Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Marissa Moira]

It's a struggle to wrap my mind around any adult being invested in Sonic the Hedgehog, it's borderline incomprehensible it could occur in 2020 when their hasnt been a memorable sonic game potentially as far back as 1994

Sonic Adventure 1 and 2
Sonic Colors
Sonic Generations
Sonic Mania

Sonic Mania is the big one because it was good.

 

[Someone in a Tree]

Who is he again?

A dude with a thread on Kiwi Farms nearing 2500 pages, so you know he’s stable and levelheaded

 

[Jack Awful]

What would Bob even do with a jetpack? He doesn't have any friends to visit or places to go. It would just sit in the corner of his basement, next to the Mario bobbleheads.

Because the cliche cool utopian future device is the jetpack, and Bob only thinks in tropes.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Because the cliche cool utopian future device is the jetpack, and Bob only thinks in tropes.

Along with teleportation devices, holograms, and whatever he got suckered into from The Jetsons.

But more importantly, he foolishly believes in magic.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Who is he again?

Robert.

 

[Benisbro]

Just once I want someone of actual notoriety to pull the “who are you?” on Visual Media Roobert

Of course, no one famous ever will, since no one is close to as much of a petty twitter sperg as our favorite shitforbrains (at least since Dobson got the boot)

 

[World's Smallest Violin]

Ah, the old “You’re not well known like me so your opinion doesn’t matter!” argument. Classic.

Bob Who-man?

 

[Quixotic Man]

Ah, the old “You’re not well known like me so your opinion doesn’t matter!” argument. Classic.

I prefer the inverse, whenever someone more popular calls him out. "There are Malaysian Children reviewing poop toys with more views than either of us, so lets bury the hatchet."

Bob is desperate to be told he is the second prettiest girl at the prom.

In other news, Bob continues his ASTOUNDING streak of having no ability to self reflect.

 

[XtrmGamr719]

I prefer the inverse, whenever someone more popular calls him out. "There are Malaysian Children reviewing poop toys with more views than either of us, so lets bury the hatchet."

Bob is desperate to be told he is the second prettiest girl at the prom.

In other news, Bob continues his ASTOUNDING streak of having no ability to self reflect.

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Finally he admits it.

Also note that I just found out about Buck v Bell and the first thing I thought about is "this is something Robert would abuse like hell."

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Robert's mad at the internet again, due to the backlash from his jihad against the Bernie Bros:

I'm trying to picture Bob strapping on a suicide vest and running lumbering toward Bernie.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

What's with sexless fat dudes always thinking they know the plight of women and minorities? Ain't no one thinking you are an intellectual powerhouse who's worldly when your viewpoints are just reddit /r/politics snacks over and over.

Like, ain't no one giving you a thumbs up or think you are smart because you bravely tweet about how you know niggers get burned online in leauge of legends or whatever.

 

[The tired cat]

What's with sexless fat dudes always thinking they know the plight of women and minorities? Ain't no one thinking you are an intellectual powerhouse who's worldly when your viewpoints are just reddit /r/politics snacks over and over.

Like, ain't no one giving you a thumbs up or think you are smart because you bravely tweet about how you know niggers get burned online in leauge of legends or whatever.

Ya know, as much as I despise Family Guy. Theres a skit in that show which has Jesus being fat fuck and all the hungry black people around him and asking for food, while he bables how he will save them. That skit reminds me of Bobo an his talks about minorities.

 

[Deven]

Robert's mad at the internet again, due to the backlash from his jihad against the Bernie Bros:

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He actually just came out and said it. Does he realize how stunted and dim witted this makes him look?

 

[kiwipenguin]

does he even play any other games that aren't made by nintendo or..


"WHY DID GAME HAVE TO JUMP TO 3D??"-moviebob probably

Well he did cameo in Overlord

 

[Positron]

What's with sexless fat dudes always thinking they know the plight of women and minorities? Ain't no one thinking you are an intellectual powerhouse who's worldly when your viewpoints are just reddit /r/politics snacks over and over.

Sexless fat blobs don't know shit; they just repeat what their Overladies tell them in hope of gaining sexual favors.

In other words, they are neither Thinkers nor Believers, but operate firmly in the transactional, Consoomer mindset.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Finally he admits it.

Also note that I just found out about Buck v Bell and the first thing I thought about is "this is something Robert would abuse like hell."

I too was unaware of this and booooooooooooooy howdy, it's a doozy. From legaldictionary.net(emphasis is mine):

Significance:

Buck v. Bell is significant because it legitimized eugenic sterilization, and it sparked many states to adopt their own involuntary sterilization statutes. In fact, Adolf Hitler cited Buck v. Bell as a model for his forced sterilization law to prevent “hereditarily diseased offspring.” The Nazis even used Buck v. Bell as a defense during the Nuremburg trials following World War II.

Buck v. Bell has not been expressly overturned. However, Skinner v. Oklahoma, 316 U.S. 535 (1942) made forced sterilization so difficult that it discouraged the practice. By 1963, sterilization laws were almost entirely out of use.

Imagine the utopia we would be living in if we could keep all the Republicans from having sex with their siblings! Speaking of which,

In other news, Bob continues his ASTOUNDING streak of having no ability to self reflect.

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EDIT:
I'm a moron. I don't know how I missed it but the tweet is still active and here is the archive. Maybe it's all the inbreeding that the sexless wonder Robert is accusing me of?

Spoiler: Edit: Links

Bob Chipman on Twitter

“Imagine thinking "young mostly-white men tend to be assholes, especially online and especially to women" warrants an in-depth explanation. Why do fish swim? Why do Republicans inbreed? Some things, particularly related to human malice and/or stupidity, simply ARE. https://t.co/QELUKXflGi”

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Bob Chipman on Twitter: "Imagine thinking "young mostly-white men ten…

archived 19 Feb 2020 16:07:47 UTC

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LMAO! Bob deleted this. I went to look for it myself to get an archive and it's just gone. Can't imagine why tho... I guess some things, particularly related to human malice and/or stupidity, simply ARE.

I did find this response in looking if someone had archived it.

Spoiler: Exceptional

Bob Chipman on Twitter

“I'm exceptionally tolerant of the existence of... whatever you're supposed to be. https://t.co/8Czld52hnD”

twitter.com

Bob Chipman on Twitter: "I'm exceptionally tolerant of the existence …

archived 19 Feb 2020 01:32:00 UTC

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This was in response to his horrible rant about the working class and smart, creative people from yesterday. It's nothing new and what we've come to expect from Moviecob. It just gives me a chance to expose almost all of what Robert's "arguments" boil down to.

And for something equally as icky, here's Bob being hornt on main.

Spoiler: "Powerful imagery"

Bob Chipman on Twitter: "Powerful imagery 👍… "

archived 19 Feb 2020 12:31:01 UTC

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And that one like?

I'm not to sure what's so powerful about this. Is it that an asian woman(?) is eating two platters of food by herself? Maybe, but my money is on the massive fake tits hanging over said platters.

 

[Drifting Panzer]

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Jesus, he's not even remotely subtle about how creepy he is. I mean, Naomi is a huge attention whore, but this is just so... perfectly Bob.

 

[Jack Awful]

Jesus, he's not even remotely subtle about how creepy he is. I mean, Naomi is a huge attention whore, but this is just so... perfectly Bob.

Ironically, the best example of Bob's point of white guys being inappropriate to women online is Bob himself.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

And for something equally as icky, here's Bob being hornt on main.

Spoiler: "Powerful imagery"

https://archive.li/9Kj27

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And that one like?
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I'm not to sure what's so powerful about this. Is it that an asian woman(?) is eating two platters of food by herself? Maybe, but my money is on the massive fake tits hanging over said platters.

I think those are just cantaloupes she strapped to her chest.

 

[Drifting Panzer]

Ironically, the best example of Bob's point of white guys being inappropriate to women online is Bob himself.

Although, on second thought, he could have meant the food. He is a fat and disgusting pig when it comes to his diet, afterall.




Na, he was probably just perving.