Amy Ramadan / Amy Lee Bell / Amy David / Amy's Life Journey!!! / Amy's DesignZ / amysdesignz - Convicted thief, grifter, fat YouTuber in a spandex hijab; confirmed child abuser

[Neko GF]

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Spoiler: Amy doesn't read these

 

[Gawdamit]

Didn't she buy herself a pound of chocolate covered raisins this week?

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Amy is staying out of the comments, she is not reading the comments; does not read the comments.

She forgot to make likes invisible

Then she remembered!

After spending the week being investigated for child abuse, she still managed to gain weight. That's some impressive dedication.

 

[krazy orange cat]

Didn't she buy herself a pound of chocolate covered raisins this week?

Yep. Plus all that candy for "the kids".

That weight gain is truly a mystery.

 

[Queen of Moderation]

Amy no longer cares about the privacy of her trotters.

I thought pig's trotters were haram? Those nails, tho. Take her to the vet for a nail trim. Maybe they can get a volume discount for her and the skunk?

 

[chantalisfat]

She ate a dozen donuts last week? Anyone remember what video that was in?

 

[StrawberryDouche]

She ate a dozen donuts last week? Anyone remember what video that was in?

She can't remember which week it was because I imagine donut binges tend to blur together. Pretty sure it was the week the internet made her binge.

I cannot believe how fast the diet spergs came flooding back in. First time she pretends to lose two pounds and they'll completely forget she's an actual child abuser.

 

[welsho]

I assume CPS does follow-up visits on cases; do any of you folks in the know what the timeframe is for a status check? A-me is going through so much and had so much on her plate (no mills though!!!) could she be working on shit CPS told her to do?

She sure made good time hoovering down those chocolate raisins; most likely purchased at Costco so no doubt it was a large container and all that was left was shown in the ziploc bag.

After @StrawberryDouche's post about A-me forgetting to hide the like/dislike ratio, I had a look to see what other vids she forgot to hide them on. Good engagement numbers; I'm sure another crappy product review will be coming soon!!! Look at those views though; she's going to see a little jump in her revenue next month; hope it was worth her son's mental health.

 

[Punkinsplice]

You guys just don't get it. Only the MILLS count. Eating is when you sit down with a full mill or go to the drive thru! Nibbling on choco raisins and various snacks aren't mills, so they don't count. She has been way too stressed to eat mills!

 

[Rescuetoast]

I assume CPS does follow-up visits on cases; do any of you folks in the know what the timeframe is for a status check? A-me is going through so much and had so much on her plate (no mills though!!!) could she be working on shit CPS told her to do?

She sure made good time hoovering down those chocolate raisins; most likely purchased at Costco so no doubt it was a large container and all that was left was shown in the ziploc bag.

After @StrawberryDouche's post about A-me forgetting to hide the like/dislike ratio, I had a look to see what other vids she forgot to hide them on. Good engagement numbers; I'm sure another crappy product review will be coming soon!!! Look at those views though; she's going to see a little jump in her revenue next month; hope it was worth her son's mental health.

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They’re usually random checks. The whole point is so you don’t know they’re coming. Could be tomorrow. Could be in a week.

ETA there’s usually a parenting plan in place when random checks happen. I’m not sure if they’ve done one or not.

 

[Angel Dust]

She gained weight? What a surprise.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

I assume CPS does follow-up visits on cases; do any of you folks in the know what the timeframe is for a status check? A-me is going through so much and had so much on her plate (no mills though!!!) could she be working on shit CPS told her to do?

She's working on a lot of shit CPS told her to do and she's going to be paying for every bit of it. Psychological assessments aren't cheap, especially with five people involved. She won't come out of this unscathed and she could potentially be under the thumb of the system for years to come.

 

[Suzuki Beane]

eta I is a stupid and didn't mean to reply just then. As long as I'm here, I'll say that Amy has been an extended trip of late. I thought of her initially as a figure of fun, a dolt, but mainly harmless, apart from her obvious self harm and lack of personal care. The kind of no-hoper that maybe could get her shit together... I love a redemptive arc, and the babies deserve so much better. I haven't had a lot to contribute of late to this thread because all that I could say is so capably covered already. Again I have to congratulate Strawberry Something for revealing the depths of the malfeasance and ignorance and old-school violence. Those revelations have been the worst. She went from a clownish figure to something altogether more scary. I hope that CPS really does put her through some hoops for some time to come.

 

[gorgeousweirdo2]

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Uncanny.

Don't insult Donny like that

 

[TeracottaPah]

Wow. This video was a 15 minute word salad of excuses trying to explain gaining a pound. I give her credit, her lung capacity is better than Amber's and Chantal's. No way those 2 bitches could talk that much without being out of breath.

I loved how she tried to justify gaining a pound because she wasn't hungry because of stress. Bitch, how?


My favorite part of the video was her demonstrating her blantant narcissism justifying her gaining a pound because she puts herself on the backburner when things get stressful because Amy is such a good person.

Bitch, if you put yourself on the backburner, CPS would not be paying you a visit.

So brave, so strong, so fat. Amy Ramadan.

My favorite part of the video is where she talks about how she's
"been profocused on herself and doing things behind the scenes that she puts herself on the back burner."

As if she's such a great mother and homemaker, sacrificing for her family... except she's not. She's eating 12 donuts in a half hour when she's not beating the kidses.

Only Amy can make herself out to be a martyr for her family with a (possible) open CPS case.

ETA- some in the comments pointed out it's actually a gain of +1.5lbs since last weigh in. So I guess she's rounding down when she gains. Deathfats only round up when they lose a elbee or 2.

 

[chantalisfat]

Here's a recap of "Chicken and Potatoes!!!".

Spoiler: recap

In this video, Amy begins by juicing an onion. She seriously says that, and not just once. She then continues to refer to the onion as "fine juiced". She mixes raw chicken with the fine juiced onion and seasonings with her hands, making sure to get salmonella in her cheap, Wish rings. She's also wearing fake nails for maximum hygeine. She films herself doing an extremely poor job of washing the dishes for five whole minutes. She doesn't wash her hands. Potential salmonella is now covering everything in her kitchen, with backup salmonella in her ring and nails for later.

Here is the view of her gunt resting on the sink. Yes, that's her (first) stomach.


She then instructs her viewers to cut additional onions and a bell pepper into "thin slices, but still thicker slices." To elaborate, "just slice them but don't slice them so thinly they become like a mush." Earlier she suggested cutting the chicken breast thin, but not paper-thin - probably also to avoid the chicken becoming a mush. In true Amberlynn fashion, she films herself shittily - and roughly - chopping onions for an additional five whole minutes. All while sitting, of course.

She then instructs viewers to season to taste. Isn't this supposed to be a cooking video? No measurements here. The kids have their hands in everything, touching the now-raw-chicken-covered spices, bowls, and ingredients. I'm sure their filthy hands are also unwashed. She's not even speeding this shit up anymore. We're watching her cut vegetables in real time. It is now time to make chicken broth by mixing the "chicken bull-lon" with hot water ... stirring it on camera in real time.

Peeling potatoes in the most inefficient way I've ever seen, gunt shot:


Another five whole minutes of chopping. She puts the vegetables in a pot with puréed tomatoes on top ... and then covers it all in olive oil. She just pours a bunch of oil on top. What the fuck? Breading chicken and frying it - she informs us she is now sitting down to fry the chicken since her back is killing her - but she has been sitting the entire time. Maybe she thought we wouldn't see that. She finishes up by letting the phone film the chicken frying on the stove by itself for a couple of minutes without commentary.

Result:

 

[BogTrotter]

Can anyone tell for certain if this kid is Jeremiah? If so, then I would wager to guess that he either has contact with Amy’s previous husband or did at one time. Bonus points: the only friend this account has is a fella from Micronesia.

From the pics, it looks like this kid had some fun times with his first adoptive dad. Too bad his mum and dad #2 can’t be arsed to interact with him.

 

[Cock wombler]

Here's a recap of "Chicken and Potatoes!!!".

Spoiler: recap

In this video, Amy begins by juicing an onion. She seriously says that, and not just once. She then continues to refer to the onion as "fine juiced". She mixes raw chicken with the fine juiced onion and seasonings with her hands, making sure to get salmonella in her cheap, Wish rings. She's also wearing fake nails for maximum hygeine. She films herself doing an extremely poor job of washing the dishes for five whole minutes. She doesn't wash her hands. Potential salmonella is now covering everything in her kitchen, with backup salmonella in her ring and nails for later.

Here is the view of her gunt resting on the sink. Yes, that's her (first) stomach.
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She then instructs her viewers to cut additional onions and a bell pepper into "thin slices, but still thicker slices." To elaborate, "just slice them but don't slice them so thinly they become like a mush." Earlier she suggested cutting the chicken breast thin, but not paper-thin - probably also to avoid the chicken becoming a mush. In true Amberlynn fashion, she films herself shittily - and roughly - chopping onions for an additional five whole minutes. All while sitting, of course.

She then instructs viewers to season to taste. Isn't this supposed to be a cooking video? No measurements here. The kids have their hands in everything, touching the now-raw-chicken-covered spices, bowls, and ingredients. I'm sure their filthy hands are also unwashed. She's not even speeding this shit up anymore. We're watching her cut vegetables in real time. It is now time to make chicken broth by mixing the "chicken bull-lon" with hot water ... stirring it on camera in real time.

Peeling potatoes in the most inefficient way I've ever seen, gunt shot:
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Another five whole minutes of chopping. She puts the vegetables in a pot with puréed tomatoes on top ... and then covers it all in olive oil. She just pours a bunch of oil on top. What the fuck? Breading chicken and frying it - she informs us she is now sitting down to fry the chicken since her back is killing her - but she has been sitting the entire time. Maybe she thought we wouldn't see that. She finishes up by letting the phone film the chicken frying on the stove by itself for a couple of minutes without commentary.

Result:
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The lack of chopping board hurt my soul.
Edit to add the haram head

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Is that a fucking Vitamix?

 

[marjoram]

Here's a recap of "Chicken and Potatoes!!!".

Spoiler: recap

In this video, Amy begins by juicing an onion. She seriously says that, and not just once. She then continues to refer to the onion as "fine juiced". She mixes raw chicken with the fine juiced onion and seasonings with her hands, making sure to get salmonella in her cheap, Wish rings. She's also wearing fake nails for maximum hygeine. She films herself doing an extremely poor job of washing the dishes for five whole minutes. She doesn't wash her hands. Potential salmonella is now covering everything in her kitchen, with backup salmonella in her ring and nails for later.

Here is the view of her gunt resting on the sink. Yes, that's her (first) stomach.
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She then instructs her viewers to cut additional onions and a bell pepper into "thin slices, but still thicker slices." To elaborate, "just slice them but don't slice them so thinly they become like a mush." Earlier she suggested cutting the chicken breast thin, but not paper-thin - probably also to avoid the chicken becoming a mush. In true Amberlynn fashion, she films herself shittily - and roughly - chopping onions for an additional five whole minutes. All while sitting, of course.

She then instructs viewers to season to taste. Isn't this supposed to be a cooking video? No measurements here. The kids have their hands in everything, touching the now-raw-chicken-covered spices, bowls, and ingredients. I'm sure their filthy hands are also unwashed. She's not even speeding this shit up anymore. We're watching her cut vegetables in real time. It is now time to make chicken broth by mixing the "chicken bull-lon" with hot water ... stirring it on camera in real time.

Peeling potatoes in the most inefficient way I've ever seen, gunt shot:
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Another five whole minutes of chopping. She puts the vegetables in a pot with puréed tomatoes on top ... and then covers it all in olive oil. She just pours a bunch of oil on top. What the fuck? Breading chicken and frying it - she informs us she is now sitting down to fry the chicken since her back is killing her - but she has been sitting the entire time. Maybe she thought we wouldn't see that. She finishes up by letting the phone film the chicken frying on the stove by itself for a couple of minutes without commentary.

Result:
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1) Who the hell peels, sorry, pills red potatoes? 2) Did she say put the potato mess in the oven @450 for 2 hours??? 3) That stove/oven is so filthy salmonella may be the least of their problems and 4) A-mee is a CREATOR with mad EDITING skillz....