Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

Although, on second thought, he could have meant the food. He is a fat and disgusting pig when it comes to his diet, afterall.




Na, he was probably just perving.

He was perving and salivating over the plates of food.

 

[Jack Awful]

He was perving and salivating over the plates of food.

If the picture had a Mario plushie and an Avengers poster in the background Bob might have died from excitement.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Ironically, the best example of Bob's point of white guys being inappropriate to women online is Bob himself.

Because it’s okay if he’s doing it because he has the right mindset.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

[/SPOILER]
And for something equally as icky, here's Bob being hornt on main.

Spoiler: "Powerful imagery"

https://archive.li/9Kj27

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I'm not to sure what's so powerful about this. Is it that an asian woman(?) is eating two platters of food by herself? Maybe, but my money is on the massive fake tits hanging over said platters.

Jesus, he's not even remotely subtle about how creepy he is. I mean, Naomi is a huge attention whore, but this is just so... perfectly Bob.

It would actually be a lot less creepy if he were just open about his lust instead of pretending that a picture of an Asian woman with big fake tits eating is... some kind of political/social message? Feminist? Or is this him trying to play coy? Regardless, you're not fooling anyone when the "powerful imagery" in question looks like one of those fetish thumbnails for seedy clickbait articles.

In fact, this seems like a pretty great format for memes. Put some sexualized My Little Pony fanart or a Bad Dragon ad there with Robert's reply.

 

[SinEater]

 

[BubbleButt]

I am genuinely in awe of how much a potato Bob Chipman is that he could be bitter about this film. It actually makes me feel a little better because it reminds me that life can still surprise.

I saw this movie last night (it was... fine...)

Robotnik literally goes on a nerds VS jocks rant similar to something FilmRube would write on Twitter, and then he gets decked by the small town jock main character who has a black wife. He was back in his psychotic mental high school.

 

[Calandrino]

Jesus, he's not even remotely subtle about how creepy he is. I mean, Naomi is a huge attention whore, but this is just so... perfectly Bob.

Help a social retard out here... what's a non-creepy way to reply to that picture?

"Looks tasty!"
"Nice shirt!"
"Nice pair of plates you got there, they do look a little big for you though."

 

[SinEater]

Okay this one might be a little mean spirited. I thought of it after the first one.

Spoiler: Tiny Brunch

 

[Drifting Panzer]

Help a social exceptional individual out here... what's a non-creepy way to reply to that picture?

"Looks tasty!"
"Nice shirt!"
"Nice pair of plates you got there, they do look a little big for you though."

I can only speak for myself, but even if I used twitter I would not even consider responding to that. I'm sure she did not find it creepy since does this all the time, it seems she craves the attention, and I think she likes the idea of turning Bob into a paypig, if he isn't already.

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

I can only speak for myself, but even if I used twitter I would not even consider responding to that. I'm sure she did not find it creepy since does this all the time, it seems she craves the attention, and I think she likes the idea of turning Bob into a paypig, if he isn't already.

While I'm sure that he would be more than willing, how much can she expect to get out of him, really?

 

[Drifting Panzer]

While I'm sure that he would be more than willing, how much can she expect to get out of him, really?

As dr Ian Malcolm once said: "life finds a way, when the posibility of tits are involved".

 

[The tired cat]

So, when Bobo was wearing that Pig mask. For some reason I got this mental image of being Bobo's eventual future after he's booted from Escapist

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Meme courtesy of the Stonetoss thread:

Spoiler: Powerful imagery

That's Applejack (the pony with the southern accent) as a plantation slave owner, in case it's hard to tell.

 

[The tired cat]

Meme courtesy of the Stonetoss thread:

Spoiler: Powerful imagery

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That's Applejack (the pony with the southern accent) as a plantation slave owner, in case it's hard to tell.

Ha! That's a nice one, though I'd take Applejack as a Confederate soldier more. Would have worked more. But that's just me.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Robotnik literally goes on a nerds VS jocks rant similar to something FilmRube would write on Twitter, and then he gets decked by the small town jock main character who has a black wife. He was back in his psychotic mental high school.

As someone who's just saw it last night and felt it was okay overall, the only two differences I can say Robotnik had over Motion Picture Roberto is that at least he had both a threatening personality and actually did shit to get done, unlike the fat, unlikeable basement dweller who's as threatening as a fly.

 

[Flexo]

Not an archive, but Bob is generally too stupid to take these embarrassments down. (And if he does now, we'll know you're reading, chubs.)

Pitch Me, Mr. B: "CARE BEARS"

Well, then. We've finally reached the end point of this little experiment. With CAPTAIN PLANET , MEGA MAN (now to be a real thing, for bet...

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EDIT: haha holy Christ it's been too long since I read this abomination:



Bob should literally be institutionalized.

Man it's been awhile.

Spoiler

GRUMPY (self-explanatory, also the "tech guy"), LOVE-A-LOT (mama-hen/"matchmaker"), GOOD LUCK (Irish, the "pep-talk" guy) and WISH (eternal optimist) with TENDERHEART ("The Red Ranger," essentially) as the nominal leader.

As the main plot gets underway, we see the Care Bears going about their missions like a well-oiled "feel better" machine... except for Grumpy, who (for purposes of this origin story) is our main character.

Note: Ideally, all of the Bears would have more distinct voices and nuanced personalities than originally, but Grumpy is the biggest overhaul by far. No longer the "team downer," he's more of a world-weary cynic - as committed to doing good as the others, but jaded and skeptical (think Paul Giamatti/Philip Seymour Hoffman characters) and more than a little morose about it.

Gee. I wonder who the self-insert is??

 

[Marissa Moira]

Is it just me, or is Bob starting to suck Chinese cock too much as of late? He's retweeting Naomi Wu all the time, and now he made an entire video about some random Chinese movie no one will ever give a shit about. I also remember him constantly praise China for all the advancements in the name of the superior future.
It might be either my confirmation bias, or Bob thinking of getting himself a new audience.

He's no different than the weebs who worship japan, except chinese weebs are called Cheebs.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Is it just me, or is Bob starting to suck Chinese cock too much as of late? He's retweeting Naomi Wu all the time, and now he made an entire video about some random Chinese movie no one will ever give a shit about. I also remember him constantly praise China for all the advancements in the name of the superior future.
It might be either my confirmation bias, or Bob thinking of getting himself a new audience.

He's always been a Chinese cocksucker, even though they could either give less of a shit about him and would mock him for being fat. I'd love to see him squirm and fail to know stuff that's common in China.

He's no different than the weebs who worship japan, except chinese weebs are called Cheebs.

You mean chinkaboo?

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Is it just me, or is Bob starting to suck Chinese cock too much as of late? He's retweeting Naomi Wu all the time, and now he made an entire video about some random Chinese movie no one will ever give a shit about. I also remember him constantly praise China for all the advancements in the name of the superior future.
It might be either my confirmation bias, or Bob thinking of getting himself a new audience.

Good luck with that. Aside from an e-thot who probably has a mostly western audience and clearly wants to use him to bring in more paypiggies, the Chinese are going to turn up their noses in disgust at this fat ugly gaijin (or whatever the Chinese word for gaijin is, the sentiment will be the same) with bad clothes who spergs about politics and shit they don't care about in western media. Here's a taste of what they'll think of Robert:

 

[Adamska]

I recognize that gun! A friend of mine is into making fake guns for props of film & plays and bought that exact revolver (which does have a hammer to fire pellets). It's right here if you want to get your own for $35.

Crosman Vigilante Pellet & BB Revolver, CO2, .177 cal - Walmart.com

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Amazing. He brags about having a gun and how he can totally outshoot all the ghouls and then gets caught out for having a fucking BB gun of all things instead. Also, with his trash tier reflexes, he ain't stopping shit since revolvers rely heavily on reflex speed.

He'd have done better with a semi... you know, if you wanted a real gun that'd work for you. Or better yet a fucking shotgun for home defense.