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[Cemila Mandes]

But he had Sonic guise...
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In case you didnt know Jenny Nicholson and Lindsay Ellis attended the film together. I can almost imagine him reaching the popcorn box and wishing there was the extremity, any extremity, belonging to another human being.

Sonic on Valentine's Day? Quinton reminds me of someone...

 

[scathefire]

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why

 

[Peep Plops]

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Because that's the mask he wears when prowling the streets at night. It makes for the perfect cover: "Tell me again what happened?"
- Like I told the desk clerk, Garfield came out of the bushes, shouting something about 'trans rights' and then everything went black.

 

[Namekian George Floyd]

I don't believe any commentary is even needed.

 

[Quintex96]

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>Importing from China
Corona arc incoming

 

[The Pink Panther]

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I don't believe any commentary is even needed.

Alt-Right Conspiracy Theory ------ Reality

 

[Nobunaga]

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Oh quinton, just own to the fact that you became a breadtuber because you wanted some tranny dick

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

Fun theory on his "wokeness"; Beige Frequency in his (admittedly way too fucking long given the actual content he uses) points out that Quinton only jumped on Breadtube because their styliszed videos (long ass essays with "theatrical" elements) being almost point for point the Channel Awesome formula, which is all he knows/wants to do.

1:19:00 in if the timestamp doesn't work

Falling Down: A Quinton Reviews Story

The slow descent of a once mediocre creator into even deeper mediocrity. Check out my twitter and patreon https://www.patreon.com/BeigeFrequency https://twit...

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[TheManLol]

Fun theory on his "wokeness"; Beige Frequency in his (admittedly way too fucking long given the actual content he uses) points out that Quinton only jumped on Breadtube because their styliszed videos (long ass essays with "theatrical" elements) being almost point for point the Channel Awesome formula, which is all he knows/wants to do.

1:19:00 in if the timestamp doesn't work

Falling Down: A Quinton Reviews Story

The slow descent of a once mediocre creator into even deeper mediocrity. Check out my twitter and patreon https://www.patreon.com/BeigeFrequency https://twit...

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Dunno if I could waste an hour of my life to Quinton, but it seems like a good video. Beige Frequency absolutely nails Quinton's identity crisis. The dude realized that his Channel Awesome-tier content was dated for an audience of people who quite literally grew out of it, and in a panic he realized that his content will never be as revered as he wants it to be. So now he thinks that jumping on the breadtube train will give him enough political clout to make him seem more relevant than what he actually is. A classic case of some literal-who desperate to make themselves feel important. Quinton's done this before, and I doubt breadtube will be his last stop.

 

[Jack Awful]

Dunno if I could waste an hour of my life to Quinton, but it seems like a good video. Beige Frequency absolutely nails Quinton's identity crisis. The dude realized that his Channel Awesome-tier content was dated for an audience of people who quite literally grew out of it, and in a panic he realized that his content will never be as revered as he wants it to be. So now he thinks that jumping on the breadtube train will give him enough political clout to make him seem more relevant than what he actually is. A classic case of some literal-who desperate to make themselves feel important. Quinton's done this before, and I doubt breadtube will be his last stop.

That, and Change the Channel happened, revealing his hero Doug Walker was an incompetent tard (even though this was apparent to people of average intelligence). Quinton then jumped on board with the Channel Awesome creators he still respected, who were all SJWs.

You also can't tell me Quinton doesn't desperately want to fuck ContraPoints. Dudes thinking with their cock will often say how smart and funny the person they wanna bang is if they can't outright admit how they really feel. It's like that episode of South Park where one of the girls develops breasts, so all the boys start calling her cool and smart.

 

[TheManLol]

You also can't tell me Quinton doesn't desperately want to fuck ContraPoints

>Quinton reveals his love of Contrapoints
>Contrapoints literally changes his sexual orientation just so Quinton doesn't have a chance

How can a man get blue-balled this much?

 

[Not an NSA Plant 69]

InspMagnum
Possibly so blue balled that he decided to go to beyond the edge of sanity in his obsession.

I noticed Mauler taking the piss out of Quinton on twitter and Quinton posted a picture of his doll.

I don't know if a good quality shot is in this thread, but here it is.


Note the french manicure on the finger nails, I lay good odds the usual wig for it is shoulder length and dirty blond or light brunette.

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[who dare wins?]

>Quinton reveals his love of Contrapoints
>Contrapoints literally changes his sexual orientation just so Quinton doesn't have a chance
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How can a man get blue-balled this much?

Jesus fucking christ. honestly who in the actual fuck would even stand near this person. you're also saying hes capable of reproduction, but he is clearly a hermaphrodite

 

[FakeishNamedicoot]

Sonic on Valentine's Day? Quinton reminds me of someone...

Don't insult guptill. Quinton will never have the pure writing prowess to produce such well thought out descriptions of autism waifus. He is also neither attractive nor the size of an average human mother.

 

[Angry Shoes]

Spoiler: Link to the archived tweet

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"Laughing it off even though I'm clearly upset" Quinton is my favorite Quinton.

 

[Cemila Mandes]

InspMagnum
Possibly so blue balled that he decided to go to beyond the edge of sanity in his obsession.

I noticed Mauler taking the piss out of Quinton on twitter and Quinton posted a picture of his doll.

I don't know if a good quality shot is in this thread, but here it is.

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Note the french manicure on the finger nails, I lay good odds the usual wig for it is shoulder length and dirty blond or light brunette.

Spoiler: Link to the archived tweet

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It's standard behavior for the both of them. Quinton is the only one triggered by the drawing and MauLer again gets triggered by Quinton.

Don't insult guptill. Quinton will never have the pure writing prowess to produce such well thought out descriptions of autism waifus. He is also neither attractive nor the size of an average human mother.

But Quinton is blue-colored. Well, part of him is.

 

[Namekian George Floyd]

Fun theory on his "wokeness"; Beige Frequency in his (admittedly way too fucking long given the actual content he uses) points out that Quinton only jumped on Breadtube because their styliszed videos (long ass essays with "theatrical" elements) being almost point for point the Channel Awesome formula, which is all he knows/wants to do.

1:19:00 in if the timestamp doesn't work

Falling Down: A Quinton Reviews Story

The slow descent of a once mediocre creator into even deeper mediocrity. Check out my twitter and patreon https://www.patreon.com/BeigeFrequency https://twit...

youtu.be

I like Beige but he uses too many maybe's and personal opinions in his speculations on people and it comes off as disingenuous sometimes because he mixes it with the true, objective information like it's on the same level. When I watch a video on a lolcow, I don't really care about the person's opinion or whatever conjecture they can pull out of their ass unless it's funny, I just want to know who they are and what they did to be worth a video.

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

I like Beige but he uses too many maybe's and personal opinions in his speculations on people and it comes off as disingenuous sometimes because he mixes it with the true, objective information like it's on the same level. When I watch a video on a lolcow, I don't really care about the person's opinion or whatever conjecture they can pull out of their ass unless it's funny, I just want to know who they are and what they did to be worth a video.

Yeah, this one in particular he really dragged on with the Last Jedi shit that imo could have taken 3 minutes to arrive at the same conclusion, like he didn't really understand how to get the point across so figured he'd play it safe and reiterate it over and over. It's particularly bad with this Quinton video because not counting the Anthony Cumia series or Amy Schumers being a two-parter, it's the longest of his videos several times over.

 

[Namekian George Floyd]

Yeah, this one in particular he really dragged on with the Last Jedi shit that imo could have taken 3 minutes to arrive at the same conclusion, like he didn't really understand how to get the point across so figured he'd play it safe and reiterate it over and over. It's particularly bad with this Quinton video because not counting the Anthony Cumia series or Amy Schumers being a two-parter, it's the longest of his videos several times over.

I'm not trying to shit all over him because he's obviously very dedicated and does great work but I do agree. I don't think the Quinton video is that bad at what I mentioned but his Contrapoints video is full of it, some speculation was totally fair and valid but when you're saying shit like "I think Contra was molested by her mother because of some imagery they use in their videos", it's like "nigger what?", cause yeah, he said it as a speculation on Contra but that's also like, kind of accusing somebody of molesting their child which is a serious accusation.
Also yeah, I don't really give a shit about the Quinton and MauLer stuff. The whole thing is really autistic and uninteresting, the least interesting thing Quinton has done. He misrepresented someone's opinion on a movie, that's totally something worth bringing up constantly. Like it's funny how he got caught being blatantly dishonest and still refused to talk to the people, defend himself or apologize and it says something about his character but there's much more entertaining shit that's come from him, the saga itself is pretty boring.

 

[Glade Candles]

I kinda want Quinton to cover Watchmen just to see him attempt and fail to discuss a piece of media more complicated then Garfield.

Imagine him crossing over with Linkara. They're both hilariously bad at hiding their thirst for tranny dick, I bet they'd have a lot to talk about.

I just want to know who they are and what they did to be worth a video.

That's kinda what I like about Geno Samuel's stuff. Porsalin is Michael Moore to Geno's Ken Burns.

It's particularly bad with this Quinton video because not counting the Anthony Cumia series or Amy Schumers being a two-parter, it's the longest of his videos several times over.

I tend to like his stuff better when they're multiple parts, gives him time to think about his conclusion more.

the least interesting thing Quinton has done

The funniest thing Quinton has ever done was sperg out at Mumkey because his DMs with a Mumkey Jones parody account were leaked.