberg because you waste seconds of your life and wasting all of your energy by your constant whining. It's just like the closet gays, they say hate homos then they become one.



Sockness is a pervert and Hirschberg is a lunatic. However I don't think Hirschberg is really into all that incestery and paedophilic stuff that Sockness is into. She's more of a crazy sex addict that wants her fucktard ass beaten black and blue out of pleasure whereas Sockness wants to become a giant baby and be breast-fed by CWC or Yaniv and have Pedophiles listed along the LGBT community. Hirschberg's interest in Chris is obviously purely of desperation, loneliness, misery or just plain simple boredom because she has no offline friends and has nothing else better to than tard cum her way into Chris' life. All her classmates from school and college college befriended her out of pity and Hirschberg spends most of her daily life indoors online according to Lucy Lewis.
lol calm down
 
lol calm down

Like I said on your profile, even though you're just messing around, some people won't see it that way, each time you come on this thread you get in a rage fit, it's almost like passion, close to fandom even. Whether or not I made this thread, someone else would, anyone who follows Chris always ends up on here or on the Cwcki.

Either way, people have a right to know who's responsible for enabling Chris. The more information we get, the more we can actually put a stop to it and finally end Chris' fantasy land once and for all and then bring back the classic Chris in the process.
 
Like I said on your profile, even though you're just messing around, some people won't see it that way, each time you come on this thread you get in a rage fit, it's almost like passion, close to fandom even. Whether or not I made this thread, someone else would, anyone who follows Chris always ends up on here or on the Cwcki.

Either way, people have a right to know who's responsible for enabling Chris. The more information we get, the more we can actually put a stop to it and finally end Chris' fantasy land once and for all and then bring back the classic Chris in the process.
You're being way too defensive. And finding info is good but it's absolutely not going to have an effect on Chris or his enablers.
 
When @Null, @Marvin & @The Captain got information on the Idea Guys and the Teen Troon Squad, they finally stopped messing with Chris.
It wasn't information on its own that stopped them. The Idea Guys were ousted by The Captain playing along with Chris's fantasies to gain his trust and enable Captain to shut out the Idea Guys. The Squad was ousted by getting doxed.

And then Chris just went and found some other enablers to play make-believe with, and there's an endless supply of them.
 
If Chris’s fairy godfaggot wants to bankrupt itself for the rest of its life, fucking go for it. Why shut it down? At this point, they’re only harming their own future by just barely keeping Chris’s fat head above water.

We’re not here to dole out life lessons. We’re here to laugh at idiots, and this is a two-fer.
 
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Do we know how much money Barb was given on that second mortgage?
As of 3ish years ago, they still had $115K to pay. The house itself, not factoring in the damage from being a hoard house that's filled with shit and piss and that's burned down once, is worth no more than $150K-$160K. Factoring in what the Chandlers have done to it, I'd legitimately say it's worth around $130K max. I'm not sure if we know when she took it out, but it was presumably after Bob died, and most likely after she threw away tens of thousands of dollars on Rob Bell, so it had to be a decent amount.

It's even funnier when you consider the fact that she got the second mortgage to pay down her consumer debt, then still got sued by both Discover and Capital One for $20K.
 
Not just any black woman, a exceptional one. Lol, I love how people always love to claim that Chris' enablers have the best of intenchuns.
Mmhm. Just like that other one that turned on him on Twitter today. Came right out with the ol cum and Fanta jokes after one bad interaction. Everybody is just looking for their angle in the end.
 
Oh so this fucking spore is an edge lord racist? But probably also cries for tranny civil rights?


Isn’t the UK nanny state locking people up for Hitler pugs? And this slug is literally forcing a black woman to dance for it while calling her a coon.


Like Chris, it's all about themselves, it's okay for them to have human rights, but not anyone else. They don't give a shit about anyone else except themselves, they world apparently only revolves purely on fat, smelly, racist autistic trannies.


Not just any black woman, a exceptional one. Lol, I love how people always love to claim that Chris' enablers have the best of intenchuns.


I actually feel bad for her, you can hear in one of the videos she wants to go inside because it's freezing and this fucktard demanding she dance and perform like some poor circus animal!


Sorry for the double post. Where’s my dam edit button.


I don’t get mad at most shit here, but those videos up there are pretty much at idea guy levels of sadism. I think Aly may start requiring more attention ..


And this is the same person who had tard rage over Sockness messing with Chris' head and using him. I don't buy any of that crap that Hirschberg is a genuine "fan" and is giving him sympathy money. Give it a few more months and Hirschberg will probably be getting Chris to be performing on camera for her, probably for money. If Hirschberg really does genuinely care for Chris, she wouldn't be feeding into his delusions, she's still role-playing with him about that dimensional merge BS. One of her tweets has a screencap of an email from a troll asking her to contact Chris and "Magi-Chan" about her OC villains. Apparently there's not just Kobayashi, Katy and Zeke, there's a Dr. Watanabe as well.

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I live fairly near Luton. Near enough that I could probably get a 15 minute train journey to where this guy is. Not that I want to hunt him down or anything. It's just...it's a dull place that breeds weirdos
 
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