DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[FalsePositive]

Well,

It was awhile back some gave him some cash to buy a switch game I think?. Can't remember exactly. But like I said earlier I thought he'd buy the game and there would be a TIHYDP for my money. That last 5$ was what I had left on the account. If he didn't get it then it'd of just sat there.

You are simultaneously autistic and retarded. Are you at least a Dubai sand prince?

 

[Peakock27]

Not only are you exceptional enough to give him money (twice), you were more exceptional to post here explaining it.

Maybe you could just not be exceptional in the future. Optimistic of me I know

I will admit, this thread has all the charm that it's know for

 

[Wing Zero]

It was awhile back some gave him some cash to buy a switch game I think?. Can't remember exactly. But like I said earlier I thought he'd buy the game and there would be a TIHYDP for my money. That last 5$ was what I had left on the account. If he didn't get it then it'd of just sat there.

Here's an idea: Give the money to a streamer that's NOT a lolcow. They would have actually appreciated it, and you wouldn't have been forced to come on this forum to try and justify how much of a wheelchair you are. You might have even been able to find someone entertaining to watch.

 

[DarkSoulsPhil]

I will admit, this thread has all the charm that it's know for

And you are just as retarded as the rest of his fans.

Yes, you are a fan

 

[Peakock27]

And you are just as exceptional as the rest of his fans.

Yes, you are a fan

I'm more interested in how the story ends at this point. With this bankruptcy it seems that his time may be up at this point. How in the heck do you get 100k in credit card debt. You can't live like he does and everything eventually not come crashing down

 

[FalsePositive]

I'm more interested in how the story ends at this point. With this bankruptcy it seems that his time may be up at this point. How in the heck do you get 100k in credit card debt. You can't live like he does and everything eventually not come crashing down

I like to envision it happening like this: Dark goes to the court house in his black begging shirt, sits in front of a judge, and his lawyer stuffs you in a barrel and throws you down a waterfall.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

I tipped the 55$ thinking he'd actually buy the game. I saw it as me paying for a good "this is how you don't play" and the last 5$ was the rest of the money I had on twitch. I don't watch twitch so I just gave it to him. Me saying I was "out" was meant as that's the last time you'll get $$ from me was all. I don't hate Phil. I just enjoy watching a shit show.

“Thanks for the money dummies”

Paging @actually.

Any idea why these first two weeks of October have been so high in terms on contributions?

He has exceeded the daily and nightly tips goal every day for the last two weeks.

I always reveled during the “tips are very slow” salty moments but they’re basically nonexistent right now.

I’m under the impression that tips have increased since the announcement of the bankruptcy; an unpredicted, indirect effect of telling everyone he’s broke thus motivating his spergs to donate more:

Now I’m not expert but from what I’ve noticed it’s just whales donating half or more the tips goal in addition to the way he regularly hits it. I’ve noticed several times he’ll already hit or be close to the goal and someone will just send 50-100 dollars on their own. It’s just usual whale shit

 

[BrokeACKMountain]

I tipped the 55$ thinking he'd actually buy the game. I saw it as me paying for a good "this is how you don't play" and the last 5$ was the rest of the money I had on twitch. I don't watch twitch so I just gave it to him. Me saying I was "out" was meant as that's the last time you'll get $$ from me was all. I don't hate Phil. I just enjoy watching a shit show.

Your first error was thinking he'd do something that made sense. Unless Phil is being held at gunpoint, he's not going to spend money to appease his fans. No matter what anyone gives him, they'll eventually end up in the trash meaning less than nothing to him - the only thing his fans are to him are a benefits check.

I will admit, this thread has all the charm that it's know for

It's a case of calling a spade a spade. I do appreciate it when others realize what an utter piece of human trash DSP is, but I don't really know what you were expecting by telling us you'd tipped him $60 (enough to make a difference to someone who genuinely deserved it) only to tell him you aren't going to tip any more. You really should of just tagged him or used the channel PenisPoints to let him know you were (g)out. I don't mean this personally but tipping him once was stupid, and tipping him twice was really fucking stupid.

 

[Peakock27]

Your first error was thinking he'd do something that made sense. Unless Phil is being held at gunpoint, he's not going to spend money to appease his fans. No matter what anyone gives him, they'll eventually end up in the trash meaning less than nothing to him - the only thing his fans are to him are a benefits check.



It's a case of calling a spade a spade. I do appreciate it when others realize what an utter piece of human trash DSP is, but I don't really know what you were expecting by telling us you'd tipped him $60 (enough to make a difference to someone who genuinely deserved it) only to tell him you aren't going to tip any more. You really should of just tagged him or used the channel PenisPoints to let him know you were (g)out. I don't mean this personally but tipping him once was stupid, and tipping him twice was really fucking stupid.

I have thick skin my dood. I take nothing personal on the internet. Idk enough about twitch to use his points or who else to give the money to. I know plenty of people who enjoy twitch But isn't more fun to play the game yourself rather than watch someone play it?.

 

[TheyCallItNPD]

If I had $5 and no other way to spend it, I'd rather burn it than give it to Phil.

If you'd rather give it to Phil, you're a DSP fan.

 

[Wing Zero]

I know plenty of people who enjoy twitch But isn't more fun to play the game yourself rather than watch someone play it?.

Says the guy who earlier admitted to giving Phil money cause he wanted Phil to play Code Vein.

 

[Prince Lotor]

Well,

It was awhile back some gave him some cash to buy a switch game I think?. Can't remember exactly. But like I said earlier I thought he'd buy the game and there would be a TIHYDP for my money. That last 5$ was what I had left on the account. If he didn't get it then it'd of just sat there.

I was going to ask you why you spent $77 to give him $55 instead of just buying a physical copy off Amazon and having it shipped to his address. I'm not sure if it would have been more funny to see him chimp out over getting a physical copy he could only get like $3 for at GameStop when he doesn't play it rather than him just taking your $55 and telling you to get fucked. Edit: He definitely at least would have gone on an 'OMG so SCARY!' rant because someone sent something to his address.

Generally we hear repeatedly that it was the ease of purchase that caused people to "fund the shitshow" by purchasing bits, was this your thinking as well when you purchased bits to "buy entertainment" from Phil?
Were you aware that he makes $100+K a year and doesn't need anyone's money to buy games, nor does he take recommendations, when you made your purchase?
How long was it between watching detractor content on YouTube and deciding to "give Phil money so that detractors could make entertaining content you enjoy" was it?
Did you have a specific TIHYDP creator in mind that you hoped would make one?

 

[Muppetmode]

He mentioned getting a job at Microsoft or Boeing if streaming/Youtube came to an end when he moved out to Seattle. I guess he could get a customer service job there, but that's about it.

He said his uncle’s an engineer right? Maybe he’s hoping his uncle/dad could get him a high paying job again

I tipped the 55$ thinking he'd actually buy the game. I saw it as me paying for a good "this is how you don't play" and the last 5$ was the rest of the money I had on twitch. I don't watch twitch so I just gave it to him. Me saying I was "out" was meant as that's the last time you'll get $$ from me was all. I don't hate Phil. I just enjoy watching a shit show.

He’s been pretty adamant about not playing code vein. As for the goose game that was kind of a popular game still at the time, also the refund drama

 

[Peakock27]

Says the guy who earlier admitted to giving Phil money cause he wanted Phil to play Code Vein.

I guess you haven't seen Ludwig's TIHYDP for bloodborne. That's what I was hoping to get for my $$.

 

[JamFlowMan]

I guess you haven't seen Ludwig's TIHYDP for bloodborne. That's what I was hoping to get for my $$.

Yeah we get it. It's just there are an astounding number of holes and flaws in your plan. It is a jaw dropping level of exceptionalism.

 

[Royalty Free Fish Food]

I guess you haven't seen Ludwig's TIHYDP for bloodborne. That's what I was hoping to get for my $$.

You're still a moron who should neck himself for the benefit of the gene pool. Jesus.

 

[Peakock27]

You're still a moron who should neck himself for the benefit of the gene pool. Jesus.

There's the charm

You're still a moron who should neck himself for the benefit of the gene pool. Jesus.

Clearly I should have put more thought into this. Seemed like a good idea at the moment

 

[100% VIRGIN M00TY]

I guess you haven't seen Ludwig's TIHYDP for bloodborne. That's what I was hoping to get for my $$.

I don't understand... you gave him money for a game he has said multiple times he won't play because muh wife in the hopes he would give in and agree to play it this particular time. And why this game? There are so many This is how you don't plays out there, could you not just watch some of them that you hadn't seen yet? You could of at least just asked him to play it with a dollar tip attached and you would have got the same response and not wasted a ton of money doing it (like every other "ironic fan"). Did you create a Twitch account just to throw money at the pig? Where exactly did you find out about him?

I do not get why you and others keep throwing money at Phil. Where do you all get this spare money from? How much social security money do NEETs get per month? The pig is swimming in more tips now than ever before. When Phil said he needed "the same or better khantributions" his command was heard loud and clear.

 

[Funko Pops NFT collector]

I guess you haven't seen Ludwig's TIHYDP for bloodborne. That's what I was hoping to get for my $$.

Next time go on deviant art and commission some art from someone with a funny idea,with that money you cloud have done something much more entertaining that what you just did.

 

[Near]

How in the heck do you get 100k in credit card debt. You can't live like he does and everything eventually not come crashing down

I dunno. Maybe it's time for you to take out a crippling loan yourself, and donate it all to him to find out. He'll answer you, trust me. He won't spend it on WWE Champions and call you a retard in the back of his head. Phillip Burnell is a man of business, so consider it like him charging you a hundred bucks per word of his response towards you. It'll be money well spent, you should look into it.