Amy Ramadan / Amy Lee Bell / Amy David / Amy's Life Journey!!! / Amy's DesignZ / amysdesignz - Convicted thief, grifter, fat YouTuber in a spandex hijab; confirmed child abuser

[Deadpool]

“Welcome to Idiot Club. The first rule of Idiot Club is: you always talk about Idiot Club. The second rule of Idiot Club is: you ALWAYS talk about Idiot Club! On YouTube! Third rule of Idiot Club: if someone yells “Mama!”, is thirsty, or needs your help, ignore them, then hit them. Fourth rule: only one big gorl to a channel. Fifth rule: one shitty Dollar Store review at a time, gals. Sixth rule: any word ending in "ing" will be pronounced with an "een" ending. Not "stunning," but "stunneen." Seventh rule: videos will go on as long as they have to, perhaps longer, and be packed with lies. And the eighth and final rule: you are always the victim. A brave and admirable victim, smugly facing the haydurs.”

- Chunk Baloneyuck
Idiot Club, 1996

I lose a little more faith in humanity everytime I see how many retards there are in this thread that react positively to your utter garbage tier posts. Your posts are bad and you should feel bad.

 

[xoxo_gossipgorl]

Hello. It's ready. 4.hundred.seventy.one.point.eight.pounds.

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Those trotters though.

I can’t sit here and lurk anymore. Her fucking toenails. I can’t get that picture out of my fucking head. Thanks a lot Amy.

 

[Demosthenes 2020]

Ramadan and semantics aside, does anyone, anywhere believe that Amy has ever gotten up before approximate sunrise (or Suhoor/Fajr as Demosthenes 2020 informed us) to pray? Maybe during Ramadan so she can eat 3,000 calories to tide herself over until she’s alone and can sneak food, but my understanding is that Muslims are supposed to pray at this time every day. I assume she has never prayed except when asked to by Ali; she’s not getting down on her knees once, let alone five times a day. But, you know, the hijab. I would love to hear her try to pronounce “Qur’an”.

If I were betting, I would say she is probably a lazy Ramadan participant in that she probably stays up all night eating and drinking until early morning when fasting starts, then sleeps through as much of the daylight hours as she can, so if she gets up at 1-2pm she would only have less than 8 hours left of her fast. That is assuming she fasts at all.

I cannot imagine her being able to pronounce any of the Arabic necessary to even complete her prayers properly.

This video is so disturbing. The way she ignores Esraa as much as possible is one thing. But the stark contrast between the curt, cold way she speaks to her toddler and the warm, loving way she speaks to strangers on YouTube is chilling. Worse, she switches from one tone to the other very abruptly. Why did this cunt ever have kids if she’d rather hang out online with rejects and speds all day and all night?

Oh and at 31:50 she says “they all look the same to me” about black actors. Amy is drinking rosé-flavored water that she permits Esraa to drink (but not until Amy takes a greedy gulp after Esraa asks for water). Amy pronounces “rosé” as “rose.”

Esraa seems like a really sweet little girl. She’s clearly eager for attention from her mother yet still manages to entertain herself very capably for a toddler. She deserves so much better than to be raised by this pre-corpse.

Is it possibly actually rose water? Arabs love their rose water and orange blossom waters they use it to flavor desserts and things like Turkish delight. They sell it by the bottle in Mediterranean markets to add to recipes. I find it especially heinous, but maybe that's what it was.

YouTube is filled with all sorts of train wrecks and Fat Amy is no exception. She definitely has a dark side to her thanks to Kiwi for exposing that side. Another annoying thing she does is she lets her kids stay in their PJs all day and doesn't change them into day clothes. I wondered why she buys them so many PJs. Because they are so cheap. When she buys them day clothes she buys them each only one outfit. They are your typical dysfunctional family if I ever saw one. Do those kids ever see the outside except for Walmart and Costco?

Ah, this one I know the answer to! The kids (and adults) have "home clothes" that they wear at home, these would likely be pajamas for the kids, and maybe less modest (lol) clothes for Amy, etc. Instead of waking up and changing everyone's clothes for the day, they just live in their home clothes until or unless they are going outside the house. I think it is an Arab cultural thing.

Can anyone tell for certain if this kid is Jeremiah? If so, then I would wager to guess that he either has contact with Amy’s previous husband or did at one time. Bonus points: the only friend this account has is a fella from Micronesia.

From the pics, it looks like this kid had some fun times with his first adoptive dad. Too bad his mum and dad #2 can’t be arsed to interact with him.

It is 100% Jeremiah.

 

[chantalisfat]

Did she say put the potato mess in the oven @450 for 2 hours???

Nice catch. She absolutely did. Insanity.

I don't think we can rest easy believing Jeremiah's male guardian is in his life just based on the Hasty David Facebook. There is nothing on it besides that handful of pictures of Jeremiah. If it was an active FB account that would be a different story. Who knows, though. Hasty could be just as vile as the rest of them. He must be, if he married Amy.

@Demosthenes 2020 Do you have any dirt on husband number one?

In this clip, Amy says the dentist refuses to recommend braces for Jeremiah until he starts brushing his teeth because he's "not hygenically taking care of his teeth good enough" to have braces. She says she's frustrated by this because she wants him to have straight teeth.

 

[BogTrotter]

It is 100% Jeremiah.

Does he get to hang with Hasty? Echoing the other poster(s) who are curious about Hasty.I am also curious about that first name. I assume it has its origins in a language set that is not English, or else is some kind of silly nickname (“good ol’ Hasty-dick, har har.”)

 

[a bootiful jung woman]

Is it possibly actually rose water? Arabs love their rose water and orange blossom waters they use it to flavor desserts and things like Turkish delight. They sell it by the bottle in Mediterranean markets to add to recipes. I find it especially heinous, but maybe that's what it was.

It's 'rosé wine cocktail mixer drink enhancer', drops she uses to flavour her water.

 

[Pissapottyhippygirl]

Nice catch. She absolutely did. Insanity.

I don't think we can rest easy believing Jeremiah's male guardian is in his life just based on the Hasty David Facebook. There is nothing on it besides that handful of pictures of Jeremiah. If it was an active FB account that would be a different story. Who knows, though. Hasty could be just as vile as the rest of them. He must be, if he married Amy.

@Demosthenes 2020 Do you have any dirt on husband number one?

In this clip, Amy says the dentist refuses to recommend braces for Jeremiah until he starts brushing his teeth because he's "not hygenically taking care of his teeth good enough" to have braces. She says she's frustrated by this because she wants him to have straight teeth.

There is a video, unfortunately I can’t remember which one, where she gets on the phone( handed to her by miah) and tells the caller that miah will be getting out soon. She then tells miah to have fun, to have his phone on the whole time, To shut the garage door when he is leaving and to give her a call when he is getting home again. I really think that this could be a get away with Mr. Hasty

 

[a bootiful jung woman]

There is a video, unfortunately I can’t remember which one, where she gets on the phone( handed to her by miah) and tells the caller that miah will be getting out soon. She then tells miah to have fun, to have his phone on the whole time, To shut the garage door when he is leaving and to give her a call when he is getting home again. I really think that this could be a get away with Mr. Hasty

It was her recent messy livestream (timestamped). Yeah it does appear like she's sending him out with someone not-Ali.

 

[Loris Yeltsin]

Things Confirmed Child Abuser Amy Ramadan is NOT doing this week:

Eating
Losing weight
Reading the comments
Watching reaction channels

Please don't read the comments. DON'T READ THE COMMENTS THEY'RE NOT WHO SHE IS!!!! Four squirmy snouts. She's had a lot do deal with, okay? 471.8

Spoiler: Recap

-WELCOME BACK

-Susscribe

-HAPPY WINDSDAY!!!!

-Great day

*Amy explains the order of the weekdays- children get beaten on days ending in "day"

-WEEKENDS ARE DAYS BEFORE YOU HAVE TO GO BACK TO WORK!!!!

-Beautiful day

-Her expensive frames need to be fixed

-See her sore

-LOOK AT IT!!!!

-The thing is bint

-Going to Costco

-Here is here weigh in

-*SHE* is still doing weight loss Windsday

-Hasn't stopped doing weight loss Windsday

-HELLO. IT'S READY.

-471.8

-Up a pound

-Could be a few reasons

-SHE OWNS IT!!!!

-Maybe she did something different

-Excellent water drinker

-WATER DRINKING ON POINT!!!!

-Tried to drink diet soda

-TWICE!!!!

-Cannot drink diet soda now

-Nasty

-Just surrupp

-Can't even

-Surrpp

-SO SHE TRIED AGAIN!!!!

-Lo and behold SURRPP

-He tongue and taste buds have changed

-Literally craves water now

-NOT EVEN USING WATER DROPS!!!!

-Legit

-Water

-So she didn't gain weight because of water

-There are "other things" contributing

-UM

-So

-Will review her week to see why she's fat AF

-Didn't do enough of sometheeng????

-Too much of sometheeng????

-ONLY GAINING A POUND OF FAT IN A WEEK ISN'T BAD THO!!!!

-Seriously thought she would gain more this week

-Srsly

-Not in a tryeeng headspace last week

-DID NOT BINGE OR NOTHEENG!!!!

-Far from it

-WAS THE OPPOSITE OF BINGING!!!!

-Was not eating

-Got fat from not eating

-No appetite

-So when she did eat, her body held onto it as fat

-But didn't

-Because she wasn't eating at all

-So that was a contribute to the fact

-That she gained a pound

-BECAUSE SHE IS LEGIT NOT EATING!!!!

-She dills with stress by not eating

-Shuts down

-Legit just stops eating

-She does all or nothing

-If she is under stress she will binge

-SHE WILL BINGE

-Ate 12 donuts all by herself

-TWELVE!!!!

-In like half an hour

-AND SHE LOST 3 POUNDS THAT WEEK!!!!

-OR

-She doesn't eat at all

-No balance

-TRIED to eat

-Could not eat

-Heartburn

-Legit thought she was dying from heartburn

-Always eats when taking meds

-Unless she isn't eating

-SHE ISN'T EATING ENOUGH!!!!

-Brain is not in an eating mode

-Because there are things she needs to take care of

-Doing things "behind the scenes"

-Profocused on that

-DOES NOT HAVE TIME TO TAKE CARE OF HERSELF!!!!

-Health comes first

-Puts herself on the back burner

-When situations come at her

-Expecially

-Expecially with what they're dealing with right now

-INNYWAYS

-Up a pound

-OWNS IT!!!!

-New day new week

-Hopefully things start "settling down"

-So she can focus on her

-Fambily needs routine

-Household has been a blubbering mess

-..'cause you know things

-Personal things going on

-So they are getting back to routine

-Getting her health back in check

-THINKING OF ALL OF YOU!!!!

-THANK YOU NEW SUBSCRIBERS!!!!

-Appreciates it

-Appreciates all the emells

-Will get back to you

-BLESSED WITH MANY MESSAGES FROM AMAZEENG PEOPLE!!!!

-Will get back to you

-Amazeeng

-HAS A LOT OF SUPPORT OUT THERE!!!!

-Her fambily is loved by many

-That's what matters

-Emells

-Will get back to you

-Will not generic message you

-THANK YOU FOR SUPPORTING HER!!!!

-If it wasn't for her RILL supporters she wouldn't have a channel

-Will stick with it

-AND COME OUT OF THIS MESS STRONGLY!!!!

-Stay strong

-MY SUPPORTERS NEED TO STAND STRONG!!!!

-Don't let what people say affect you

-Just oversee it

-Don't read it

-DON'T READ THE COMMENTS!!!!

-YOU ARE NOT WHAT THE COMMENTS ARE SAYING!!!!

-Does NOT go into her comment section

-Just so ya know

-DOES NOT READ COMMENTS!!!!

-DOES NOT WATCH REACTION CHANNELS!!!!

-Does not go to innything that has to do with her

-She uploads, and THAT'S IT

-Watches other channels

-Not reaction channels about her

-KNOWS HER WORTH AND WHAT SHE IS DESERVING OF!!!!

-It's not what people are saying

-LOYAL SUSSCRIBERS STAY AWAY FROM ALL THAT!!!!

-DO NOT GIVE THEM VIEWS!!!!

-Do not give them the light to talk about her

-INNYWAYS

-Things will be changing

-Will change things up

-Her "routine"

-Stay tuned

-KEEP YOUR EYES PILLED!!!!

-BYE BYE!!!!

While every deathfat has monstrously ill-informed delusions about how weight loss or just the human body in general works, it takes a special kind (or flavor) of rétardation to produce such a torrent of incoherent babble. Leaving deliberate lies aside, it's like her brain exerts itself to interpret reality in the dumbest, most delusional way possible.

 

[Omega Man]

Here's a recap of "Chicken and Potatoes!!!".

Spoiler: recap

In this video, Amy begins by juicing an onion. She seriously says that, and not just once. She then continues to refer to the onion as "fine juiced". She mixes raw chicken with the fine juiced onion and seasonings with her hands, making sure to get salmonella in her cheap, Wish rings. She's also wearing fake nails for maximum hygeine. She films herself doing an extremely poor job of washing the dishes for five whole minutes. She doesn't wash her hands. Potential salmonella is now covering everything in her kitchen, with backup salmonella in her ring and nails for later.

Here is the view of her gunt resting on the sink. Yes, that's her (first) stomach.
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She then instructs her viewers to cut additional onions and a bell pepper into "thin slices, but still thicker slices." To elaborate, "just slice them but don't slice them so thinly they become like a mush." Earlier she suggested cutting the chicken breast thin, but not paper-thin - probably also to avoid the chicken becoming a mush. In true Amberlynn fashion, she films herself shittily - and roughly - chopping onions for an additional five whole minutes. All while sitting, of course.

She then instructs viewers to season to taste. Isn't this supposed to be a cooking video? No measurements here. The kids have their hands in everything, touching the now-raw-chicken-covered spices, bowls, and ingredients. I'm sure their filthy hands are also unwashed. She's not even speeding this shit up anymore. We're watching her cut vegetables in real time. It is now time to make chicken broth by mixing the "chicken bull-lon" with hot water ... stirring it on camera in real time.

Peeling potatoes in the most inefficient way I've ever seen, gunt shot:
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Another five whole minutes of chopping. She puts the vegetables in a pot with puréed tomatoes on top ... and then covers it all in olive oil. She just pours a bunch of oil on top. What the fuck? Breading chicken and frying it - she informs us she is now sitting down to fry the chicken since her back is killing her - but she has been sitting the entire time. Maybe she thought we wouldn't see that. She finishes up by letting the phone film the chicken frying on the stove by itself for a couple of minutes without commentary.

Result:
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Watching her cook makes me want to heave. Bare counters as cutting boards, bare feet on counters, raw chicken effluvium, filthy everything. Little plastic bacteria shovels glued to her fingers. Gunt transfer of pathogens from one surface to the next. Unfinished wood trim on the counter edge like a giant fucking salmonella sponge. Every nook and cranny is an active petri dish. If an RFP was issued to create a manual for the worst way to cut onions, these techniques would be top contenders. Watching her "wash" dishes gave me OCD. The chipped crockery in the final presentation was a master's touch.

Maybe she is trying to give Ali a real taste of home. If Ali's home was in an abattoir behind the public piss-holes at the Khan el-Khalili souk. I'd bet the farm that everyone in that house is sailing on the S.S. Perpetual Diarrhea.

 

[Deadpool]

Watching her cook makes me want to heave. Bare counters as cutting boards, bare feet on counters, raw chicken effluvium, filthy everything. Little plastic bacteria shovels glued to her fingers. Gunt transfer of pathogens from one surface to the next. Unfinished wood trim on the counter edge like a giant fucking salmonella sponge. Every nook and cranny is an active petri dish. If an RFP was issued to create a manual for the worst way to cut onions, these techniques would be top contenders. Watching her "wash" dishes gave me OCD. The chipped crockery in the final presentation was a master's touch.

Maybe she is trying to give Ali a real taste of home. If Ali's home was in an abattoir behind the public piss-holes at the Khan el-Khalili souk. I'd bet the farm that everyone in that house is sailing on the S.S. Perpetual Diarrhea.

Show me on the doll where the bad Muslim fatty hurt you.

 

[Bunny at Law]

She's working on a lot of shit CPS told her to do and she's going to be paying for every bit of it. Psychological assessments aren't cheap, especially with five people involved. She won't come out of this unscathed and she could potentially be under the thumb of the system for years to come.

CPS will pay for any assessments needed, and anything the children need service-wise. They can only make parents pay for things that are parent-focused, like individual therapy, parenting classes, drug treatment programs, etc. and they have to provide free options to those as well. We’ll know whether CPS is actually concerned based on whether they take Amy to court for neglect; that’s the only way they can force her to do things. If Amy is doing things now, it’s because CPS has told her they won’t file as long as she complies with their requests

 

[StrawberryDouche]

CPS will pay for any assessments needed, and anything the children need service-wise. They can only make parents pay for things that are parent-focused, like individual therapy, parenting classes, drug treatment programs, etc. and they have to provide free options to those as well. We’ll know whether CPS is actually concerned based on whether they take Amy to court for neglect; that’s the only way they can force her to do things. If Amy is doing things now, it’s because CPS has told her they won’t file as long as she complies with their requests

We're never really going to know exactly what they're making her do because unless it becomes a criminal matter, those records won't be available.

We can only know for certain they're making her do quite a bit because they saw a violent, 500 pound psychoblob hit a baby in anger.

Amy hasn't dared lie about there being no case, or that they closed her case because Amy is terrified they're watching her videos.

She's going to have a difficult time convincing a legit psychologist she's stable parenting material. They aren't as malleable as intuitive eating therapy fairies.

 

[Deadpool]

So, when I call out @Deadpool for repeatedly coming in this thread only to talk shit to other members, my post gets deleted? without any warning too, like I wouldn't notice.
If you've been on kiwi farms long enough, you can freely call others rėtards, unprovoked but if you tell someone to lurk more you are put on the naughty step and told to be civil. How.. discouraging.

It's because I'm hilarious, and a better poster than you (and 95% of the other users in this thread.)

 

[Bunny at Law]

We're never really going to know exactly what they're making her do because unless it becomes a criminal matter, those records won't be available.

We can only know for certain they're making her do quite a bit because they saw a violent, 500 pound psychoblob hit a baby in anger.

Amy hasn't dared lie about there being no case, or that they closed her case because Amy is terrified they're watching her videos.

She's going to have a difficult time convincing a legit psychologist she's stable parenting material. They aren't as malleable as intuitive eating therapy fairies.

I think you have too much faith in Oregon Child Protective Services

 

[StrawberryDouche]

All y'all stop shitting up the fucking thread or I swear to Christ I'm getting the spoon.

 

[Deadpool]

All y'all stop shitting up the fucking thread or I swear to Christ I'm getting the spoon.

I'm working to make it a better place, like a good sheriff.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

I'm working to make it a better place, like a good sheriff.

Put the bullet back in your pocket, Barney Fife. You're scaring the womenfolk.

 

[Deadpool]

Put the bullet back in your pocket, Barney Fife. You're scaring the womenfolk.

Barney was a deputy, Andy was the Sheriff. Get your shit straight.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Barney was a deputy, Andy was the Sheriff. Get your shit straight.

OKAY AUNT BEE