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A gamer walks into a doctors office and tells the doctor “Sir, please help me. I am horribly depressed. I feel like life doesn’t have any meaning, and nothing I do makes me happy any more”

The doctor then responded “Have you tried not being racist and sexist for 5 minutes, and not calling everyone you dislike on the internet the n-word?”

The man then went home and killed himself because, alas, he was a gamer.
 
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One day, I was just minding my own business, and then a feminist walked up to me. She was like “did you know that video games are the leading cause of violence against wahmen”, and I was like “no, I didn’t, but did you know that you’re an ugly bitch”. The feminist’s head then exploded because she couldn’t handle all the facts and logic, and then, like a true gamer, I did a totally epic Nazi salute.
 
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I am a gamer. Not because I don’t have a life. But because I play video games.
 
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Bread Fetishist said:
One day, I was just minding my own business, and then a feminist walked up to me. She was like “did you know that video games are the leading cause of violence against wahmen”, and I was like “no, I didn’t, but did you know that you’re an ugly bitch”. The feminist’s head then exploded because she couldn’t handle all the facts and logic, and then, like a true gamer, I did a totally epic Nazi salute.
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That's pretty epic. Same thing happened to me but after she came up to me with stupid issues like womens rights i told her "You know what else is the leading violence against women? Your mom who i fucked!"
 
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PEOPLE PAID MONEY FOR THAT
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True enlightenment is worth any price - only a fool would miss out on the chance to become a genuine epic gamer for the measly cost of $13 on ebay. I'm finding a startling amount of listings for Season 7 DVDs. I'll be heartbroken if I've lived my whole life missing out on five more seasons of this gem.
 
Do you like tendies? Yeah we like tendies!
Do you like G Fuel? Yeah we like G Fuel!
Do you like racial slurs? Yeah we like racial slurs!
DOO DOO DOO DOO CAN’T WAIT TO GET A MOUTHFUL
 
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