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For a 3-4 year old car, it sure seems to be lemon. Now it has to haul 400 pounds (allegedly) and an autistic man around. Who would have thought buying a super high mileage car would lead to so many problems...
Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser
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She tried to match her makeup to the Italian beef.
This may be one of the lowest effort fat girl things she has ever done. Who matches their makeup to dinner??
This may be one of the lowest effort fat girl things she has ever done. Who matches their makeup to dinner??
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- Dec 1, 2018
So, car's having issues so she cancelled a trip to Mom's but she's cool with driving it to show us an empty field? What fast food will she be devouring next to said empty field? I'm gonna go with....Burger King I guess..
BoobooKitty
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I am loving this. Let's see if she can do 10 in a row.
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- May 11, 2019
I was waiting for that first-bite-O-face that usually accompanies her fast food ecstasy. No bueno. Chantal could barely conceal her disappointment at this actual "home-cooked" meal. Sad fatso is sad.
Whatthefuck
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You know, most ladies, hell, most humans take smaller bites because we understand that unhingeing one’s jaw is inherently animalistic and unattractive. Not our Chinny Chin Chin. She just leans into it TMJ and all. She looks like a fucking python devouring a goat whole. It’s not new, it’s not shocking, but it’s still fucking disgusting.
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- Feb 20, 2019
Has she used these plates before? I know she's used the ugly dark red ones and she frequently eats straight off of a cutting board but these white plates with a yellow floral rim look different.
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- Dec 31, 2019
While I agree I have to think - Hey, at least it’s more effort than she put into her “Mystery Monday” story. Just reading off someone else’s text from her computer... isn’t that a basic reading comprehension thing, most people should be able to read a story and then retell it in their own words afterwards? Not our completely English honours major.
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She has used them in the past. I confirmed this with a quick scroll through her thumbnails.
Then got a screenshot of Bibi's head for old times' sake.
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- Sep 30, 2019
While Chantal has never been a glowing poster child for health and wellness, clearly, she is looking alarmingly worse for wear. Not just the obvious weight gain, but the whole 450-pound ham package. I am no physician, but I think it's her very fatty liver, and I really think it is going to conk out very soon.
Were all those fast-food binges, dipping sauces, and cheese seizures really worth it, Chantal? Jesus Christ.
Were all those fast-food binges, dipping sauces, and cheese seizures really worth it, Chantal? Jesus Christ.
chantalisfat
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She's pale as fuck, and seems swollen and bloated ... even for her.
She never told us what those mysterious health issues were that kept her in the hospital and off of YT, did she?
It could be her liver, another blood clot, diabeetus. What would require her to go into the hospital several times in those two or three weeks?
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I miss him already!
But I bet chantal has eaten his weight in fast food already.
BoobooKitty
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If it was anything serious, she would be milking it already.
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- Nov 23, 2018
This reminds me of her old creepy pasta videos where she’d squish a ton of cheese ladened spaghetti into her mouth while mumbling about some random spooky story she reads right off the computer. How entertaining Chantal thank you.
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KimWexlerEsq
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A couple of non life-threatening cases of attention seeking, with a differential diagnosis of stalling for time and/or reasons for her lack of being “so, so successful” in losing weight in two weeks as she had bragged about.
She looks like she’s being sworn in here, which is fitting because there is probably a collection of McDonald’s/Taco Bell/Popeye’s coupons on the table under her other hand, and these are her sacred texts.
Yet she will continue to tell lies, all lies, nothing but lies...
Dingleberry Cupcakes
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That fucking 100 yard stare when she shoves a double/triple bite in her mouth. I almost feel bad for her. Words may mean nothing to her, but I know, that she knows, exactly what she's doing.
#healthyatanytonne
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I don't think this video warrants a recap, it's that boring. Even she says it at the end of it. The only interesting thing that happened was hearing Bibi in the background playing his videogames and asking her where the bread is at some point. If you guys want me to I'll recap it though.
But, at the same time, it's also pretty horrifying: she gets out of breath while reading, sitting and eating. She tries to add her commentary to what she reads but she's reached such a level of brain-dead syndrome that she almost cannot form a coherent sentence. She also unhinges her jaw to make room for the monstrosity that were those sandwiches. By the way, who the fuck dunks their sandwich in meat juice? Not even gravy, fucking juice.
Oh, also apparently we might get an Adventure with Peetz tomorrow. I'm sure it'll be absolutely riveting and revolutionary content.
But, at the same time, it's also pretty horrifying: she gets out of breath while reading, sitting and eating. She tries to add her commentary to what she reads but she's reached such a level of brain-dead syndrome that she almost cannot form a coherent sentence. She also unhinges her jaw to make room for the monstrosity that were those sandwiches. By the way, who the fuck dunks their sandwich in meat juice? Not even gravy, fucking juice.
Oh, also apparently we might get an Adventure with Peetz tomorrow. I'm sure it'll be absolutely riveting and revolutionary content.
Pout*s*ine
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So, hey guys hey, I'm gonna give you the recap no one asked for. I'll take my autistic ratings:
-after the usual lame-ass intro follows yet another lame-ass intro that's supposed to be creepy, I guess. Unsolved murders, yadda, yadda. It's much too long.
- this video couldn't possibly pass us by without the "obligatory" Sham voice. So it's not the butt shots that are obligatory in Chantal's mind, it's the Sham voice. We could be spared of both, honestly.
- she starts by showing us two huge-ass beef sirloins which she's cooking in two different pots because they're so huge they need to be cooked in different pots. May I remind you Chantal is a single lady now. Nevermind, she's still eating for five.
- she enumerates the other ingredients and the way she says pepperoncini grates on my nerves. Also, she's trying to sexualize the way she pronounces "buns" and it's pathetic.
- she reminds us she also added some Worcestershire sauce which Chantal, the honors English graduate, pronounces completely wrong but she read Shakespeare, you goyze.
- she waited 6 hours for that beef to cook. Can you imagine? Queen of Abstinence right here. I wonder how many Ubereats she ordered meanwhile.
- of course, of course she has to smother those buuunzss in butter before "sampling" those "bad boys."
- "hey, guysss, hey, welcome, welcome to dinner time!" She looks positively ravishing and two of her chins are hidden by the humongous sammiches. So, win-win.
- ok, hold up! Is she LARPing as still having a relationship with Beeh-beeh? I swear this bitch is trying to create the illusion that they were cooking together. He's in the room with her and she addresses him in the baby-voice. "We were waiting for dinner to cook and we were so hungry we totally devoured these chips, you guys." Bitch, stop. Just don't.
- she proceeds to dump the rest of the bag of chips on her plate. Because what's a pound of chips when you're already eating 4 pounds of beef in buttered buns, amirite?
- she tried to match her make-up to the Italian beef. Excuse me while I lose my shit laughing. That's goals right there, gorl. ALR could never.
- *baby voice something something soda*, welcome to another episode of Mystery Monday that no one wished for.
- today is family day in Canada and she was gonna see her mom...*Bibi clears his throat in the background* He's calling bullshit.
- there's kinda like a problem with the car so she can't go see her mom. Chantal doesn't go into detail but the problem isn't because she drove it to America and made the trip back to Canada 20 pounds heavier, okay? No, you haterzzz cut that shit right out, you know nothing.
- she admits she's a lazy ass because she has the story pulled up on her computer. So she's reading while eating. But instead of reading hate comments on youtube, she's reading a mystery story. It's a way of life.
- I notice an increase in the number of times she says "SO!". Wouldn't be the first time Amber rubs off on her.
- she describes the food, sorry guys, I have zero patience for this, but all you need to know is that the plastic container is actually the oils and juice from the meat - she is eating that. Jesus.
- Bibi's playing his game while she stuffs her face right next to him. But they totally broke up just last week. Trust and believe.
_ okay, this bitch is reading from her computer now and I'm not freaking interested.
- by the end of her reading lesson, the plate is absolutely cleeeaann.
- she's imagining a scenario where aliens abduct her but they would need two beams to lift her, just like Homer. Awww, self-deprecating Queen.
- maybe she'll do a UFO themed mukbang. Yeah, right.
- "alright, guyss, I guess that's it". If there's any mysteries you want her to read off her computer, do let her know.
I'm comped out. I hope the faux Canadian valley accent doesn't haunt my dreams.
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The way shes gasping for breath just stood in the kitchen cooking is so sad, can’t even gush about food without needing an oxygen tank