Smugruko / Smug_Legend / Lory / MariEvangelion / Dekapai_Decade / Kokoro_Dev / @FurezoHarto - Former Anime/Videogame Journalist, Twitter Drama Whore, Habitual Liar, E-Cheated on 7 guys, and Currently running from her past by leeching onto different niche communities under some new alias but always getting caught cause she’s an idiot

[Jmz_33]

 

[Pizza Time]

so let me get this straight-

smug is only allowed to come back to twitter because her exceptional behavior draws traffic/money to their nichegamer ripoff, which they need because her cuck of a boyfriend is on the brink of homelessness?

This seems to be the case.

Honestly, the more I think about the Onlyfans/costhot suggestion, the more it makes sense. Clearly they (or at least Helmet) are in need of money and don't want to get real jobs. Lauren already has a captive audience of incels who want to suck her toes. I'd say the only thing stopping her is Helmet not wanting to be a literal cuck but I mean... it's a little late for that, isn't it? Hell, she wouldn't even have to show her face. There are a ton of Japanese gravure models on twitter who blur or crop out their face. She could honestly make a good living just selling pictures of her feet and nothing else, knowing her audience.

 

[off meds / online]

I don't think smug will ever publicly reveal an image of herself that's not doctored or blurry. she is far too insecure.

 

[Jmz_33]

This seems to be the case.

Honestly, the more I think about the Onlyfans/costhot suggestion, the more it makes sense. Clearly they (or at least Helmet) are in need of money and don't want to get real jobs. Lauren already has a captive audience of incels who want to suck her toes. I'd say the only thing stopping her is Helmet not wanting to be a literal cuck but I mean... it's a little late for that, isn't it? Hell, she wouldn't even have to show her face. There are a ton of Japanese gravure models on twitter who blur or crop out their face. She could honestly make a good living just selling pictures of her feet and nothing else, knowing her audience.

What if she already does that? She could already be doing that under some sort of alias?

Edit:

『Ryuuko Matoi』 on Twitter

“If you honestly think I have anything left to hide after December you’d be wrong. But I can’t stop y’all from thinking what you wanna. https://t.co/lT0hJQi23K”

twitter.com

Well Smug, I highly doubt it.

 

[Rigor Meowtis]

What if she already does that? She could already be doing that under some sort of alias?

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『Ryuuko Matoi』 on Twitter

“If you honestly think I have anything left to hide after December you’d be wrong. But I can’t stop y’all from thinking what you wanna. https://t.co/lT0hJQi23K”

twitter.com

Well Smug, I highly doubt it.

I’m glad to know that she finally acknowledges that she is a

• Cheater/ERPer
• Scammer
• Liar
• Hypocrite
• Racist
• Opinion Muppet
• A furry
• White trash
• Flat as fuck
• And a waste of a human being.
  

 

[Pizza Time]

What if she already does that? She could already be doing that under some sort of alias?

I highly doubt it. Not only does she lack the self confidence, if she had another popular account, she'd be posting about it to try and get more followers. You know how Geoff Thew shills his wife's porn patreon on his anime reviewer twitter? She'd be doing that for herself on her popular shitposting account. She's all about getting attention and clout.

Unlike narcissists like Onision or Jaystation who already think they're God's gift to earth and use the attention they recieve as reinforcement of their narcisism while disregarding criticism, Lauren is the breed of narcissist that thinks she's better than everyone else and can do no wrong because she gets attention, and thus relies entirely on the approval and attention of others because she lacks confidence in herself. The fact that the love, attention, and approval of her boyfriend isn't enough validation for her is pretty sad.

 

[Pizza Box]

hes not 100% homeless family is helping him don't know how long that will last

He's close to being homeless, yet he and his partner have money to buy trading cards?

 

[Jmz_33]

Tweet - Archive

 

[SinglePlayerCarl]

Spoiler: spoilered for size

This seems to be the case.

Honestly, the more I think about the Onlyfans/costhot suggestion, the more it makes sense. Clearly they (or at least Helmet) are in need of money and don't want to get real jobs. Lauren already has a captive audience of incels who want to suck her toes. I'd say the only thing stopping her is Helmet not wanting to be a literal cuck but I mean... it's a little late for that, isn't it? Hell, she wouldn't even have to show her face. There are a ton of Japanese gravure models on twitter who blur or crop out their face. She could honestly make a good living just selling pictures of her feet and nothing else, knowing her audience.

What if she already does that? She could already be doing that under some sort of alias?

Edit:
View attachment 1153843

『Ryuuko Matoi』 on Twitter

“If you honestly think I have anything left to hide after December you’d be wrong. But I can’t stop y’all from thinking what you wanna. https://t.co/lT0hJQi23K”

twitter.com

Well Smug, I highly doubt it.

I’m glad to know that she finally acknowledges that she is a

• Cheater/ERPer
• Scammer
• Liar
• Hypocrite
• Racist
• Opinion Muppet
• A furry
• White trash
• Flat as fuck
• And a waste of a human being.

I highly doubt it. Not only does she lack the self confidence, if she had another popular account, she'd be posting about it to try and get more followers. You know how Geoff Thew shills his wife's porn patreon on his anime reviewer twitter? She'd be doing that for herself on her popular shitposting account. She's all about getting attention and clout.

Unlike narcissists like Onision or Jaystation who already think they're God's gift to earth and use the attention they recieve as reinforcement of their narcisism while disregarding criticism, Lauren is the breed of narcissist that thinks she's better than everyone else and can do no wrong because she gets attention, and thus relies entirely on the approval and attention of others because she lacks confidence in herself. The fact that the love, attention, and approval of her boyfriend isn't enough validation for her is pretty sad.

IF she wanted money without her now well-established fear of reality rearing its mediocre face, she could have learned from the SilentMelody situation;

>Use minimal amount of money & research (HAHAHAHAHA) to duplicate VR model tech for camthoting
>Customize it
>Become a camgirl who shitposts live on camera for Twitter, while using that same smug personality to carry it over into Twitch and meld both audience appeals
>Profit (?)

It would actually highlight one of her (only) draws -- Being a shockjockey shitheel and attempting (and failing) to be an actual smug anime avatar that subjects her simps to cock&ball torture.

She's not gonna fucking do that, though.​

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Ontop of her personality being shit, it would take away many if not all of the appeal draws of GOTIS: people rubbing one out in tribute of your appearance and using that number of simps/followers/pay pigs as a stand-in replacement for a real community.​

Her personality is shit, her mental is absolutely cheeks, and she refuses to go on camera willingly, even as a streamer. No fucking way she'd do anything lewd that opens her up to mockery and ridicule -- she subconsciously knows exactly what would happen if she tried without 75 barriers of separation between her.​

She's even cognizant enough to know that even vs the same camthots melting down over SilentMelody, she wouldn't even be able to compete, because they'd rip her apart with the same internal struggles and bitching behavior they had, insulting every inch of her digital appearance, business model, community, followers and supporters, and finally, her body & (non-existent) self esteem.​

I don't think smug will ever publicly reveal an image of herself that's not doctored or blurry. she is far too insecure.

Oh, ohohohohoh, no.

It's much worse than that: she's a cluster-B personality; A culture chameleon who can imitate but never duplicate what actual self-esteem is, and uses snide, bravado, and her namesake -- Smugness -- to compensate and cope.

She doesn't do real work, she doesn't invest into trying to do something to a self-internalized vision, she doesn't have the perseverance to commit to a goal, and doesn't even want to put in the half-hearted effort. She would much rather import the workload onto someone else and claim the spoils for herself.

If Lauren actually tried to put in any amount of effort to be entrepreneurial and make use of her few assets to make money, actual costhots, camthots, and general shit people like her would annihilate anything left of her self-confidence after her crawling back to the Pavlovian response of being a bitch online like a coke fiend, destroying anything left of the few hold-outs who may still hold a flame for her to change at this point of time.​

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She talks a big game, but she doesn't put in the effort to hone her craft, her opinions, her personality, her personal connections, her body, or actually struggle with her demons and win to be able to deal with the inevitability fallout of making that decision of Kouji potentially pimping her out the same way as Geoff.​

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He would be even more against it than her, because now he knows what I've been seeing: how snake-fuckingly evil & unfeeling she is when the mask slips -- and she threw it away and BURNED IT while watching the embers burn & smolder in December.​

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She's been burned & everyone knows her dark secrets while also knowing how horrible of a person she is and has become, due to the hazing and torture of the Duwang Gang and every attempt made to emasculate her womanhood & appearance, because of her reluctance and cowardice to even willingly post ONE PICTURE to disprove an obvious smear campaign designed to antagonize her into going An Hero;​

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She's unwilling to actually put herself out there, to the point of being unwilling to throw away the one thing she's been conditioned to hate while loving to mock it in others:​

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Her appearance.​

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TL;DR:
Lauren knows if she tries to run the gambit of selling herself, her body, or any piece of her assets;
she will not cope, she will fail, & this'll be what she ends up as.

To quote The Nutty Professor:
"That's yo future!"

Spoiler: Horrifying Prognostication

 

[Pizza Box]

She's been burned & everyone knows her dark secrets while also knowing how horrible of a person she is and has become, due to the hazing and torture of the Duwang Gang and every attempt made to emasculate her womanhood & appearance, because of her reluctance and cowardice to even willingly post ONE PICTURE to disprove an obvious smear campaign designed to antagonize her into going An Hero;

Do you think that if she'd post a picture of herself, some of the accusations against her would've gone debunked?

 

[Rigor Meowtis]

『Ryuuko Matoi』 on Twitter: "Can someone explain to me why Wordpress’s…

archived 20 Feb 2020 21:18:40 UTC

archive.li

Man, Smug, you could have afforded to support your website - if you didn’t waste it on a bunch plastic cards.

 

[off meds / online]

what exactly did her wrangler tell her about engaging the people who antagonize her? hm...I can't quite recall...

『Ryuuko Matoi』 on Twitter: "“I’m a crazy person who tells people to r…

archived 20 Feb 2020 21:25:35 UTC

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edit: she QT'd this one in less than a minute.

『Ryuuko Matoi』 on Twitter: "How about mind your own fucking business …

archived 20 Feb 2020 21:29:42 UTC

archive.ph

 

[Rigor Meowtis]

what exactly did her wrangler tell her about engaging the people who antagonize her? hm...I can't quite recall...

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edit: she QT'd this one in less than a minute.

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All her responses to people who bring up her behavior is literally “mind your own business” because she can literally not come up with anything else. They’re telling the truth, and it bothers her so much lol.

 

[Jmz_33]

what exactly did her wrangler tell her about engaging the people who antagonize her? hm...I can't quite recall...

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For someone named Smug, this bitch has absolutely no chill.

 

[Pizza Time]

I've probably said this before, but I'm surprised she hasn't addressed the farms directly since this thread was made. Likely because she doesn't want any more attention drawn to a place with proof of her misdeeds.

 

[off meds / online]

"I know you are, but what am I???"

MAXIMUM-ER HELMET on Twitter: "If you didn't even have the balls to t…

archived 20 Feb 2020 21:48:53 UTC

archive.ph

they really do deserve one another.

 

[Jmz_33]

Smug’s putting art behind a pay wall on patron, financial crisis averted.

Tweet - Archive

 

[off meds / online]

MAXIMUM-ER HELMET on Twitter: "Honestly the best thing she can do is …

archived 20 Feb 2020 21:51:01 UTC

archive.ph

bit late for that, bud

 

[Rigor Meowtis]

Punished Beanie on Twitter: "The smugruko thread went from trying to …

archived 20 Feb 2020 21:48:29 UTC

archive.li

Our little simp friend has been following the thread! Sorry that you got banned but you should not have been a faggot!

Though I do agree about the Onlyfans discussion. It’s very weird, and for someone who’s been trying so hard to clear her name as a cheater, I don’t think that would be the best option for her already ruined reputation. It’s almost like you guys want to see her naked and that’s just as bad as simping.

Why would she make one when we already have a photo of her tiny tits to jerk off to for free?

 

[Jmz_33]

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Our little simp friend has been following the thread! Sorry that you got banned but you should not have been a faggot!

Though I do agree about the Onlyfans discussion. It’s very weird, and for someone who’s been trying so hard to clear her name as a cheater, I don’t think that would be the best option for her already ruined reputation. It’s almost like you guys want to see her naked and that’s just as bad as simping.

Why would she make one when we already have a photo of her tiny tits to jerk off to for free?

Funny that her fans are white knighting her by bringing screenshots from the farms directly to her Twitter. Any one who knows Smug, knows that doing so makes her really uncomfortable.