Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[Fascist Ferret]

Hey guys, wanna hear a joke?View attachment 1138802

Maybe if his mommy died or something and he would be forced to support himself?

He is going to be very disappointed when he realizes how expensive houses are

He would have to get a partner/partners and move to the middle of bumfuck nowhere in a shit shack to afford owning a home.

I have a bit of a theory, so bear with me.

Theres a lolcow amberlynn who is absolutely fat as fuck, irresponsible, etc. She had a list of stupid new years resolutions, including cutting her hair.

People berated her and said she should have goals like... getting her drivers license.

This bitch cant fit behind a wheel. Shes selfish andimpulsive. Why the fuck do you want to share the road with her?

Well, you think about it, and you realize that would be bad. But having a drivers license is a symbol of independence, maturity. Its shallow and silly to expect someone of lolcow proportions to be able to get a license or buy a home.

Chibi doesnt want the responsibility of owning a home. Owning a home is a symbol of maturity and independence that is complete and undeniably unattainable. Why is it such a symbol? Cause its fucking hard. You work for it. A drivers license isnt hard if you're willing to learn and have maturity and patience. Owning a home is possible with a areal job and maturity and patience. But for people like this, its impossible.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Hey guys, wanna hear a joke?View attachment 1138802

Well, if the house he and his mom live in is her property, then there is a way, but this makes this joke not that funny as you might expect. Though I personally hope, that his mother has enough common sense to erase him from her will.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

He would have to get a partner/partners and move to the middle of bumfuck nowhere in a shit shack to afford owning a home.

I have a bit of a theory, so bear with me.

Theres a lolcow amberlynn who is absolutely fat as fuck, irresponsible, etc. She had a list of stupid new years resolutions, including cutting her hair.

People berated her and said she should have goals like... getting her drivers license.

This bitch cant fit behind a wheel. Shes selfish andimpulsive. Why the fuck do you want to share the road with her?

Well, you think about it, and you realize that would be bad. But having a drivers license is a symbol of independence, maturity. Its shallow and silly to expect someone of lolcow proportions to be able to get a license or buy a home.

Chibi doesnt want the responsibility of owning a home. Owning a home is a symbol of maturity and independence that is complete and undeniably unattainable. Why is it such a symbol? Cause its fucking hard. You work for it. A drivers license isnt hard if you're willing to learn and have maturity and patience. Owning a home is possible with a areal job and maturity and patience. But for people like this, its impossible.

Wanting to own a home for your first time moving away from your parents is the very definition of running before you can walk. That's like saying you want your first job to be CEO of the whole entire company.

 

[hats2]

his discord has like one sane guy and a bunch of imbeciles

 

[Inkling Boy]

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his discord has like one sane guy and a bunch of imbeciles

I like that the second dude seems to think that being able to buy a fully furnished house somehow discredits everything else the first guy said. As if a house wouldn't still be costly even if it came fully furnished.

 

[Fascist Ferret]

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his discord has like one sane guy and a bunch of imbeciles

"uhhhhhhhh you dont have to buy furniture, some houses come with furniture free with the house uh duhhhh"
- this idiot
rip my fuking sides

i just realized, the mystery idiots telling him that it was a good idea to put his nudes on twitter are prob 12 year old idiots who dont understand the real world

 

[Super Color Up]

I wanna laugh, but really it's just pathetic. If he were smart, he'd rent an apartment and work his way up. You can just sort of tell, that no matter what he says or does, you have no faith in the guy or his goals. It's just a byproduct of small dick energy.

badumtss

 

[TV's Adam West]

It seems there's a schism between people in his server. Most people are ass patting Chibi, while others are hitting him with FACTS and Logic.

Will screenshot later.

 

[SmugDruggler]

Well, if the house he and his mom live in is her property, then there is a way, but this makes this joke not that funny as you might expect. Though I personally hope, that his mother has enough common sense to erase him from her will.

His mom is in danger of losing that house, though, or so he claimed. That's what the whole #MoveItForMom saga was about. It is interesting that he raises a measly thousand dollars, a month or so worth of expenses, for her and it's suddenly never mentioned again. He's been freeloading in said house ever since and has mentioned 0 times that there's any threat of them having to move out...

 

[DeagleNationRefugee]

Here's something I don't like about these jobs people keep telling me about.

 

[AlmightyMagichan]

It's almost like unskilled labor doesn't make a lot of money. How unfortunate that he does not agree with basic economics.

 

[Revolved]

Somebody needs to make this dude aware of how cheap houses are in Detroit.

 

[It's Me Buttfuck McGee]

Spoiler: NSFW

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i downloaded it

Not my proudest wank

 

[GloriousRapeRabbit]

He has a pretty weird autistic face, But i would say he got some pretty good genetics to build a good muscular body if he could stick to it and eat healhy. If he goes to the gym and fakes being mute i would say he could get laid easily!

 

[Zhoban]

After bitching to no end, he shaved that disgusting, misshapen thing off.

He's so backwards that basically everything that he does that feels wrong is actually a big step in the right direction. If he wants to escape being a lolcow, he should do everything that feels wrong to him.

 

[Inkling Boy]

Chibi should just keep himself clean shaven. IMO, he's not too bad looking when he doesn't have facial hair. But when he does have facial hair, he never takes care of it so it always looks terrible.

 

[MysticMisty]

If he wants to escape being a lolcow, he should do everything that feels wrong to him.

If he was capable of that kind of self awareness he wouldn't have a thread in the first place.

But when he does have facial hair, he never takes care of it so it always looks terrible.

Some men just can't pull off facial hair period. Taking care of it might help, but I don't think he'd look a whole lot better if he did.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

After bitching to no end, he shaved that disgusting, misshapen thing off.

Probably had to agree to this, because his mother wanted to throw him out.

 

[GloriousRapeRabbit]

Probably had to agree to this, because his mother wanted to throw him out.

Probably mommy that shaved him...

 

[AlmightyMagichan]

He's probably too lazy to do daily shaving. $10 says the caveman beard is back in 3 months.