Bigot Brigade Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

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Coolio55 said:
Yep. I am rarely absolutely shocked by a piece of text but when he talked about greasing up mr sunshine my jaw dropped when I reached the infamous paragraph.
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Yeah, that was him. He also had another story about using some kind of ass toy that was on a silicone rip cord, and the rip cord broke and the toy was stuck in his ass until he was able to crap it out later that night.
 
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It was absolutely GE re: colon blow, he was experimenting with "Mr. Sunshine" in the shower, and kicked some ass-flesh down the drain, it was enough to make the front page!

www.somethingawful.com

We're Bringing Sexy Back

My level 60 Night Elf is a real hottie.
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I decided it'd be fun to fuck myself earlier this evening/morning. So I greased up Mr Sunshine and went to work. I had fun for 10 minutes and came. Then I was feeling the need to shower, so I did.

This is where things get graphic. Stop here if you don't want to cry.

Shortly after I started my shower, I felt a bit of matter coming out. Not terribly unusual, I just got done pounding my ass. It landed on the floor of the shower. A few moments later I notice it's moving... strangely as it slowly gets washed towards the drain.

Last chance to stop. It's horriffic.
I nudge it with my toe and, to my horror, realize it's one piece. As in, a connected piece, as if it were... tissue. I think it's a bit of the outer layer of the colon. I feel like I'm going to pass out. I just crapped a piece of my ass out of my ass. I get it down the drain as quickly as possible and then sit down in the tub, I felt like I was having a panic attack. I'd had plenty of ass sex before and not noticed this. Maybe this happened and I simply didn't notice it, or maybe the ass "sheds" like this on its own occasionally, and no one really notices it (or admits they did). My ass didn't hurt at all, but it does now, kind of, probably because I haven't stopped thinking about this horror for the last 90 minutes.

So the moral of the story is I really don't want to do this again. It makes me sad because I enjoy anal sex. Maybe others have heartier colons that I. But for god's sake, use condoms. If anything with a pulse goes in there, make sure it's sheathed.
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Get a load of shadowcatboy there on the top too, where he skirted a perma for a decade in favor of becoming hilarious frontpage content by framing his pedophilia the same way McCaine did. He still isn't perma'd, it's just a regular ban that people had to kick and scream for, even though they were pretty quick with JD's initial perma
 
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smackpops said:
this is gecafe
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A more suspicious mind full of fear and doubt would presume something inhuman in the bloodline, something polluting the flesh to produce someone who looks like that. Their's almost a sense of uncanny valley to it.

Either some commited cousin fucking produced that and I'm talking centuries of precision breeding so the incestious line doesnt collapse or His Grandmother was fucked by Shub-Niggurath.
 
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Struggles of a troon are real

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It's so hard to find a good Transition doctor mentall illness clinic, but we must be vigilent

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At last some progress

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UH-HO!

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Price is right losing horn

This is the sound that comes up in my head when I think about a fail. Like the Mets losing a ballgame to the Phillies 10-0.
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So Logan's brilliant marketing plan is the same one that caused Cracked to crash and burn, ie paying peanuts to unfunny randoms to shit out "comedy" articles that nobody will read because it isn't 2005.

And no doubt if anyone with any actual talent does write an article or two they'll be hired by some other publication that isn't owned by an abusive addict who pays his staff in pocket lint and empty crisp packets. Then Lowtax will get real mad that they left and ineffectively try to claim credit for their work. Plus ça change, plus c'est le même chose.
 
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Katy Perry Mason said:
If you ask him, it's all about integrity and "not selling out". Fucking lol
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"Hey everyone, I'm notorious for jewing the fuck out of everyone who has ever worked for me or given me content, now I'm accepting applications for anyone fucking stupid enough to work for me, I might consider paying you after like four to eight weeks maybe, if I think you deserve it, sort of, anyways I'd expect many articles per month and also again, I'm not payin' ya because some people in the past got mad when I refused to pay them after featuring their work on my website and whatnot, how dare they!"



Lowtax is more jewish than fuckin Weinstein at this point.
 
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