DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[The Penultimate Warrior]

There's the charm

Clearly I should have put more thought into this. Seemed like a good idea at the moment

Real talk, you can watch the trainwreck unfold without giving him a cent. In fact the less he gets, the saltier he becomes. You have given money to a man who doesn't care less about you, and who is a proven scam artist using the money that is supposed to be for his bills on jpegs of wrestlers. Give the 50 to a streamer who appreciates it, give it to charity, spend it on a night out. Hell, give it to a cam whore to flash her tits, at least you'll get something in return.

 

[subtleT]

I guess you haven't seen Ludwig's TIHYDP for bloodborne. That's what I was hoping to get for my $$.

So why not donate to Ludwig World Order instead?? I can't possibly fathom the reasoning behind donating to a person in hopes of a specific YouTuber making a parody of the playthrough. Just wow. That is some real 4D chess you're playing. You obviously like the attention, so I really shouldn't feed into it, but the only people who are a bigger dumpster fire than Phil are the people who willingly give him money.

 

[Prince Lotor]

I have thick skin my dood. I take nothing personal on the internet. Idk enough about twitch to use his points or who else to give the money to. I know plenty of people who enjoy twitch But isn't more fun to play the game yourself rather than watch someone play it?.

Seems like you came here to get drug through the mud and convince yourself of your justifications for behaving like a retard by repeating them. Unsurprisingly masochistic behavior from someone who flushes money down the toilet, but at least you got 1 thing you wanted today.

You are not unique or even interesting, many people have come here and said the exact same dumb shit you just did. If all you're here to do is argue with anonymous people who don't give a fuck about how 'I'm not as stupid as you think I am', you're definitely at least as stupid as they think you are.

 

[L.I.M.B. Commander]

What I'm trying figure out myself is what is his issue with Code Vein???

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

What I'm trying figure out myself is what is his issue with Code Vein???

Anime titties, because he's a mature adult and not a children's entertainer

 

[Fuckyoudad]

I will admit, this thread has all the charm that it's know for

It's your money. Do what you like with it. Just don't expect to share that information on this board and be welcomed a la darkseid's stream chat:

You'll garner more pahsitive attention under the banner of Philly Cheese Steak's stable if that's what you crave. Just you know.. not from Phil himself, he doesn't give a shit about your $5.

So I'm not sure what I gave the guy. Money is money I figured..

Keen insight into the mind of his fanbase for sure.

 

[Synth]

Anime titties, because he's a mature adult and not a children's entertainer

Honestly, it looks like a shitty Souls clone from what I've seen of it, and the people making a fuss about him not playing it seem more obsessed with anime tiddies than Phil hating them.

 

[gaarashatan]

when is phil going to play the special dark souls run that was voted for

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

when is phil going to play the special dark souls run that was voted for

Phil's going to play hide the wiener in prison later this year..I hope they have gout proof rubbers in the prison commissary!

 

[Third_World_Detractor]

I guess you haven't seen Ludwig's TIHYDP for bloodborne. That's what I was hoping to get for my $$.

You know you could give this money to a "nice lady" and have a good time (losing you v-card maybe?) but instead you gave it to a fat greasy fuck on the internet who will spend in a gacha wrestling game... Congrats...

 

[BallBuster]

I will admit, this thread has all the charm that it's know for

You gave Phil at least $60. He has $130,000 in CC debt. $40,000+ deep in a fucking mobile game. You come here and seriously think you have any clout to be a sarcastic little twat? You are in the wrong fucking place for that. But sure stick around, I’m sure this is going to go well for you.

 

[Comma]

Paging @actually.

Any idea why these first two weeks of October have been so high in terms on contributions?

He has exceeded the daily and nightly tips goal every day for the last two weeks.

I always reveled during the “tips are very slow” salty moments but they’re basically nonexistent right now.

I’m under the impression that tips have increased since the announcement of the bankruptcy; an unpredicted, indirect effect of telling everyone he’s broke thus motivating his spergs to donate more:

(I think you mean February instead of October?)

Here's an attempt to give some kind of an overview, based on my own numbers:
Disclaimer: the numbers should be fairly accurate, unless I fucked up big time somewhere. In that case it was not my fault. Nothing I could do.

<> Average amounts of tips/cheers/subs/totals - calculated over the past six months (Aug-Jan), DSP received the following amounts on average:

- average tips per month: $4.175
- average cheers and subs per month: $3.726
- average total (cheers, subs, tips) per month: $7.901

<> Current stats since the Bankruptcy Saga announcement was made, so from January 16 to February 16:

- tips: $5.514 => 132% compared to average
- cheers + subs: $3.504 => 94% compared to average
- total (tips + cheers + subs): $9.018 => 114% compared to average

So yeah, tips are up by a decent amount and cheers + subs are around the average amount since the bankruptcy was announced, making the total to be around 14% above average.

But here's the kicker: the tips amount has been boosted by a couple of significant contributions during this period. For example:

- a couple of people went all out during the February 12 Pokéscam stream, outbidding each other with multiple $25+ tips (one person's tips added up to at least $192)
- "Godzilla" tipped $200 during the February 13 early stream
- Straightcashhomie29 has been stepping up with multiple $10-40 tips the past few week in an attempt to buy his way into becoming a mod

In short: a couple of paypigs have been stepping up, so nothing we haven't seen before, tbh.

To put things into perspective, DSP received roughly $920 in tips alone during the four streams of February 12 & 13. I haven't calculated what DSP receives on average per day in tips, but just looking at the numbers I'd estimate that to be around $150 a day (the two streams combined).
So if you take away the exorbitant $920 received during the four streams of February 12 & 13 and replace that with the "normal average" of $300 (2 * $150 a day), you'll get a tips total for Jan 16 to Feb 16 of $5.514 -/- $620 = $4.894 instead. Compared to the 6-month average of $4.175, that's "only" 117%. And this is excluding (most of) Straightcashhomie29's sudden tipping surge, for example.

So yeah, that should give a rough idea of how much of an impact a handful of whales can have on monthly totals.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Phil says if he breathes in cold air at all he "can't breath". Just from cold air he get's "completely short of breath and have issues". He also claims that his 'weak lungs and throat problems' are genetics ("It's genetics dood") because his mother smoked while she was pregnant and his entire childhood. Despite this Phil says he tried cigarettes in high school. Phil says he 'hates the feeling of having smoke in my lungs', but Phil I thought you lived in the 'Party Dorm Room' and smoked weed and had passed out bitches in your room. timestamp @ 40m57s
Edit: Phil says his problems get really bad after he turns on his heater for the season and that there's nothing he can do about it. I guarantee you Phil hasn't changed the air filter in his furnace ever. Also you can buy a higher rated filter. There are several things you can do about that.

Sounds like he has asthma.

 

[Watamelon]

I guess you haven't seen Ludwig's TIHYDP for bloodborne. That's what I was hoping to get for my $$.

After your comments, I wonder if most paypigs are actually fetishists into findom.

Sounds like he has asthma.

Nah.

It sounds like DSP is bitching about yet another thing and refusing to accept responsibility.

Weak lungs? Maybe do ten fucking minutes of exercise a day. His lungs are prolly the size of his brain by now. Clean your fucking goutopia.

 

[L.I.M.B. Commander]

(I think you mean February instead of October?)

Here's an attempt to give some kind of an overview, based on my own numbers:
Disclaimer: the numbers should be fairly accurate, unless I fucked up big time somewhere. In that case it was not my fault. Nothing I could do.

<> Average amounts of tips/cheers/subs/totals - calculated over the past six months (Aug-Jan), DSP received the following amounts on average:

- average tips per month: $4.175
- average cheers and subs per month: $3.726
- average total (cheers, subs, tips) per month: $7.901

<> Current stats since the Bankruptcy Saga announcement was made, so from January 16 to February 16:

- tips: $5.514 => 132% compared to average
- cheers + subs: $3.504 => 94% compared to average
- total (tips + cheers + subs): $9.018 => 114% compared to average

So yeah, tips are up by a decent amount and cheers + subs are around the average amount since the bankruptcy was announced, making the total to be around 14% above average.

But here's the kicker: the tips amount has been boosted by a couple of significant contributions during this period. For example:

- a couple of people went all out during the February 12 Pokéscam stream, outbidding each other with multiple $25+ tips (one person's tips added up to at least $192)
- "Godzilla" tipped $200 during the February 13 early stream
- Straightcashhomie29 has been stepping up with multiple $10-40 tips the past few week in an attempt to buy his way into becoming a mod

In short: a couple of paypigs have been stepping up, so nothing we haven't seen before, tbh.

To put things into perspective, DSP received roughly $920 in tips alone during the four streams of February 12 & 13. I haven't calculated what DSP receives on average per day in tips, but just looking at the numbers I'd estimate that to be around $150 a day (the two streams combined).
So if you take away the exorbitant $920 received during the four streams of February 12 & 13 and replace that with the "normal average" of $300 (2 * $150 a day), you'll get a tips total for Jan 16 to Feb 16 of $5.514 -/- $620 = $4.894 instead. Compared to the 6-month average of $4.175, that's "only" 117%. And this is excluding (most of) Straightcashhomie29's sudden tipping surge, for example.

So yeah, that should give a rough idea of how much of an impact a handful of whales can have on monthly totals.

Yeaaaaaaaa.......I don't really see this lasting for too long I mean the money well has to dry up sometime right.....RIGHT?!?!?!

 

[Iron Hamster]

I do not get why you and others keep throwing money at Phil. Where do you all get this spare money from? How much social security money do NEETs get per month?

This is the part I really don't get. They can only be getting $1500 - 2000 TOPS. A friend (formerly self employed) is paralyzed from the waist down and only gets $800. Another friend who had a stroke and actually worked all his life is allegedly getting less than that. Both these people, of course, need financial help so are living with someone. So no doubt the wheelers are too and more likely a family member who should be aiding in the fiscal responsibility.

 

[millais]

This is the part I really don't get. They can only be getting $1500 - 2000 TOPS. A friend (formerly self employed) is paralyzed from the waist down and only gets $800. Another friend who had a stroke and actually worked all his life is allegedly getting less than that.

Presumably the paypigs are living at home, so that cuts down on many of their expenses so they have more money to fork over to the Pigroach.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

This is the part I really don't get. They can only be getting $1500 - 2000 TOPS. A friend (formerly self employed) is paralyzed from the waist down and only gets $800. Another friend who had a stroke and actually worked all his life is allegedly getting less than that. Both these people, of course, need financial help so are living with someone. So no doubt the wheelers are too and more likely a family member who should be aiding in the fiscal responsibility.

Max SSI is about $900/month, effectively $1100/month including food stamps. SSDI can be like a few hundred more. You can waste some money, but it's really reckless to.

The really pathetic ones are the many teens/lower 20s that are working minimum wage jobs and blow their money on Phil. They need lessons on financial management now.

 

[Third_World_Detractor]

Presumably the paypigs are living at home, so that cuts down on many of their expenses so they have more money to fork over to the Pigroach.

Probably living at the expense of others.

 

[Schrödinger's Kat]

Presumably the paypigs are living at home, so that cuts down on many of their expenses so they have more money to fork over to the Pigroach.

In addition to that, they are probably putting everything on credit cards. And plan on going bankrupt on it. Just like Phil.