5/10/2018: BREAKING: LOLCOW in Court, makes goose of himself — brings wife for first time!
Good morning, all.
Beepa the Owl has been winged and wasn't able to attend the Sydney Hearing of John Sunol v the World, but no fear...
... we have a new correspondent! It's BRUCE from the UNIVERSITY OF WOOLLOOMOOLOO!
http://archive.li/3xG7f
And remember, rule #1 — no poofters!
Well, needless to say, Bruce reports that John turned up with his Filipino blushing bride to attend today's hearing and reports the tribunal ringmaster hearing the case was extremely curt with some of John's theories and LOLcow-worthy crack conspiracies.
Bruce reports today that John tried to lodge a counter-claim of contempt of court by Garry Burns (who was also there, representing himself, and the side of The World) which was kicked into the long grass as it was seen to be unfair for Garry to have to answer something lodged 30 minutes prior to the hearing in which John had to justify his defence to a contempt action against John.
After hearing evidence tendered by Mr Burns, John had his chance to shine in the light and cross-examine. His honour, however, refused John's attempts to state new evidence against Garry (cross examinations are to examine evidence of others, not introduce new 'theories'). John also tried to claim the evidence tendered by Mr Burns was not from his blog, but Burns responded that the printouts had the URL of his blog on it.
John later tried to suggest the tribunal hearing needed to hear from a 'computer expert'. This was also knocked on the head.
When it was time for John to get up, answer to the show cause, he pretty much verbally sharted by claiming it was all some weird and nasty conspiracy.
He also said that Luke McKee would call in and give evidence that Mr McKee was to blame. The judge asked if there was an email to suggest that the phone call had been arranged, and John admitted there was nothing he could provide to the court to suggest McKee would be able to call in and give evidence by phone.
All in all, John had yet another epic fail.
Bruce from the University of Woolloomooloo then had to make a quick exit, as there was clearly quite a number of poofters in the room... and rule number one is: No poofters!
No doubt we wish Bruce a safe and speedy journey back to the campus!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgKUHtcZEXc
Bruce just called in from the University of Woolloomooloo to say there was something else laughable about our Shartmeister in Chief John Sunol.
He was with his blushing (yet thoroughly aged) Filipina bride today....... buuuuut wifey was not sitting with him. Did he smell or something? Had he done a silent-but-deadly-shart and she had to distance herself? Or was it just the stench of the rotten mess Johnny is in?
Anyway, Bruce noticed it and forgot to mention it.
Bruce also heard a rumour whipping around that when John's wife gets angry she gets very shouty indeed and tells John off.
Bruce reckons that would have been priceless to see! Sadly there was no meltdown... today.
Apparently the judge has reserved the decision, so stay tuned. Bruce reckons Beepa the Owl will be back on deck to report that when it comes hot off the fax machine!
5/26/2018: Good morning everyone.
Whew! So I have just woken up from a very boozy two day drinking binge with Bruce from University of Woolloomooloo and Beepa The Owl. Wow, that man and that bird know how to party hard.
Anyway, we all decided to knock off a keg after we heard news from the lawyers over at Lion & Cheatham that John Sunol got pro-bonered in court two weeks ago, and the decision is out.
Our learned colleagues dropped a copy of the latest on John Sunol. Here it is:
https://www.caselaw.nsw.gov.au/decision/5b062c50e4b087b8baa8943f
So the mob over at Lion & Cheatham pointed out paragraph 35 of the decision as spectacular as it mentions John Sunol and his gimpy butt boy Luke McKee:
35. The only excuse sought to be proffered by the respondent is that some of the material was published without his knowledge on his website by Luke McKee, and that at some stage he had given Mr McKee consent to publish that material. This has been a constant theme of the respondent by way of excuse proffered in the various proceedings conducted by the Tribunal over many years. To date the respondent has not produced one scintilla of evidence referred to in any of the decisions of the Tribunal, or in the course of the proceedings which I have conducted that would corroborate in any way any participation by Mr McKee in the publication of the material the subject of these proceedings. In these circumstances it is difficult to accept what was said by the respondent as constituting any form of reasonable excuse as referred to in section 73 (2) of the Act. Indeed, as the respondent readily acknowledged on many occasions, he ultimately remained responsible for the material published on his website. The evidence is that the offensive material was published under his name, and presumably he basked in the reflective glory of that material, whether written by Mr McKee or not.
Basked in glory. Indeed!
Indeed, the sadomasochistic relationship between John and Luke is further explained when the judge describes the self-flagellation of Sunol (the respondent) as the matter is referred off to the Supreme Court of NSW. Lion & Cheatham pointed out His Honours remarks and observations about how Sunol got to where he is:
38. In determining to refer these additional matters to the Supreme Court of NSW under section 73 (5), I am conscious also that the voluminous litigation between the applicant and the respondent has occupied the time and resources of this Tribunal over many years. The respondent blames the applicant for continuing to embark upon some malicious campaign to vilify and harass him by continuing to make complaints about him to the President of the Anti-Discrimination Board who in turn initiates proceedings against him in this Tribunal. The respondent fails to understand, and may be incapable of understanding, that if he desisted in continuing to publish material of the kind which is to be found on his website, the applicant would have nothing to complain about and the seemingly endless proceedings before this Tribunal would cease. Whether or not the respondent derives some inexplicable pleasure out of seeing himself as being victimised by the applicant in the course of proceedings conducted in this Tribunal, it is clear that the respondent never has had and never will have any particular concern that he should cease conducting his unlawful activities in the publication of his material on his website or any concern that he should obey the orders and directions of this Tribunal as being lawfully binding upon him. Perhaps the status and presence of the Supreme Court of NSW will have some greater effect. This represents an additional reason why it is appropriate to refer the matters which I have already described to the Supreme Court.
We look forward to more reports from Lion & Cheatham as this case heads towards the Supreme Court for determination of the allegations of contempt.
Breaking news: John has
sperged on his blog.
Lion & Cheatham think it is interesting when John says "if" this matter goes to the Supreme Court — it will be.
He also pretty much gets all contemptuous again in his post. Contempty goodness all around! Here is
another denial post on his blog.
This cow has just given us another litre of LOLs.
5/27/2018: More milk from this LOLcow in another blog shart.
Despite the judge saying if only John would shut up all the problems would go away, John
goes and blames it on the Illuminati!
"NB: to all my readers, I believe I am under attack by the Illuminati over this and I tell those in the Illuminati, I have faith in Jesus Christ to put this message out and I just will not give in or stop."
The pic on his blog looks like he just cheekily grunted a shart out in his pants. Choice look!
6/2/2018: Beepa has been back on the blower saying John has sperged all over the interwebs in his horrific, eye-irritating blog and has sharted out claims that his referral to the NSW Supreme Court is a political act.
The wise owl was wise enough to archive and send it to me:
http://archive.li/3D7WS
I clicked the latest over to Lion & Cheatham and they reckon the latest screech of this chimp in describing the decision as being politically motivated makes what appears to be contemptuous allegations against the judge who made that ruling. Their pro-bono advice was that John is seeking to be pro-bonered in the clink soon!
Meantime, the little hate gnome has joined the Australian Christian Lobby and it is reflecting badly on them having such a weirdo in their ranks, with
media asking Australia's version of the Christian Reich whether they welcome Newcastle's most famous skidmark producer...
Interesting times.
6/3/2018: He has given another litre of unpasteurized LOL cream.
Now he
blames the gay lobby for his plight!
Never his broken brain or his stupid rancid ranty mouth.
6/4/2018: Hey farmers:
The overcharging lawyer types over at Lion & Cheatham report that sharting hategnome and LOLcow John Sunol
faced court yesterday and
notched up another loss...
And apparently he has
attracted some attention in the national newspaper!
Expect major chimpage on his chimp page of a blog today!
6/6/2018: Free speech right wing culture warrior nut jobs of the world unite! They have discovered the LOLcow of John Sunol and are using him as a pawn in their little game!
Just got off the blower to the Australian Navy special communications officer, Able Seaman Barry Malthus-Polworthy, who reports another military bimbo has been huffing about our LOLcow's latest milk production.
Able Seaman Malthus-Polworthy told me a man who was successfully sacked from the Army for his anti-gay campaigning, Rear Admiral Bernard GAYnor, is now
citing John Sunol as a reason political correctness has gone mad.
But even the good Rear Admiral GAYnor is not holding any of the gunboat artillery back in describing John as:
- Not the brightest spark to have graced this world
- Suffering from some kind of physical and mental incapacity
- That he is probably going to jail
- That he is probably someone you would cross the street to avoid
- A brain damaged man who lacks the financial, mental, social or intellectual skills to defend himself or even understand the situation he is in.
- Having defecated in his pants and fell asleep at the wheel of his taxi
- Simple, neurotic, narcissistic, prone to conspiracies and has delusions of grandeur
- Unemployable
I am sure that our LOLcow will really appreciate the use of him as an example in the right-winger culture war.
Able Seaman Malthus-Polworthy was only able to get a few of the rego plate numbers and letters from the bus John was thrown under.
With friends like Rear Admiral GAYnor, who needs enemies.
Oh, and didn't Like McKee make a similar glowing characterisation?
With friends like Rear Admiral GAYnor, who needs enemies.
Oh, and didn't Like McKee make a similar glowing characterisation?
Yep, LOLcow skitzoid autistic man Luke McKee has also
described him in similar terms of retarded LOLcowness.
I am left wondering why John Sunol continues to be Mr McKee's friend considering how much trouble McKee caused Sunol by publishing McKee shartnuggets on the Sunol's blog!
6/7/2018: BREAKING:
Appears the johnsunol4.blogspot.com is gone!
http://archive.li/Y4bAb
Ugh, he is back at
http://sunoljohn.blogspot.com
I suppose you can't keep a good shart in your pants...
8/6/2018: Good morning all!
Jenny the court stenographer just chatted to one of the horse haired wigged types at Lion & Cheatham about why he was at Newcastle Local Court today.
But, alas, he was not representing the Shitpanster General John Sunol.
The Shitegeist is apparently hitting the fan today with Mr Sunol facing allegations of breaching bond conditions relating to not being a whiney and nasty shit quality troll to Gary FeelThe Burns.
Horsehair confided in Jenny that it would be a very interesting day, but he had no seen hide nor hair of Sunol's hide in court. But there were murmurings that famous Rear Admiral Bernie Gaynor may be there to shart out another unflattering blog post about Mr Sunol.
Action starts in 20 mins, with Jenny from the stenography pool slipping the raw shorthand transcripts to our sekrit skribbler!!
Stenny Jenny notes that in pleadings via Twitter, John is going the not guilty route!
Our scribbler had a quick check of John's tweets last night and they seem no more skitzoid than usual, but a little more anxious. And revelation of new evidence!
Given John's prior court performances when he self-represents, ol' Horse Hair at Lion & Cheatham reckons if his defence is sans evidence and more assertions and beliefs, it may not end well for The Queen v Sunol.
And this time the Queen would be Bessie in Britain, not Burns in Buggery City.
10/24/2018: The wigs over at Lion & Cheatham have been compiling their briefs for the case, and it seems John has too!
https://twitter.com/SunolJohn/status/1054626062703816710 (Archived at
http://archive.li/80phg)
No sign yet of a court docket for this slow moving car-wreck, but I'm sure Horse Hair over at L&C will keep people in the loop.
And it'd be nice to catch the smile of Jenny the stenny and her sly little wink again!
3/2/2019: It was all silent on the Novocastrian front, until today.
Apparently the learned horsehair wigged ones at Lion & Cheatham have been in a pickle, as John Spergomatic Sunol has been gloating with the imminent lifting of his good behaviour bond (it was due to expire March 2nd, 2019)... only to hear from Officer Dibble that Luke's gimp daddy was back down the cop shop for — you guessed it — further action under some sort of federal statute.
Probably 474.17 of the Telecommunications Act again, but the learned and wigged ones at L&C have yet to see the documents.
This has apparently had John chimpin' out about this latest action on his twitter at
www.twitter.com/johnsunol
Like this missive series starting here on the Twitter:
http://archive.li/ZVp4g
Anyway, Jenny the Stenny stenographer is just quivering in anticipation in seeing this 61 year old mental midget take on the mighty Commonwealth Director of Public Prosections office. She has got spelling unchecker at the ready so the court transcript is accurate for the spergy and mispronounced utterances that Newcastle's most famous pantshitter will be bleating.
Speaking of bleating, apparently John thinks that George Pell is not a paedophile, but is part of a weird homonazi conspiracy for world domination. Again, on his twitter sperging.
Anyway the learned colleague Horse Hair from L&C is trying to keep the date of the court appearance free. John spewed out that it is March 15th, then April 15th. Bruce from the University of Woolloomooloo is attempting to bring you all the excluuuuusive coverage of this latest John brainfart.
On unrelated news, apparently John has
a new website, and it is very schmick and looks professional. Maybe he's finally got around to using that marketing degree or three he has.
Some people never learn.
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This appearance led to a 2 year good behaviour bond which expired today, according to Horse Hair at L&C!
It was supposed to expire today
3/6/2019: Beepa the Owl has fired up the fax machine, and here's the latest — 15 March 2019 at the Newcastle Local Court.
Beepa the Owl has fired up the fax machine, and here's the latest — 15 March 2019 at the Newcastle Local Court.
Ol' Horse Hair at Lion & Cheatham is dusting off the file 2017/00033539 — HH seems to recall it is the same file as the one from two years ago when Johnboy got spanked hard under s474.17 of the Act for using a carriage service device to harass, menace or offend.
The same one linked to a good behaviour bond!
4/8/2019: It is Monday 8 April 2019, and for LOLcow John Sunol it means just one thing: another court date!
Jenny the stenny from the Newcastle Local Court down on Hunter Street has just informed me that Horsehair from Lion And Cheatham will not be representing ol' Johnny today, with this latest court document lodged with Reggie the Registrar.
Yes, in it he makes some fantastic claims like how he has major anger and impulse control issues. ?
What will today bring? More sanctions for breaching his good behaviour bond?
Jenny says she has to rush as court is in session in just over an hour. She also says she has seen Bruce from the University of Woolloomooloo out and about, so....
Update 4/8/2019: Just got a call on the blower from Bruce from the University of Woolloomooloo with his blow-by-blow description of the case of the Queen v John Christopher Sunol.
Remember, rule number 1: No poofters.
So, anyway, John turned up in court in what Bruce described as "an ensemble that looked like his Filipina wife mixed the coloured clothes (probably from shart juice) with the whites again." Yes, a delightful mottled yellow shirt and grey-cum-brown pants no doubt ready for him to grunt out another skid that he is so famed for.
Anyhoo, Bruce reckons that there was another surprise in store for the angry homohating gnome of Gnewcastle, in that the Commonwealth Director of Public Prosecutions advised His Honour they had further charges against Mr Sunol, and it would be quite unfair for the hate gnome to respond to those today. Yes, surprise evidence!
The CDPP also advised it wanted John a fullness of time to respond to all allegations against him.
In response, John mumbled his insistence in lodging his defence to the charges already presented to him. His Honour advised against it, but John was insistent and so it was begrudgingly accepted, but that other submissions in response to the new charges being raised would be entertained.
And entertaining it was! Adjourned to another mention on Wednesday 5 June 2019.
Bruce reckons John's twitter account has been eerily silent. Maybe he is blown away that he is on the hook for more than he bargained for. Either way, Bruce had to decamp quickly, as he was sure there was a number of pooftersexuals in the room, and remember: Rule number 1 is NO POOFTERS.
But Bruce did get a snap of the ensemble: Broad brimmed hat, yellow and brown 70s number, and a backpack! Definitely no sign of Queer Eye for the Homophobe Guy intervention to make that over!
