TGWTG The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler and Rachel Baker / @RaeAngel07 - The touching romance between a washed-up videogame reviewer throwing a decade-long pity party and his delusional Canuck stalker. #weaknotsick #donttellmehowtosulk

TheShortWaveCerealKiller said:
That's the kicker, everyone has tried. No one has just left Spoony to twist in the wind, at a certain point you must over come yourself. You can not rely on others to take you out of a hole you dug yourself into. Miles, Linkara, Doug, Noahs Parents, Brad, etc etc etc can ALL try but the fact is he has either ignored them or has given up on their advice meer days into it. After a while you can't do anything for someone like that. Its the old saying "you can lead a horse to water but, you cant make him drink." I feel shit to say, but if his family can't get him out of it, why should they try? Yes they can be concerned and hope he comes out of it alright, but if he's going just refuse and shit it back at you anyways, whats the point in going through the effort? I love my family too but, if I had a brother like Spoony? I'd feel bad sure, but there is only so much I can do before I say "Look man I have my own life to worry about, I can't take my time to fix your mistakes."
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It's one thing when we see random orbiters or dick-riders pleading with someone over twitter whom they've never met or interacted with for more than 5 minutes. It's another to presume anything about what a family can or should do. Maybe you would toss your brother to the curb if he were a Spoony but that doesn't mean everyone should, or that they have to- maybe Miles or whomever else is in a stable enough position that he can stand to take a few days to visit without his life falling apart.

Sometimes you do something for family and people call it selfless but it's as much for you as them- so you don't have to look back and admit that you gave up instead of trying one more time.
 
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Shitassdeaddude said:
I think the topic subtitle needs to be changed from "Currently pissing everything away," to "has pissed everything away."
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Nah, his Patreon is still above zero and he still has a roof above his head. Even without those, it seems his family hasn't given up on him yet, so there is still something.
 
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A Big Bumbling Black Man said:
The Soon-to-be-homeless-One opines about Bloomberg's frivolous money-spending habits.
Possibly at the same time he adds another D&D book to his Amazon wishlist, possibly

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This is so obviously stupid that I barely feel like explaining how.
Okay, so you spent 200 million dollars giving every public school student a free laptop.
Let's just ASSUME that's enough money to make that happen.
So they get their Obamacomputer, and graduate.
Now, what the fuck are you going to do about the new class of students, you short-sighted dipshit?
You're just going to drop another 200 mil on their heads every year?
Somehow managing to avoid pesky factors like growing class sizes?
Reminder, that Noah is the same guy who thought you could win in a debate against Trump just by yelling "WOO!" and "WHAT!" like a stupid wrestler.
I'm not joking.

And it's not like Noah would benefit from such a program.
He has all the free education in the world literally at his fingertips, and he does absolutely jack shit with it.
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Its easy for assholes like Spoony to think we can easily drop $200 Million a year for laptops for students. He doesn't to foot the bill since he refuses to work and doesn't pay taxes. If he did work and his taxes went up to support this then he would change his tune very quickly.
 
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JohnMc said:
Its easy for assholes like Spoony to think we can easily drop $200 Million a year for laptops for students. He doesn't to foot the bill since he refuses to work and doesn't pay taxes. If he did work and his taxes went up to support this then he would change his tune very quickly.
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Spoony does pay taxes, he has to pay Patreon their cut every month after all.
 
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"Remember that character from that one review I made five and a half years ago? Ah, good times."
 
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Hey, anyone remember that Saw movie where a dying serial killer decides to kidnap people who are wasting their lives and put them into death-traps that require pain and sacrifice in order to escape so that, in the event that they DO, they'll appreciate their lives and not waste them on being perpetually mopey and addicted?



Yeah...it's probably good for Spoony that that guy doesn't exist...
 
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Apteryx Owenii said:
It's one thing when we see random orbiters or dick-riders pleading with someone over twitter whom they've never met or interacted with for more than 5 minutes. It's another to presume anything about what a family can or should do. Maybe you would toss your brother to the curb if he were a Spoony but that doesn't mean everyone should, or that they have to- maybe Miles or whomever else is in a stable enough position that he can stand to take a few days to visit without his life falling apart.

Sometimes you do something for family and people call it selfless but it's as much for you as them- so you don't have to look back and admit that you gave up instead of trying one more time.
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I never once said that I would kick him to the curb, I simply stated that eventually, anyone would give up on supporting him outside the realm of "Well im here for you if you need something." Spoony is a guy who has squandered EVERYTHING good in his life, his girlfriend, his job, his house, his health, his future, and he's done it all whilst spitting in peoples faces, family, friends, fans, everyone. Yes family will still love and TRY to support him, but as I said before there is only so much you can do before you have to tell this person, "Hey my life is still going on too, I cant worry about you forever like a kid." and the whole "So you dont have to look back and admit you gave up instead of trying." argument would usually work if this was ANYONE else, but we know at this point that it wouldnt be just "one last time". I should state that I do understand where you are coming from, but with the individual we are talking about, I can't help but to disagree. As I said earlier he has lost everything good he ever had, and 99.9% of that wasn't due to fate or the hand of God, it was due to his own idiocy. So again if it was ANYONE else I could be right there with you, but with Noah? Im just surprised anyone would be willing to help him.
 
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Pokemonquistador2 said:
Hey, anyone remember that Saw movie where a dying serial killer decides to kidnap people who are wasting their lives and put them into death-traps that require pain and sacrifice in order to escape so that, in the event that they DO, they'll appreciate their lives and not waste them on being perpetually mopey and addicted?



Yeah...it's probably good for Spoony that that guy doesn't exist...
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Pity Welshy never finished his Saw retrospective. It'd be exactly like him to copy and paste Spoony's head over one of the victims.
 
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RJ MacReady said:
A very interesting exchange in which Noah strongly hints (in his usual faggy vague manner) that he regrets the antagonism he built his career upon.

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That is such horseshit, him being a shit stirrer had nothing to do with why his career went to shit.

Him being a Twitter addict who can't stop whining about how depressed he is and "ORANGMANBADDDDDDDDDDDDDDD" is why his career went to shit.
 
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Honka Honka Burning Love said:
That is such horseshit, him being a shit stirrer had nothing to do with why his career went to shit.

Him being a Twitter addict who can't stop whining about how depressed he is and "ORANGMANBADDDDDDDDDDDDDDD" is why his career went to shit.
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They're kind of one in the same. Social media addiction and a tendency to seek out conflict you can't handle makes for one hell of a binary explosive for a thin-skinned, emotionally immature person like Spoony.

Spoony's driving skills infect his peers, and he confirms he got a used car he's struggling to pay off:

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But far more interestingly, he follows up on a previous tweet about Bloomberg paying influencers by outright saying he'd take money to shill shit:

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I'd die - fucking die - if I actually saw Noah putting out sponsored tweets for Bloomberg.
 
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