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Personality will not make you sexually attractive, people.
When your pasty, frail body is on top of a girl, weakly thrusting away... do you really think she cares about your sense of humour?
If you can't laugh with your partner in the bedroom, your relationship needs serious work
 
this forum literally would not exist if everyone here was 6'2"+ with just a fraction of simon nessman's angularity and some of his features.

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Personality will not make you sexually attractive, people.
When your pasty, frail body is on top of a girl, weakly thrusting away... do you really think she cares about your sense of humour?
Jokes cause orgasms, that's how sex works, right?

Pasty and frail you can change. And sexual prowess comes with practice. It's a skill, it has nothing to do with how you look. Shit, look up Pierre Woodman on a porn site; He's balding, pudgy, and not handsome - and he's damn good at pleasing women.
 
For people so worked up about petty insults, that's pretty much all you can respond with
To be fair, I responded to your "I get laid more than you, flossman, neener neener" post with a logical conclusion (since my ability to type in complete sentences and use punctuation lessen my ability to get laid) and then with a pretty awesome song.

Are you sure you don't want a bro-hug? No homo, I assure you.
 
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